Best/Worst/Favourites/Funniest/Strangest/Cleverest of JoBlo 2002

[Reigh Kaufman]

What was the topic or discussion that caught you in 2002. Feel free to provide quotes of your favourite posts...And don't forget to explain why.

[Tom Samborski]

I remember this schmoe called gocomedy who started spamming the Filmmaking/Screenwriting forum with his "free screenplay coverage". It turned out to be nothing but a spam to promote his website which had nothing on it. The replies were just great, such as "get lost you fucking moron", or "no one wants to go to your fucking website". He made six of those spam threads, and since then, he is gone now.

[Morgana]

In the time that I have been here I have found Romero & Juliet's recent "Do you feel like your posts are being misread" thread in the Rant Rant Rant forum to be most memorable. I salute ALL of us who have participated, we have taken lunacy and creativity on to a whole new level!

[Reigh Kaufman]

Yeah, Romero's post was fantastic. I remember another, similair one that happened in one single night and involved me, Grebdron, Bob Plisskin, BCV, Paul Calf and a few others. A Schmoe was causing trouble, so we hijacked his post and used it to hurl vaguely rude insults at one another. JoBlo came in scratching his head and shut us down...I think he was confused.

I also recall another Schmoe who created a post willing Ed norton to die, or something. The fury was palpable from us and the poster was soon gone.

And what about the Turtle Club...

"Am I not turtley enough for the turtle club?"

Jeez, only Stevereno can get away with that in every post (cause it's funny when he does it)..

[Bullet Tooth Tony]

There can only be one....Actress or actor you've jerked off to the most

What a philosophical topic.

[Romero&Juliet]

aw shucks.

yer makin me blush. ;)

How's police academy by the way?!


My favorite schmoe-nannigans took place on the horror boards, when a certain MEECH got on board and claimed to have been the creator of another schmoe, teenkiller's sign off phrase "wewll that's all for Now. GoOd Journey my fellow schmoes." I swear, the place went up..

[Reigh Kaufman]

Does anyone remember the Star Wars debate that resulted in a (nameless) Schmoe threatening to kill me and Grebdron? Fantastic!!! It was so funny to hear Greb claiming "I'm a lover not a fighter" - I swear he actually said that. Old bastard.

[Horror whore]

Originally posted by Reigh Kaufman
Does anyone remember the Star Wars debate that resulted in a (nameless) Schmoe threatening to kill me and Grebdron? Fantastic!!! It was so funny to hear Greb claiming "I'm a lover not a fighter" - I swear he actually said that. Old bastard.

When did that happen? Is there still a link or is the thread in hell (by hell I mean it got deleted)?

[Jason Voorhees]

What a coincidence; I was just reading over that Stars Wars thread the other day. It's still here...Let me see if I can find it again, Horror whore.

Just be ready for some crazy shit :).

Addendum: damn, I'm quick. Here it is: http://www.joblo.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=19995&highlight=Insult

Second addendum: checked the link just to make sure, and it works. Just be ready to read some long, pointless, vindictive, diatribes from that nameless schmoe...

[Jason Voorhees]

Originally posted by Morgana
In the time that I have been here I have found Romero & Juliet's recent "Do you feel like your posts are being misread" thread in the Rant Rant Rant forum to be most memorable. I salute ALL of us who have participated, we have taken lunacy and creativity on to a whole new level!

That salute goes right back to you, Morgana. That was a great thread. Reigh and I had a scintillating discussion that involved deep-bucket squats and Ohio's police force. Hell, we were imbibing subtext like madmen. Of course, he was right and I was wrong. But that's what discussion is all about, right?

;).

[BadCoverVersion]

Oh...the legend of "Turtle Club"...I'll be telling my kiddies about that strange little chap in years to come. He was a bit of an oddball that bloke...but lovable all the same!

turtle turtle

I'm quite fond of the threads where the lads start talking fisticuffs, they're extremely amusing! Funnily enough Grebdron and Kaufman usually start mouthing off a bit...pacifist my arse!

Oh, still...They're not a patch on the infamous antics of Senor "Turtle Club"!

turtle turtle

[docholiday_13]

Originally posted by Jason Voorhees
What a coincidence; I was just reading over that Stars Wars thread the other day. It's still here...Let me see if I can find it again, Horror whore.

Just be ready for some crazy shit :).

Addendum: damn, I'm quick. Here it is: http://www.joblo.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=19995&highlight=Insult

Second addendum: checked the link just to make sure, and it works. Just be ready to read some long, pointless, vindictive, diatribes from that nameless schmoe...



Hoooooly shit. That Stefan guy was CREEPY! Damn! That thread was interesting. I think Electricte basically summed up my thoughts on the movie at the end.

