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dh1989
09-27-2002, 04:22 PM
First, Daniel Radcliffe got big. Real big. But I want to send a message very loudly and clearly to the usually thickskulled boltheads over at Warners: FANS DON'T CARE. You must keep Radcliffe as Potter! I know 12-year old's who are bigger than him with more hair on their chests than Sophia Coppolla (that's a lot), so I don't want to hear any more BS about fans not "believing" in him for movies 3 & 4. Give the kid a year off and then bring him back for the other films.

But at first, the transformation that Radcliffe has undergone since the first film is a bit startling. He's taller, his voice is almost baritone, and his posture is more assured and... well, "adult" than before. Smartly, director Chris Columbus (whose non-Potter work I hate) uses this maturity to enhance the theme of the second book: that Potter is older now, no longer a Hogwarts newbie, but a seasoned (if still curious) wizarding student. Another director might have had Radcliffe play the part in one of two opposite extremes, as jaded, sullen teen or awkwardly bright-eyed neophyte. Both directions would have been wrong, and the Potter/Radcliffe/Columbus combination proves itself more startling natural than even the first film.

Likewise, Rupert Grint as Harry's pal Ron Weasly is "all growed up", but dammit if this kid isn't still hilarious. Unlike so many child actors out there who play to the camera in a mugging, "hey, Mom look at me!" way, Grint is completely natural even when he is clowning around in the fantastical setting of Hogwarts.

Emma Watson as Hermione Granger, the third of our heroic triptych, was somewhat given short shrift in film 1, with her final scene cut and forced to wear an abominable wig. Not so here. Hermione is a big player, and she gets to goo and gush over Kenneth Branagh's Professor Lockhart, tug on the heart strings when recovering from a basilisk attack, and show her mettle when defending her mixed "Mudblood" heritage to the Hogwarts bullies. Her range is fantastic, and I am certain a promising film career is guaranteed for Watson.

At the opposite end of the spectrum we have the annoying little Tom Felton as chief bully Draco Malfoy, who apparently hasn't dropped his set yet, and squeaks noticeably beside the other actors. Felton is more of the child actor school I mentioned previously, very aware of his performance and completely unconvincing. Since you're supposed to hate him, I suppose one could say "who cares?" but I'd like to see a better actor take up the role of the menacing and smarmy Malfoy some day.

Richard Harris sleepwalks yet again through his performance as headmaster Albus Dumbledore, looking more like a constipated Alzheimer's patient than the charming, winky-eyed grandfather-figure of the books. There is about as much chemistry between Radcliffe and Harris, or Harris and (Hagrid actor) Robbie Coltrane as there is when mixing argon and xenon (that's not a lot.) Recast this old fart already!

Hagrid isn't used to much effect in this film, and I don't recall if that's because of the source material or if it was a script choice. Either way, I found myself wondering "where's Hagrid?" during a number of points. Maybe that will be tightened up a bit in the final cut? Anyway, Coltrane is great, and his performance surpasses the previous film, if that were possible.

Newcomer Bonnie Wright, who plays Ginny Weasly (pay attention to her in this film!), does a great job as the lovestruck First Year, and pulls off her pivotal role like a seasoned pro. Again, Columbus has cast a great child actress who doesn't act like a child actress.

Other quick summaries. Alan Rickman as Snape: excellent, but underutilized. John Cleese as Nearly Headless Nick: annoying; someone finish the decapitation already. Maggie Smith as MacGonagall: she looks confused, as if she's not sure how she got on the set. Jason Isaacs as Lucius Malfoy (Draco's dad): does a good impression of Snape, but I'd rather see Snape do Snape. Do we really need two of them? Kenneth Branagh as Lockhart: good, and not as hammy as Loveless in Wild, Wild West or the doctor in Frankenstein. A little too much screen time, I think. (Branagh's a lot like fellow Shakespearean actor Patrick Stewart: when they do humorous genre work, they tend to go overboard. I much preferred Branagh in Conspiracy.)

All right, on with the film itself. There's been a lot of hype about the effects. With some exceptions that I will point out later, they are about on par with the first film, although there are certainly more of them. The quidditch match is more rough-and-tumble, and Columbus pulls out all his Speilberg mimickry, using such annoying tricks as "edit the hero out of danger" (remember Indiana Jones & The Temple of Doom?) Still, it's great to see this very unique sport played out on the big screen, and watching irritating Draco get swatted around a bit is always fun, fancy new broom notwithstanding.

The quidditch match, along with the flying car sequence that opens the film, are nonetheless still very obvious greenscreen effects. Critics of the first film's quidditch game, who said it looked like Harry was flying in front of a movie screen, will repeat their gripe this time around. I'm not sure who did the effects, but perhaps instead of increasing the effects budget they should shop around for a new F/X house?

There are some wire effects here, nicely done and which don't invoke either Matrix or Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. Harry is more physical this time, and by all accounts he did his own stunts (but with CGI-added faces all the rage, who knows?) The best F/X by far are those used for Aragog, the giant half-spider, and Slytherin's basilisk. Much improved over the goofy troll in Film 1, but still not as advanced as, say, the Balrog from Lord of the Rings. However, the effects also have a more cartoonish look to them, which makes the film much more accessible to youngsters, and let's remember that the film is technically a kid's film.

