View Full Version : THE SLASHER MOVIES TOURNAMENT - tHe BiG fInAlE!
urbanlegend23
01-26-2003, 05:35 PM
Okay, guys, this it IT, the match you've all been waiting for. There's going to be have to be a lot of votes before this one can finish. Are you ready?
Brace yourselves.
THE SLASHER MOVIES TOURNAMENT - THE FINAL FILMS FACING OFF
s c R e a M
http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0117571/1-1.jpg
HALLOWEEN
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6305546789.01.LZZZZZZZ.gif
THIS IS THE BIG ONE GUYS! VOTE VOTE VOTE!
Halloween - 3/4 Silver
Scream - 4/4 Gold
Allow me to be the first to vote for the best slasher ever made, SCREAM!!!
The Claw
01-26-2003, 05:51 PM
I hate both but I vote for the one i hate least... HALLOWEEN gets the vote.
asyouwish530
01-26-2003, 06:00 PM
Halloween
Nate6
01-26-2003, 06:13 PM
Halloween...and guys, it's been a great tournament, eh? I think we owe Mr. Urbanlegend23 a round of applause!
Sad man
01-26-2003, 06:16 PM
SCREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My vote is for the best film ever made --- SCREAM!
SubMethod
01-26-2003, 06:24 PM
Halloween
POLYDISTORTION
01-26-2003, 06:37 PM
HALLOWEEN
A.J. Hakari
01-26-2003, 07:13 PM
HALLOWEEN
Cyclonus
01-26-2003, 07:24 PM
HALLOWEEN
Ren Hoek
01-26-2003, 07:58 PM
Halloween
Thanx for the Tournament, Urban!
Horror whore
01-26-2003, 08:20 PM
SCREAM
idealdiscountdude
01-26-2003, 08:26 PM
Halloween
The best "Slasher" film ever made! It still scares me to this day.
Scream is actually the second best slasher movie of all time IMO!
Both are A films IMO, but Halloween is tad bit better!
Horror whore
01-26-2003, 08:38 PM
*curses idealdiscountdude* ;)
Originally posted by Horror whore
*curses idealdiscountdude* ;)
I'll second that! Nah, just messin' with ya ideal ;). But it is unfair and sucks that SCREAM is losing to HALLOWEEN.
urbanlegend23
01-26-2003, 09:14 PM
HALLOWEEN is winning at the moment.
Thanks for all the thanks! ;) I really owe you guys for participating! I thought my game would be unpopular but its done pretty well. I want to thank everyone who has played and enjoyed playing! I was going to do another type of tournament but I think there's enough at the moment!
Keep those votes comin'!
Invincible
01-26-2003, 09:46 PM
Damn you!
SCCCCRRREEEAAAM!!!!
sleekproductions
01-26-2003, 09:48 PM
SCREAM
screamer581
01-26-2003, 09:52 PM
I think Halloween is the best horror movie ever...but at the same time I have a real soft spot in my heart for SCREAM. Scream oddly enough got me into movies (in a 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon sorta way), so I am going to vote for a personal fave, SCREAM!
Originally posted by screamer581
Scream oddly enough got me into movies
You know, same here. Actually, I've always been into movies, ever since I was a little kid. But I think Scream got me even more into them. I was obsessed once that movie came out, even more than I already was.
DaveyJoeG
01-26-2003, 10:43 PM
Halloween
urbanlegend23
01-26-2003, 11:18 PM
SCREAM is picking up more votes, so all the fans may have a little more hope!
mrdeeds
01-27-2003, 01:09 AM
Scream for me baby!
urbanlegend23
01-27-2003, 03:13 AM
Cooooooooooooooomeeeeeeeeeee OOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNN SCREAM!!!!!!