Anyways, I rarely get involved in those long winded arguements/ discussions. My fave thread was a script posted by Ezikel in the Screenwriting Forum. Man that was funny.

[El Bracamonti]

Originally posted by docholiday_13
Hoooooly shit. That Stefan guy was CREEPY! Damn! That thread was interesting. I think Electricte basically summed up my thoughts on the movie at the end.

Anyways, I rarely get involved in those long winded arguements/ discussions. My fave thread was a script posted by Ezikel in the Screenwriting Forum. Man that was funny.

damn right her was creepy. oh well. anyways, i like the topic about which celebs you wack off to the most. good times, good times.

[Horror whore]

Who could forget movieDUDE's last stand! (http://www.joblo.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=19183&highlight=banned)

That one still brings a tear of laughter to my eye every time I read over it.

[BadCoverVersion]

Originally posted by Jason Voorhees
http://www.joblo.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=19995&highlight=Insult

Bejezus!!! That poor fucker!

What the hell did Mr Lucas do to the lad???

Not only does AOTC get ripped to the bare-bones, George gets a verbal pasting for being overly hirsute and dressing like a "woolpacker"....that fucking motherfucker ;)

That is one amusing, perverted, tedious, nonsensical rant...and I congratulate you Kaufman, the little bugger got quite flustered at one point...but you kept your composure son!

Hmmm, VERY worrying..."Falling Down" anyone?

[BadCoverVersion]

Originally posted by Horror whore
Who could forget movieDUDE's last stand! (http://www.joblo.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=19183&highlight=banned)

That one still brings a tear of laughter to my eye every time I read over it.

Don't arouse his anger foo'

[A.J. Hakari]

The creation of the Celebrity Sex Tournament. Taking over for ColinM that one week felt like an honor, as if George Dubya was handing over the keys to the country for me for a week or two. :D

[SAI]

I thought the tthread discussing Irrversible (which I WILL be seeing as BBFC have passed it uncut) threw up some interesting discussion, here is a link: http://www.joblo.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=18965&highlight=irreversible

and does anyone else remeber that dick Chewtoy who arrived on the horror board when Arrow went away? He was good for a giggle

[Romero&Juliet]

so its true...star wars geeks DO lead more exciting lives than us horror geeks~!!!

fuckit, I'm crossing the floor!



CHEWTOY was... i'm not even gonna go there... I still have this insatiable urge to go to his band's site and Spam the place up. can you believe he actually posted a link to that?! Insanity..!
what was even funnier was how he nearly drove ICP rules into apopleptic fits on about twelve different threads...

[Morgana]

Originally posted by Jason Voorhees
Addendum: damn, I'm quick. Here it is: http://www.joblo.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=19995&highlight=Insult

Second addendum: checked the link just to make sure, and it works. Just be ready to read some long, pointless, vindictive, diatribes from that nameless schmoe...

Oh my head, my head! I only scanned the epic-sized posts, I only have so much patience. I understand some people find venting on message boards therapeutic, but this gives venting a whole new meaning.

[Annie Hall]

I counted, the first rant was 4904 words long. I read every one of them...and I'm not a better person for it. :(

[bankholdup]

There's a new funny one in General about monkies riding dogs...

[Annie Hall]

Originally posted by bankholdup
There's a new funny one in General about monkies riding dogs...

Dammit bankholdup, you beat me to it! :)

[Jason Voorhees]

Originally posted by Annie Hall
I counted, the first rant was 4904 words long. I read every one of them...and I'm not a better person for it. :(

Damn! I knew those harangues he wrote were freakin' long, but I had no idea...

I could understand his being disappointed that the new Star Wars films weren't to his liking, but threatening physical violence on the person who made them is just wrong.

P.S. Moviedude's last stand was hilarious, Horror Whore. Good selection.

[bowieee]

Originally posted by Romero&Juliet
so its true...star wars geeks DO lead more exciting lives than us horror geeks~!!!

fuckit, I'm crossing the floor!



CHEWTOY was... i'm not even gonna go there... I still have this insatiable urge to go to his band's site and Spam the place up. can you believe he actually posted a link to that?! Insanity..!
what was even funnier was how he nearly drove ICP rules into apopleptic fits on about twelve different threads...

Ahhh chew toy, I forgot all about him and his damn wheaties box spams with his band on them.

Favorite JoBlo Moments:

That whole Jo Blo supports drug dealing drama that ended up getting that one guy banned. ha makes me smile everytime

The creation of the music forum

The never ending We love the 80's movie thread in the horror foum

The Horror themed party idea threads

and so much more....

[bowieee]

and I almost forgot...

The long in depth discussions we have had about the sweaty sax player from the lost boys!

[Dumb-Fokker-**]

Wow. I kicked ass in that SW thread. Yay for me, dude.

