Celebs You'd Love/Hate To Be Stuck On A Desert Isle With...

[Jerk Shapiro]

Here we go:

Loves:

Tim Burton
Quentin Tarintino
P.T Anderson
Robert DeNiro
Al Pacino
Christopher Nolan
Stephen Spielberg
Katie Holmes, Charlize Theron, Britney Spears ( For obvious reasons...)

Hates:

Madonna
Kathy Lee Gifford
Vin Diesel
Steven Seagal
Chris Rock
D.J Qualls
Tom Green
Drew Barrymore

Which celebs would you like to hang out with on a deserted island? Which ones would you like to KILL while you are hanging out with them?

I'll post more when I can

[Tom Samborski]

Celebrities I would HATE to be with:


Jason Biggs
Justin Timberlake
Aaron Carter
Mark Paul-Gosselar
Bob Saget
Seann William Scott

[Jerk Shapiro]

Originally posted by Tom Samborski
Celebrities I would HATE to be with:


Jason Biggs
Justin Timberlake
Aaron Carter
Mark-Paul Gosselar
Bob Saget
Seann William Scott

I second that fucking motion. Along with Sean Astin...Are these guys ever going to make a watchable piece of film.

[BadCoverVersion]

LOVE

~Jarvis Cocker - My dream come true.
~Kathy Burke - A hilarious lady.
~Peter Kay - The only alternative to t'internet.
~Chloe Sevigny - I reckon she'd be good for a chin-wag.
~Steve Buscemi - His mug would keep me amused.
~Ewan McGregor - Purely as a sex-toy.
~Jack Nicholson - Just intuiging.
~Kate Moss - A ballsy lady.
~Mike Leigh - I'd like to have a chat about his Salford days.
~Johnathon Rhys Meyers - Easy on the eyes.

HATE

~Tom Cruise - Piss of Tom.
~Penelope Cruz - Piss of Cruz.
~Tobey Maguire- He'd eat all the stash, then turn on the "charm".
~Enrique Iglesias - Distracting facial affliction.
~John Leslie - Fuck that for a game of soldiers.
~George Lucas - Hairy.
~Winona Ryder - Not only smackable, She'd pilfer my belonging's.
~Julia Roberts - Tedious.
~Eric Roberts - Oblivious.
~Toploader - Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

[CheekyShepherd]

Love:

1. Jennifer Love Hewitt
2. Helen Hunt
3. Cameron Crowe
4. John Cusack
5. Matt Johnson (lead singer of The The)
6. Graham Norton
7. Britney Spears (have you seen the video for Don't Let Me Be The Last To Know? Grrrr!) :D
8. Tom Hanks (to make all the fires, y'know)
9. Wilson (no explanation needed)
10. Penelope Cruz (she'd make good kindling should a fire be needed)


Hate:
1. Tony "Fucking" Blackburn
2. Tara Palmer "Fucking" Thompson
3. Christine Hamilton
4. Uri Geller
5. Darren Day
6. Rhona Cameron
7. Nell McAndrew
8. John Leslie
9. Michael Barrymore
10. Madonna

[Jerk Shapiro]

Let's add A.I's TEDDY to the love list. No reason necessary.

[Buck Turgidson]

Originally posted by BadCoverVersion

~Winona Ryder - Not only smackable, She'd pilfer my belonging's.


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I would solve this problem by perpetually lying on top of her...

Seriously, you're going to have to be w/ someone you can comfortably have sex with, because it'll happen eventaully, so no guys are eligible for me.

(I know what you're thinking, but you're wrong. After a while, Brad Pitt's going to look pretty damned good to you.

"'I'd never perform a Homosexual act!' Bullshit! Six months on an island you'd be fuckin' the MUD!"- Lenny Bruce.)

At the same time, as much fun as it would be to lay on the beach with Britney Spears using you as her personal surfboard, after a while...when she keeps asking you why the sky is blue and when room service is coming...you're going to be looking pretty hard at the horizon for that boat.

So a lady w/ a nice blend of sexiness and brains is the target. My choices are either Ashley Judd or the pre-anorexic Jennifer Connelly. A woman who can do the nasty all night long and talk about Balzac as you cuddle. Thats the ticket.


The Bad side is simple: Madonna.

I'd rather be marooned w/ Idi Amin.

