You're in Music Hell...Satan has decks!

[BadCoverVersion]

Okay, Your "Music Hell"...

Pick as many songs as you like...and do try to be specific...Don't just say "Oooooh, any fucking rap or those little gay-boys from N'Sync!"...That isn't good enough!

Here's my first selections...I'll be back with more very soon!

*Mull of Kintyre - Paul McCartney
*Rocking all over the World - The "Quo"
*Invisible Touch - Genesis

And don't start questioning me kids...I have my reasons...

They are all very fucking shite!

[BubbaStrangelove]

Wil Veloz - "The Macarena"
Snow - "Informer"
Vanilla Ice - "Havin' a Roni"
4 Non Blondes - "What's Going On?"
Barenaked Ladies "One Week"
Green Jello - "3 Little Pigs"
King Missle - "Detachable Penis"
James Taylor - "Fire and Rain"

[charliebobo]

Bon jovi- It's my life
Pink- Get the party started
please don't kill me: The Beatles- Yesterday: I just don't like it

that's all i can think of for now

[PapaJupe2k]

Originally posted by BubbaStrangelove
Green Jello - "3 Little Pigs" [/B] Hehehehehe. Yeah one of the all time worst. Shortly after they turned into Green Jelly and disappeared all together.

How about:

Vanilla Ice- "Ice Ice Baby"
The Cowsills- "Hair"
CrissCross- "Jump"
Rolling Stones- "Waiting on a Friend" (I'm a huge Stones fan, but these are the lamest lyrics I've ever heard. The video is even worse with Mick just standing around waiting for Keith:rolleyes: .
3rd Base- "Pop Goes the Weasel"
C.W. McCall- "Convoy":D (I saw that one down the list, but just had to add it to mine. My older brothers had the record of that song. Hehehehehe!)

[pofcorn]

Originally posted by PapaJupe2k
Vanilla Ice- "Ice Ice Baby"

WHAT? HOW DARE YOU INSULT ICE ICE BABY!

Avril lavigne, complicated. Musical piece of trash.

[Linus*likes*noise]

Creed must be destroyed.

Puddle of Mudd too.

[asyouwish530]

Barry Manilow's "I Write the Songs" - so awful and embarassing it's actually pretty good

"Where Were You When the World Stopped Turning" - Turgid Alan Jackson Sept. 11 tribute song. I'm sure he meant well here and all, but, God bless him, it fucking sucks

Michael Bolton- "How Am I Supposed to Live Without You", "Soul Provider"," When a Man Loves a Woman" ad nauseum

Rick Astley- "Together Forever", "She Wants to Dance With Me", "Get Out of My Dreams (and Into My Car)" etc

Kelly Clarkson (The new American Idol!)- "A Moment Like This" :o

[paul calf]

anything i do i do it for you-bryan adams(if thats the case i wish he would stop singing)
crocadile rock-elton john(shit on a stick)
living on a prayer-bon jovi(hate all their crap but this ones the worse)
i love rock n roll-joan jett
shaddup a you face-joe dolce
jamiraqui-vertual insanity(my how he has a talent for sounding the same on every record)
i have to stop i could be here all day

[SLAW]

I think that hearing any song over and over again would be hell. It would most ikely be your favorite song, just to make it that much more ironic.

[CheekyShepherd]

Combine 'Arvester - The Wurzels
Say Eh-oh - Teletubbies
There's Noone Quite Like Grandma - St Winifred's School Choir
Gym & Tonic - Spacedust
Mull Of Kintyre - Wings
Shaddup You Face - Joe Dolce
I Think I Love You - The Partridge Family
Do The Clam - Elvis Presley
Angels - Robbie Williams
Because We Want To - Billie
Canned Heat - Jamiroquai
Disco Duck - Rick Dees & His Cast Of Idiots
I Will Always Love You - Rik Waller
MacArthur Park - Richard Harris
Wand'rin Star - Lee Marvin
Grandad - Clive Dunn
Star Trekkin - The Firm
Doctorin' The Tardis - The Firm
Rock DJ - Robbie Williams
Suspicious Minds - Gareth Gates
Agadoo - Black Lace
My Way - Frank Sinatra
I Remember Elvis Presley (The King Is Dead) - Danny Mirror
Long Haired Lover From Liverpool - Little Jimmy Osmond
Tie A Yellow Ribbon Round The Ole Oak Tree - Dawn
Delilah - Tom Jones
Convoy - C W McCall
No Charge - J J Barrie
Sugar, Sugar - Archies
My Ding A Ling - Chuck Berry
Release Me - Englebert Humperdinck
Let's Get Together - Hayley Mills
Stand By Your Man - Tammy Wynette

I'd better stop....I could go on for days!!!

...but NOT FORGETTING:
The Ketchup Song - Las Ketchup (Who the fuck allowed this to get recorded?!!)

[SAI]

Anything by Creed
Anything by Britney Spears
Hero by Chad whatsisname from Nickelback
Anything by Nickelback

More to come

[BadCoverVersion]

Originally posted by CheekyShepherd
Angels - Robbie Williams
My Way - Frank Sinatra

Very very true...Utter shite!

But I've got to disagree with you about I Think I Love You(The Partridge Family)...Thats a great tune that is...Each to their own!

[bowieee]

If Satan wanted to eternally punish me he would pop on:

Its getting hot in here by nelly
Anything by the eagles
Anything by Clint Black, Garth brooks and the rest of the pretty boy country singers.

[docholiday_13]

We Are All Made Of Stars - Moby
Drift And Die - Puddle Of Mudd
Anything by Theory Of A Deadman

[BadCoverVersion]

Originally posted by bowieee
Anything by the eagles

You're my new best friend love!

