*Harry Potter 5* -News and Thoughts Thread-

[B-ball Dude]

I heard J.K. was taking a break for a year or something.... hehe, that was a year ago. Does anyone have any news or thoughts? If so post in this thread.

[SeperateSelf]

I read somewhere that, since Harry and the gang are going into puberty and getting hormones and stuff, Rowling is going to "sex up" the 5th Potter book! Some of the rumors I've heard include:

- Hermione 'cutting her teeth' on Ron's 'little weasly' :eek:

- Menage e' trois action with Mcgonagall and the Weasly twins :o

- Hagrid and Professor Flitwick reveal their gay (and incredibly awkward) love affair :eek:

- Harry shows Cho what parseltounge is really used for :o


And in case you didn't figure it out, all the above is complete and utter perverted bullshit. :p You may resume your regularly scheduled discussion.

[peterparker]

Just read the J.K. Rowling has finished book five, just needs a bit of finishing touches and should be ready for the publisher's in about 3 weeks. So it should be in the shops in about 5 or 6 months hopefully.