View Full Version : Gadgets You'd Like To See In The New Bond Flick
PorcheRacer
11-27-2002, 04:45 PM
What gadgets would you like to see?
asyouwish530
11-27-2002, 04:48 PM
a postage stamp that turns into a car
Lindsey
11-27-2002, 05:10 PM
Originally posted by asyouwish530
a postage stamp that turns into a car
Now that I would want to see! :)
KcMsterpce
11-27-2002, 06:16 PM
A gadget that would instantly turn me, the viewer, into a drunken stupor, allowing me the ability to enjoy the movie's action without concerning so much for the holes in the plot.
If not that, then I would like to see a watch that shoots lasers, and then when he goes to bed with a woman, the face of the watch flips up, and in a cool slo-mo effect, a Trojan Magnum flies out of the face head, and unwraps ON ITS' OWN in glorious perfected CGI, all the while you see Bond's half-smile grin in the background, slightly out of focus...
And as the Trojan starts to float down from the effect gravity (in slo-mo, of course), we fade away to the after-sex in bed shot just like usual...
Tom Samborski
11-27-2002, 06:23 PM
A gun that shoots bullets that create mini-explosions on impact.
Scarface98.9
11-27-2002, 08:18 PM
A solar-powered flash light
PorcheRacer
11-27-2002, 08:43 PM
Can't we have a serious discussion? I hate it when people try to be funny....
CheekyShepherd
11-27-2002, 08:51 PM
For James Bond: A condom would be useful
The Claw
11-27-2002, 08:55 PM
a robotic killer monkey.
CheekyShepherd
11-27-2002, 09:21 PM
This is the funniest thread ever:
I'd like to see a device that kills James Bond, all the villians, the film's director's, screenwriter, cinematographers, editors, costume designers & best boys so I never have to sit through the giant piles of shit which are James Bond Movies ever again!!!!
Cyclonus
11-28-2002, 12:24 AM
How about a robot that transforms into a car? Some Transformer action would take the franchise into an interesing direction!
asyouwish530
11-28-2002, 01:51 AM
what about a car that transforms into all twelve apostles? JK
No , really I'd like to see a broom that shoots poison darts. For when 007 is posing as a janitor.:p
FeydRautha
11-28-2002, 12:42 PM
Originally posted by PorcheRacer
Can't we have a serious discussion? I hate it when people try to be funny....
I'm sorry, but the only ones I can think of are humorous (but I'd still like to see them):
1. A watch that has a built-in "Smarm Alarm". Every time Bond throws out one of those awful, outdated puns, it gives him a small but painful electric shock. When a Bond girl or villian does the same, it gives off a piercing, shrill alarm.
2. Bond's car should be programmable to run errands. While he's bedding his latest conquest, it can speed round to Fortnum & Mason's to pick up champagne, caviar and toast points for the obligatory post-coital snack. It can also drop off his dry-cleaning and place a bet on the footy at the betting shop for him at the same time.
3. If Q wanted to be really nasty, he could give Bond a toothpaste or mouthwash laced with truth serum. That way, when he nips to the bathroom to freshen up before The Big Night while his latest conquest is sipping Bolinger in the bedroom, as he slips beneath the sheets beside her and she breathes "Oh, James...do you really love me?" He'd be forced to reply "Of course not! I just thought you were a smashing bit of tail and you looked like you could use a good rogering." Cue slap of face, champagne dumped over head and rapid departure of fuming female.
James Logan
11-28-2002, 12:55 PM
Originally posted by PorcheRacer
Can't we have a serious discussion? I hate it when people try to be funny....
It's even worse when they try and miserably fail. :)
Originally posted by James Logan
It's even worse when they try and miserably fail. :)
I think that was implied... :rolleyes:
How about a car that can, wait for it, turn invisible!
oh, right, fuck. shit jokes not allowed, erm........
How about..... Q invents a bowler hat, which doubles as a weapon for chopping off heads?
Seriously, what was the point of this thread other than for people to make crap jokes? Fucking hell.
asyouwish530
11-28-2002, 06:50 PM
Originally posted by PorcheRacer
Can't we have a serious discussion? I hate it when people try to be funny....
Were you referring to just the lame attempts in this thread, or is it a deeper pathos to where you dislike deliberate humor programs like Saturday Night Live and all or most of the Bond series?
BadCoverVersion
11-28-2002, 08:00 PM
A good quality swiss army knife (minus the implement for extracting small stones from horses hooves), preferably in a comfortable leather pouch that’s both attractive and functional.
An invisible hip-flask full of hot tea, a novelty-sized gentleman’s smoking pipe and a talking blazer badge would also be very cool.
BadCoverVersion
11-28-2002, 08:04 PM
Originally posted by The Claw
a robotic killer monkey.
How exactly would Jimmy B utilise the beast?
asyouwish530
11-28-2002, 08:08 PM
What's a talking Blazer badge?
BadCoverVersion
11-28-2002, 08:22 PM
It'd be a badge...on bond's blazer (jacket)...that would talk to him and stuff...
http://www.artfink.demon.co.uk/chap/smoking/Img/empire.gif
This chap is sporting a rather fetching blazer.
BadCoverVersion
11-28-2002, 08:27 PM
This chubby duo proudly flaunt their blazer badges (note: these particular blazer badges do not talk)
http://www.dunstan.school.nz/dunstan/uniform.jpg
asyouwish530
11-28-2002, 08:31 PM
Oh yeah, okay. I want one of these, too. Like Catholic school uniforms
BadCoverVersion
11-28-2002, 08:39 PM
Originally posted by asyouwish530
Oh yeah, okay. I want one of these, too. Like Catholic school uniforms
Blazers are smashin'. I have a nice corduroy one.
asyouwish530
11-28-2002, 08:46 PM
http://www.americanmadeleather.com/xx.GIF
CheekyShepherd
11-28-2002, 08:47 PM
BCV, May I congratulate you on injecting some humour into my drab day.
Thank you.
That "blazer" shit was hilarious. Keep it coming.
Seriously, though, I'd like to see a James Bond movie like Dr. No, where he doesn't have any gadgets, he doesn't go into space or deal with rocket launchers. Just a good-old-fashioned spy film. Of course, that's about as likely as the "condom watch" idea.
BadCoverVersion
11-29-2002, 04:49 AM
Originally posted by asyouwish530
http://www.americanmadeleather.com/xx.GIF
Hmmm...a prime example of "Blazer flamboyance"...this particular beauty is rather special, it can make somebody with a mullet look an even bigger tit.
The garment is showy...and unless Bond has lost his wife, his car and his dog...I doubt tassles would be entirely appropriate.
electriclite
11-29-2002, 05:08 AM
Originally posted by BadCoverVersion
A good quality swiss army knife (minus the implement for extracting small stones from horses hooves), preferably in a comfortable leather pouch that’s both attractive and functional.
I believe MacGuyver already holds the market on that little device BCV.
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