FOTR Translation mistakes: Histerical

[fryman_3000]

Hey all, I thought you'd all enjoy this here. It's some examples of translation mistakes for Russian pirate DVD's. Some of them are so funny.

Check it out and post your favourites here. Mine is:

"It was forged by Elves. Not far from cannibals." :D

Heres the link:
http://www.geocities.com/tauriel7/Russian.htm

[James Logan]

"Gandalf: "I simply gave your uncle a nasty kick in the butt!""

LOL :p

[Zed]

Now I understand why Russian Voters gave The Fellowship of the Ring a 2/10 note in imdb!!! :D :D :D

Now seriously, I also think its false......but certanly is quite funny!

[dh1989]

"The Ring had come to the hands of creature Golom, who took it to the depth of the magic mountain, and there he was burning with mad lust". Possibly for the day a man would come who was short and has hairy feet to make any Stoor scream in mad lust!


LOL! :)

[Bassgod]

Now i's not true. I have the Russian DVD. It's sill hella funny.

[dannywalker17]

Obviously its fake, but it had me laughing my head off. My favorite was:

Gandalf (to Balrog): I am a servant of Saint Anna and of a flammable Udo!

I also liked the one about Gollum's mad lust in the magic mountain. It would be even more hilarious to actually see all this.:D