hottest musicians

[freakandgeek]

not sure if there is a thread for this already or what, but hey, i thought i'd start one just in case there wasn't....

who are the hottest musicians for you????

who tickles your fancy????

who do you want to shag????

mine are

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid47/p2a6d0424b0194e1ebdd6298a1608ba49/fcc32d44.jpg
randy from finch

and

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid36/pdcf2197585b90ea7f835e0684d39eb89/fd22f6ec.jpg
billie joe from green day!


runners up are tony from no doubt, dryden from alien ant farm and ani difranco

[BakeTheMooCow]

Paz Lenchantin from APC
http://grunge.web2001.cz/archiv/04_5.jpg

Aimee Mann
http://www.ascap.com/playback/2001/february/images/rpt-aimee.jpg

I'll post some more later

[Morgana]

Always had a thing for this guy. Not just because of his looks, but also because of his voice. His death is not something I've quite yet been able to accept.


http://www.hearsay.cc/features/cooltunes/02-04/Layne.jpg

RIP Layne Staley

[BadCoverVersion]

Jarvis is one sexy bastard...

http://www.jeigh.com/pulp/pix/prem.gif

http://up.tf1.fr/mmdia/100/101/63/Original_192063.jpg

http://www.suburbia.com.au/~anthony/Pulp/Jarvis.chip.jpg

[Morgana]

Here's another couple of musicians I think are hot, and since they're both still alive, they're quite shag-able. :)


http://www.my-mistake.net/infinitepics/billy/billy163.jpg

Billy Corgan


http://www.soundgarden.civ.pl/foto/chris/solo2.jpg

Chris Cornell

[Grebdron]

It strikes me as funny. I think most of these guys, if they didn't sing, wouldn't get a second look from you girls. Man, some of them are fugly!

This girl's not...

http://www.phillynetservice.com/buputa/bangles/hoffsunrel.jpg

[BadCoverVersion]

Originally posted by Grebdron It strikes me as funny. I think most of these guys, if they didn't sing, wouldn't get a second look from you girls. Man, some of them are fugly!

Bollocks to aesthetics...It's all about the attitude Greb.

I personally think Jarv is gorgeous (ignore the last piccy, I just included that for comedy value)...If I saw him on the street, I'd be straight on to him. He's skinny, androgynous, pouty and he's got the persona...Just my kind of bloke!!!

[Grebdron]

Originally posted by BadCoverVersion
Bollocks to aesthetics...It's all about the attitude Greb.

I personally think Jarv is gorgeous (ignore the last piccy, I just included that for comedy value)...If I saw him on the street, I'd be straight on to him. He's skinny, androgynous, pouty and he's got the persona...Just my kind of bloke!!!

Actually, he looks the most human in that last picture. In the rest he looks like some sort of "visitor.";)

[electriclite]

Originally posted by Grebdron
It strikes me as funny. I think most of these guys, if they didn't sing, wouldn't get a second look from you girls. Man, some of them are fugly!

Like I always say "If it weren't for fame, the old and the ugly wouldn't get laid."


Nothing too original for me:

http://www.celebpecs.com/images/Anthony_Kiedis/akiedis001.jpg


Pete Yorn

http://content.clearchannel.com/Photos/musicians/pete_yorn_VinceBucci.jpg


http://www.lvrj.com/lvrj_home/2002/Apr-05-Fri-2002/photos/yorn.jpg


The attachment is a pic I took at one of the 3 concerts I went to of his.

[Jess]

Hot (http://w3.icdc.com/~merlin/photos/photo5.jpg)

Hotter (http://www.easytoplease.net/images/138.jpg)

Hottest (http://www.geocities.com/griffey24rox/Default_picture3.html)

I am now officially covered in drool.

[Morgana]

Originally posted by Grebdron
It strikes me as funny. I think most of these guys, if they didn't sing, wouldn't get a second look from you girls. Man, some of them are fugly!



Thems fighting words, Mister!

I think you're a step shy of calling us superficial, so I ask you, what's more superficial? Being attracted to someone for their talent, or being attracted to someone for their looks? Since Susanna Hoff never did convince me that she had any spectacular talent, I could say you're guilty of the latter. And I'm very much guilty of the former. That means in my eyes we're pretty much equal.

