Your Razzie Choices of 2002

[ColinM]

Based on the movies you've seen so far rom 2002, what would your choices for the Razzies be so far? Here's mine (keep in mind I try to avoid the bad movies, so there are lots I haven't seen...)

WORST MOVIE:
Jackass: The Movie
Jason X
Resident Evil
The Time Machine

WORST ACTOR:
Jackie Chan (The Tuxedo)
Ryan Reynolds (Van Wilder)
Shane West (A Walk to Remember)
Vin Diesel (xXx)

WORST ACTRESS:
Mandy Moore (A Walk to Remember)
Milla Jovovich (Resident Evil)

WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR:
Chris Kattan (Undercover Brother)
Johnny Knoxville (MIB II)
Marton Csokas (xXx)
Mike Myers (for Goldmember) (Austin Powers in Goldmember)
Sisqo (Snow Dogs)

WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS:
Asia Argento (xXx)
Beyoncé Knowles (Austin Powers in Goldmember)
Michelle Rodriguez (Resident Evil)

WORST DIRECTOR:
James Isaac (Jason X)
Jeff Tremaine (Jackass: The Movie)
Kevin Donovan (The Tuxedo)
Paul W.S. Anderson (Resident Evil)
Rob Cohen (xXx)

BEST SCREENPLAY:
David Duncan and John Logan (The Time Machine)
Lawrence Trilling (Porn 'n Chicken)
Paul W.S. Anderson (Resident Evil)
Rich Wilkes (xXx)

[El Bracamonti]

i find jackass to be one of the best of the year.

[ColinM]

Originally posted by El Bracamonti
i find jackass to be one of the best of the year.

Well, everyone's bound to have different opinions. I hated it.

[SenorSpielbergo]

Worst Picture
*Reign of Fire*
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist
Rollerball
Bad Company
Undercover Brother

Worst Actor
*Chris Rock - Bad Company*
Ryan Reynolds - National Lampoon's Van Wilder
Rob Schneider - The Hot Chick
Steve Oedekirk - Kung Pow: Enter the Fist
Tobey Maguire - Spider-man

Worst Actress
*Britney Spears - Crossroads*
Tara Reid - National Lampoon's Van Wilder
Jennifer Lopez - Enough
Anna Faris - The Hot Chick
Kirsten Dunst - Spider-man

[Scarface98.9]

Worst Picture
Halloween: Ressurection
XXX
Men in Black 2
Pluto Nash
Scooby Doo

It's not hard to find out I detest XXX, and since I don't remember many bad movies I've seen this year, since I'm picky about what I see, I decided not to complete the rest.

BTW Colin, Porn'N'Chicken was a TV movie, so it technically can't compete with any feature length movies

[idealdiscountdude]

Ideal's Razzie Picks:

Worst Picture:

Extreme Ops
Deuces Wild
Blade II
Halloween Resurrection
Dragonfly

Worst Actor:

Brad Renfro "Deuces Wild"
BUstah Rhymes "Halloween Resurrection"
Kevin Costner "Dragonfly"
Devon Sawa "Extreme OPs"
Harrison Ford "K19:The Widowmaker"

Worst Actress:

Bridgette-Wilson Sampras "Extreme Ops"
Tara Reid "Van Wilder"
The Actresses in "Halloween: Resurrection"

[ColinM]

Originally posted by Scarface98.9
BTW Colin, Porn'N'Chicken was a TV movie, so it technically can't compete with any feature length movies

True, I suppose, but I'm leaving the worst screenplay nomination. It was too bad to be true.

[Dietrich]

Worst actor is definately Vin Diesel in 'xXx'. What is that guy doing in the movie business?
:confused:

[A Canadian ThereWolf]

ThereWolf's 2002 Razzie Choices;


Worst Picture
The Adventures Of Pluto Nash
Crossroads
Swept Away
Rollerball


Worst Actor
Eddie Murphy in The Adventures Of Pluto Nash, I Spy, and Showtime
Roberto Benigni in Pinocchio
Chris Klein in Rollerball
"The Rock" in The Scorpion King


Worst Actress
Britney Spears in Crossroads
Madonna in Swept Away
Jennifer Lopez in Enough, and Maid In Manhattan


