Best Lines of 2002

[dannywalker17]

Since the Golden Schmoes nominations are almost upon us, I was wanting to get some ideas from you fellow schmoes for Best Line because they are hard for me to think of off the top of my head. Here's a few I already thought of:

"Swing away, Merrill, swing away."

"Stupid, fat hobbit!"

"Seven daysssss..."

"A new power is rising. It's victory is at hand."

[Caranmetiel]

from "catch me if you can":

"knock knock"
"who's there?"
"go fuck yourselves"

AHAHA! :D

[dannywalker17]

Yeah that one was hilarious. I thought of another one from Frailty.

"God will protect me."

Very good line if you've seen it.

[Moviefan1234]

One very powerful line in my opinion - "There's some good in this world Mr. Frodo, and it's worth fighting for."

[dannywalker17]

Originally posted by Moviefan1234
I very powerful line in my opinion - "There's some good in this world Mr. Frodo, and it's worth fighting for."

That is a good one.:) I love that whole speech.

[notchreturns]

Both from THE RULES OF ATTRACTION:

-Having sex with a girl who doesn't cum is like writing a question in a letter.

-I started driving faster as I left the college behind. I didn't know where I was going. Someplace unoccupied I hoped. At first I thought that there were things about her I would never forget, but in the end, all I could think about was--

[LAW]

"That's my slave name."


-from Tom/Holden in "The Good Girl"

[Benny]

This one takes the cake though.

"There are a lot of wackos out there."
-John Nichols, Terry Nichols' brother, in Bowling for Columbine.

Terry Nichols is, of course, he guy who helped Timothy McVeigh in the Oklahoma City bombings 8 years ago.

[Scarface98.9]

"Not Richard, it's Dick!" Rules of Attraction

"Is Butterbean ok?"-Jackass: The Movie

"Each point represents a finger. When I close it, it becomes a fist."-Gangs of New York

"He was the only man I ever killed worth remembering."-Gangs of New York

"You are what you love, not who loves you."-Adaptation

[A.J. Hakari]

"In the end, we're all fruits." - MY BIG FAT GREEK WEDDING

"I'm insane with anger!!" - SIGNS

"If I was a woman, I'd be a slut. A lesbian slut." - THE GOOD GIRL

Virtually anything that came out of "Dick's" mouth - THE RULES OF ATTRACTION

"Dear Ndugu..." - ABOUT SCHMIDT

"What if I had a spear?" - Michael Moore testing a security door in BOWLING FOR COLUMBINE

[SAI]

Bowling For Columbine had loads:

Moore: So you think you should be able to have weapons grade plutonium?
James Nicholls: (thinks) That should be restricted

Cashier: We're a bank AND a licensed arms dealer

From Spider-Man: Go web. (I'm a spidey fanboy, sue me)

The smurf speech from Donnie Darko

From Panic Room:
Meg: (Into intercom) Get out of my house
Sarah: Say fuck
Meg: (Shouts into intercom) FUCK
Sarah: Get the fuck out of my house
Meg: Oh

[Fergus]

Two of my favorite lines this year from ADAPTATION

Charlie: "I just don't wanna ruin it by making it a Hollywood thing. It's like I don't wanna cram in sex, or guns, or car chases, or characters overcoming obstacles to SUCCEED in the end. I believe very strongly in this."

Donald: "I'm putting in a chase sequence. So, the killer flees on horseback, cop's after them on a motorcycle. And it's like a battle between motors and horses.....like technology versus horse."

[dannywalker17]

From the Good Girl:

Holden: It's Catcher in the Rye. I'm named after it.
Justine: Is your name Catcher?

[Annie Hall]

We are what we love, not what loves us. -Adaptation

[Jerk Shapiro]

Originally posted by Moviefan1234
One very powerful line in my opinion - "There's some good in this world Mr. Frodo, and it's worth fighting for."


Also my favorite.

[ColinM]

Originally posted by Caranmetiel
from "catch me if you can":

"knock knock"
"who's there?"
"go fuck yourselves"

AHAHA! :D

Yeah, this is probably my favorite of the year.

[PorcheRacer]

"Well, I'm addicted to porn and I masturbate constantly" - Sorority Boys

"What are you, blind? It's a cock! It's not a rocket, you sick fuck! It's a cock! Look. It's a cock and balls! A dick! Chorizo and the huevos! It's a big stiffy! It's a penis! Penis maximus! A willie! A weenie! Mr. Jiggle Daddy! The one-eyed wonder weasel! Don't you see that? It's Jimmy and the twins. Rumple Foreskin. He made this. It's made from dil-dough" - Death To Smoochy

"Swing away, Merril, swing away" - Signs

"Knock, knock"
"Who's there?"
"Go fuck yourselves" - Catch Me If You Can

"There's some good in this world Mr. Frodo, and it's worth fighting for." - Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers

[syxxpac]

"These are very important clients and they can't wait."
"They're about to."

- Spider-man


"Stupid fat hobbit!" or "Filthy hobbitses!"

- LOTR: The Two Towers


"Our scars have the power to remind us that the past was real."

- Red Dragon


"Don't even look at those guys unless you can kill 'em."

- Collateral Damage


"Fook Mi that was fast!"

- Austin Powers in Goldmember


"You're not a demon, are you?"

- Frailty