Merry Christmas!!!

[JoBlo]

Just a little note to wish everyone a happy and healthy x-mas (or whatever else holidays you like to celebrate) and all the best for the New Year. I know that I don't say this often enough but...I love you man...I mean it...I really, really love you!! :)

PS: I'm drunk.

Anyway, thanks to everyone who keeps on visiting our site every day (that's the entire site...not just this board...hehehe), and an extra special thanks to everyone who supports us and keeps the whole shebang going. Oh yeah, to those who bought me book as well.... :cool:

Despite the massive growing traffic on the site, this year was almost as crappy in terms of revenues as last year was (the Net still blows!), which means that the site will most definitely be going through some more small changes in the New Year, but there's no way that we will ever disappear entirely (unless of course, I get hit by a truck tomorrow, the Arrow dies in some drug-related mishap, the Surgeon's past finally catches up with him (Vegas!) and Mike Sampson decides that Hollywood has finally matched his "magic number"). Maybe less updates, less sections...that sort of stuff. And oh yeah, my infamous European backpack adventure might finally come to fruition this year as well...we'll see...

Anyway, fuck all that...think of the future, think of the good, think of the chicks, the guys, the booze, the fun, the sweet, sweet times to come in all of your lives and enjoy each day to its fullest. Sniff, sniff...all this happy talk almost makes me feel like...sniff, sniff....puking! :p

Oh, and yes...joy to the world, as well.... :D

http://sodamnfunny.com/Greetings/Xmas/drunksanta.jpg

[A.J. Hakari]

May you have the happiest of holidays too, JoBlo, as well as everyone who frequents the site and boards.

Damn that infectious Christmas spirit :)

[BakeTheMooCow]

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays and all that stuff to all the people who run the site and to all the schmoes as well. Hope next year is better than this one. Cheers.

[SLAW]

Merry Christmas to the entire JoBlo family. May the new year bring prosperity, honor, and some serious deep dicking (although for many it's better to give then to recieve). This web site has become apart of my everyday life (I need to know what people think about movies!), so thank you. And once again, Merry Christmas.

[A.J. Hakari]

Just to up the holiday cheer content of the site, here's a quickly-written poem to share with y'all (excuse the hideousness of it):

'Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the house
I was watching a Seagal flick
Dang, what a louse.

As I turned off the tape
Nope, not HALF PAST DEAD,
I wondered to myself why
I hadn't rented ERNEST SAVES CHRISTMAS instead.

Then outside my window
In the cold winter night
I witnessed something
That gave me a fright.

It wasn't Tom Green
That I assure you
Or Adam Sandler
screening WATERBOY 2.

It was jolly St. Nick
That surprised me so
I opened the window
And said, "Hey, whaddaya know?"

"Not much," said Santa
As he hauled around his sack.
"I saw you were watching a Seagal movie.
That guy's a hack."

As I laughed Santa spoke,
or, for another word, said,
"I've got some movies for you.
Just get to bed."

When I woke in the morning,
I looked under the tree
And saw the treasure trove
Of DVD's for me.

The man brought me Kubrick,
Hitchcock, Scorsese and Nolan.
So many cool movies,
My head became swollen.

As I turned on A CHRISTMAS STORY
And pondered my copy of OUT OF SIGHT,
Santa said, "Merry Christmas to all.
And don't watch movies all night!"

[BakeTheMooCow]

Good stuff, AJ! That was pretty cool.

[A.J. Hakari]

Thanks. :) It was a whole two minutes of thought, so you know I poured my heart into it. ;)

[Dumb-Fokker-**]

All of Schmoes get together, buy some beer, pick up some hookers, and rent all 50 films, from JoBlos book, and than we crash somewhere, and let the good times,....happen. Or roll, whatever. Sound like a plan?

[darkface]

Originally posted by JoBlo


PS: I'm drunk.



Toshea!

(wow- i've never really thought about it, but how do you spell toshea weird...

thank god for x-mas breaks!!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL SCHMOES IN SCHMOEVILLE! I sound like dr. sues

[Ashkinison]

Merry christmass to the Joblo crew and every one else. I found that message that you posted was very touching and very drunk-ish. Have a fun time over the holiday and i wish you the best.

