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Pumpkinhead
12-02-2002, 05:44 PM
I just came up with an idea for a game. Here's how it works. You come up with a crappy (or good, but crappy's more fun) non-horror movie, and twist it around so that it has horror movie elements, and, in many cases, becomes a better movie.

For example - Kate & Leopold, Kate falls in love with Leopold, but when they attempt to travel back to his time, they end up in the prehistoric age, and Meg Ryan gets her face eaten off by a dinosaur.

Or, in Crossroads, Britney and her friends are on the open road when the creeper begins to stalk them. At the end, the creeper steals Britney's silicone-enhanced breasts, and puts them on itself. Immediately after that, the creeper is given a recording contract.

Any other ideas?

Romero&Juliet
12-02-2002, 10:01 PM
how about something scary happening in the Sixth Sense...? that might up the ante a wee bit.

or Alfie Singer coming back from his watery grave, after jumping to his doom over the Brooklyn Bridge, only to wreak havoc upon all of his ex-girlfriends and anti-semetists everywhere...

i call it... the Haunting Of Annie Hall

The Claw
12-02-2002, 10:20 PM
haha annie hall

that woody allen hahaha

what a nerd.

mel brooks is better then woody allen

anyhoo if i could change a movie it would be the mangler i would put it back in time and make it in space too. it would still suck but that would be cool

and i'd throw in steve martin he makes me laugh no matter how bad the movie is. he rocks.

i will call it the jerk vs the mangler

and while im at it, it ends in a police academy and the mangler mangles steve guttenberg.

what i like those police academy movies but not guttenberg

The Claw
12-10-2002, 10:14 PM
here's a bump. I like this game. alot.

Gretchen_Ross
12-10-2002, 10:42 PM
how about you take any julia roberts romantic comedy ("runaway bride," "my best friend's wedding," "notting hill," "america's sweethearts"...damn the list just goes on and on) and at the happy ending scene where she gets the guy and lets loose one of her bigass smiles, her jaws and teeth become hideously large and bite the guy's face off. then her monster set of choppers drag her around, biting everyone to death (the guy's disapproving mother, her gay best friend, her wacky single sister). that would seriously rock.

Pumpkinhead
12-23-2002, 09:55 PM
Originally posted by Gretchen_Ross
how about you take any julia roberts romantic comedy ("runaway bride," "my best friend's wedding," "notting hill," "america's sweethearts"...damn the list just goes on and on) and at the happy ending scene where she gets the guy and lets loose one of her bigass smiles, her jaws and teeth become hideously large and bite the guy's face off. then her monster set of choppers drag her around, biting everyone to death (the guy's disapproving mother, her gay best friend, her wacky single sister). that would seriously rock.

LOL! That's hilarious! I haven't laughed that hard in a while. *shudder* Julia Roberts *shudder*

I came up with another interesting scenario. How about in the new crapfest Maid in Manhattan, starring J Ho (no that wasn't a typo) Jennifer has sex with Ralph Fiennes, but then afterwards, she discovers that he's the tooth fairy (from Red Dragon), and he proceeds to brutally murder her. I know it's not very funny, but just imagine the looks on the viewers faces, seeing their beloved J Lo torn apart!

Wickedpunch
12-24-2002, 12:58 AM
How about any movie where the lead female discovers she is having her first baby (9 months, She's Having a Baby) and usually all the wacky first baby antics ensue. Except she finds out later that she was date raped by the creature from basket case while staying in that Ramada Inn in Baltimore and the baby eats it's way out her belly in the delivery room and then the evil baby wackiness can begin.