[Jason Voorhees]

Submitted for your approval, schmoes:

http://www.joblo.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=19447

[SAI]

Just remembered another frustrating argument.
Ladies and Gentlemen I give you - The Moviegoer:


http://www.joblo.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=8521

http://www.joblo.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=8540

I find his 'directing takes no impressive talent' rants rather amusing

[Reigh Kaufman]

Ah...so many memories...

Does anyone have the link for Chewtoy? I remember something about this (vaguely) but I think it was between the Horror Schmoes.

TURTLE, TURTLE (I really hope this catches on again)

[SAI]

A taste of Chewtoy lunacy for you

http://www.joblo.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=32305

It seems that the millions of pointless threads that he started have been deleted, shame.

[Reigh Kaufman]

chewtoy...an...absolute...genius

Another good one was the 'I better not see an American Pie III'. JoBlo is a meatloaf apparently...

[bowieee]

Originally posted by Jason Voorhees
Submitted for your approval, schmoes:

http://www.joblo.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=19447

Woah I forgot I was even in this thread.... :)

and another great moment..... Scully's Bloody Murder analysis.
Which lead alot of the horror schmoes to write raving Reviews about the sequel before it was released so it shot up the ranks at imdb.com. (It could have beat the Godfather I tell you!)

[James Logan]

Originally posted by Bullet Tooth Tony
There can only be one....Actress or actor you've jerked off to the most

What a philosophical topic.

Thanks, Bullet Tooth, I try. ;)

[James Logan]

Originally posted by Adam J. Hakari
The creation of the Celebrity Sex Tournament.

Yup. Definitely one of the coolest ideas anyone ever had and applied on these boards. Colin rules! :D

[Jason Voorhees]

Originally posted by Reigh Kaufman
Another good one was the 'I better not see an American Pie III'. JoBlo is a meatloaf apparently...

Yeah, that thread was re-goddamn-diculous. That dude, Duskwolf, posted in it about 70 times... All 70 of those posts were entertaining folderol, of course.

Here's the link, by the way:

http://www.joblo.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=3603

[Morgana]

Originally posted by Jason Voorhees
Submitted for your approval, schmoes:

http://www.joblo.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=19447

What cracks me up about this one is it started as a thread about Tom Hanks, but comments about Guns-n-Roses get worked into it...it's quite funny to read. :D

[Jason Voorhees]

Originally posted by Morgana
What cracks me up about this one is it started as a thread about Tom Hanks, but comments about Guns-n-Roses get worked into it...it's quite funny to read. :D

Glad you liked it, Morgana. That thread is just filled with great quotes. It's a personal favorite of mine.

Have you looked over that American Pie thread I posted? It's packed with some of the most idiotic rambling you'll find around here. Good stuff :).

[Grebdron]

Originally posted by Reigh Kaufman
Does anyone remember the Star Wars debate that resulted in a (nameless) Schmoe threatening to kill me and Grebdron? Fantastic!!! It was so funny to hear Greb claiming "I'm a lover not a fighter" - I swear he actually said that. Old bastard.

Oh, god. Good times. Very good times. Who's my next victim?:D

[Morgana]

Originally posted by Jason Voorhees
Glad you liked it, Morgana. That thread is just filled with great quotes. It's a personal favorite of mine.

Have you looked over that American Pie thread I posted? It's packed with some of the most idiotic rambling you'll find around here. Good stuff :).

Jason, I just spent about 30 minutes reading about MEATBALLS!

:D :D :D

Omg, that thread had it all, even the infamous Turtle Turtle. If I had a prize to give, I'd give it to the meatball thread.

[bowieee]

Originally posted by Jason Voorhees
What a coincidence; I was just reading over that Stars Wars thread the other day. It's still here...Let me see if I can find it again, Horror whore.

Just be ready for some crazy shit :).

Addendum: damn, I'm quick. Here it is: http://www.joblo.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=19995&highlight=Insult

Second addendum: checked the link just to make sure, and it works. Just be ready to read some long, pointless, vindictive, diatribes from that nameless schmoe...

Eegads I've never seen that thread before,

"meet me at an abandoned school yard, and laugh at my face there?"

Thats a forum first :)

[Grebdron]

Originally posted by bowieee
Eegads I've never seen that thread before,

"meet me at an abandoned school yard, and laugh at my face there?"

Thats a forum first :)

I'm proud to say that he was threatening me!!

[Reigh Kaufman]

*sniff*

He said he would laugh if I caught a terminal illness

*sniff*

Hey, Greb...Me and you, buddy. Me and you.

Good times. Good good times...

P.S. Voorhees, you know that wise-crack about jodphurs? I forgive you.

P.P.S. Morgana, are you sure you still want to hang around with us? We're, like, total wimps...

