Worst Movies Top 5

[JofaGuht]

Top five worst movies counting down.

here is mine:

5. Me, Myself, and Irene (3/10)
4. Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace (3/10)
3. How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2/10)
2. Happiness (2/10)
The worst movie of all time is:
1. American Psycho (1/10)

THAT MOVIE WAS AWEFUL!

[CheekyShepherd]

All 0/10 (or less)

5. Jingle All The Way (1996; Brian Levant)
4. Valley Of The Dolls (1967; Mark Robson)
3. Toys (1992; Barry Levinson)
2. Psycho (1998; Gus Van Sant)
1. Moulin Rouge (2001; Baz Luhrmann)

[Donnie_Darko]

Off the top of my head...

1) Unbreakable
2) Moulin Rouge
3) A.I.
4) Signs
5) Eyes Wide Shut

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[Buck Turgidson]

1. Who's That Girl
2. Shanghai Surprise
3. Evita
4. Dick Tracy
5. Body of Evidence. (Nevertheless, I plan to buy this on DVD in December. My adoration of Julianne Moore causes me headaches sometimes...:rolleyes:)

[Kastman]

1-Jerry Springer's Ringmaster
2-The Item
3-976 Evil
4-I got the hook up
5-Bedazzled

[bskutle]

"Real Films" 5 Worst/Not MST3K
1. "An Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn" (#4)
2. "Crash" (#5)
3. "Spawn" (#7)
4. "3000 Miles to Graceland" (#8)
5. "Turbulence" (#10)

5 Worst MST3K Films
1. "Manos: The Hands of Fate" (#1)
2. "Monster a Go-Go" (#2)
3. "Red Zone Cuba" (#3)
4. "Time Chasers" (#6)
5. "The Giant Spider Invasion" (#9)

[arto_j]

The Last Witness
Supernova
Beverly Hillbillies
Ishtar
Urban Legend

All are 1-star films, have no cinematic value of any kind or any other value anyways. Complete shit that must be avoided by any means necessary.

[BadCoverVersion]

Don't agree with American Psycho in the slightest...Whats all that about!?

Anyway, each to their own and all...

*Vanilla Sky
*Caligula
*Gummo
*Eyes Wide Shut
*13 Ghosts

[BakeTheMooCow]

There aren't many movies I dislike. Most movies I've seen are 7/10 or higher. But if I had to make a top 5...

5. Pearl Harbor (3/10)
4. Dude, Where's My Car? (2/10)
3. 2001 : A Space Odyssey (2/10)
2. Titanic (1/10)
1. Scary Movie 2 (0/10)

[charliebobo]

Anaconda
Big Momma's House
Spice World
Wishmaster
Rocky V

[Grebdron]

I'm assuming that this means my 5 least favorite movies. From some of the choices of previous posters, I have to assume that. Titanic as one of the 5 worst "made" movies? Whether you liked it or not you have to realize that it was made well. Oh well, I'll list 5 movies I hated.

Mission Impossible 2
The Big Hit
Broken Arrow
Bandits
Magnolia

[tbone]

The ones that come to mind:

Nutty Professor
Goldeneye
American Pie 2
The First Wives Club
Notting Hill

[dr.gorman]

1. The Avengers (1/10)
2. The Master of Disguise (1/10)
3. Lord of the Rings: Fellowship (2/10)
4. Bubble Boy (2/10)
5. Kung Pow (3/10)

PS. If anyone is going to argue about me having Lord of the Rings on my list don't expect a response from me. If people can put such masterpieces as 2001 and Moulin Rouge on their worst list, I can put this so-called masterpiece on my worst list.

[BadCoverVersion]

Originally posted by dr.gorman
1. The Avengers (1/10)
2. The Master of Disguise (1/10)
3. Lord of the Rings: Fellowship (2/10)
4. Bubble Boy (2/10)
5. Kung Pow (3/10)

PS. If anyone is going to argue about me having Lord of the Rings on my list don't expect a response from me. If people can put such masterpieces as 2001 and Moulin Rouge on their worst list, I can put this so-called masterpiece on my worst list.

Good on you sonny!

I myself despised LOTR...The whole shebang was far too twee I'm afraid!

I'm taken aback by the inclusion of Moulin Rouge though...Its a bloody travesty!

Still...Different strokes...

[tbone]

I commend you on not being afraid to put LOTR on your list. I myself loved it for the reason that it did the ultimate goal of a movie to transport you into a different world, but we all have the right to our own opinions.

[Buck Turgidson]

Originally posted by bskutle
5 Worst MST3K Films

2. "Monster a Go-Go" (#2)



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[the movie guy]

1. Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
2. A Clown at Midnight
3. Wes Craven Presents: Carnival of Souls
4. Jerry Springer's Ringmaster
5. Blue Brothers 2000

(It just seems that anyone who's least favorite movies are anything higher than a 1/10 just haven't seen very many movies, especially bad ones, of course.) (I don't use 0/10, so 1 is the lowest for me, and all the films I listed are 1's.)