Sad man
01-27-2003, 04:01 AM
I wanna see some blood
http://smartor.is-root.com/images/smiles/icon_behead.gif
James Logan
01-27-2003, 12:14 PM
SCREAM it is for me, pleeze. :)
Puck Bond
01-27-2003, 12:17 PM
Halloween-10/10 gets my vote
Scream-8/10
Rated R
01-27-2003, 12:22 PM
Halloween...perhaps the nail in the coffin?
RogueSpear
01-27-2003, 12:30 PM
Halloween
screamer581
01-27-2003, 12:42 PM
Ah well, Halloween is a great movie, it deserves it.
Hannibal21
01-27-2003, 04:14 PM
Halloween by a mile!
Invincible
01-27-2003, 06:19 PM
Halloween won, that was my expectation anyways :rolleyes:...but hey Scream got a silver medal!!! ;)
bowieee
01-27-2003, 06:56 PM
Halloween
Gregorious8
01-27-2003, 07:02 PM
SCREAM
urbanlegend23
01-28-2003, 12:37 AM
INT. ENORMOUS STADIUM
Scary spooky music plays in the background as the 16,000 million fans applaud urbanlegend23 as he walks dramatically on to the stage to announce the winner of THE SLASHER MOVIES TOURNMAENT!
URBANLEGEND23
Well the final match has been very close!
SAD MAN/MIKE/URBANLEGEND23'S CLONE/INVINCIBLE AND EVERYONE ELSE WHO VOTED FOR SCREAM
Scream has to fucking win dude!
URBANLEGEND23'S EVIL TWIN/IDEALDISCOUNTDUDE/REN HOEK/IDEAL DISCOUNT DUDE/ADAM J. HAKARI AND EVERYONE ELSE WHO VOTED FOR HALLOWEEN
Totally Halloween, all the way.
URBANLEGEND23
But the winner is...
Dramatic music rises from speakers. In the midst...JASON VORHEES appears!
JASON VORHEES
You will all die now. My films got voted out so quickly. You guys left JASE IN FUCKING SPACE as my champion movie! And even that went out the door fast!
CYCLONUS
Dude can that guy talk?
JASON screams and then raises a knife. Then suddenly he is stabbed by...
(ENTIRE STADIUM SHOUTS): NORMAN BATES!
NORMAN BATES
Yes it is me. Hardy har har har. You voted out the original PSYCHO within the second match. You will all suffer the consequences!!! Grrr....
Everyone screams, but suddenly, NORMAN BATES is killed by....
NORMAN BATES!!!!!!
NORMAN BATES
Yes it is me. Hardy har har har. You voted out the remake of PSYCHO within the second round. You will all suffer the consequences. Grrr....
Everyone screams, but suddenly, NORMAN BATES is killed by....
URBANLEGEND23'S EVIL TWIN!!!
URBANLEGEND23'S EVIL TWIN
Urban Legend and Urban Legends: Final Cut were cut out so quickly! How dare you fuckers vote out those classics! Why your nothing but a group of ass-banging uncle fuckers! Now you will pay the price!
Everyone screams, but suddenly, URBANLEGEND23'S EVIL TWIN is killed by...
STAN MARSH
Don't ever steal my catch phrase dude.
URBANLEGEND23 kicks STAN and he lands on top of all the dead bodies. The crowd erupts into appalause.
URBANLEGEND23
The winner is...HALLOWEEN!
Half of the crowd erupts into appalause. POLYDISTORTION and SUB METHOD poke their tounge out at the SCREAM crowd. SAD MAN screams, followed by MIKE and HORROR WHORE. They all burst into tears as some of the other fans leap off the sides of the stadium, splattering to their horrific deaths.
URBANLEGEND23 (freaked out)
Okay, it's just a tournament.
SAD MAN
NOOO!
IDEALDISCOUNTDUDE
YESS!!
