Funny Porn Names You thought up

[Conor]

Here's a funny porn name i thought of:
Throbbin Williams starring in:
Snatch adams
wet dreams may cum
good will humping
Screwmanji

[pofcorn]

A friend of mine came up with this one one day:

Until supplies last.

I thought it was funny.

[Bomont the Destroyer]

All I got is
The Texas Anal Massacre and
Fisting For Dollars

[Tom Samborski]

Home Alone With The Hooker
Anal Fiction
Blow Me Away
The Shawskank Redemption
Big Rod
E.T: The Extra Testicle
Drill Hard
12 Horny Men
Back To The Hooker's Apartment
Octopecker
Forrest Hump
Batman Returns To The Whorehouse
Lethal Vixen
Rim-Job Dogs

[Ed]

Great Topic! haha

The Sussy Shag redemption (The Shashawnk Redemption)
Sweet Cum All In Anna (Sweet Home Alabama)
The Whory Heathers (The Four Feathers)
Feeling All Hard (Stealing Harvard)

im so dirty :D

[Ed]

haha, i got another one

Annal Encounters of Sheser's Behind (Close Encounters of the Third Kind) hahaha

[The Postmaster General]

a man is wrongly accussed of a crime. He goes to prison, where he gives the inmates there a new look on life. most importantly, he teaches them to party and there is lots of gay sex in The Shawshank Orgy


a man is shot down during the Persian War. no one wants to go rescue him, except for one brave colonel. he knows where his duties lay, and he knows that he must risk his neck and have lots of gay sex in Behind The Enemy's Behind


now one for the gays....


in the late 60s, a young man decides that in order to make the passage into adulthood, he must stand up and defend his country. he joins the military, and is shipped of to Vietnam. There, he engages in lots of gay sex. Boned On The Forth of July

[Cyclonus]

Suck/Off

[Gregorious8]

Dr. No = Dr. Blow Me

Jurassic Park= InHerAssic Park

[The Shadow]

A question for some senior schmoes - Exacly how many times have we seen these "Porn-movie-title-alike" topics? 15? 25? 97?

[The Handeman]

I was watching the view (SHOOT ME) and i heard that to make your porn name you combine 2 things

Your first name is the name of your childhood pet

Your last name is the street you grew up on soooo!

I would be.........SAMMY HAMILTON!


sounds kinda nice actually

Forrest Hump (that was on national lampoon's senior trip)
National Lampuntang's Vacation
Die Hard....very hard
Optipussy
Goldfingering
DICK....thats it
BIG.....TITS
Jumanjizz
Blow....me
Snatch....thats it
Happy's Gilmore
Billy's Madison
BIG DADDY...VERY BIG DADDY! (the movie couldnt use bigdaddy.com as a website for the movie cause it was already taken by a pornsite in fact everything remotely like big daddy was a porn site)

[Toby]

Shaving Ryan's Privates....

You can always go HERE (http://www.namethatporno.com/)

[PorcheRacer]

My porn name is Patchy Hillside! hahhahahahahahahahaah

[NuclearMisfit]

My Porn name is Rusty Copper, thats pretty weird lol.

[Ed]

Originally posted by The Shadow
A question for some senior schmoes - Exacly how many times have we seen these "Porn-movie-title-alike" topics? 15? 25? 97?

but they're always fun!

[dr.gorman]

Rape Man (Rain Man)
Screwing Sara (Serving Sara)
Asses Wide Shut (Eyes Wide Shut)
Half-Fucked (Half-baked)
Star Whores (Star Wars)
Mrs. Assfire (Mrs. Doubtfire)
The Erect Story (The Straight Story)
Dr Strangefuck: or How I Lost My Virginity and Got Banged (Dr. Strangelove)
Planet of the Rapes (Planet of the Apes)
The Banged Sisters (The Banger Sisters)

[Scarface98.9]

A Broom For Romeo's Arse
An Officer in a Gentleman
Assault With Penis Thirteen
Atlantis: The Lust Empire
Behind Enemy Loins
Bigknobs and Hugedicks
Bitchfinder General
Bra Trek
Briefs Encounter
Buff Oral Soldiers
Cape Queer
Captain Corelli's Man-Handlin'
Cum Lola Cum
Dungeons & Drag Queens
Enema At The Gates
Erin's Gottanitch
Event Horizontal
Fiddling on The Roof
From Rear To Maternity
Goodfellatios
Harriet Potter and Her Chamber of Semen
Have My Wonderful Wife
Hot Thighs Beneath
Lake Flaccid
Moan Alone
O Brothel, Where Are Thou?
One Whore Over The Cock, Who's Next?
Reservoir Doggy Style
Seven Brides on Seven Brothers
Six Degrees of Copulation
Sliding Drawers
Spray it Forward
Spread Legged Freaks
Stop! Or My Cum Will Shoot!
The Adventures of Fuckeroo Banzai
The Bedding Minger
The Buns of Navarone
The C**t of Monte Cristo
The Hunt For Head All Over
The Postman Always Comes Twice
The Quick in The Bed
The Sore Wank Redemption
The Three Muffketeers
The Tit and The Pudendum
The World Is Not A Muff
Things To Do in Denver With The Dead
Turn Her and Smooch
Carry On Up My Khyber
Clithanger
Cock Star
Das Booty
On Her Majesty's Secret Cervix
Pretty Titty Gang Bang
Raging Balls
Shag The Dog
Sperms of Endearment
The Inside-her
12 Horny Men
A Tale of Two Titties
Big Trouble in Little Vagina
Buttman Forever
Charlie's Anals
Desperately Spanking Susan
Done in 60 Seconds
Dumb & Done Her
Easy Ride Her
Edward Penishands
For Your Thighs Only
Inspect Her Gadgets
Intercourse With a Vampire
Lawrence of a Labia
Meat Me in St Louis
Mr Holland's Anus
Night of The Giving Head
On Golden Blonde
Peeing on Malkovich
Pocahotass
Porn on The Fourth of July
Raiders of The Lost Arse
Rear and Pleasant Danger
Riding Miss Daisy
Saturday Night Beaver
Schindler's Fist
Sex Toy Story
Shaving Ryan's Privates
Sleeping With Seattle
Sleepy Swallow
Sorest Rump
The Object of My Erection
Thighs Wide Slut
Titty Slickers
Womb Raider
You've Got Male