[JCPhoenix]

Originally posted by Dumb-Fokker-**
All of Schmoes get together, buy some beer, pick up some hookers, and rent all 50 films, from JoBlos book, and than we crash somewhere, and let the good times,....happen. Or roll, whatever. Sound like a plan?

Yeah sure, why not lol...

Wut bout the female schmoes tho? can't forget them...

[arto_j]

Merry Christmas to all!

And AJ, that was the most beautiful thing I've read all year. Thanks man, it really touched me (especially the part about Seagal being a hack). Keep up the good work (and stay away from the crocodile-themed poems ;))

[A Robert Davi]

YES!

Keep pumping up your jizz Joblo, because you're better than that Knowles person(sold out a long time ago), the Chudders(sold out this year, what a shame) and maybe even..THE MIGHTY GARTH FROM DARKHORIZONS!(problably a BIG Heartbreak High fan just like me..)

Who IS the man??

Nonono..

Who ARE the men?!

JOBLO UND DER ARROW!!!


JA BABY JA !!!!!!

God bless them, both of them.

[Moviefan1234]

Happy Holidays to you Joblo, Arrow, and all the other schmoes. Have a very Happy New Year as well. :)

[The Claw]

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. and have a good time doing whatever you do.

I love you guys and gals, IN a totally non sexual way.

[santi-freak]

I WISH EVERYONE IN JOBLO.COM A MERRY, MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!

[jackson13]

Merry Fuckin Christmas Y'all. (Little hoosier hick talk for ya!)

P.S. Im stoned right now, so dont feel to bad about being drunk Jo.

[The Shootin Surgeon]

Originally posted by darkface
Toshea!

(wow- i've never really thought about it, but how do you spell toshea weird...




... touché!


Merry Christmas all!

[Bullet Tooth Tony]

Happy Christmas to JoBlo, Arrow and the rest of the guys behind the site and of course all of my fellow schmoes.

Have a good one.

[James Logan]

As the song goes...

Merry Christmas
May all your years be merry and bright
And all your Christmases be white

Joyeux Noël de Paris! :)

[mattjk_17]

Merry Christmas everyone, and have a great 2003!

[Tom Samborski]

Merry Christmas, and a happy new Joblo year!

[El Bracamonti]

merry xmas to all. and a happy new year!

[dh1989]

Merry Christmas Everyone! Have a happy and safe holiday! :)

[Rated R]

May all of your holidays be filled with wonder, booze, drugs and movies. :D

Happy Holidays Schmoes.

[Grebdron]

I too wish everybody the happiest of holidays. May you all get as much as you give, and treat those around you the way they deserve to be treated.http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/happy/happy04.gif

[bob]

There's a lot of love on this board right now. Hehehe....


Ahh, Merry Christmas. This is my third christmas on Joblo's,and it feels like the best.

[Mut]

INTERROGATION ROOM A
SUBJECT: Santa Clause
RECORDING BEGINS: 12/24/02 - 23:52

(Door opening, closing)

SOMERSET: Mr. Clause, my name is Detective Somerset, this is Detective Mills.

CLAUSE: What am I being charged with?

S: You were found sneaking around the roof of 2220 Mulholland Dr. Is this correct?

C: Yes, but I was just delivering presents!

MILLS: And who were the presents for?

C: The children, of course!

S: Which children might those be?

C: Why, all children! 'Tis Christmas eve!

M: Yeah, you know, it is, isn't it? And instead of sitting in front of a roaring fire with our friends, we're stuck here, interrogating your fat ...

S: Mills! Calm down!

M: Man, you know I passed up an invitation to Nick Van Orton's holiday bash?

S: I know, I know, so did I. Some things just have to be done.

M: What, like "Deep Impact?"

S: Hey, at least I wasn't in "Devil's Own."

M: Ouch. Very ouch.

C: So, if you two gentlemen don't mind, I'll just be getting back to my sleigh ...

S: I don't think so. That sleigh of yours was impounded half an hour ago, as were the eight tiny reindeer pulling it. Do you have a license for those animals?

C: License?

M: They ain't exactly house cats, you know?

C: Listen, I have a lot of homes to visit tonight.

S: Visit? You mean they're expecting you?

C: Well, most of them will be.

S: So not all?

C: I feel it's my duty to extend the Christmas spirit to all!

M: Right, okay. Let the record show that Mr. Clause testified to his intent to break and enter.

C: No, no! It's not that!

S: That'll be all, Mr. Clause.