PS For the record, I don't think any of the people whose pictures have been posted are fugly. I have never heard of this Jarvis, but he looks quite sexy in the first picture. So you see, Greb, beauty and sex appeal are in the eyes of the beholder as well.

[countchocula]

My current crush...

Cristina Scabbia (Lacuna Coil)

http://home.hetnet.nl/~lacunacoil/nieuw/cristina/cristina28.jpg

Morgana, that Staley pic would be perfect for a "remembrance" t-shirt. I don't think that anyone should profit off of his untimely death, but if Cobain warrants a shirt (and there are too many Cobain shirts), then Staley warrants one as well. If he had died at the height of AIC's success, he would be just as much of a "legend" as Cobain. It's fucking pathetic. See, now you've got me all worked up! Thanks a lot!

[Grebdron]

Originally posted by Morgana
Thems fighting words, Mister!

I think you're a step shy of calling us superficial, so I ask you, what's more superficial? Being attracted to someone for their talent, or being attracted to someone for their looks? Since Susanna Hoff never did convince me that she had any spectacular talent, I could say you're guilty of the latter. And I'm very much guilty of the former. That means in my eyes we're pretty much equal.

PS For the record, I don't think any of the people whose pictures have been posted are fugly. I have never heard of this Jarvis, but he looks quite sexy in the first picture. So you see, Greb, beauty and sex appeal are in the eyes of the beholder as well.

Well, since the title of the thread is "Hottest Musicians" I assumed we were judging aesthetically. Hell, Mama Cass made great music, but she does nothing for me sexually.;) Susanna Hoffs could be a mute, and still be sexy.

P.S. Jarvis Cocker, contrary to what BCV would lead you to believe, could not possibly BE more gay.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.;)

[Morgana]

Originally posted by Grebdron
Well, since the title of the thread is "Hottest Musicians" I assumed we were judging aesthetically. Hell, Mama Cass made great music, but she does nothing for me sexually.;) Susanna Hoffs could be a mute, and still be sexy.



Oh shush already, you've riled me up. By the way, Greb and I are friends...we'll kiss and make up once this debate is over. ;)

The guys that I picked each have a feature that I would find attractive in any guy. Layne Staley had beatiful eyes, Billy Corgan has beautiful eyes and very sexy teeth (imo), and Chris Cornell could easily be a GQ model...so he needs no defending. As far as aesthetics go, they each have (or had) something that any guy on the street could have. I'm really not that picky

[BadCoverVersion]

Originally posted by Grebdron
P.S. Jarvis Cocker, contrary to what BCV would lead you to believe, could not possibly BE more gay.

He's as STRAIGHT as a die Greb!!!

I swear to ya'...He's effeminate, maybe even camp...but 99% of his tunes revolve around shagging the birds, the virile young gent is obsessed with the laydeez...

"Oh I wanna take you home, I wanna give you children, Yeah you might be my girlfriend...Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah."

"Everyone on Park Hill came in unison at 4.13 a.m. and the whole block fell down. The tobacconist’s caught fire and everyone in the street died of lung cancer. We heard groans coming from a T-reg chevette. You bet..."

"On a pink quilted eiderdown, I want to pull your knickers down..."

"'Cos I've been sleeping with your wife for the past 16 weeks, smoking your cigarettes, drinking your brandy, messing up the bed that you chose together. And in all that time I just wanted you to come home unexpectedly one afternoon, and catch us at it in the front room."

"On a pink quilted eiderdown, I want to pull your knickers down."

"I’m only trying to give you what you’ve come to expect. Just another song about single mothers & sex. Single mothers & sex, single mothers & sex-just another song about single mothers & sex...."

"Still you bought a toy that can reach the places he never goes & now it's getting late. He's so straight..."

Need I say any more!?

He's the white pasty Prince...The British Serge Gainsbourg...He's just a filthy bugger, and believe you me...he's definitely all about the females...;)

[Morgana]

Originally posted by countchocula
Morgana, that Staley pic would be perfect for a "remembrance" t-shirt. I don't think that anyone should profit off of his untimely death, but if Cobain warrants a shirt (and there are too many Cobain shirts), then Staley warrants one as well. If he had died at the height of AIC's success, he would be just as much of a "legend" as Cobain. It's fucking pathetic. See, now you've got me all worked up! Thanks a lot!