[Grebdron]

Umpire in my Son Empire of the Sun

My Big, Fat Greek Weenie

[NuclearMisfit]

Saturday Night Beaver is the name of a play in Grand Theft Auto 3 for the Playstation 2

[Scarface98.9]

Originally posted by NuclearMisfit
Saturday Night Beaver is the name of a play in Grand Theft Auto 3 for the Playstation 2
I found a website once that had a long list of porn names based on movies, and for some reason, I copied the list and pasted in a document. Whenever these threads come up, I always post the list here, so any GTA3 references are coincidental

[miguel_montes]

This one is not mine... actually, is the same, because I don't think it needs modifications...

What do you think of "Beauty And The Beast " ?

I mean, of course it's not for kiddies.... ;)

[Ed]

Originally posted by Grebdron
Umpire in my Son Empire of the Sun

My Big, Fat Greek Weenie

HAHAHAHAHAHA! i needed that

[Horror whore]

Originally posted by Tom Samborski
E.T: The Extra Testicle


Thats hilarious! I'm putting that as my favorite movie! ;)

[Gregorious8]

I'm not sure if anyone already put this down

SEX MEN (X Men)

[Jess]

Originally posted by Gregorious8
I'm not sure if anyone already put this down

SEX MEN (X Men)

Ha ha...another one for X-Men could be Ex-Men .

Yup, that's all I got. Oh, my porn name would be Markie Nova Vista.

[couchpotato head]

Porn Club (Fight Club)
lay on top of me (Stand by Me)
The 400 Boobs (the 400 blows)
sex, boobs, on video tape (Sex, lies, and videotape)
101 foxes (101 dalmations)
Booby and the breast (Beuty and the Breast)
dick soup (Duck Soup)
Full Exposed jack it (Full Metal Jacket)
Dr. Shaglove or how I learned to stop worrying and love my mom (Dr. Strangelove)
The humping (the Haunting/The Shinning either one but it's closer to the Haunting)
Forrest Hump (Duhh)
Humping Amy (Chasing Amy)
Changing Room (panic Room)
:cool:

[Tom Samborski]

Here are some more:


In and Out of The Vagina
Mixed Nutsacks
Spiceworld Between Her Thighs
Beverly Hills Cunnilingus
Gone Out Of My Ass In 60 Seconds
American Piefucker
Total Blowjob
Austin Powers: The Spy With The Big Fat Hairy Cock
There's Something About Mary's Anus
Interview With Her Vampire
The Sixth Stimulation
American Boobies

[Gregorious8]

well I've got two

Thighs Wide Open- Eyes Wide Shut
(Turns out to be a real porno)

A Hard On all Day & Night- A Hard Day's Night

[Evil Spike]

ooh oohh i got one!

how bout changing the "i like big butts" song into "i like to fudgepack"??!

it go something like this...

i like to fudgepack and i cannot lie
you other brothers cant deny
when a guy walks in with a big thick waist
and a round dick in yo face
you get sprung
wanna stick it in tight
cuz you know it might get stuck
im hooked on the briefs he wearing
im hooked and i cant stop staring
ooohh... dude i wanna get with ya
and stick it in ya
my homedudes try to warn me
but that hole you got makes me so horney

ok thats all i could think of now. its gross... but i think its funny. lol. this would be the theme song to a porn that i was gonna do.

[Bobdroopy]

If they ever redid monster ball in to a pron movie they would call it
MONSTER BALLS ooohhhaa, im retarded

[CheekyShepherd]

Not mentioned yet:

American Booty
The Joy Suck Club
Ordinary Peepholes

and of course...

The Firm

[Moviejunkie]

glad he ate her (gladiator)

[WriterManX]

"Mission to Marcy"

"Poke Me, Mon" (Pokemon)

I actually snaked these from the now-deceased show "Strip Mall," but they're enjoyable, nonetheless.