C: They have milk! And cookies!

S: Officer White, would you mind escorting Mr. Clause here to his cell?

(Door opening, closing)

WHITE: C'mon, buddy.

M: Thanks, Bud. See you later, eh? Lou's basement?

W: You bet, man. Now Mr. Clause, please don't resist.

C: The children! In their little beds!

W: Why, you sick ...

*WHAM!*

S: Was that really necessary?

W: Well, he's stopped struggling.

(Door opening, closing)

S: I love this town. So who's next?

M: Some guy, name of Patrick Bateman. Claims he "just had to kill a lot of people."

S: Right. Stop the recording.

RECORDING ENDS


MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL! :D

[cereal killer]

Hope every one has a good holiday.

[Grebdron]

http://web.icq.com/shockwave/0,,4845,00.swf


Click there for some Christmas joy!!

[The Postmaster General]

ball drop - lol


happy holidays and good new year. 2003 will be The Mentally Defective League, in formation!!

[Annie Hall]

Every time a bell rings, an infant schmoe gets their wings!

Merry Christmas, everyone...enjoy the love, the joy, the presents and the booze that make the holidays what they are.

[Jerk Shapiro]

Merry Christmas to all Schmoes from MOVIE-Maniac 8.

Wish you were here.:rolleyes:

[bromy]

Merry Christmas all!

[Invincible]

Originally posted by JoBlo

Anyway, fuck all that...think of the future, think of the good, think of the chicks, the guys, the booze, the fun, the sweet, sweet times to come in all of your lives and enjoy each day to its fullest. Sniff, sniff...all this happy talk almost makes me feel like...sniff, sniff....puking! :p

Oh, and yes...joy to the world, as well.... :D

JoBlo you da man, got me all teary there...:p Merry Christmas to you all.......and a Happy New Year!

[rushmore beauty]

Yeah, Merry Christmas JoBlo and schmoes. Have a great week.

[t cook]

Merry Christmas to all in JoBloville!
I hope Santa is good to all especially me!
Kar roo koo koo- koo koo koo koo(theme to great white north-hint for non-Canadians)
ciao
May all your christmases be white(great white!)

[Snowboy]

To everyone here at Joblo.com, Happy Christmas and Merry New Year!!! :-D

[Nate6]

Not that it hasn't been already said 28 times, but Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to everyone!

[Lindsey]

Merry Christmas Schmoes!

Wow, another year goes by! I hope every single Schmoe on this site has the best damn Christmas ever! Drink up that egg nog, and get laid for pete sake. It's Christmas!!!

Wishing you the best luck for 2003,

-Lindsey

[XCoRyX]

merry christmas to all of my fellow schmoes,and a happy and safe new year as well,hope you all get what you want,who you want,what you need,who you need etc., i know i wont be anytime soon.

[Morgana]

Happy Holidays to you all,

And have a wonderful, safe and Happy New Year!

[Senefra]

For all the wonderful schmoes, Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Joyful Kwanza!!!

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[Lady Dragon]

Hereby I'd like to wish an Xtra Happy Xmas to JoBlo,Mike,the Shootin' Surgeon & the Arrow. I love you guys !Seriously,I visit joblo.com EVERY DAY.I think your reviews are the best of 'em all.You kick some serious Rog Ebert arse ! ROCK ON !!!
And here's a lil' poem for y'all,I think it really fits the cute pic that JoBlo has placed on the beginning of this topic :

'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa was pissed
He cussed out the elves and threw down his list
Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks
I have good mind to scrap the whole works

I've busted my ass for damn near a year
Instead of "Thanks Santa" - what do I hear
The old lady bitches cause I work late at night
The elves want more money - The reindeer all fight

Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids
Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS
Just when I thought that things would get better
Those assholes from IRS sent me a letter

They say I owe taxes - if that ain't damn funny
Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus money
And the kids these days - they all are the pits
They want the impossible...Those mean little shits

I've spent a whole year making wagons and sleds
Assembling dolls ... Their arms, legs and heads
I made a ton of yo yo's - No request for them
They want computers and robots...they think I'm IBM

If you think that's bad...just picture this
Try holding those brats...with their pants full of piss
They pull on my nose - they grab at my beard
And if I don't smile..their moms think I'm weird

Flying through the air...dodging the trees
Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees
I'm quitting this job...there's just no enjoyment
I'll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment

There's no Christmas this year...now you know the reason
I found me a blonde..I'm going SOUTH for the season!!

