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Bear
12-07-2002, 11:45 PM
Hey Arrow, been dyin' to tell you this, but if you like porn and horror combined, this is it. The ultimate horror porn. You get more porn than horror, though. Which is still good! Arrow, you sound like a nice guy, if you need a buddy, I'm it. I also know EXCESSIVE horror info. I have a copy of Tintorera, too. It's good! Lotsa sex scenes! Then there are the gory shark scenes. It's basically a pornographic Jaws
psycho path
12-08-2002, 12:53 AM
Although im not The Arrow,heres my opinion...
I hated this flick. Sure,lots of nudity,but why the hell did it keep on showing that one guys dick?!! There was one good special effect when a dude is teared in half,and if that shark isnt stock footage,then its the most real thing Ive seen. Other then that,I thought it sucked...
TheStuffFan
12-08-2002, 10:41 PM
hmm..dont know not a big fan of anything that has shark in it shark attack...shark attack 2....they all are boring

Rich
Bear
12-09-2002, 06:55 PM
Originally posted by psycho path
Although im not The Arrow,heres my opinion...
Sure,lots of nudity,but why the hell did it keep on showing that one guys dick?!! There was one good special effect when a dude is teared in half,and if that shark isnt stock footage,then its the most real thing Ive seen.
Oh yeah, I forgot about that. I still thought it was pretty good. You're right, it WAS cool when Miguel was bitten in half! The torso sinks to the bottom... WOW!
psycho path
06-03-2003, 10:45 PM
Well,I watched this again. To tell the truth,the only girl that is actually hot in this movie is probably that Cynthia chick. Nice ass! But I hated this movie even more this time. Here is some dialogue from the film.

1. "Hey guys,I have this great idea! Lets all take off our clothes and go swimming!"

2. This is what happens five minutes after two characters fall in love. The screw eachother. And the next morning,the two share this conversation.

Girl/Gabriella: "Hey Steve,why dont you fix us some breakfast!"

Guy/Steve: "What will it be my love? Fried eggs,scrambled eggs...champagne?"

Girl/Gabriella: "How about some scrambled eggs?"

-Then Steves friend Miguel comes in.

Miguel: "How about an ommelete?(sp?)

Gabriella: "Great idea!"

Steve: "An ommelete for three!"

The delivery of this scene is equally bad.

3. This is a scene where some guys are hunting the BIG tiger shark. They kill a turtle,and scrape its innards into the water. Then they see a shark come. One guy taKes a harpoon.

Guy: "Let me take a shot at that monster!"

-So he does,and they pull it in.

Guy: "Its not the tinto,but lets kill it anyway! Lets kill it now!"

-They kill it,the guy falls into the water,and guess what happens? The tiger shark eats him! What makes the dialogue in this part funnier is that it is repeated in the very next scene! Jesus...
Bear
06-12-2003, 05:36 PM
You'll probably hate me for saying this, but, I usually like cheesy stuff on the tube. It could be because I'm still growing up. But I lovedthis movie, even though it's completley nonscary. A good idea would be to make Jaws vs. Tintorera. I'd still be rootin' for Jaws.
psycho path
06-12-2003, 10:14 PM
Well,there were a few fear factors in this movie for me actually. That music score(not the disco-cheese crap)is really beautiful and eerie. And the part where the two guys spit out the lines "Lets kill this one anyway.",the tigershark unexpectedly rises up and eats that one guy after he falls in the water. Caught me offguard. I guess this is enjoyable on a cheese level.

Movie level: 2/10

Cheese level: 8/10