Worst Film/Films Of 2002

[Tom Samborski]

My pick for the worst film of 2002 (drumroll):


Big Fat Liar (4/10)

Frankie Muniz just isn't funny in the movie world.



Which film of 2002 do you think is the WORST ?

[Rated R]

Either Eight Legged Freaks - D

or

The Ring - D

[ColinM]

Worst of 2002:
1) Resident Evil (3/10)
2) Porn 'n Chicken (TV) (3/10)
3) The Time Machine (3/10)
4) Jason X (3/10)
5) XXX (4/10)
6) Impostor (4/10)
7) Serving Sara (4/10)
8) The Tuxedo (4/10)
9) Collateral Damage (4/10)
10) Jackass: The Movie (4/10)

[notchreturns]

Super Troopers...

[Annie Hall]

Time Machine. Great time-travel graphics...no...anything else. I mean Samantha Mumba?! COME ON

[FilmBuff84]

Gosford Park (Overrated)
Snow Dogs (What was I thinking)
Rollerball (What was John McTiernan thinking)
Black Knight (Comedy, shit, it's a fine line)

[screamer581]

1.Slackers 1/10
2.The New Guy 2/10

[freakandgeek]

feardotcom, half past dead, halloween resurrection!

[Hannibal21]

The Master of Disguise.

Dana Carvey is a fuckin' idiot.

[freakandgeek]

Originally posted by Hannibal21
The Master of Disguise.

Dana Carvey is a fuckin' idiot.

that movie looked soooooo bad...i am sorry you had to sit through it

[Hannibal21]

Originally posted by freakandgeek
that movie looked soooooo bad...i am sorry you had to sit through it

I can't believe I actually sat through that shit. My mom couldn't sit through it, she fell asleep in the movie theatre. I wanted her to go see SIGNS with me but she doesn't like those scary kind of movies, she wanted to see a Comedy, so I chose Master of Disguise. BIG FUCKING MISTAKE! How could I have been so stupid! That movie is just plain painful to watch.

[Hannibal21]

Originally posted by FilmBuff84
Rollerball (What was John McTiernan thinking)
[/B]

Oh shit! I forgot Rollerball! That's 10 times worse than MASTER OF DISGUISE!

[tylerdurdensays]

Definately Eight Legged Freaks, the only good part was the actor who played the janitor with glasses (not sure what his name is)... pointless killer spider movie that is no better or worse than Arachnid.

2/10

[Kastman]

these are the films so far that i'd give a one and a half stars or less.


The Pool - *½ - god damn slashers, FUCK
Say it isn't so - *½ - completely un funny
Corky Romano - *½ - the only funny part was that speech.
Rollerball - *½ - im with everyine else on this movies shittyness
Valentine - * - UGH! slashers. GODA DAMN SLASHRS!!
Paranoid - * - FUCKING GOD DAMN SLASHERS!! FUCK
Black Knight - * - Stupid piece of worthless dog spankingly, groin grabbingly shit from a camels anally injected cream eating eel.

[freakandgeek]

Originally posted by Kastman
Black Knight - * - Stupid piece of worthless dog spankingly, groin grabbingly shit from a camels anally injected cream eating eel.

this movie came out when i worked at a movie theatre and my friends and i were waiting for our other friends and so we decided to sit in on this movie...well, after like ten minutes we got even bored of that.....the first ten minutes were so awful...we just left and sat outside in the cold instead. of course we could have went to another movie, but thats besides the point. this one just stunk so much that we wanted to freeze instead of watch it....so i must agree with you...but i can't give it the worst movie i've seen becuase i really didn't technically (sp???) see it.

[Bub]

"The Sweetest Thing" **
"Halloween Resurrection" *
"Van Wilder: Party Liason" *
"Scooby Doo" *½

[SAI]

Resident Evil: Utter garbage, the only redeeming feature being the fact Milla Jovovich is gorgeous. 1/5

Monsters Ball: You know a film is iredeemable crap when Puff Daddy is the best thing in it. 1/5

Goldmember: Just like the first two but without the enthusiasm, or the funny bits. 2/5

From Hell: Send it back. 2/5

[freakandgeek]

Originally posted by SAI


Monsters Ball: You know a film is iredeemable crap when Puff Daddy is the best thing in it. 1/5
From Hell: Send it back. 2/5

ha ha must agree with both of those. i forgot about from hell (very forgettable film) but i fell asleep watching that one. that NEVER happens. i never fall asleep!!!