[Grebdron]

Originally posted by Reigh Kaufman
*sniff*

He said he would laugh if I caught a terminal illness

*sniff*



Me, too. That's the beauty of this place...we all hate each other.

Hey, Greb...Me and you, buddy. Me and you.

Maybe we could both take him on. And if he hurt us, Morgana could open up her can of Whoopass. I know I want no part of that. Be afraid, Stefan. Be very afraid.

[Reigh Kaufman]

I tell ya, I hate to admit this publicly (and if it is ever brought up again, that person will be added to my huge IGNORE list) but I got so scared by Stefan B that I e-mailed JoBlo himself and he came and rescued me (ta, Jo)...True story.

I'm such a little bitch.

Anyway, Greb, it's not that we all hate each other...
























...it's just you we hate. You smell like lavender and urine. Old. Bastard.

[Morgana]

Originally posted by Reigh Kaufman

P.P.S. Morgana, are you sure you still want to hang around with us? We're, like, total wimps...

That's ok Reigh, I'll protect you guys...with my infra-red vision! Just keep Bubba's damn kryptonite away from me. ;)

[Reigh Kaufman]

Thanks, matey. Be sure to wear spandex and you will be safe from the Strangelove's evil ways.....



Does anyone remember the thread attacking JoBlo's refusal to censor threads concerning drugs? That was iffy...

[Grebdron]

Originally posted by Reigh Kaufman
...it's just you we hate. You smell like lavender and urine. Old. Bastard.

I do NOT smell like lavender. I smell distinctly of urine and unwashed testes.






























You should remember.

[Reigh Kaufman]

Reigh: Hey, why don't you say that to my face? I'll meet you in a schoolyard. Don't worry, I won't kill you or anything...

Grebdron: I'm a lover not a fighter.

*Runs away, screaming his sissy head off*




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[The Claw]

Originally posted by Jason Voorhees
Yeah, that thread was re-goddamn-diculous. That dude, Duskwolf, posted in it about 70 times... All 70 of those posts were entertaining folderol, of course.

Here's the link, by the way:

http://www.joblo.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=3603

lord that was a great time. jesus h christ on a cracker, that guy was nuts, but pretty god damn funny, if i do say so myself.

[Morgana]

Originally posted by Grebdron
I do NOT smell like lavender. I smell distinctly of urine and unwashed testes.






























You should remember.

Grebdron, you hopeless whore! When you were with ME you smelled like urine and patchouli! What is this I hear about lavender? You have switched scents have you?! You WHORE!






;)

[Tom Samborski]

That StefenB sure was weird. But in a way, he was insanely funny as well. There were also some funny moments in the T3 countdown thread when Invincible sort of went beserk posting updates, man he is ever excited for that movie! He even opened up a forum to get some schmoes to go over to the countdown thread.

[Tom Samborski]

***accidental double post***

[movielover-9]

Hmmm, I wonder if anyone remembers that fiasco with EBastard and myself that almost got myself banned. LOL, what memories. Anyways, in case it doesn't strike a bell with anyone, I posted my Eliza Dushku fan site, EBastard calls it shite on another thread, and a call him an immature bastard on another.

[Jason Voorhees]

Originally posted by Reigh Kaufman
Does anyone remember the thread attacking JoBlo's refusal to censor threads concerning drugs? That was iffy...

Indeed, it was. And since both you and Bowiee have mentioned it, I thought the schmoes should get a chance to Check it out for themselves (http://www.joblo.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=19675&highlight=Boycott).

It's funny, but kinda sad, too.

P.S. Reigh, I was waiting for one of us to crack about the whole "jodphurs" thing. I was just about to apologize and now I see you've forgiven me :). Glad we can be on speaking terms again, friend.

P.S.S I'm also glad we didn't have to meet in an abandoned school yard to settle that one, Reigh.

;).

[Reigh Kaufman]

I wonder what the moderators favourite threads of 2002 were? Come on, guys, let me know...

P.S. Voorhees, problem sorted!!! But remember, when wearing a pin-stripe suit, always wear non-pastel coloured socks. I usually recommend dark blue or black. Hope this helps....

[Buck Turgidson]

Originally posted by Jason Voorhees
Indeed, it was. And since both you and Bowiee have mentioned it, I thought the schmoes should get a chance to Check it out for themselves (http://www.joblo.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=19675&highlight=Boycott).

It's funny, but kinda sad, too.



:D Jesus, I am SO SORRY that I missed that one! That was when my computer woes put me under for @ six weeks. notchreturns and Quentin really distinguished themselves. Abbie Hoffman always maintained that laughter and ridicule were some of the best weapons aginst stupidity. He was right.