[CheekyShepherd]

Merry Christmas & A Happy New Year, dudes.

May 2003 be the year of the schmoe!!

[Psychocandy]

Everyone have a wonderful Christmas and a very happy New Year. All the best for 2003!!!

[Reigh Kaufman]

I just opened my pressies and I can't feel my legs...I'm off to a flyer.

Anyways, wanted to say thanks to JoBlo and the mods for my first xmas here. And the schmoes, well, I want you to be as happy as I am with my new train set! Merry, you know, xmas to all...

Love, Kaufman

[The Lizard King]

Merry Christmas everybody!! Im in Florida for vacation and its nice and toasty down here, muahahahaha!

i wish i had some weed....

[dr.gorman]

Happy holidays to all schmoes, non-schmoes, etc.

[flowrchild]

Happy Holidays My Fellow Schmoes!

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[FeydRautha]

A Very Happy Christmas to JoBlo, Arrow, and all the fellow schmoes... Hope you all got what you wanted for Christmas, and (unlike me) didn't have to work on Christmas Day. Have a Happy Yule, folks!!

Lots of love from the hottest & sunniest Christmas on Australian record...

[Fisting Ackbar]

Merry X-Mas to all :D

[screamtrilogy1]

The Joblo family rules!!!!!!!!!!!! Merry christmas to all of you! Love you guys (like friends lolllll). I'm not posting a long reply because it's party time here! Hehe! PAAAAARRRRRRRTTTTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYY TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMM MMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Strider]

Hey yo! I want to wish all my fellow schmoes a Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukah, Happy Kwanza, and Feliz Navidad!!! I hope you all enjoy this day, may it be joyful and memorable.

Rock on, guys and girls! :D

Strider

[CheekyShepherd]

Just thought I'd post a Christmasy picture for everyone's festive pleasure :D

http://www.abc.net.au/international/features/sales_washington/christmas%20tree%20white%20house.jpg

[shifty]

Merry Christmas to fellow schmooes around the world.....especially Scottish ones

[Hannibal21]

Merry Christmas and a happy New Year to my dear fellow schmoes, Joblo, The Arrow, etc. You guys rock! :D

[XCoRyX]

well the time has come,how did everyone do on their gifts :)

[blankpage]

Hey, Hey! Well the big day is here and just stopping by to wish my fellow Schmoes a Merry Christmas, Honaka, and all the other Christmas religion stuff. It's been great so far, and hope it is for you too.

Merry Chritsmas to all, and to all a good shite! Err Night! ;)

[asyouwish530]

wellllll Merry Christmas schmoes. Did everybody get what they wanted?

[Tom Samborski]

I got practically everything I wanted, I even got some stuff that wasn't on my list!

[Annie Hall]

Again, merry christmas everyone. I hope everyone got Jo's book, like I did. :cool:

[The Handeman]

i love you all

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR FILLED WITH PARTIES, BEER, AND ALL THE WIMMENS YOU CAN HANDLE!

[Invincible]

I Love all the Schmoes in Schmoeville...I wish you all a MERRY MERRY Christmas and a Happy friggin' New Year! :cool: :D :p :) :cool: :D :p

[Cyclonus]

Okay, I hope everyone's Christmas is going pretty well. Mine seem to get duller every year. Ahhh....hopefully this new marketing job I got will make up for all the cool stuff I didn't get.

[notchreturns]

Poor, poor Cyclonus.... don't worry, though, dude... the hookers and booze are on me tonight!

Merry X-Mas too all of my fellow schmoes... yes, even the ones I don't like...

[scottish-movie-freak]

Originally posted by shifty
Merry Christmas to fellow schmooes around the world.....especially Scottish ones

Awwwwwwwww, thanks Shifty! Schmoes from all over the world deserve a happy christmas (even if it was yesterday) so now I shall move on to new years...

I wish all my fellow schmoes a wonderful new year (in a few days), I hope you all get pissed/stoned/high/have a wonderful time (delete as appropriate :D) and most importantly, make your resolutions, what is yours gonna be? Mines is to be more tolerant towards non educated people-who-know-nothing-about-movies fuckwits. Sorry, that should be people of a non movie nature, I AM TRYING! ;)