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Reigh Kaufman
11-08-2002, 05:25 AM
If I get to Heaven the song they will be playing as I collect my harp and wings will be __________ by __________

Should I go to Hell the song they will be playing as I collect my bagpipes and horns will be __________by __________

asyouwish530
11-08-2002, 05:41 AM
Heaven: Say Hello To Heaven by Temple of the Dog

Hell: Burn In Hell by Twisted Sister

BadCoverVersion
11-08-2002, 07:55 AM
Heaven: My Legendary Girlfriend (Pulp)

Hell: Dancing in the Moonlight (Toploader)

I actually submitted a VERY similar topic Mr Kaufman...Ya' big fucking jock copy-cat!

Ooooh, you know I love you really :D

Jezebel
11-08-2002, 08:03 AM
Heaven: Nerdy by Poison The Well
Hell: South Of Heaven :p by Slayer

Reigh Kaufman
11-08-2002, 08:10 AM
Kaufman copies no-one! Certainly not Salfordian Strumpets with taste so bad it's a daily effort on behalf of the 8000 schmoes to try and improve everything she likes!!!!!

By the way, I have a copy of the final track listing on your tape! You can either veto it now or recieve it on Tuesday as a surprise. At least we know some of your cultural stock will go up after you recieve it...

Please send abuse via my secretary Grebdron.

CheekyShepherd
11-08-2002, 08:24 AM
Heaven: Don't You Forget About Me by Simple Minds
or
Live It Up by Mental As Anything
or
Take On Me by A-Ha

Hell: Angels by Robbie Williams

;)

Romero&Juliet
11-08-2002, 08:58 AM
heaven: HOPELESSLY DEVOTED TO YOU!

hell: Anythin by that Bitch Anne Murray.

Grebdron
11-08-2002, 10:12 AM
Originally posted by Reigh Kaufman
Please send abuse via my secretary Grebdron.

If I'm playing secretary, you know I gots to get paid. The abuse I will get from BCV is worth a hefty paycheck.

Heaven...A loop of legendary songwriters. (The Kingston Trio, Jim Croce, Gordon Lightfoot, etc.)

Hell...Gangsta Rap.

paul calf
11-08-2002, 10:14 AM
heaven
waterfall-the stone roses

hell
everything i do i do it for you-brian adams

BadCoverVersion
11-08-2002, 10:48 AM
Originally posted by Reigh Kaufman
Kaufman copies no-one! Certainly not Salfordian Strumpets with taste so bad it's a daily effort on behalf of the 8000 schmoes to try and improve everything she likes!!!!!

By the way, I have a copy of the final track listing on your tape! You can either veto it now or recieve it on Tuesday as a surprise. At least we know some of your cultural stock will go up after you recieve it...

Please send abuse via my secretary Grebdron.

Don't get lippy Kaufman...I'll set my boy's on you!

Any more abuse and you'll be in for a wasting...and I'll be chatting to the organ-grinder, NOT the pissin' monkey laddo!!! No offence Greb, I'm not suggesting you have a wing-nut ;)!

Anyway, SURPRISE me...You've got my work address (Please note folks, I'm scrupulous in my t'internet relations...but if I perchance happen to "disappear" from this fantabulous forum. Then Reigh Kaufman is YOUR man...The stalking bastard!)

Anyway, you are a cheeky sod...STRUMPET indeed!:o

Morgana
11-08-2002, 12:38 PM
Heaven: Here Comes the Sun - The Beatles

Hell: Who Let the Dogs Out - Baha Men (God I hate that song. I'm in hell NOW whenever I hear it.)

countchocula
11-08-2002, 06:07 PM
Heaven-Temple of the Dog's "Say Hello to Heaven" (Great call, asyouwish!)
Hell-Cradle of Filth's "Lord Abortion"

Buck Turgidson
11-08-2002, 07:40 PM
Heaven: Book of Saturday (King Crimson)

Hell: Come On Eileen (Dexy's Midnight Runners) Charon would hum it as he took me across the Styx, just to prepare me...

The fucker.

blankpage
11-08-2002, 08:27 PM
If I get to Heaven the song they will be playing as I collect my harp and wings will be Lady Madonna-The Beatles

Should I go to Hell the song they will be playing as I collect my bagpipes and horns will be Pop-N*Synce (shivers)

bowieee
11-08-2002, 08:47 PM
Heaven would be:

A giant juke box with every song ever made because one song being played over and over again no matter how good it is would turn into perpetual hell.

Hell: See Above :rolleyes:

jackson13
11-08-2002, 09:21 PM
Heaven: Knockin on Heavens Door by Guns & Roses

Hell: anything by Ricky Martin, I hate his "music" with a passion.

NuclearMisfit
11-08-2002, 09:41 PM
If I get to Heaven the song they will be playing as I collect my harp and wings will be Angel of Death by Slayer

Should I go to Hell the song they will be playing as I collect my bagpipes and horns will be Witchcraft by Frank Sinatra

Adam J. Hakari
11-08-2002, 10:01 PM
Heaven: "Heaven" - Talking Heads
Hell: This Justin Timberlake song the DJ's pound out on the radio like monkeys with hammers.