Glow like J-Lo

[BorderEevilIII]

Ok I like J-Lo & I picked up her new CD that came out today for $9.88..hehe But anyway the CD came with a sample of her own product line perfume Glow....Thats a first I have seen marketed in CD's... I smelt it & well Im not a chick so it has a fragrant like smell.... Has any (Ladies) smelled J-Lo's perfume? Do you buy it? Like It? Guys, would you like to have your GF's/Wives smell like J-Lo? Just wondering....

[FeydRautha]

Her CD was released down in Oz this week too, but no sniff (no pun intended) of a promotion-pack of perfume. What does it smell like? Flowers? Spice? A summer woodland? J.Lo's armpit??

Personally, I and every woman I know go on the scent of a fragrance, not who's promoting it. Some of you might remember when The Spice Girls tried to market their own perfume in the UK (ironically named "Spice"). It stank of old dockworkers' socks and puke. Needless to say, no one bought it, even the most die-hard Spice Girls fans.

These folks should just stick to singing...

[electriclite]

My aunt took a whiff and said it smells like soap. We'll just stick with the source thank you.

Teh only celebrity named perfume I ever had that was actually good was (don't laugh) Julio Iglesias. It wasn't overly fragrant, meaning you wouldn't choke spraying it on, and the smell was pleassant and subtle.

[James Logan]

I bought that Michael Jordan eau de toilette once. Smelled like freshly cut grass. :p

And about JLo...she can kiss my ass, I can give loads of smells as she does...

[walking meatloaf]

CD came with a sample of her own product line perfume So does it smell like a fat ass?

[JoBlo]

Originally posted by walking meatloaf
So does it smell like a fat ass?

Now that's funny!! :)

[Madgame]

Originally posted by walking meatloaf
So does it smell like a fat ass?

lol :D

[Heavenley]

Blah!!!!! Enought with everything J-LO!!!:mad:

[James Logan]

Originally posted by walking meatloaf
So does it smell like a fat ass?

:p

Nice one, Meatloaf.

[FeydRautha]

Originally posted by walking meatloaf
So does it smell like a fat ass?

That IS funny. :D

But, didn't J.Lo once win a US magazine's "Most Beautiful Booty of the Year" title once?? It seems some folks like their singers to have a plump caboose.

[walking meatloaf]

Geez who knew one innocent spur of the moment sarcastic remark could bring such happiness?;)

It seems some folks like their singers to have a plump caboose

How does that saying go- "more cushion for the pushin' " ?

[FeydRautha]

Originally posted by walking meatloaf
How does that saying go- "more cushion for the pushin' " ?

:D - It seems like Spinal Tap's "Big Bottoms" was written with J.Lo in mind.

Her line of clothing has recently appeared in department stores in Oz (including a range for the fuller-figured woman called "J.Lovelies"); she has her own perfume, a couple of movies and a new album out on the market, she's opened her own restaurant, and rumour has it she'll be unveiling a range of cosmetics with her name on them next year.

What's next, I ask? Perhaps the J.Lo-Calorie Diet Plan. Kind of like Lean Quisine meals, but with a Latin flavour. You could have a J.Lo-rito (a low-cal burrito), or Affleck Aspic, or JenChiladas. She could appear in all the commercials, shaking the junk in her trunk.

Ms. Lopez could be spreading herself a bit thin in the marketing stakes...

[walking meatloaf]

What's next, I ask? World domination,she's already starting her male harem(judd,affleck,p.diddy) and she's probably getting her extra wide throne made already(it's almost too easy making j.lo big butt jokes:D )

[A Canadian ThereWolf]

Originally posted by walking meatloaf
(it's almost too easy making j.lo big butt jokes:D )

And we would say them to her face, rather than behind her back, but ThereWolf's car has only got half a tank of gas!!! :D

[James Logan]

Originally posted by walking meatloaf
World domination,she's already starting her male harem(judd,affleck,p.diddy)

Well, she's kicking it off with the worst males she can find, apparently. I know her butt is bigger than her brain, but it doesn't mean she has to think with it. :p

Hey...that joke was lame! *Logan hits himself across the face with J.Lo's butt and falls dead, his head smashed flat*

[A Canadian ThereWolf]

(ThereWolf sees James unconcious.)
Alright people get a move on, nothing to see here, Logan just knocked himself cold with a celebriites ass again, move along. He'll be fine like that on his own for about a half an hour. :D

[FeydRautha]

Originally posted by A Canadian ThereWolf
(ThereWolf sees James unconcious.)
Alright people get a move on, nothing to see here, Logan just knocked himself cold with a celebriites ass again, move along. He'll be fine like that on his own for about a half an hour. :D

But wait - what's that streaking across the sky and leaving a rather large shadow in the posterior area?? It's SUPER J.LO!!! She's flying in to give medical assistance with a J.Lo (TM) Brand First Aid Kit!!! [Cue J.Lo's heroic theme tune...probably "Jenny From The Block"...] :D

[James Logan]

Originally posted by A Canadian ThereWolf
(ThereWolf sees James unconcious.)
Alright people get a move on, nothing to see here, Logan just knocked himself cold with a celebriites ass again, move along. He'll be fine like that on his own for about a half an hour. :D

Thanks for that, Therewolf...aw, my head hurts. ;)

[FeydRautha]

I just had a funny thought...

If J.Lo and JoBlo ever got married, would she change her name to J.Blo?? ;)

[Dude]

The BEST celebrity cologne/perfume:

Elizabeth Taylor's Passion for Men
Elizabeth Taylor's Passion for Women

This is some VERY good stuff

The Worst:

Surprisingly, Elizabeth Taylor's White Diamonds... Oh my GOD.. this stuff smells like OLD LADY in a bottle.... you know, the smell that old women have when they plastered on about 2 pounds of pancake makeup and foundation on their faces, and sprayed their ass with Lysol? PUTRID HORRID STUFF.... *GACK...

But the other 2.. HIGHLY RECOMMENDED.

[Grebdron]

Originally posted by A Canadian ThereWolf
And we would say them to her face, rather than behind her back, but ThereWolf's car has only got half a tank of gas!!! :D

:D:D:D:D:D I'll chip in $5 for the round tripper.

[Cesare]

I haven't smelled her perfume personally, however, my girlfriend use to wear Meryl Streeps "Versatility." ;)

[Tom Samborski]

J-Lo, J-Lo, J-Lo. I hear those words over and over again on T.V, and just saying it myself makes my jaw sore.