[Jason Voorhees]

Glad you liked it, Buck! I missed out on it at the time, too. I've forgotten where I was, but I remember being away for a few days and returning only to be completely mystified by the whole thing.

As you said, there are some good quotes in that thread. One of my favorites: "For someone who mentions being a former junkie, you seem to have a fairly naive opinion about what causes people to use drugs."

Funny cause it's true ;).

P.S. Abbie Hoffman was definitely right,.

P.S.S. Did you catch Jo's response to the whole thing? (http://www.joblo.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=19685&highlight=When+Senior+Schmoes) .

It's a pretty good read, too, in my opinion.

[Nate6]

Ah, what a great year it's been. So many memories of 2002, I can't list all of my favorites, but Moviedude686868's last stand would probably top the list...

[Zed]

Ok,

Check this out......

It's an article called "Harry Potter Vibrator" with a real history about a Toy based on the movie......

....It's Hilarious!!!!!

Toby......that's definitely my favorite topic of 2002.

http://www.joblo.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=35212&highlight=harry+potter+toys

http://www.joblo.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=20295

[Tom Samborski]

Originally posted by Jason Voorhees
Glad you liked it, Buck! I missed out on it at the time, too. I've forgotten where I was, but I remember being away for a few days and returning only to be completely mystified by the whole thing.

As you said, there are some good quotes in that thread. One of my favorites: "For someone who mentions being a former junkie, you seem to have a fairly naive opinion about what causes people to use drugs."

Funny cause it's true ;).

P.S. Abbie Hoffman was definitely right,.

P.S.S. Did you catch Jo's response to the whole thing? (http://www.joblo.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=19685&highlight=When+Senior+Schmoes) .

It's a pretty good read, too, in my opinion.


I'm glad Joblo banned that guy, this site doesn't promote drugs. He deserved to get banned for giving the site a bad name. There was also a simular topic many moons ago on this site where a schmoe called Joblo and The Arrow "sexist pigs". I think protesters should bug off from this site, we don't need them.

[Zed]

Sorry....but I've just read for first time the famous "Moviedude's last stand.

JoBlo......your response was brilliant and hilarious......You were definitely inspired that day.

I LMAL with that.......I think this topic should pass to this site history.

[Buck Turgidson]

I've seen it happen on other boards, too: a respected member of the community, a regular poster, just suddenly goes off and ends up severing ties to the group. Several of these hysterical, epic-length threads involve seemingly contented Schmoes waking up one day and acting like the guy in Pi. It's very, very odd.

[notchreturns]

The Moviegoer's "directing takes no talent" rants were very humorous, and sad when I think of it.... poor fella, he ain't ever gonna get laid....

[Jason Voorhees]

Here's another one of my favorite threads. (http://www.joblo.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=10077) It's not filled with ex-schmoe stupidity, unfortunately, but it does contain some of the most hilariously idiotic things ever said by various celebrities.

It's a great read. Check it out :).

[Jason Voorhees]

Find out here! (http://www.joblo.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=13592)

Not a 2002 thread :(, but still a good read.

[Annie Hall]

Originally posted by Jason Voorhees
Find out here! (http://www.joblo.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=13592)

Not a 2002 thread :(, but still a good read.

A very good read. A true sign of a great thread is when you have to physically pull your right hand away from the "post reply" button, Strangelove-style.

[Reigh Kaufman]

Great read...imagine trying that now, with all the female Schmoes we have...we'd be dead....

[Annie Hall]

Originally posted by Reigh Kaufman
Great read...imagine trying that now, with all the female Schmoes we have...we'd be dead....

Semi-offensive at times...but...peh...the spirit of the thread was amusing, which I can appreciate.

[Morgana]

Originally posted by Reigh Kaufman
Great read...imagine trying that now, with all the female Schmoes we have...we'd be dead....

Boys will be boys. Little do they know how WE talk in the locker room, eh girls? ;)

I like jokes which have a degree of truth in them, you gotta be able to laugh at yourself and the human condition once in a while. And I found a lot of those jokes funny. But some of them seemed rather cruel and mean-spirited, and I didn't care for those. But overall, it was a good read.

[Jason Voorhees]

Glad to hear you guys enjoyed it. Well, for the most part, anyway. I was a little wary of posting it, but I thought the thread wasn't truly misogynist or mean-spirited (maybe at certain parts), so it would be okay.

Annie: I hear you about having to restrain yourself from replying. That's another qualm I had about posting a few of those threads: they're not closed anymore due to the board change, so anybody could reply.

Oh, well, though.

Cheers :).

[Jason Voorhees]

Originally posted by Reigh Kaufman
I also recall another Schmoe who created a post willing Ed norton to die, or something. The fury was palpable from us and the poster was soon gone.

Yeah, that thread was pretty ridiculous. It's pretty much the apotheosis of faulty logic...

