View Full Version : Jarvis Cocker Mugged
Bullet Tooth Tony
01-11-2003, 03:59 AM
Jarvis Cocker (http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2003012061,00.html)
Just read the story, the poor guy had his infamous specs stolen.
That shows how little respect ppl have now a days, stealing a mans eye glasses.
paul calf
01-11-2003, 07:15 AM
if bcv finds them they will pay for hurting her fella.
mattjk_17
01-11-2003, 08:48 AM
Got that right Paul, damn shame some assholes had to do that to him, he seems a pretty nice fella and all... :(
Annie Hall
01-11-2003, 10:04 AM
Paul is correct, I would not want to have BCV walking behind me in a dark alley, if I wasone of those guys!
I also feel bad for poor Jarv...he seems like a nice fellow, let's hope this never happens again. :(
BadCoverVersion
01-11-2003, 01:22 PM
It's a sad state of affairs when 3 skallywag's jump you for a pair of spec's!!!!
Bejesus...He's not exactly a trendy young thing!!!
Hmmm, I'm sure Jarv will survive. He's had a lot of flak in his lifetime...and he's a lover, not a fighter!!!
Oh Jarvis, If only I could have protected you...
PS: I'll hunt the bastards down...you mark my words!!!
All will pay? :mad: Who's Jarvis Cocker again?
BadCoverVersion
01-11-2003, 02:21 PM
Originally posted by SLAW
All will pay? :mad: Who's Jarvis Cocker again?
My Man-whore.
Well, one day...
Romero&Juliet
01-11-2003, 04:28 PM
My guess is that they mugged him thinking he'd have massive quantities of hard drugs on him..
poor Jarv...
I'm sure he's being consoled by twelve naked women as we speak.
Lady Summerisle
01-11-2003, 07:41 PM
Romero,
Im one of those naked women consoling him. He's (wink, wink,nudge, nudge) very sad.
BadCoverVersion
01-11-2003, 08:16 PM
Originally posted by Lady Summerisle
Romero,
Im one of those naked women consoling him. He's (wink, wink,nudge, nudge) very sad.
I too am one of those...aw bugger it, I fucking wish...
Damn Mrs Camille Bidault Waddington-Cocker and her French charms...
Why??? Why??? For the love of JC (that's Jarv not Jesus) WHY???
Invincible
01-11-2003, 09:43 PM
Fucking idiots :mad:
Bullet Tooth Tony
01-12-2003, 08:16 AM
Well lets face it poor Jarv was an easy target...I mean a strong blast of wind and he'd topple over. Not a big fan of Pulp but the man did a moonie at Michael Jackson so he's alright by me.
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