[CWM]

Originally posted by Jess
Ha ha...another one for X-Men could be Ex-Men .

Yup, that's all I got. Oh, my porn name would be Markie Nova Vista.

Or what about XXX-Men ? Sound pretty hardcore to me ... :-)

[XvoorheesX]

I thought this was to funny to let disapear... so:

Gang-Bangs of New York
A Clock-Work Orgy
My Big Fat Greek Penis

[KcMsterpce]

Originally posted by Tom Samborski

Batman Returns To The Whorehouse


You mean Batman Returns to the Cathouse

Pocahotass
Movie Series:
Lord of the Cock Rings: The Fellowship of the Cock
Lord of the Cock Rings: The Two Golden Showers
Lord of the Cock Rings: Return of the Cock Ring
Harry Pooter and the Scorcerer's Bone
Harry Pooter and the Chambermaid's Secrets
Harry Pooter and the Prisoner's Ass (Cuban)
Harry Pooter Gobbles the Fire
Harry Pooter and the Order of the Penis

[Conor]

Originally posted by The Shadow
A question for some senior schmoes - Exacly how many times have we seen these "Porn-movie-title-alike" topics? 15? 25? 97?
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I can't stand when people bash other people's topics. You dont like the topic? dont come into it then. There's nothing bothering you here, just dont read it.

[Gregorious8]

Six Dicks In Her Eye

Six String Samurai

[NuclearMisfit]

From Justin to Kelly: A Cumshot

The Texas Chainsaw Gangbang

Sk8ter Boi : A Hermaphrodites Love

The Adventures in Fellacio (Adventures in Babysitting)

The MorningWood club (The breakfast club)

Pretty in Bondage (Pretty in Pink)

Slutty Woman (Pretty Woman)

Gangbang at Tiffanys (Breakfast at Tiffanys)

[NuclearMisfit]

Hairy Balls and the Hendersons (Harry and the Hendersons)

Willie (Willow)

Full Metal Condom (Full Metal Jacket)

[EvilDeadGirl]

Oh and the ET: Extra Testical, I've seen that posted a few times and they mention that in Cheech an Chong. In fact they actually start to make the Porn...forget which Cheech an Chong flick it was...but was funnier than hell!


Booty and the Beast (beauty and the beast)
Total Callback (total recall)

All I can think of at the moment.

[jackson13]

My name is Galaxy Jackson. I like it!


Heres some


SHAFTed (Shaft)
Spaceballing (Spaceballs)
Theres Something in Mary (Something about Mary)
The Masturbater (Terminator)
The Watersports Boy (Waterboy, prob the sickest one I'll think of)
Things are Hard All Over (Things are tough all over)
Screwing Amy (Chasing Amy)
Fuck/Off (Face/Off)


Thats all I can think of right now/

[Droog989]

-A League to be Blown (A league of their own)
-Back Door Boys (Bad Boys)
-The Dominatrix (The Matrix)
-Ass Pirates of the Caribbean (Pirates of the Caribbean)
-In Diana Jones and the Temple of Poon (I have to give credit to the writer's of 40 days and 40 nights for that one. I just always find it so funny I had to include it)
-Requiem of her screams (Requiem for a Dream)
-In her ass: The movie (Jackass: The movie)
-American Porno (American Psycho)

[Squid Vicious]

Sperminator 3: Rise of the Penises

[Buc_Nonsense]

lol
Dude, Where's my Dildo
The Sperminator.

[Conor]

Vaginatown (Chinatown)
Snatch...oh wait.:D
Clitty Clitty Gang Bang (Chitty Chitty Bang Bang)
Me, Myself In Irene (My, Myself, And Irene)
Jurassic Pork (you know)
Three Men and A Ladie's anus

[Tom Samborski]

Here are some more!

The Stimulator (The Terminator)
Stimulator 2: Erection Day (Terminator 2: Judgement Day)
X-Babes 2: X-Babes United (X-Men 2: X-Men United)
Robobanger (Robocop)
The People v.s Her Sweaty Thighs (The People v.s Larry Flynt)

[Jasonite]

I've always said my porn name would be Sir Lance Goodthrust!



J

[Squid Vicious]

The 400 Blows....oh, wait....:D
As Good as Head Gets
Cape Rear
Done in 60 Seconds
Dude, Where's My Cock?
Edward Penishands
For Your Thighs Only
Hannah Does Her Sisters
The Object of My Erection
On Golden Blonde
Pretty Titty Gang Bang
There's Someone on Mary

[Conor]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Squid Vicious

As Good as Head Gets
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lol

[sAtAn666]

In Her Majesty's Secret Cervix...:eek:

[someguy]

This is a funny topic.

[Conor]

buuump

[Conor]

BUMP

[thedarklamb]

STD's 3: The Search for Cock

[Grim H.]

Some Like it Rough
It's a Wonderful Lay
Bone-Her (Ben-Hur)
Assablanca
Dances With Whores
When Harry Did Sally...
The Jerk-off (The Jerk)
Big...........(do we need to change it?)

[Michael_myers]

My Breakfast is Tiffany
Fucking in the Heat of the Night
Sploogemanji