See for yourself (http://www.joblo.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=20016&highlight=Norton+should+stay+away+from+movies)

[Jason Voorhees]

Originally posted by Tom Samborski
I remember this schmoe called gocomedy who started spamming the Filmmaking/Screenwriting forum with his "free screenplay coverage". It turned out to be nothing but a spam to promote his website which had nothing on it. The replies were just great, such as "get lost you fucking moron", or "no one wants to go to your fucking website". He made six of those spam threads, and since then, he is gone now.

Yeah, I missed those threads. Anyway, here's the funniest one of the six or so he made (http://www.joblo.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=13210)

[Buck Turgidson]

That's great! Anybody who spams this board is really just begging to have his/her ass handed to him/her in a box. It starts w/ people posting pics of actual SPAM cans (which is always good for a solid chuckle) and just gets meaner from there.

Damned if I don't love this place. :D

[Morgana]

Originally posted by Jason Voorhees
Yeah, I missed those threads. Anyway, here's the funniest one of the six or so he made (http://www.joblo.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=13210)

It's rather funny how this particular character claimed in one of his posts (I did a search on all of them) that his posts aren't SPAM but a "genuine offer". Hello! Considering the only conribution he made to this site is his ads, I'd say his intellectual inaptitude verges on the unbelievable!

[Reigh Kaufman]

I can't remember who it was, but one of us posted a picture of a tin of Spam and had me rolling about on the floor.

Other favourite threads of mine:

Christianity in horror - smart and intelligent discussion

People who are TOO into movies - Bubba Strangelove's debating skills are fantstic, especially 'hold on with the lawtalk, Perry Mason'...I wet myself

BadCoverVersion's fighting talk. Anytime we say something about Jarvis Cocker

There's too many, I'll need to rethink it...

[Morgana]

Anther thread that is full of energy and spark is a recent one, it's the "I hate Avril Lavigne" thread in the celeb talk/gossip forum. What is true punk? Better not bring that question up around here.

And that Bloodied Celtic Vengeance, man is he full of fire! It's almost kinda sexy in a twisted way. Hmm... of course, nothing beats Grebdron's sexiness when he wears his spandex condoms, or when Reigh puts on his authentic Saturday Night Fever outfit. That goes without say. How did I even get on this? I hopelessly digressed... don't mind me fellows, I'll get back on track eventually. :D

[Grebdron]

Originally posted by Morgana
Hmm... of course, nothing beats Grebdron's sexiness when he wears his spandex condoms, or when Reigh puts on his authentic Saturday Night Fever outfit.

That's funny. Cause I only wear my latex condoms when I see Reigh in his Sat. Night Fever outfit.

RRRROOOOWWWWRRRR!!!

He gets me soooo hot...Damn!!! Typing out loud again. Edit, edit!!!

[Morgana]

WHAT? You put on latex rather than spandex when you see Reigh? On second thought, that is very clever thinking. Spandex would rather clash with polyester, you are way ahead of me Greb. You, Sir, are a bonafide fashion plate!

[Grebdron]

D'oh!! I meant spandex of course. Curses! Damned typos. I save Latex for you, of course.

[bankholdup]

Originally posted by Jason Voorhees
Yeah, I missed those threads. Anyway, here's the funniest one of the six or so he made (http://www.joblo.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=13210)

Logan sure told him who's boss. His reply was hilarious...especially the last sentence.

[Annie Hall]

Originally posted by bankholdup
Logan sure told him who's boss. His reply was hilarious...especially the last sentence.

Yes! What a great post on Logan's part. Couldn't have said it better myself.

[Reigh Kaufman]

Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh

We ARE sluts!

Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh

[Reigh Kaufman]

Dammit, I'm replying to Greb and Morgana and forget to check the last page. no offence, annie Hall, i didn't mean, you know, that you were, you know...

Like I said, dammit...

[Morgana]

Originally posted by Grebdron
D'oh!! I meant spandex of course. Curses! Damned typos. I save Latex for you, of course.

Typos my arse...this unbelievable web of lies, you were going to hang yourself eventually. Ha-HA! You tramp you.

I am wounded, I have to console myself. Out comes the disco ball avatar, it always makes me feel better.




;) :D

[Reigh Kaufman]

Morgana, it really is typos...I am afraid I have to back Grebdron up 100% here..

It's the arthritis, see...

[Morgana]

Oh all right then, all's forgiven. Like Greb I am a lover and not a fighter, so let's get back to our threesome. :D

[Reigh Kaufman]

Hmm, Greb, this must be the monkey lovin' you always talk about...

Be sure to bring the spandex, Morgana, I'll be there with the latex...:D

[Grebdron]

Morgana! You promised you'd never post those boudoir photos I gave you. Now you go and make it your avatar? Shameful. For your eyes only, those were.