I'm sorry Count, didn't mean to do that. I think the T-shirt would be great. I think I'd have a hard time wearing it because I still get choked up when I see that picture, Layne died way too soon. I'd like to own such a T-shirt though.

[NuclearMisfit]

http://www.talena-atfield.com/pics/talena26.jpg


Talena *drools* shes hot and she plays a mean bass!

[NuclearMisfit]

http://www.femmusic.com/Reviews/images/photos/Otep%20Interview0037/Otep%200010.JPG

http://www.talena-atfield.com/pics/talena30.jpg

http://www.galleryofsound.com/dbimages/editorial/1201/kittie_holi.jpg

http://www.lightningservers.net/~kittieuk/images/bio/morgan.jpg

http://www.modeweekly.com/2002/02.10.24/Kitty_02.10.24.jpg

[countchocula]

Originally posted by NuclearMisfit
http://www.femmusic.com/Reviews/images/photos/Otep%20Interview0037/Otep%200010.JPG

Damn straight.

[Jason Voorhees]

I second that "damn straight," Count. Oh, and your selection of Cristina Scabbia was topnotch as well.

[Grebdron]

Originally posted by BadCoverVersion
He's the white pasty Prince...The British Serge Gainsbourg...He's just a filthy bugger, and believe you me...he's definitely all about the females...;) [/B]

I will NOT be convinced!;) Didn't Rock Hudson kiss a few ladies on his way into the closet? Isn't Tom Cruise constantly linked w/one female or another. Doesn't Leo DiCaprio shag the occasional supermodel, just to prove he's not light? And isn't Enrique Iglesias currently hooked up with Miss Kournikova, in a pathetic attempt to show the world his straightness? I could go on forever.

Jarvis wouldn't touch you, love. Probably me, but not you. You might as well give up and settle for someone...like me.;)

Morgana. I, too, have eyes, and most of my teeth. And, admittedly, a bit of a well-earned belly. What are my chances?;)

[Morgana]

Originally posted by Grebdron


Morgana. I, too, have eyes, and most of my teeth. And, admittedly, a bit of a well-earned belly. What are my chances?;)

LOL...Well if you still have eyes and most of your teeth your chances are very good indeed. ;)

[Grebdron]

Originally posted by Morgana
LOL...Well if you still have eyes and most of your teeth your chances are very good indeed. ;)

Here's my pic...but don't tell the other ladies here we're hooking up. BCV's a jealous wench.

http://www.faketeeth.net/catalog/mullet1.jpg

[NuclearMisfit]

http://www.chicagogigs.com/gallery/photos_archive/coal_chamber/008.jpg

this is Nadia bassist for Coal Chamber

[NuclearMisfit]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/smitty.jpg


Hey Morgana, I have all my teeth :D

[Morgana]

Originally posted by Grebdron
Here's my pic...but don't tell the other ladies here we're hooking up. BCV's a jealous wench.

http://www.faketeeth.net/catalog/mullet1.jpg

I don't even mind the tape on your glasses, but the mullet has to go!



:D

[Morgana]

Originally posted by NuclearMisfit
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/smitty.jpg


Hey Morgana, I have all my teeth :D

Another suitor with teeth? This must be my lucky day! :D

[Grebdron]

Originally posted by Morgana
I don't even mind the tape on your glasses, but the mullet has to go!
:D

But it's glued on, much like Joe Dirt. Unfortunate smelting accident when I was a kid. Difficult to talk about.

[Morgana]

Originally posted by Grebdron
But it's glued on, much like Joe Dirt. Unfortunate smelting accident when I was a kid. Difficult to talk about.

A smelting accident? I don't even know what to say to that. Maybe you could have it smelted back off?

:D


Just so I stay somewhat on topic, here's another guy who I think STILL is hot.

http://www.algonet.se/~bassman/photos/db/dbym99.jpg

Bowie

[NuclearMisfit]

http://sp.metropoliglobal.com/zwan/images/pazl.jpg
Paz <3

http://www.startribune.com/stonline/images/news27/3hill05.l.jpg

http://www.artistdirect.com/Images/artd/amg/music/cover/1562468_cchurch_200.jpg

[Grebdron]

Okay, since we're regrettably back on topic, here's a nice photo of Johnette Napolitano of Concrete Blonde. And this is more using your theory of less than 100% aesthetically pleasing people, whose music makes them sexy.

http://www.concreteblondeofficialwebsite.com/PHOTOS/SCRAPBOOK/images/londonvid_jpg.jpg

[SubMethod]

Hot
http://www.kiss106.net/faith%20hill.jpg
Hotter
http://images.art.com/images/PRODUCTS/large/10045000/10045317.jpg
Hottest
http://www.visages.com/graphics/celebs/GWEN.jpg

Besides Faith Hill mine were based on more than looks. I don't like country music, but she is more than hot she is beautiful.