[VicVega]

Hate:
Carrot Top
Eminem (I'd fucking kill him any chance I could get)
Pretty much any rapper
John Ritter
David Arquette

Love:
Mila Jovovich (she's already been stranded on a desert island and knows what to do to keep busy :D)
John Cusack (Mr. Cool is what I call him)
John Travolta
Cameron Diaz :D

[Lady Summerisle]

LOVE:

Steve Zahn, for his comedic abilities, and he's a cutie. A delectable pair.
Ewan McGregor, sex toy also, even better when paired with:
Christian Bale or J. Rhys Myers, either or.
Emma Thompson, we'd re-enact our own versions of plays.
Bruce Campbell, the king of sarcasm
Gina McKee, she's so cool
Cole Hauser, just for his accent and lush red hair.
Hugh Grant, my new beyatch
Sir Ian McKellen, who would be off with Pedro the coconut catcher
Robert Englund
Tony Todd
Jeffrey Combs

HATE:
Fran Drescher
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Britney Spears, I like the company of people who are LITERATE!
Nick Carter, see Spears
Rappers (not Ice-T, though, he's cool cause he was in LEPRECHAUN 5)
Vin Diesel,
Keanu Reeves, ughhhh
Gilbert Gottfried, that voice
THE ROCK or any wrestler, but Roddy Piper
Matthew Lillard! I hate him! Arghhh, die...
Freddy Prinze Jr.
Meatloaf

[Grebdron]

Love


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Hate-Both of these schmucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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[BadCoverVersion]

Originally posted by Lady Summerisle
A delectable pair.
Ewan McGregor, sex toy also, even better when paired with:
Christian Bale or J. Rhys Myers, either or.

My Gawd...Aint they just bloody beautiful...Oooooh, My Velvet Goldmine is well and truly worn out!

I can't think of anything more enticing than these 3 lovely lads!

[BadCoverVersion]

SWEET JESUS...WHERE IS THAT BLOODY DESERT ISLAND WHEN YOU NEED IT!

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[the movie guy]

LOVE:

Natalie Portman (Looks AND Brains, and her voice is soothing.)

Kate Bosworth (If Natalie Portman died, she could wash up later on. She has almost all the looks, brains and soothing voice as Nat does, and she could teach me to surf as well.)

Tom Cruise (If I were unfortunate enough not to wash ashore with a girl, and with him instead, he'd act as a father figure, and we'd still have fun and adventures.)

The Rock (He'd be useful as the second person to wash ashore with me. I'd first have him carry me and Natalie/Tom to the best place on the island to set up camp, and then I'd kill him and share his meat with Natalie/Tom. ;) )

HATE:

Carrot Top (I'm pretty sure he'd wash up dead anyway from being so weak and skrawny, but if he DID survive, first thing I'd do is stab him through his heart with a sharp bamboo branch. I wouldn't even WAIT for him to be annoying. He'd be dead before he stood up, and completely useless to me, even for eating.) (Actually, I'd use his hair for fishing line.)

[Buck Turgidson]

Originally posted by BadCoverVersion
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Ewan's really got the Iggy Pop look here.

What a great film this is. Bold, audacious, filmed w/ style and wit. Why the fuck don't people rate it higher or mention it more? (myself included.)


Additions to my lineup of potential island partners. (Remember my criteria: sexy and smart.): Natalie Portman (downside: she just might be able to hold out and never give me any for the whole time we were marooned...:( ) and the fabulous Gallic Girl, Virginie Ledoyen. (She's a Dostoyevsky fan and has a butt that would make a Cardinal do a double take.)

[the movie guy]

Originally posted by Buck Turgidson
Ewan's really got the Iggy Pop look here.

What a great film this is. Bold, audacious, filmed w/ style and wit. Why the fuck don't people rate it higher or mention it more? (myself included.)


Additions to my lineup of potential island partners. (Remember my criteria: sexy and smart.): Natalie Portman (downside: she just might be able to hold out and never give me any for the whole time we were marooned...:( ) and the fabulous Gallic Girl, Virginie Ledoyen. (She's a Dostoyevsky fan and has a butt that would make a Cardinal do a double take.)

LOL. Funny stuff. I was thinking about Virginie myself, but I figured that accent would start to piss me off after a while.

[Ether]

OK...

Love...

*Josh Hartnett (purely physical!)
*Anthony Hopkins (intellectual conversation - well he looks intelligent anyway!)
*Cameron Diaz (for a good laugh and girlie chats)
*Jackie Chan (To scale all the trees and stuff that I can't do!)
*Vin Diesel (he's a big guy, no crazed animal would dare mess!!)
*Sandra Bullock (you just know that she's fantastic)
*Kylie (just to really piss my boyfriend off - he would be unbelievably jealous ;D)

Hate...