Worst Supporting Actor
Freddie Prinze, Jr. in Scooby Doo
Johnny Knoxville in Big Trouble, Deuces Wild, Jackass: The Movie, and Men In Black II
Christopher Walken in The Country Bears


Worst Supporting Actress
Rosario Dawson in The Adventures Of Pluto Nash, andMen In Black II
Rebecca Romijn-Stamos in Rollerball
Taryn Manning Crossroads, 8 Mile, and White Oleander
Rene Russo in Big Trouble, and Showtime


Worst Screen Couple
Chris Klein & EITHER LL Cool J or Rebecca Romijn-Stamos in Rollerball
Britney Spears & Anson Mount in Crossroads
Antonio Banderas & Lucy Liu in Ballistic: Ecks Vs. Sever
Eddie Murphy in The Adventures Of Pluto Nash (For playing both Pluto Nash & his clone Rex Crater).

Worst Remake Or Sequel
Men In Black II
Rollerball
Swept Away
Jason X

Worst Original Song
"Overprotected" from Crossroads
"Playing The Game" from Rollerball
"Ain't No Need" from The Adventures Of Pluto Nash
"Technical Foul" from Adam Sandler's Eight Crazy Nights

[A Canadian ThereWolf]

BTW, has anyone noticed how the Razzies haven't had a worst original song category in a couple of years, and they had the perfect target last year (Glitter and its lousy ass songs like "Loverboy" and "Never Too Far").
What's the deal with that?!?:confused:

[paul calf]

WORST MOVIE:
scooby doo
the scorpion king
the mean machine

WORST ACTOR:
vinnie jones(the mean machine)
the rock(the scorpian king)
freddy prize jnr(scooby doo)
vin deisel(xXx)
jackie chan(the tuxedo)
WORST ACTRESS:
sarah michelle geller(scooby doo)
samantha mumba(the time machine)

[screamer581]

Originally posted by SenorSpielbergo

Kirsten Dunst - Spider-man


Finally someone else agrees that Dunst was horrible in the overrated "Spiderman"!!

[The Other]

Worst Picture:
Enough
Men in Black II
The Scorpion King
Snow Dogs
Undercover Brother

Worst Actor:
Cuba Gooding, Jr., Snow Dogs
Eddie Griffin, Undercover Brother
The Rock, The Scorpion King

Worst Actress:
Jennifer Lopez, Enough
Mandy Moore, A Walk To Remember
Milla Jovovich, Resident Evil

Worst Supporting Actor:
Billy Campbell, Enough
Chris Kattan, Undercover Brother
Sisqo, Snow Dogs

Worst Supporting Actress:
Lara Flynn Boyle, Men in Black II
Beyonce Knowles, Austin Powers in Goldmember*
Denise Richards, Undercover Brother

Worst Director:
Michael Apted, Enough
Malcolm D. Lee, Undercover Brother
Brian Levant, Snow Dogs

Worst Screenplay:
Enough
Snow Dogs
The Scorpion King

Totals:
Enough - 5
Snow Dogs - 5
Undercover Brother - 5
The Scorpion King - 3
Men In Black II - 2
Austin Powers in Goldmember - 1
Resident Evil - 1
A Walk to Remember - 1

*I liked Austin Powers in Goldmember, but couldn't stand her.

[A.J. Hakari]

Worst Movie: SORORITY BOYS
Worst Actor: Kevin Costner, DRAGONFLY
Worst Actress: Britney Spears, CROSSROADS
Worst Supporting Actor: James Brolin, THE MASTER OF DISGUISE
Worst Supporting Actress: Joanie "Chyna" Laurer, FRANK McKLUSKY, C.I.
Worst Director: Wallace Wolodarsky, SORORITY BOYS
Worst Screenplay: Joe Jarvis and Greg Coolidge, SORORITY BOYS

[Mikey2Dope]

Worst Movie:
The Sweetest Thing
FearDotCom
Deuces Wld
Brotherhood of the Wolf
XXX

Worst Actor:
Stephen Dorff (for both Deuces Wild and FearDotCom)
Vin Diesel - XXX
The Rock - Scorpion King
Busta Rhymes - Halloween Resurrection
Wesley Snipes - Blade 2

Worst Actress
Fairuza Balk - Deuces Wild
Natascha McElhone - FearDotCom
Asia Argento - XXX
Dual Winners:
Cameron Diaz - The Sweetest Thing
Christina Applegate - The Sweetest Thing