[A.J. Hakari]

1. Lawn Dogs
2. The Postman
3. Howling II / III
4. 3 Strikes
5. Addams Family Reunion

[Satchmo]

5.I Still Know What You Did Last Summer
4.She's All That
3. Head Over Heels
2. Wing Commmander
1. Summer Catch
Notice how they all have something in common.

[Moviejunkie]

no, no, no, you people are all wrong! the worst films ever made are those damn video game movies like super mario brothers and mortal combat, god what terrible TERRIBLE films!!!! the only video game movie i like is tomb raider. but the rest are soooo bad!

but if i had to choose more mainstream movies my list looks like this-

5. me, myself and irene (i like JC but this movie sucks)
4. lotr: fotr (the ONLY good thing about this movie is the setting)
3. high fidelity (does cusack ever stop talking to the camera in this movie?)
2. o brother, where art thou? (don`t get me started! this movie sucks)
1. u-turn (worthless piece of film i`ve ever seen)

ohhh btw- are we allowed to post the type of pics that donnie posted?

[the movie guy]

Originally posted by Moviejunkie
no, no, no, you people are all wrong! the worst films ever made are those damn video game movies like super mario brothers and mortal combat, god what terrible TERRIBLE films!!!! the only video game movie i like is tomb raider. but the rest are soooo bad!

but if i had to choose more mainstream movies my list looks like this-

5. me, myself and irene (i like JC but this movie sucks)
4. lotr: fotr (the ONLY good thing about this movie is the setting)
3. high fidelity (does cusack ever stop talking to the camera in this movie?)
2. o brother, where art thou? (don`t get me started! this movie sucks)
1. u-turn (worthless piece of film i`ve ever seen)

ohhh btw- are we allowed to post the type of pics that donnie posted?

We are not the ones who are wrong. YOU are the one who is wrong for saying that. Personally, I spit on your picks for the five worst movies (meaning I highly disagree). And Tomb Raider was ALSO a bad video game movie and who said you had to pick mainstream movies, huh?

(I've had a bad day and I'm sick of this LOTR dissing. Forgive me.)

[Moviejunkie]

Originally posted by the movie guy
We are not the ones who are wrong. YOU are the one who is wrong for saying that. Personally, I spit on your picks for the five worst movies (meaning I highly disagree). And Tomb Raider was ALSO a bad video game movie and who said you had to pick mainstream movies, huh?

(I've had a bad day and I'm sick of this LOTR dissing. Forgive me.)


tomb raider is the best video game movie i`ve seen, ofcourse that`s not saying much! ;)


well if i didn`t pick mainstream films i would be forced to go with a list of video game movies and since most of us probably haven`t seen those movies i went ahead and chose mainstream films!

and don`t feel bad about LOTR... i would`ve probably liked the movie more if it would`ve had better characters in it? i mean honestly did anyone "REALLY" care what happend to these characters? ***spoiler*** when gandaulf died, i was thinking to myself... "good, i didn`t like him anyways" i mean the characters in this movie were just soooo....well... not interesting!

[screamer581]

Magnolia, High Fedility, LOTR, Moulin Rouge, A.I., Eyes Wide Shut, Unbreakable, O Brother Where Art Though?, Vanilla Sky, and Signs. These IMO are all either good or great movies. And shocks me to see them all listed, if you want to see some shitty ass movies, here ya go!

1.Armageddon
2.Love Story
3.Patch Adams
4.Friday The 13th (the series)
5.and the newest addition..... SLACKERS!

[mattjk_17]

Originally posted by Satchmo
5.I Still Know What You Did Last Summer
4.She's All That
3. Head Over Heels
2. Wing Commmander
1. Summer Catch
Notice how they all have something in common.

That's one mighty fine worst movies list ya got there, Satchmo, I salute you! :p

[Moviejunkie]

Originally posted by screamer581
Magnolia, High Fedility, LOTR, Moulin Rouge, A.I., Eyes Wide Shut, Unbreakable, O Brother Where Art Though?, Vanilla Sky, and Signs. These IMO are all either good or great movies. And shocks me to see them all listed, if you want to see some shitty ass movies, here ya go!

1.Armageddon
2.Love Story
3.Patch Adams
4.Friday The 13th (the series)
5.and the newest addition..... SLACKERS!

i could go on and on about HF, LOTR, and OBWAT!! but out of curiosity, what`s wrong with patch adams?

[Grebdron]

Patch Adams blew!!! And O' Brother, Where Art Thou? is a classic comedy. Great script, great cinematography, and outstanding performances by all involved. Especially Clooney, Turturro and Tim Blake Nelson. At least an 8.5 or 9/10.

[Moviejunkie]

Patch Adams blew!!!

okay but that still doesn`t answer the question!

[Grebdron]

Originally posted by Moviejunkie
okay but that still doesn`t answer the question!

Predictable, hokey, farfetched and over-acted. Bad script. That pretty much answers the question.

What's wrong with OBWAT?

[Satchmo]

Thanks matt , i just can't believe that no one else had any of these movies on there lists. As long as FPJ keeps acting it's pretty much a given that there will still be bad teen movies.

