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Kastman
01-01-2003, 12:09 PM
How the fucking hell did this guy get famous?
I have not met one person that likes the guy.
Does anyone actually like him? ANyone?
Nate6
01-01-2003, 12:19 PM
AH! Carrot Top = hell! A very unfunny, retarded and annoying "person"! Someone get rid of him!
mattjk_17
01-01-2003, 01:25 PM
I hate the fucker :mad:
I first saw him on some show a few years back on The Paramount Comedy Channel (I think) and I didn't find him funny at all, just annoying as hell!
BorderEevilIII
01-02-2003, 07:43 PM
I used to like him when he came out with his standup of just having an array of items around him & he would pick them up & make a comment about it. NOW! THOSE ANNOYING Commercials IMO is killing his celebrity status! HE REALLY REALLY NEEDS TO GO AWAY!
Hannibal21
01-03-2003, 06:46 AM
Carrot Top is the worst fucking actor there is next to Tom Green and he belongs in hell!:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
I feel so sorry for his parents. Carrot Top is retarded, annoying, stupid, idiotic and moronic. A horrible actor and an even worse human being! The horror! The horror! MAKE THE PAIN GO AWAY!
mattjk_17
01-03-2003, 10:48 AM
Originally posted by Hannibal21
MAKE THE PAIN GO AWAY!
All you need is a shotgun! ;)
Jerk Shapiro
01-03-2003, 12:27 PM
Originally posted by mattjk_17
All you need is a shotgun! ;)
Haha, and a blender! Get it?! A blender, carrots---nevermind.
Big Pudge
01-03-2003, 12:53 PM
fuck.... i like Carrot Top, i always enjoyed his stand up routine, and i even enjoyed Chairman Of The Board!!
but i do fear he is going the way of Pauly Shore (who i also really liked) and will pry be unknown in a few years!
Michael_myers
01-03-2003, 01:00 PM
Carrot top= must die. He chink. Soon his house go boom-boom. :D
mattjk_17
01-03-2003, 03:53 PM
There's only one person with Carrott in their name that I can stand, and that is this man!
http://www.comedyonline.co.uk/gallery/images/jasper.jpg
asyouwish530
01-03-2003, 04:12 PM
I like Carrot Top. My favorite line in Chairman of the Board is when he says, "Me likey tennis" after he's attempted to play tennis with that hot girl. Carrot Top, Pauly Shore and Tom Green should all do a movie together.
El Bracamonti
01-03-2003, 04:59 PM
i think that he's annoying but also very hilarious.
vtadave
01-03-2003, 07:17 PM
He deserves to get shot...either that or someone should kidnap him and shave his head.
BorderEevilIII
01-03-2003, 08:07 PM
Originally posted by mattjk_17
There's only one person with Carrott in their name that I can stand, and that is this man!
http://www.comedyonline.co.uk/gallery/images/jasper.jpg
Ummm...errrrr who is this man?:confused:
mattjk_17
01-03-2003, 08:10 PM
Heh, I really should've stated that shouldn't I? It's Jasper Carrott, one of my favourite comedians, I don't think he ever became famous in the States, but I love his stuff. There's some Jasper Carrott files on KaZaA, pretty funny stuff. Download them if you get the chance :)
teenkiller
07-24-2007, 12:41 PM
I know it is easy to dump on Carrot Top but I don't care. Prop comedy is such a lame gimmick. So is guitar/ventriloquist comedy. I can't understand how people like this stuff but Carrot Top is probably the least painful to watch of the bunch. Has anyone seen him lately though? The dude is seriously ripped! I think he's on steroids or something. Well thats all for now GOoD JOURNEY my fellow schmoes.
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