[BadCoverVersion]

Bryan Ferry you ol' charmer you...

http://www.bryanferry.com/images/marble2.jpg

http://www.bryanferry.com/images/singleshot.jpg

http://home.the-wire.com/~jcanuck/bryan.jpg

Still very tasty after all these years...

[Grebdron]

Originally posted by BadCoverVersion
Bryan Ferry you ol' charmer you...

At least he's MALE, BCV. That's a step up.;)

http://www.001pic.com/BritneySpears/p/britney_spears_3309.jpg

[NumberMSO52]

http://www.bunnybass.com/girls/04.girlpictures/seanyseult01.jpg
Sean Yseult of White Zombie

[NuclearMisfit]

Yowzas. Good one Numbers.

[Annie Hall]

If you guys haven't noticed, I am more into the huggable cute fellows as opposed to...(no offense, BCV) Jarvis Cocker or Bowie. I believe I'm the first to choose this guy, so, in this respect...I'm special.

Here is my pick for the most wonderfully attractive musician around:

http://www.online-shrine.com/matthews/images/dave_matthews.jpg

http://www.forbes.com/images/2001/03/08/dave_matthews_190x150.jpg

http://www.sonhandosobamesa.hpg.ig.com.br/imagens/fotos/pic_dm.jpg

And of the past, here are the top candidates:

http://krant.telegraaf.nl/krant/actueel/elvis/graphics/elvis.logo.gif

http://www.newgenevacenter.org/portrait/lennon.jpg

[freakandgeek]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Grebdron
[B]It strikes me as funny. I think most of these guys, if they didn't sing, wouldn't get a second look from you girls. Man, some of them are fugly!

well, maybe you're mistaken. i like boys like that. i even had a crush on a guy before i liked billie joe that looks almost exactly like him. to you, they may be fugly, but to the person, they may be beautiful....so.....there...and sometimes the way a person sings or plays guitar makes them sexy....whats so bad about that?

:p

[freakandgeek]

Originally posted by Annie Hall
in this respect...I'm special.


hey, i'm special





:p

[BorderEevilIII]

http://roswell.fortunecity.com/king/382/pic143.jpg http://www.buzztone.com/duncan_sheik/assets/7.jpghttp://a772.g.akamai.net/7/772/51/0b1a8277d55fbb/www.apple.com/hotnews/articles/2000/06/trent/images/reznor_edge.jpg
http://www.shania.net/photogallery/photoshoots/3.jpg http://www.kylieminogue.co.uk/gallery/images/black.jpg
http://www.perfect-world.net/pictures/08.jpg

[SIREN30]

I'd have to say Mike Patton of Faith No More and Mr Bungle fame...I'd post a pic but I don't know how.....and of course Peter Steele of Type O Negative...yummy.

I've always been a little attracted to Neil Fallon from Clutch too.

[NuclearMisfit]

http://www.fnm.com/promo/91FashionMike.gif


Here you go Siren

[SIREN30]

Great pic Nuclear! Thanks! He's hilarious. I've never seen a picture of him where he looks the same, ever. How DO you post pics, by the way?

[NuclearMisfit]

You type the exact website you found the picture at, such as that Mike picture was http://www.fnm.com/promo/91FashionMike.gif

When you go to post a message theres a button that says IMG click that and put the web address of the picture in the space.

[SIREN30]

COOL
I'll try it.

[NuclearMisfit]

http://www.mundorock.net/bandasinter/imgbandasinter/avril.jpg


YOWZAS!!!