[charliebobo]

PINOCCHIO

[The Other]

Worst Films of 2002 (so far):

Undercover Brother
Snow Dogs
The Scorpion King
A Walk to Remember
The Sum of All Fears
Enough
Men in Black II
Mr. Deeds
Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron

[Moviefan1234]

Originally posted by The Other

The Sum of All Fears


Are you kidding me? That was an intelligent thriller. It's the best Jack Ryan movie to date and it was a lot better than "The Bourne Identity" in my opinion.

[Jerk Shapiro]

The Time Machine ( 2/10 )

xXx ( 2/10 )

Snow Dogs ( 4/10 )

[Michael_myers]

Ice Age. *shudder*

[Bub]

Originally posted by SAI
Monsters Ball



Seriously? Wow. I thought it was a decent movie, great acting. Some parts did feel misplaced though. Not one of the worst of this year IMO.

[the movie guy]

01) Ballistic: Ecks vs Sever
02) Death to Smoochy
03) Feardotcom
04) Ghost Ship
05) The Truth About Charlie
06) Simone
07) xXx
08)
09)
10) Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets


(I'll think of more later, and HPatCoS will probably fall off the list by the end of the year.)

[the movie guy]

Any movie that was present during the Oscars in March are NOT of this year.

Gosford Park,

Monster's Ball,

etcetera.

(Though maybe you non-Americans have excuses.)

[Grebdron]

I am proud to say that I have not seen EVEN ONE of the movies you guys are talking about. Not even one. Can't you tell what's going to suck before even seeing it? I certainly can. If the trailers for Blue Crush, Swimfan, Corky Romano, Death to Smoochy, etc. don't drive you away you deserve to sit through them.

[the movie guy]

Originally posted by Grebdron
I am proud to say that I have not seen EVEN ONE of the movies you guys are talking about. Not even one. Can't you tell what's going to suck before even seeing it? I certainly can. If the trailers for Blue Crush, Swimfan, Corky Romano, Death to Smoochy, etc. don't drive you away you deserve to sit through them.

Hey hey hey! Blue Crush was GREAT! 8/10

:D

And, Greb, how many movies have you seen in the theatre this year? Five?

[Adam J. Hakari]

On a **** scale:

1. Sorority Boys - 1/2 *
2. Adam Sandler's Eight Crazy Nights - 1/2 *
3. Slackers - *
4. Frank McKlusky, C.I. - *
5. Juwanna Mann - *
6. Crossroads - *
7. American Psycho 2 - * 1/2
8. Dragonfly - * 1/2
9. Rollerball - * 1/2
10. Derailed - * 1/2

Runners-Up: "Abandon", "All About the Benjamins", "Half Past Dead", "Scooby-Doo", "Serving Sara"

[Grebdron]

Originally posted by the movie guy
And, Greb, how many movies have you seen in the theatre this year? Five?

Five might be right. Let's see...

Lilo & Stitch
The Bourne Identity
Shrek
One-Hour Photo
Spider-Man

Yep, five. But I haven't been disappointed by any. I might have seen a couple more, but I don't remember them. I don't get out much. Actually I do, just not to the movies.

Oh, and White Oleander. I rule!

[the movie guy]

Originally posted by Grebdron
Five might be right. Let's see...

Lilo & Stitch
The Bourne Identity
Shrek
One-Hour Photo
Spider-Man

Yep, five. But I haven't been disappointed by any. I might have seen a couple more, but I don't remember them. I don't get out much. Actually I do, just not to the movies.

Oh, and White Oleander. I rule!

LOL. Nice.

Yeah, I've seen, oh... fifteen times that amount. ;)

[Grebdron]

Originally posted by the movie guy
Yeah, I've seen, oh... fifteen times that amount. ;)

But you haven't liked a whole bunch of them, right? I'm just very picky. A movie really has to make me wanna see it to get my money.

Oh, just thought of two more...Jackass and 8 Mile. I didn't hate 8 Mile, but it wasn't great.

[the movie guy]

Originally posted by Grebdron
But you haven't liked a whole bunch of them, right? I'm just very picky. A movie really has to make me wanna see it to get my money.

Oh, just thought of two more...Jackass and 8 Mile. I didn't hate 8 Mile, but it wasn't great.

I might as well just tell you the amount, since now it's getting confusing...

Eighty-three.

And I thoroughly enjoyed about 12 of them, and hated probably the same amount.

(But the final lists will be out at the end of the year, no doubt.)

[dannywalker17]

Originally posted by Moviefan1234
Are you kidding me? That was an intelligent thriller. It's the best Jack Ryan movie to date and it was a lot better than "The Bourne Identity" in my opinion.

I totally agree. Sum of All Fears is a good movie. My pick goes to the dreadful Sorority Boys.:mad:

[Grebdron]

Originally posted by the movie guy
And I thoroughly enjoyed about 12 of them, and hated probably the same amount.

