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malaria
01-15-2003, 04:37 AM
This article was in today's London Metro and I thought I'd share it with you...

Metro, Wednesday, January 15, 2003
Now Showing! Fry-day the 13th

HAND-REARED salmon are being shown fish 'horror movies' to toughen them up for release into the wild. The films, which feature footage of sharks ripping up their prey, are being played on TVs next to a scientist's aquarium. 'We want to give them a proper fright but not so bad we end up killing them,' said Dr Culum Brown of Edinburgh University. 'It's for their own good. If we just release them, 99 out of 100 will end up being eaten within the first couple of days because they have no experience of predators.'
The screenings should increase their survival rate and boost desperately low fish stocks, he added. Dr Brown said fish were very intelligent and could be trained like dogs. 'Here, we teach fish to swim through mazes and all sorts of things - they're quite incredible,' he added.

KcMsterpce
01-15-2003, 06:24 AM
Uh... um...

Does playing music to plants help them grow better?

Corpse Candle
01-15-2003, 11:28 AM
Originally posted by malaria
This article was in today's London Metro and I thought I'd share it with you...

Metro, Wednesday, January 15, 2003
Now Showing! Fry-day the 13th

HAND-REARED salmon are being shown fish 'horror movies' to toughen them up for release into the wild. The films, which feature footage of sharks ripping up their prey, are being played on TVs next to a scientist's aquarium. 'We want to give them a proper fright but not so bad we end up killing them,' said Dr Culum Brown of Edinburgh University. 'It's for their own good. If we just release them, 99 out of 100 will end up being eaten within the first couple of days because they have no experience of predators.'
The screenings should increase their survival rate and boost desperately low fish stocks, he added. Dr Brown said fish were very intelligent and could be trained like dogs. 'Here, we teach fish to swim through mazes and all sorts of things - they're quite incredible,' he added.


"Wibble,Wibble that's completely hat stand"
Or
"I'll have a back of chips please"

"Terry you complete twat this is a world war II bunker"

I am sure you will agree the second and third examples of complete fuck wits he he....

radikill
01-15-2003, 12:41 PM
Do they force the fishes' eyes open while Beethoven plays in the background?

KillerKlown
01-15-2003, 07:57 PM
Christ, they'll be showing the cod in the north sea porn so they will breed and recoup the dwindling supplies next!!

Lord Crumb
01-15-2003, 08:59 PM
Originally posted by KillerKlown75
Christ, they'll be showing the cod in the north sea porn so they will breed and recoup the dwindling supplies next!! LOL!!! Nice.