*Any backstreet boy (nuff said)
*Denise Richards (can everyone say, "brainless")
*Shakira (who can stand that grating voice? shudder)
*Tricky (I dunno, there's just something about him, can't stand anything to do with him!)
*Gene Roddenberry (Sorry all you trekkies, I just cannot stand all that pish)
*Christina Aguilera (This is really nasty, but doesn't she just reek of 'bitch'?!);)

Well, that was fun!!

[James Logan]

Love:
- Wilson the volleyball :cool:
- Anything with boobs and a butt

Hate:
- Ben and all his guy friends ;)

[BadCoverVersion]

Originally posted by Buck Turgidson
Ewan's really got the Iggy Pop look here.

What a great film this is. Bold, audacious, filmed w/ style and wit. Why the fuck don't people rate it higher or mention it more? (myself included.)

Buck, You have impeccable taste mate!

Velvet Goldmine is definately in my top 25...I fucking love it! It got slated a good bit, but I adore it regardless!

Ooooh...and just look at Ewan and Johnathon, a real treat for the laydeez!

Am I right in saying that you loved Let him have it also (I'm sure you agreed with me on that one)...Wonderful film!

[SLAW]

Jennifer Love Hewitt

[Lady Summerisle]

Velvet Goldmine is definately in my top 25...I fucking love it! It got slated a good bit, but I adore it regardless

FINALLY, Velvet Goldmine gets its just desserts (I'm punny!). Just because it doesn't feature naked ladies (its for the ladies actually), or traditional style of mainstream films, it flopped for its audacity to be surreal.

I think Ewan looked more like Kurt Cobain, than Iggy, though.

[Jerk Shapiro]

I agree with Logan, add WILSON to my list, dammit!

Also add Mike Myers. I need a good laugh every now and then.

[EBastard]

Originally posted by SLAW
Jennifer Love Hewitt Here, here.

Would Love To Be Stuck With:
-Asia Argento
-Jennifer Love Hewitt (Who would go hungry?)
-Halle Berry (See, Jennifer Love Hewitt.)
-Christina Aguilera
-Nicole Kidman
-Kylie Minogue (Has an ass I can feast on for weeks.)
-Sky Lopez (Pornstar.)
-Tera Patrick (See, Jennifer Love Hewitt again.)

Would Hate To Be Stuck With:
-Steven Seagal

[Buck Turgidson]

Originally posted by BadCoverVersion

Am I right in saying that you loved Let him have it also (I'm sure you agreed with me on that one)...Wonderful film!

That's a superb, gut-wrenching movie. First place I ever saw Christopher Eccleston (and he made one hell of an impression). Also featured a wonderful performance by probably the most underrated actor of his generation: Tom Courtenay.

[Buck Turgidson]

Originally posted by EBastard
-Tera Patrick

Not only would she be able to fulfill every want, need and desire (and probably make you think of some more), but she's actually funny and has a nursing degree, so she'd be about perfect as an island-mate.

[KornKidJedi]

Rose McGowan and Juliya from Uranium

[Tagia_Romero]

Would Love:
(From the top of my skull)

Guys:

Christian Bale (for obvious reasons ;))
Wesley Snipes (ditto)
Thomas Ian Griffith (ditto)
Oded Fehr (ditto)
Arnold Vosloo (ditto)
Brendan Fraser (ditto)
Val Kilmer (ditto)
John Carpenter (I love the stuff he has given us.)
David Cronenberg (Ditto)
James Cameron (Ditto)
Vincent D'Onofrio (His acting is fantastic)
Kurt Russell (Snake is a welcome sight)
Viggo Mortensen (candy)
Bruce Willis (candy)
Vin Diesel (candy)
Pierce Brosnan (candy)
Hugh Jackman (candy)
Gerard Butler (candy)
Seth Green (candy)
David Boreanaz (candy)
Billy Zane (candy)

(And if they were alive/younger)
Errol Flynn (candy)
Cary Grant (candy)
Gregory Peck (candy)
Lord Byron (candy)
Robert Mitchum (candy)
Frank Langella (candy)
Christopher Lee (candy)
Christopher Plummer (candy)
Chris Sarandon (Jerry candy!)