[Morgana]

Oh Greb baby, I only posted that picture because you look so pouty and delectable in it...I was just trying to get Reigh and me all hot and bothered. It's sort of a visual foreplay, you know?

Reigh, I like your youthful enthusiasm. You're good and ready to GO! :D

[Annie Hall]

Greb, Morgana and Reigh...thanks to you guys....this is becoming one of the more intersting threads in my memory. ;)

[Morgana]

Well Annie, join us. The more the merrier! :D

To the best of my knowledge we're having some sort of a banana orgy... Reigh and Greb always come up with something new and tropical, it's best to not even question it. Just bring some bananas, and wear a hula skirt.

And coconuts! We MUST have coconuts!

[Grebdron]

Mmmmmm...Bananas and Coconuts. And Morgana and Annie. And most of all, Reigh. Wherefore art thou, Reigh?

http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/avatars/simpsons/simpsons06.gif

[Annie Hall]

A banana orgy, hm? Well...this certainly sounds like my happening...



...now...where did I put those coconuts...

[Grebdron]

Originally posted by Annie Hall
...now...where did I put those coconuts...

You put them right up...nah, I'll leave that one alone.

[Jason Voorhees]

Originally posted by Grebdron
Mmmmmm...Bananas and Coconuts. And Morgana and Annie. And most of all, Reigh. Wherefore art thou, Reigh?

http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/avatars/simpsons/simpsons06.gif

Am I not sexy enough for the sex club?

:confused: :(.



:D

[Morgana]

Originally posted by Jason Voorhees
Am I not sexy enough for the sex club?

:confused: :(.



:D

Of course you're sexy enough for the sex club. That mask you're wearing, you must be into the kinky stuff!

Bring some coconuts. Be sure to keep them away from Reigh though. He likes to stuff his pants with them so he can impress the girls. ;)

[Grebdron]

Originally posted by Jason Voorhees
Am I not sexy enough for the sex club?

:confused: :(.



:D

You're welcome in, Jason. But keep your hairy ass on the other side of the room.

[The Claw]

You guys are so crazy.

I LOVE YOU GUYS in a manly non sexual way of course.

[Grebdron]

Originally posted by The Claw
You guys are so crazy.

I LOVE YOU GUYS in a manly non sexual way of course.

Come to poppa, Claw!http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/kiss.gifhttp://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/love/baby2.gif

There's always room for some man lovin'.

[The Claw]

Is this man loving in a manly, non sexual way? It better be because I'm not gay.

[Grebdron]

They ALL say that.;)

[The Claw]

are you trying to say im gay?

WELL IM NOT.

[Grebdron]

Neither am I. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/love/sperm.gif

[The Claw]

grebdron are you a good dancer?

[Grebdron]

Nope. Three left feet. I suffer from terminal white boy disease.***bites bottom lip and waves arms in a circular motion***

[Morgana]

Originally posted by Grebdron
Nope. Three left feet. I suffer from terminal white boy disease.***bites bottom lip and waves arms in a circular motion***

It's true! It's true! Greb is a miserable dancer, I seen it. No way would I ever put a dollar in HIS g-string. Now Reigh...Reigh is da MAN. He's got that whole John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever jive going...drives the girls nuts, I tell ya. ;)

[Grebdron]

Originally posted by Morgana
It's true! It's true! Greb is a miserable dancer, I seen it. No way would I ever put a dollar in HIS g-string. Now Reigh...Reigh is da MAN. He's got that whole John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever jive going...drives the girls nuts, I tell ya. ;)

G-String? Hell, I go the Full Monty darling. Commando style.

I'm out there, Jerry. And I'm LOVING EVERY MINUTE OF IT!

[Morgana]

Originally posted by Grebdron
G-String? Hell, I go the Full Monty darling. Commando style.

I'm out there, Jerry. And I'm LOVING EVERY MINUTE OF IT!


Ok the visuals I'm getting right now...LMAO!!

Wow Greb, I confused you with someone else, so that was YOU last weekend. I didn't recognize you because, well...umm...you look so different when you go commando style! I'll have to throw out a couple of bucks at you next time. ROOOOWWWWRRRR :D

[Reigh Kaufman]

*Reigh wanders in to see how his topic is coming along, singing*

"Jungle boogie...jungle boogie..jungle boogie...jungle boo..."

*Stops short, having just flicked on the light switch to find a sex coconut banana party in full swing*

Greb, is that a banana in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

*Everything is suddenly quiet. Greb, Morgana, The Claw, Annie Hall and Jason Voorhees look up*

"Ya might have waited for me, guys"

*big cheer as Reigh grabs the coconuts and dives in*

"jungle boogie...jungle boogie...jungle boogie":D

[Grebdron]

Caught us red-handed. ***shame-faced***

It's a roll of quarters, lovebug.;)

[Reigh Kaufman]

A roll of quarters? Is that to phone a taxi for when we get through with you?