[JCLC11]

Originally posted by A Canadian ThereWolf
Worst Original Song
"Overprotected" from Crossroads


Wait a minute . . . *rubs eyes* . . . No, I can't believe it. The word original and "Crossroads" in the same sentence . . . :eek: . . . OMG!!! A pig just flew by my window. And the weather report for Hell reads: SNOW!!!!! ;)

[Jerk Shapiro]

Worst Picture:

THE TIME MACHINE

Worst Director:

Is it Simon? Simon Wells; THE TIME MACHINE

Worst Actor:

Vin Diesel; xXx

Worst Actress:

Asia Argento; xXx

Worst Supporting Actor:

Sisquo; SNOW DOGS

Worst Supporting Actress

Samantha Mumba; THE TIME MACHINE

Worst Screenplay:

xXx

[Boba Joe]

Originally posted by screamer581
Finally someone else agrees that Dunst was horrible in the overrated "Spiderman"!!

Agreed. It's a relief to know not everyone got suckered into liking that huge pile of shit.

[Hannibal21]

WORST PICTURE:
The Master of Disguise
Dragonfly
Men in Black II
Rollerball
XXX

WORST DIRECTOR: Rob Cohen for XXX

WORST ACTOR: Dana Carvey in The Master of Disguise

WORST ACTRESS: Rebecca Romijn-Stamos in Rollerball

WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR: Freddie Prinze Jr. in Scooby Doo

WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS: Natalie Portman in Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones

WORST SCREEN COUPLE: Vin Diesel/Asia Argento in XXX

WORST SCREENPLAY: The Master of Disguise

[zeppelin]

Originally posted by ColinM
BEST SCREENPLAY:
David Duncan and John Logan (The Time Machine)
Lawrence Trilling (Porn 'n Chicken)
Paul W.S. Anderson (Resident Evil)
Rich Wilkes (xXx)

I know that this post is about 7 and a half months old, but it's worth pointing out that you nominated these four movies for *best* screenplay, when I think you meant *worst*.

Anyway, my Razzie choices for last year:

Worst Picture- National Lampoon's Van Wilder
Worst Director- Paul W.S. Anderson, Resident Evil
Worst Actor- Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, The Scorpion King
Worst Actress- Tara Reid, National Lampoon's Van Wilder
Worst Supporting Actor- Johnny Knoxville, Men in Black II
Worst Supporting Actress- Lara Flynn Boyle, Men in Black II
Worst Screenplay- The Scorpion King
Worst Remake or Sequel- Men in Black II
Worst Screen Couple- Hayden Christensen/Natalie Portman in Star Wars- Episode II: Attack of the Clones

[Clarkey07]

WORST PICTURE: Rollerball

WORST DIRECTOR: Rob Cohen for XXX

WORST ACTOR: Dana Carvey in The Master of Disguise

WORST ACTRESS: Rebecca Romijn-Stamos in Rollerball

WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR: Freddie Prinze Jr. in Scooby Doo

WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS: Asia Argento in XXX

WORST SCREEN COUPLE: Vin Diesel/Asia Argento in XXX

WORST SCREENPLAY: XXX

[ilovemovies]

Worst Picture:
The Truth About Charlie

Runners-up:
The 13th Child: The Legend of the Jersey Devil
State Property
Jason X
Queen of the Damned

Worst Director: Jonathan Demme, The Truth About Charlie
Dishonorable mention: John McTiernan, Rollerball
Worst Actor: Mark Whalberg, The Truth About Charlie
Worst Actress: Thandie Newton, The Truth About Charlie
Worst Supporting Actor: Tim Robbins, The Truth About Charlie
Worst Supporting Actress: ???
Worst Screenplay: The Truth About Charlie

[ColinM]

Originally posted by zeppelin
I know that this post is about 7 and a half months old, but it's worth pointing out that you nominated these four movies for *best* screenplay, when I think you meant *worst*.

Oh yes, I certainly meant worst. :D

[Sad man]

Let me see...