[SIREN30]

Peter steele yummyhttp://www.geocites.com/SunsetStrip/Venue/1965/tonimag/peter/peteframe/.html;

[SIREN30]

damn! It didnt work...oh well.:confused: :mad:

[NuclearMisfit]

Originally posted by SIREN30
Peter steele yummyhttp://www.geocites.com/SunsetStrip/Venue/1965/tonimag/peter/peteframe/.html;


http://www.geocites.com/SunsetStrip/Venue/1965/tonimag/peter/peteframe/.html;


remove the ; and it should work

[NuclearMisfit]

http://www.geocites.com/SunsetStrip/Venue/1965/tonimag/peter/peteframe/.html[/IMG]

[Grebdron]

Originally posted by SIREN30
damn! It didnt work...oh well.:confused: :mad:

It can't be an HTML format. Or a web page. It's got to be just a recognizable picture format, such as .gif or .jpg. Right click on the picture you want, go to the properties window, and highlight and copy the URL of the picture. Then it'll work.

Also, geocities is one of the hosted sites that blocks picture copying. All you would get is the little red X.

[SIREN30]

http://geocites.com/SunsetStrip/Venue/195/tonimage/peter/peteframe/.html

[SIREN30]

Originally posted by Grebdron
It can't be an HTML format. Or a web page. It's got to be just a recognizable picture format, such as .gif or .jpg. Right click on the picture you want, go to the properties window, and highlight and copy the URL of the picture. Then it'll work.

Also, geocities is one of the hosted sites that blocks picture copying. All you would get is the little red X.

Thanks Grebdron, what would I do w/out you>?:D

[NuclearMisfit]

try this one
www.groundzero-brooklyn.com/ TON/pictures/peter.jpg

[SIREN30]

peter03.jpg

[Grebdron]

Is this who you're talking about? Peter Steele from Type O Negative.

http://typonegative.net/dispimgs/walls/peterbg26.jpg

[SIREN30]

yeah that's him...not the picture I had chosen though, Oh well.:D
still yummy.

[NuclearMisfit]

http://www.groundzero-brooklyn.com/ TON/pictures/peter.jpg

[SIREN30]

http://members.tripod.com/negative.net/members/peter/peter3.jpg

[SIREN30]

Originally posted by SIREN30
http://members.tripod.com/negative.net/members/peter/peter3.jpg


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....never mind, I give up. I am a photo posting dunce...Oh well. :p

[Grebdron]

Originally posted by SIREN30
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....never mind, I give up. I am a photo posting dunce...Oh well. :p

Nope, not a dunce. Tripod is the same as Geocities. Bastards.

You did it exactly right, just can't use those hosted websites.

[SIREN30]

Thanks again. Not feeling quite so retarded now.

[Bullet Tooth Tony]

HOT

http://jizzybone.virtue.nu/Britney35.jpg

HOTTER

http://jizzybone.virtue.nu/Natalie8.jpg

THE SUN

http://jizzybone.virtue.nu/Rachel21.jpg

[SIREN30]

I found a pic of Neil Fallon from Clutch. I find him very appealing but then I like em small, bearded, and LOUD.
http://www.pro-rock.com/pix/live/2002-07-24/Clutch-Show-012.jpg

[Grebdron]

It worked, Siren. Congrats...also on your 1000th post.;)

[BadCoverVersion]

Grebby, you must have a look at Jarv in action. I have to credit the lovely Bubbastrangelove with finding this little titbit...;)

Oh you sexy bugger!!!! (http://thedirectorsbureau.com/archive_vault/mills/archpop_mm_mvid.asp#)

Party Hard, Oh Yes...Not their finest track (by a long shot) but boy oh boy, the man looks positively filthy...

PS: Check out the funky cheer-leader T-shirts, I have a terrier one.

[NuclearMisfit]

http://www.cruesticks.8m.com/sam/images/samred1.jpg

Samantha Maloney shes the drummer for Hole and Motley Crue


http://www.amzmusiczine.com/03_97/pix/drain.jpg

http://www.rockonline.com/drainsth/photos2/drainsth7.gif

Drain STH

[Grebdron]

Originally posted by BadCoverVersion
Grebby, you must have a look at Jarv in action. I have to credit the lovely Bubbastrangelove with finding this little titbit...;)

Oh you sexy bugger!!!! (http://thedirectorsbureau.com/archive_vault/mills/archpop_mm_mvid.asp#)

Party Hard, Oh Yes...Not their finest track (by a long shot) but boy oh boy, the man looks positively filthy...

PS: Check out the funky cheer-leader T-shirts, I have a terrier one.

Can't get that to play on my computer. Damn, I'd love to check him out. I don't think I've ever even heard a Pulp tune.