See, I don't want to go to the movies and be indifferent, or dislike what I'm seeing. So I'm quite discerning.

[SenorSpielbergo]

Worst of 2002 so far...

1.Reign of Fire
2.Bad Company
3.Rollerball
4.Undercover Brother
5.Slackers
6.National Lampoon's Van Wilder
7.Juwanna Mann
8.Jason X
9.Enough
10.Austin Powers in Goldmember

[santi-freak]

1- SCOOBY DOO- HORRIBLE HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!

2- THE SCORPION KING- The Rock acting is like a... Rock.

3- WE WERE SOLDIERS- The most boring and predictable and patriotic war film of all time.

4- THE TUXEDO- Jackie is going worse with evey movie.

5- JOHN Q- Worst Denzel Washington movie ever.

[Moviefan1234]

Originally posted by santi-freak
WE WERE SOLDIERS- The most boring and predictable and patriotic war film of all time.


I loved this movie too. What did you find so boring about it? It was a great story of adversity.

[Antonio]

Two indie art-house films with loathsome characters that I absolutely hated: THE RULES OF ATTRACTION and IGBY GOES DOWN.

[syxxpac]

I'm usually pretty good at picking out movies that I like, and thankfully the majority of them I've liked. However, had I not had a friend with me, I would've hated Kung Pow. Luckily I went in with an open mind and a cheery attitude, and was able to get some enjoyment out of it, although I did regret wasting my 8 bucks afterwards :( .

Also, although I liked Supertroopers, I couldn't help but feel a tad disappointed. From the trailers, I was expecting something really, really funny. I guess my hopes were too high and I felt a bit cheated in the end. My friend (whom I've mentioned a few times in the Rant forum :rolleyes: ...) loved it even more than I did, and he didn't even care to see it had I not dragged him along. I think it had something to do with these two fat fucking whores he knew from school who wouldn't SHUT THE FUCK UP behind us. Ignorant bitches...

[bluegopher]

Super Troopers - Inept and pointless piece of childish crap.
Scooby Doo - God it was an awful film.
Kung Pow - A terrible film that reeks of laziness.
Rollerball - Pointless and offensive crap.

[willem84]

I'm getting to the point where I'll only see a movie if A. It topped the 100 list of the year B. The trailer looked good C. It received moderate reviews or received a nomination. Yes i do watch plenty of indipendant films so don't think i don't!!! So there are several such as Eigh Legged Freaks, Slackers, and Juwanna Mann and Sorority Boys that i prob. will never see. although i still plan to see at least 160 after they're all out on video, i think i've seen maybe 70 so far or so....but the worst in my opinion are, and these are terrible:

Impostor
Jason X
Super Troopers
Crossroads
Men In Black II
Rollerball
We Were Soilders! (yes i hated it too) w/a wopping 4/10
Enough
Bad Company
Reign of Fire

and I'm not even going to waste my time or money on Pluto Nash, which comes out on video in a couple of weeks......


p.s. many of people need to check out the years that these movies came out. many you've listed have been 2001. i don't know if you're not from america but Black Knight, Gosford Park, Monsters Ball, Corky Romano, From Hell, Say it Isn't So, Valentine and Shrek were all released in 2001. anyway.

how have you seen PINOCCHIO charlie....i didn't think that one was going to be released until....wait.....it is december...is it out already!? i thought it wasn't due until late december. I need to know!

[Fisting Ackbar]

I haven't seen every single (bad) movie that came out this year, but ROLLERBALL, ENOUGH and HALLOWEEN: RESURRECTION were atrocious.

[blankpage]

Clockstoppers
Rollerball
The Accidental Spy
Swimfan
Resident Evil

[Negrotigre]

This was a really bad year for movies.
1. Signs-Abysmal, Gibson prostituted himself by being part of that wretched tripe.
2. Ecks Vs. Server-Soo bad!
3. Jason X- Hell of dumb, yet hell of funny.(Maybe I should remove it from my list, for just being so damb whimsical)
4. Half Past Dead=half ass effort.
5. Anything with Will Smith in it.

My list is incomplete because some movies looked so bad I couldn't force myself to even go entertain the notion of seeing them. Movies like Jackass, Scorpian King, Etc.

[MikeyB]

Undercover Brother


I usually pick movies that are safe bets and I know I will probably enjoy.

[charliebobo]

Originally posted by willem84


how have you seen PINOCCHIO charlie....i didn't think that one was going to be released until....wait.....it is december...is it out already!? i thought it wasn't due until late december. I need to know!

I live in Italy :)