WORST MOVIE

1) Femme Fatale
2) Dragonfly
3) Y Tu Mamá También
4) Rollerball
5) The Scorpion King

WORST ACTOR

1) Kevin Costner in Dragonfly
2) Antonio Banderas in Femme Fatale
3) Eddie Murphy in The Adventures of Pluto Nash
4) Freddie Prince JR in Scooby Doo
5) The Rock in THe Scorpion King

WORST ACTRESS

1) Madonna in Swept Away
2) Jennifer Lopez in Enough
3) Britney Spears in Crossroads
4) Lysa Rider in Jason X
5) Lexa Doig in Jason X

WORST DIRECTOR

1) The "director" of The Scorpion King
2) The "director" of Rollerball
3) The "director" of Analyze That
4) The "director" of Dragonfly
5) The "director" of 40 Days and 40 Nights

[Brock-Landers]

Worst Picture
Pluto Nash

Worst Actor
Eddie Murphy - Pluto Nash

Worst Actress
Britney Spears - Crossroads

[urbanlegend23]

Sorry to resurrect an old topic, but here are my choices, I spent about half an hour on them, and added a few categories of my own:

urbanlegend23's 2002 Razzies ©

Worst Picture

Winner:

Van Wilder: Party Liaison (2002)

Nominees:

Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002)
Halloween: Resurrection (2002)
Mr. Deeds (2002)
xXx (2002)

Worst Actor

Winner:

xXx (2002) - Vin Diesel

Nominees:

Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002) - Mike Myers
Mr. Deeds (2002) - Adam Sandler
The Scorpion King (2002) - The Rock
Swimfan (2002) - Jesse Bradford

Worst Actress

Winner:

Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002) - Beyonce Knowles

Nominees:

Halloween: Resurrection (2002) - Bianca Kajlich
Jason X (2002) - Lexa Doig
The Scorpion King (2002) - Kelly Hu
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones (2002) - Natalie Portman

Worst Supporting Actor

Winner:

Halloween: Resurrection (2002) - Busta Rhymes

Nominees:

Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002) - Seth Green
Mr. Deeds (2002) - John Turturro
The Scorpion King (2002) - Peter Facinelli
xXx (2002) - Martin Csokas

Worst Supporting Actress

Winner:

The Hot Chick (2002) - Jodi Long

Nominees:

Dragonfly (2002) - Kathy Bates
Halloween: Resurrection (2002) - Tyra Banks
The Hot Chick (2002) - Rachel McAdams
Men in Black II (2002) - Lara Flynn Boyle

Worst Director

Winner:

Van Wilder: Party Liaison (2002) - Walt Becker

Nominees:

Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002) - Jay Roach
Halloween: Resurrection (2002) - Rick Rosenthal
Mr. Deeds (2002) - Steven Brill
xXx (2002) - Rob Cohen

Worst Screenplay

Winner:

Van Wilder: Party Liaison (2002) - David Hare

Nominees:

Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002) - Michael McCullers; Mike Myers
Halloween: Resurrection (2002) - Larry Brand; Sean Hood
Mr. Deeds (2002) - Tim Herlihy
xXx (2002) - Rich Wilkes

Worst On-Screen Team

Winner:

xXx (2002) - Vin Diesel with either: Vin Diesel's Ego or Vin Diesel's Fur Coat

Nominees:

Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002) - Beyonce Knowles; Mike Myers
The Country Bears (2002) - The Country Bears Band
Halloween: Resurrection (2002) - Any two actors in the movie
Van Wilder: Party Liaison (2002) - Any two actors in the movie

Worst Remake or Sequel/Prequel

Winner:

Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002)

Nominees:

Halloween: Resurrection (2002)
Jason X (2002)
Mr. Deeds (2002)
The Scorpion King (2002)

Most Disappointing Film (Films That Had Potential And Ended Up Crappy)

Winner:

Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002)

Nominees:

Eight Legged Freaks (2002)
Halloween: Resurrection (2002)
Lilo & Stitch (2002)
Panic Room (2002)

Worst Excuse for an Actual Film (All Advertising and/or No Concept)

Winner:

Jackass: The Movie (2002)

Nominees:

Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002)
The Country Bears (2002)
Men in Black II (2002)
xXx (2002)

Special Award

Winner:

Van Wilder: Party Liaison (2002)

For:

The worst film of the year earns a special award for its absolutely perverted and disgusting mind. This is acceptable in films like "South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut" where it is all meant in good fun and done in a smart, satirical way, but "Van Wilder: Party Liaison" features MEN giving a DOG a HANDJOB. Somebody should call the Animal Protection Agency and have these writers put in the electric chair.