Gals:
(Just 'cos they are totally kool)
Jodie Foster
Diane Lane
Rachael Wiesz (sp?)
Sigourney Weaver
Asia Argento
Jeri Ryan
Jamie Lee Curtis
Olivia deHavilland
Jeanette Goldstien
Mae West
Bette Davis
Michelle Pfhiffer (sp?)
Milla Jovovich
Monica Belluci
Grace Kelly
Audrey Hepburn
Katherine Hepburn
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Salma Hayek
Kate Winslet
Alicia Witt
Mya
Alicia Keyes


Would Hate:

Guys

Warrick Capper
Leonardo DiCaprio
Mike Tyson
Justin Timberlake

Gals

Britney Spears
Rose Porteous
Christina Aguilera

[mattjk_17]

I'd love to be stuck with:

Girls - Eliza Dushku, Jennifer Love Hewitt and um... Natalie Portman

Guys - Peter Kay, Steve Buscemi

And I'd hate to be stuck with:

Madonna, Eminem and Carrot Top

[Lady Summerisle]

(And if they were alive/younger)

Tangia_Romero,

All those older/dead men would be on my island. Jerry Candy indeed! Have you seen DIARY OF A MAD HOUSEWIFE? Langella was a fox. I would ADD Marquis De Sade to go with Lord Byron.

I forgot Vince D'Onofrio, because he is both candy and smart. Imagine what he could do with those hands of his!

More additions:
JOHN GLOVER (I dig the whole eccentirc actor thing.

BILL PAXTON
MATHEW MCCONAGHEY, I did like tcm 4, and his mechanical leg. Plus, theres the whole naked bongo thing.
JOAQUIM PHOENIX, a thoroughly interesting guy who'd probably be able to entertain in many ways.

[Danny L]

LOVE:

Anthony Hopkins (intellect)
Christina Ricci (intellect and body)



HATE:
Harrison Ford
Barbra Streisand

[vtadave]

Love: Ashley Judd

Hate: Angelina Jolie

[bskutle]

Would Love To Be Stuck With:
-Amber Benson
-Sarah Michelle Gellar
-Jennifer Aniston
-Eliza Dushku
-Reese Witherspoon
-Naomi Watts
-Diane Lane
-Mandy Moore

if they had to be male-
-Hans Zimmer (to chat film scoring and electronic music with)
-Matt Groening (to be in the company of the finest satirist of the past 20 years)
-Joss Whedon (to find out why the Hell the Buffy Animated Series couldn't get picked)
-Quentin Tarantino (to chat movies with)
-Alex Proyas (to praise him on his first couple films, and ask him for a film scoring gig)

Would Hate To Be Stuck With:
-Britney Spears
-Any boy band
-Leonardo DiCaprio
-Christina Agularia

[Gothamite1]

Celebs I would love... I'm going with Hudson Leick and Eliza Dushku. They both have wonderful, funny personalities and we could talk for hours on end.

Hate.... Margret Thatcher, Ken Livingstone, Prince Edward, Jeffry Archer... Hold on, there aren't any witnesses on a desert island are there? >:)

[Bullet Tooth Tony]

LOVE

Natalie Portman (The total package)
Kirsten Dunst (Well I might get bored)
Russell Crowe (Don't care what everyone else thinks, he's a cool MF)
Dr Dre (I'd love to pick his brains)
Robert De Niro (THE finest living actor)
Tom Hanks (All that training in Cast Away would come in handy)

HATE

Gareth Gates (Enough said)
Jordan (She makes even Gareth Gates look intelligent)
Vin Diesel (Give me a break)
Lil Kim (Vile, just vile)
Brad Pitt (Cause he'd steal my women!)
P Diddy (Do I honestly need a reason?)

[Hannibal21]

LOVE:
Nicole Kidman (This my fuckin' wife!)
Anthony Hopkins (the man!)
Samuel L. Jackson (WAY KOOL!)
John Travolta (I'd just want to sit down and have a conversation with him)
Sharon Stone (She defines SEX)
Mandy Moore (Girl of my dreams)
Elijah Wood (Like I said, I can relate to him in many ways)
Sean Astin (What's wrong with Samwise Gamgee? He's great!)
Ewan McGreogor (He seems like such a nice person)
Michelle Pfeiffer (Sexy!)
JLO (Just starring at that ass would help)
Mike Myers (Funny guy)
Colin Farrell (Coolest young actor!)

HATE:
Penelope Cruz (I don't know how I'm going to be able to look at that grotesque appearance)
Tom Cruise (I'd kill him any chance I get)
Jar Jar Binks (retard)
Orlando Bloom (His so called "charms" doesn't charm me)
Tom Green (Annoying as hell)
Hayden Christensen (Shut the fuck up!)