A scene where Lockhart, an inept magician, turns Harry's harm to rubber by accidentally removing the bones in it is unsettling, but dashed with a sense of humor. I don't know why, but it grossed me out a bit. Still, a good effect and a nice combination of CGI and prosthetics.



More in a post below........

Horror whore
09-27-2002, 05:35 PM
::cough cough:: (http://www.joblo.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=35627)

Jedi
09-27-2002, 05:38 PM
OH MY GOD! should I stand in line already!
I feel like I've said this for million times! I REALLY can't wait to see this movie. Even if its running time would be 400 minutes. The review is really great. And the movie, according to it, seems to be handling the under-layers of the book really well. Though I wouldn't name things the way this reviewr did. I mean it's not Nazis and stuff like that (not that I'm a Nazi) but the book's aim was racism in general. It's about distinguishing people due to their race and origin.

Anyways, it's gonna ROCK.. :)

dh1989
09-27-2002, 07:37 PM
Originally posted by Horror whore
::cough cough:: (http://www.joblo.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=35627)


I am sorry. I will change this too another review. Once again sorry...

dh1989
09-27-2002, 07:47 PM
AICN's alleged "review" falsely reported that Dobby the House-Elf invokes memories of Jar Jar Binks. Hogwash. Dobby's screen time is minimal, and while the voice actor was a bad pick (sounds like your local elementary school's cafeteria lady), the character is not annoying. Trying, perhaps, but not annoying; and that's exactly how I recall Dobby from the book. Dobby will not be universally reviled like Jar Jar, and comparing the two is like comparing Harry Knowles to Jessica Alba. (I'll let you figure out which one of them is the irritating one.)

The ghost "Moaning Myrtle" is a bit annoying, but if you have a sensitive side you may feel more pity than annoyance at this character. I'm overall disappointed with the ghost effects in general; just using transparent actors floating around seems a bit of a cop out. I think I had expected the Bloody Baron, Peeves and Myrtle to be more ghoulishly inhuman than the way ghosts are portrayed in this series, perhaps more like the animatronics in Disney's Haunted Mansion. But everything else pretty much matches what I envisioned from the book.

As for the score, there were some bits taken from the first film (unless they were re-scored?), but I definitely heard some new cues and a menacing new theme for the baddies. John Williams is putting together another great CD-seller here. The finished product is going to be great.

The story involves mysterious messages and grim voices hinting at some terrible thing about to be unleashed within Hogwarts, a place previously considered to be the safest wizard haven known. As "mudbloods," --- magical folk who are half-nonmagical --- are being turned to stone, Harry begins to investigate. Because the mystery involves the "Heir of Slytherin," Harry is drawn into conflict with the evil class house of that name, as suspicions abound about who the Heir is and what is kept in "the Chamber of Secrets." Harry, who can speak to snakes, is even suspected himself. Soon thereafter, we learn with not a small dose of melodrama, that this Chamber of Secrets has been opened, causing Dumbledore and the other teachers to fall into a panic that only steels Harry's resolve in solving the puzzle.

Chris Columbus is certainly doing well as the Potter films' director, and it will be a shame to see him replaced on the next installment, but he does exercise some of his more mundane habits in this film. Primarily this means formula, formula, formula. Columbus is a formula director, the whitest slice of vanilla white bread you can get short of a Mormon. As a result, the pacing of the film, the sequence of events, the camera movement and lighting are all virtually identical to the first film. This is not a direct result of the source material, either; it's just the way Columbus works best, in a safe and calculated environment. It's not a slight against the film, but viewers of the first will find the surprises are well-telegraphed, and the build up to the climax is clearly identical to the first film.

The climax, however, is outstanding. I am still confused by the ending of the first film (I really need to go back and read the book, I guess), but this one ends with a bigger bang (actually, a few of them!), and more coherent plot closure.

Okay, SPOILER WARNING!

The final battle between Harry and the serpentine basilisk is amazing, and the effects are almost as if another F/X house came in to do the sequence. This basilisk is not a goofy "troll in the dungeon" thing, but a very realistic and nasty bugger. The confrontation with Tom Riddle / Valdemort is much, much, much creepier and cerebral than the ending of the first film. The role of Fawkes the phoenix is a bit drippy (literally, heh heh) but the kids in the audience are going to cheer when he revives Harry. Again, almost as if Columbus is mimicking Empire Strikes Back, the ending has a much more cliffhanger feel to it than before.

SPOILERS OFF

Overall, the film is faster-paced (a slow second reel is actually welcome after the rollercoaster start), much more menacing, but with enough fun and magic to suit both the young fans and the old ones. I think they've really captured the spirit of the books here, which continue to break bookstore records by selling to a huge array of readers. The other great accomplishment in Chamber of Secrets is that it immediately rekindles our familiarity with the characters, making it feel as if we know them much more intimately than from just one previous film. As a result, we care a lot more about the characters, and that really drives the plot.

An amazing adventure ride for all ages. I'm excited, and you should be too.




Thats it. :)