[paul calf]

my way shit your having a laugh surely

[BadCoverVersion]

Originally posted by paul calf
my way shit your having a laugh surely

It's been done to the death...You can't get away from that bastard song!

It grates on me I'm afraid!

[bowieee]

I know Im going to get crucified for this but Lucy in the sky with diamonds by the beatles would make me loose my mind if put on repeat play by our horned friend.

[paul calf]

Originally posted by BadCoverVersion
It's been done to the death...You can't get away from that bastard song!

It grates on me I'm afraid!

its the king of the karioke,every drunk in the world knows the words,and the leg kicks,this is a classic you should apologise to frank and visit his grave side and remove the old flowers as punishment

[bowieee]

Nope the ultimate king of karoake song is "AT the Copa Cobana* but My way could be a close second. :D

[BadCoverVersion]

Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds...Ooooooooh, you're in for a good fucking bit of verbal now Bowieee

I couldn't give two shites love...I'm not a fan I'm afraid!

I had to restrain myself from putting Imagine on the ol' list...I can't stand the bloody song...far too trite!

[bowieee]

Yeah everytime I start chiming in on how the beatles are over rated my friends look at me like Im the antichrist or something... They do have a couple of brilliant songs: Happiness is a warm gun, and I heard the news today. Both outstanding songs but they also have alot left over that i dont give a flying poo poo about.

[Benny]

Satan sets up his huge stereo with Surround Sound, and on come a few of his favorite songs:
Believe- Cher
One Last Breath- Creed
I Will Always Love You-Whitney Houston
Last Resort- Papa Roach

and of course, Satan's theme song:
Hot in Here- Nelly

[Tom Samborski]

N'Sync featuring Nelly-Girlfriend
The Police-Roxanne
Nickelback-Hero
Mary.J.Blige-No More Drama
Destiny's Child-Bootylicious
Kelly Osbourne-Papa Don't Preach
Britney Spears-I'm Not A Girl
Whitney Houston-I Will Always Love You
Al Simmons-I Collect Rocks

[Cesare]

"Making your mind up" Bucks Fuzz- It makes me want to fucking stab myself!

Anything by Phil Collins, that christmas album by Christine Aguilerra and indeed anything by her.

Bon Jon Jovi- Anything by that twerp.

I could be here all day. So I gotta go.

[BubbaStrangelove]

"going up the country" by Canned Heat

"one week" by Barenaked Ladies (so bad i listed it twice) scoobyrackybookiebaddaboobeda all of the flavors! Argh!!!


THE FLYING MONKEYS THEME FROM WIZARD OF OZ.... just imagine non-stop: O-we-ohhh O O Ohhh.

"Biko" - Peter Gabriel ( i like the song, esp. it's use on Miami Vice, but it gets real old, real fast)


"Mrs Brown You've Got A Lovely Daughter" - Hermin's Hermits

"I am, I said" Neil Diamond

[CheekyShepherd]

Heaven - DJ Sammy

This bitch should go to hell a thousand times! Ruined the only Bryan Adams song I really dig!

[Jason Voorhees]

Oh God, There's so much that annoys me: The glut of everything on the radio these days. Almost anything mainstream just kills me.

That worthless Justin Timberlake song,

Avril Lavigne, anything by her,

And any fucking ''artist'' who doesn't even write their own damn music.

Sorry BCV, I know we're supposed to be more specific, but honestly, I'd bore the hell out of you guys :( .

I'll try to return with more specifics later..

[Buck Turgidson]

Some specific tracks which are the functional equivalent of a two-sided sandpaper condom:

1. (Far and away, the "leader") Come on Eileen (the original Dexy's Midnight Runners version, from '83).

2. The Joker: Steve Miller. Do you realize that that fat fuck actually sat down somewhere and wrote "You're the cutest thing that I ever did see, really love your peaches, wanna shake your tree." and, instead of having the basic decency to kill himself at once, actually published and performed it? Can you believe it?!?

3. All the dreadful Pat Boone covers of Little Richard's songs that he did to sell to lilly white teens in the fifties. They're good for a laugh, now, but lots of people bought them then.

4. Jack and Diane: John COUGAR Mellencamp. He deserves to be beaten with a sockfull of quarters for that one.


5. Dreams: Van Hagar. Unspeakable.

[Cesare]

Okayyyyyyyy! I gotta couple that really make me wanna vomit.

"Islands in the stream"- Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton. Shit on a stick, then they shove it up your ass.

But I have to say that the all time vomit fest in the history of music for me, has to be...

"To all the girls I've loved before"- Julio and Willy!

What can I say about that song. Well, it makes me want to go on a killing spree of unparalled violence.

I cannot, for the life of me understand what would make anyone write a song like that, let alone perform it.

But then it explains Julio's boy Enrique, don't it?


:eek: :eek: :eek: :confused:

[BubbaStrangelove]

Originally posted by Cesare
Okayyyyyyyy! I gotta couple that really make me wanna vomit.

"Islands in the stream"- Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton. Shit on a stick, then they shove it up your ass.


ah man... i like that song. i think.... maybe it's another one of those i like out of irony.



looks like we have similar tastes in movies though.

[CheekyShepherd]

Originally posted by Buck Turgidson

4. Jack and Diane: John COUGAR Mellencamp. He deserves to be beaten with a sockfull of quarters for that one.


MUST disagree with this one, it's one of my favourite songs. Also, it's the only song I can play on guitar.


ANOTHER NEW ADDICTION:

S Club Juniors!! Need I go any further!

[bowieee]

If satan wanted to make me cry in agoby he would hold a karaoke session where all they would sing would be creed songs over and over again. *shiver*