school project, need some ideas

[Blu]

okay, first off..."It could be worse. A woman could cut off your penis while you're sleeping and toss it out the window of a moving car." Don't want to start off on the wrong foot here, this is my very first message board forum thing that i've ever joined. so yeah, i've got to create a country for my french class and describe it. just finishing watching the friday the 13th series for the first time, i of course thought of a country where every movie slasher/murderer/monster roams around stalking and killing residents. my teacher might not be so stoked, but..oh well. i just need some ideas. i've got dracula as the prez, and tourist can try to kill jason , etc. what kinda stuff can you guys come up with?

[Romero&Juliet]

if onnly you got here a little while earlier.. you could've witnessed the glory that is Schmoeville...

cant help you there, blu..

but I CAN welcome you to our wonderful, schmoetastic boards!!
If you like horror you'll go GAGA over this place.. yep. GAGA!
HAVE FUN! Read the rules! (stay in Skoo'...).




(but its REALLY important that you not mention the words CHEVY and CHASE around the schmoe named.. the claw... he goes apeshit when he hears them..Im serious. there's just something about them that makes the guy go wild: throwing tables, apopleptic fits.. piss, brains, blood, ectoplasmic goo strewn about the walls...~
seperately they're okay.. but together.. god man, you run.. you RUN away, y'hear?~!!!) :D sorry.. is one and I have nothing better to do.. lOl. welcome to the boards!

[Butch]

SOunds like a cool idea blu, like you could have camp crystal lake as one of your city's, haddonfield, and other ones like that. you know what i am saying? any how, if you like the idea go ahead and use it.

[Gretchen_Ross]

*fave movie is "donnie darko," huh? maybe i should help this guy out.*

i think that your french teacher should be happy if you use the language and shouldn't necessarily stress if your project's a little out of the norm (fuck da man!). moi, je parle une peu de francais (aka i took it in high school and don't remember jack shit now). anyway, you should incorporate the "horror movie rules" into the constitution of your country. like, "if you hear a strange noise, always go out in the dark alone to investigate," and "if you are a killer, walk, never run, to your victim." oh, and make sure to conjugate the verbs correctly. french teachers hate it when you get those wrong...

[Jason X Part 2]

I think the Welcome to Schmoeville thread is in the game section...WELCOME!

[Spider-man III]

Originally posted by Romero&Juliet

(but its REALLY important that you not mention the words CHEVY and CHASE around the schmoe named.. the claw... he goes apeshit when he hears them..Im serious. there's just something about them that makes the guy go wild: throwing tables, apopleptic fits.. piss, brains, blood, ectoplasmic goo strewn about the walls...~
seperately they're okay.. but together.. god man, you run.. you RUN away, y'hear?~!!!) :D sorry.. is one and I have nothing better to do.. lOl. welcome to the boards!

To double that, Ill give you a couple words of advise, BTW, RoeJoe, That's a good advise, Ive never been victim of Claw's anger, but it IS nasty.

Never EVER mention the names of ANY...(*Sees stevereno is not close*)..COREYS in ANY kind of despective manner...You'll be victim of stevereno's anger, he is capable of some really violent shit...(my arse is still killing me, seven thousand wedgies in a minite is not a nice picture, you know!!)

[Odd Emu]

Originally posted by Spider-man III
To double that, Ill give you a couple words of advise, BTW, RoeJoe, That's a good advise, Ive never been victim of Claw's anger, but it IS nasty.

Never EVER mention the names of ANY...(*Sees stevereno is not close*)..COREYS in ANY kind of despective manner...You'll be victim of stevereno's anger, he is capable of some really violent shit...(my arse is still killing me, seven thousand wedgies in a minite is not a nice picture, you know!!)

Yeah I am still amazed at how fast Stevereno's hands moved.

anyway,

Welcome! Check out the Schmoeville thread in the Games Section, it should give you a couple hundred ideas.

[The Claw]

DID i hear chevy chase mentioned?

Huh? did i? you people better realize he's the greatest. you dont want me to get mad.


You really dont.

[Odd Emu]

Originally posted by The Claw
DID i hear chevy chase mentioned?

Huh? did i? you people better realize he's the greatest. you dont want me to get mad.


You really dont.

Did you see him get roasted on Comedy Central???

Most of the jokes were like, I wish I could live up to the legend that is Chevy Chase, and have 3 good movies and 40 shitty ones.

[Blu]

thanks for the welcome,you guys seam to be really freakin nice. cool for a change. i'll check out that smoeville thing, whatever the heck it is. my partner isnt exactly to psyched about the horror movie thing, but i'll make him see the light. also, i realized that the pseudo-documentary thing i had in mind might be kinda hard with only two people..damn. ohwell, i'll think of something.thanks for all the help, and hopefully i'll contribute something useful to this board.hehe.