:cool:

[Morgana]

Nah, we just usually toss Greb out the window and let him sleep it off on the sidewalk. Save the quarters for his next "commando" performance. :D

[Grebdron]

Originally posted by Reigh Kaufman
A roll of quarters? Is that to phone a taxi for when we get through with you?

:cool:

It's to call Charlie to come pick me up.

[Reigh Kaufman]

This is my most successful thread ever, and did you know, as I stand on the brink of Super-Schmoedom, that for as long as I live, wherever I go, and for however long I still carry breath in my lungs, I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever...


BE ABLE TO GET RID OF THE IMAGE OF GREB IN HIS COMMANDO GEAR!!!

YOU ARE ALL EVIL BAST...

*Joblo intervenes and takes me away for some 'quiet' time*

[Morgana]

Originally posted by Reigh Kaufman
This is my most successful thread ever, and did you know, as I stand on the brink of Super-Schmoedom, that for as long as I live, wherever I go, and for however long I still carry breath in my lungs, I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever...


BE ABLE TO GET RID OF THE IMAGE OF GREB IN HIS COMMANDO GEAR!!!

YOU ARE ALL EVIL BAST...

*Joblo intervenes and takes me away for some 'quiet' time*

All right then, it's a date. Next weekend Greb will be performing again at...what's that strip club call...Diva's! Yes, that's the place. We'll ALL be there tossing coins at him. ;)



Thank you, and Good Night!

*Morgana takes a bow*

[Grebdron]

Originally posted by Reigh Kaufman
This is my most successful thread ever, and did you know, as I stand on the brink of Super-Schmoedom, that for as long as I live, wherever I go, and for however long I still carry breath in my lungs, I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever...


BE ABLE TO GET RID OF THE IMAGE OF GREB IN HIS COMMANDO GEAR!!!

YOU ARE ALL EVIL BAST...

*Joblo intervenes and takes me away for some 'quiet' time*

http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/avatars/simpsons/simpsons16.gif

[Succubus]

*Wipes a tear from her eye* Ah, all this merry amusement. You guys are insane. Which is never a bad thing.

Sex Club. There probably is a film out there with that title, top shelves of Blockbuster, you know how it is.

I read an article today which suggested replacing the word 'fight' in the rules of Fight Club speech, so I decided to be crude and use the word 'wank.' Yeah, that charming British euphemism for masturbation.

You do not talk about Wank Club

You DO NOT talk about Wank Club

If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out...the wank IS over

Only two guys to a wank

One wank at a time

No shirts, no shoes

Wanks will go on AS LONG AS they have to

If this is your first night at Wank Club, you HAVE to wank


So juvenile but so impossibly fun :)

[movielover-9]

Originally posted by Succubus
*Wipes a tear from her eye* Ah, all this merry amusement. You guys are insane. Which is never a bad thing.

Sex Club. There probably is a film out there with that title, top shelves of Blockbuster, you know how it is.

I read an article today which suggested replacing the word 'fight' in the rules of Fight Club speech, so I decided to be crude and use the word 'wank.' Yeah, that charming British euphemism for masturbation.

You do not talk about Wank Club

You DO NOT talk about Wank Club

If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out...the wank IS over

Only two guys to a wank

One wank at a time

No shirts, no shoes

Wanks will go on AS LONG AS they have to

If this is your first night at Wank Club, you HAVE to wank


So juvenile but so impossibly fun :)

LOL, Succubus, you naughty little girl!

[Buck Turgidson]

Originally posted by Reigh Kaufman

*Everything is suddenly quiet. Greb, Morgana, The Claw, Annie Hall and Jason Voorhees look up*


Words can't begin to describe my joy at my omission from that august group. *WHEW*

[Reigh Kaufman]

Buck, my friend, you weren't omitted from the gang..





















We needed a fluffer:D

[Morgana]

What? Are people feeling left out? Never fear. Greb and Reigh have something new planned already, I think it has to do with rose bushes. Sounds rather hardcore to me, but we'll be sure not to leave anyone out this time.

[Jason Voorhees]

Well, the sex club's first meeting left me feeling more sore than anything...sore, but good. I'm eagerly awaiting the chicanery that the rosebushes will bring. And, of course, Buck'll receive a formal invitation to that shindig...

:D

[Grebdron]

Hell, last I heard it's at Buck's house.

I'll bring the beer, and the KY.

[Morgana]

It's at Buck's? Does he know that? Matters not...everyone, the party is in Buck's War Room! :D