[the movie guy]

Originally posted by Grebdron
Predictable, hokey, farfetched and over-acted. Bad script. That pretty much answers the question.

What's wrong with OBWAT?

Nothing's wrong with "OB,WAT?". I think Moviejunkie is just a little insane, that's all. ;)

We're all a little insane though, sometimes.

[tbone]

I completly forgot about I Still Know What You Did Last Summer. Thanks for pointing it out Quentin because that sucked beyond any description.

[Heavenley]

The ones I can think of at the moment:

- Glitter

- Crossroads

- Scary movie 2

- Spice World

- GhostWorld

[screamer581]

Originally posted by Grebdron
Predictable, hokey, farfetched and over-acted. Bad script. That pretty much answers the question.



Yeah that pretty much sums it up. The movie was insulting, this is what I call a "manipulative tear jerker".... it made me sick.

[Moviejunkie]

What's wrong with OBWAT?

what`s wrong with it.... okay i`ll tell you!!!


Predictable, hokey, farfetched and over-acted. Bad script. That pretty much answers the question.


:D

[ColinM]

1) Night Train to Mundo Fine (or Red Zone Cuba) (1/10)
2) Hobgoblins (1/10)
3) The Invasion of the Neptune Men (1/10)
4) Final Justice (1/10)
5) Future War (1/10)

[aixela]

Five worst movies...

5. Sleepy Hollow High-I own the movie and still cannot make myself watch it all the way through-horrible acting gets in the way

4. Zombie-I know a lot of people hail this as a great movie but it just seemed that the director went more to gore rather than characterization or else most of the characters in that movie were just plain stupid

3. Moulon Rouge-couldn't even make it through 20 minutes of the movie before I turned it off

2. Jason Goes to Hell-ummmm......I couldn't suspend belief for any amount of time during this movie-worst $1.00 I ever spent

1. Howard the Duck-now I am sure I am showing my age but I am still trying to figure out what drugs George Lucas was on when he made this movie

[JofaGuht]

I'm seeing a lot of good movies on these lists. Moulin Rouge, High Fidelity, Howard the Duck. and O Brother Where Art Thou was good and though not great Patch Adams was pretty good too.

[pat00139]

Ok, this again. I'll choose different movies this time. Still as bad as any other movie I've posted in this kind of topic.

Redneck Zombies
Blood Diner
Dungeons And Dragons
Damien: Omen 2
Alligator 2: The Mutation

There you go.

[Mast]

These are just the movies that I've seen (though some I turned off); there must be many, many more that I refuse to see that could be put here.

Pitch Black
Anything directed by John Woo
Crocodile Dundee 3
American Pie 2
Scary Movie 2
Chocolat
From Hell

Sorry I didn't stick to five. I couldn't stop myself.

[Jasonite]

Tom Jones still tops my list as the worst movie I've ever seen

Virtually anything directed by Joel Schumacher (Falling Down being the only exception).

Requiem for a Dream

Resident Evil is the worst movie I've seen recently, but not sure it makes it into my all-time worst movies...

DiCaprio version of Romeo + Juliet

First Knight

Virtually every teen comedy in the past 5 years.


I'd better stop before I get all worked up. *L*


J

[Moviejunkie]

Originally posted by Jasonite
Tom Jones still tops my list as the worst movie I've ever seen


First Knight

Virtually every teen comedy in the past 5 years.




nooo not First Knight that was a good movie! but i do think it had a few flaws in it!


but i got to agree with you on the teen comedies! they are truly pitiful!

[BadCoverVersion]

Originally posted by Jasonite
Requiem for a Dream

DiCaprio version of Romeo + Juliet

I'm shocked...

Very very stunned indeed!

You're entitled to your opinion mate, but I've got to disagree with you here...

Any particular reason why you dislike 'em?

[Jasonite]

Originally posted by BadCoverVersion
I'm shocked...

Very very stunned indeed!

You're entitled to your opinion mate, but I've got to disagree with you here...

Any particular reason why you dislike 'em?

Sure, if you'd like to know:


Requiem for a Dream: why am I supposed to sympathize with any of these characters? They're all scumbags...yeah the two main guys end up having it rough, but I think they deserved it, and I'd prefer they come to a bad end then what would've happened if they'd made it and become drug dealers. Plus the closer you got toward the end the more unbelievable some of the storylines became, shock treatments and sex orgies, etc. Even technically it's not a good movie...if you've got two people lying close together in bed, you DON'T do a splitscreen! *LOL* God!

Romeo + Juliet: I hate the very premise of this movie. I think Shakespeare should've jumped out of his grave and beat the shit out of the screenplay writer. First of all I have a big problem with updating Shakespeare, trying to 'modernize' it so today's youth will be interested. You don't like it the way it was written, where it was set? Too fuckin bad, you don't deserve to appreciate Shakespeare then. Plus if you're going to update it, you don't keep the language the same as 500 years ago....got news for ya, ain't no fuckin way gangs talk like that. I'm just morally opposed to the very idea of this movie. Add to that the general dislike I have of DiCaprio anyway...


J