MIKE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRGHH! SCREAM IS MY FAVOURITE MOVIE! FUCK ALL IF ITS GOING TO BE BEATEN BY SOME LAME HALLOWEEN PIECE OF ASS-RAMMING FUCK-UPED BITCH MOTHERS WHO EAT SHIT AND CRAP ON CUNTS FUCK FUCK MOTHER FUCK!!! YELJTHSRLJKYHUI4;5SERHO;TQW3Y405[DRGBSEO;JLTGHJKSERHLJKGHL!!!!!!
MIKE, with his incredible power, lifts the roof of the stadium and throws it on all the HALLOWEEN fans, killing them.
GHOSTFACE walks onto the stage and accepts the award for SCREAM as the BEST SLASHER MOVIE in the world.
URBANLEGEND23
Errr, hang on a minute.
GHOSTFACE
I'd like to thank my mom and pop, who were so supportive throughout this difficult tourna-
MICHAEL MYERS suddenly appears behind GHOSTFACE and crushes his brain into tiny little bits. Then he proceeds to kill off and decapitate every single SCREAM fan and then lifts the roof off the HALLOWEEN fans and gives them the KISS OF LIFE. MICHAEL then snatches the award away from a stunned URBANLEGEND23 and holds it up for all to see......
HALLOWEEN reigns.
THE END
CREDITS:
Thanks to everyone who has participated in this enjoyable and absolutely unpredictable game, I've had fun making it! Soon I will be making a new tournament but obviously not quite yet because there are already enough tournaments on the board! Once again a huge thanks to everyone who has ever made a single vote and I hope you enjoyed making it!
THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT!!
Sad man
01-28-2003, 01:21 AM
YOU R THE FUCKING MAN URBAN!!!!
This tournament was so fucking cool!!!!, I donīt care if Halloween won!!! This was a lot of fun!!!!! Wow I love you man!!:rolleyes: (Not in that way), aaaah!!! Congrats to Mike Myers(NO!, not you you r Austin Powers).
Well and special thanks to all those Scream lovers...
Canīt wait to vote on your next tournament Urban!!!!
CHEERS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!
and donīt forget to vote on THE 2001 MOVIES TOURNAMENT BIG FINALE, coming up real soooon.
:D
Nate6
01-28-2003, 03:37 PM
Kickass! Halloween won!
Hey, urban, may I suggest a bronze medal game between whatever movies Scream and Halloween beat in the last round?
urbanlegend23
01-29-2003, 12:51 AM
Well I would but Michael Myers killed everyone so no-body could vote...;)
screamer581
01-29-2003, 01:05 AM
heheh Great job Urban, you da man!!! Thanks for a great and fun tournament!
Urban, you KICK ASS!
Thanks for a great tournament! Your post to announce the winner was very clever and funny. I really enjoyed reading it. I look forward to your next tournament.
Invincible
01-29-2003, 11:59 AM
Originally posted by urbanlegend23
Then he proceeds to kill off and decapitate every single SCREAM fan
INVINCIBLE: Hell no! you cannot kill me. I am....Inviiiinncible!
MICHAEL MYERS: huh? :confused: (scratches his head)
INVINCIBLE: Say hello to my leetle friend!
T-800: I'm back!
URBANLEGEND23: Hey what th' :confused: ...this wasn't in the script!!!
T-800: My mission is to ensure the survival of Invincible
INVINCIBLE: :cool: Thasss right foo'
T-800: Hasta la vista, baby! (starts to waste Michael Myers with his minigun!)
URBANLEGEND23: Oh well....the winner is INVINCIBLE accompanied by the T-800 here is your trophy for best 'breakthrough performance'
INVINCIBLE: Thanks dudes, I would just like to thank my bro 'T-800' for saving my ass from that bastard Myers cuz you know?...he didn't really deserve the best slasher movie of all time trophy See ya on July 2nd, 2003 :cool:
CREDITS BEGIN TO ROLL...
Ren Hoek
01-29-2003, 03:16 PM
great stuff, Urban! Thanx for the tournament! :)
darkface
01-29-2003, 04:45 PM
rofl - Invincible
"INVINCIBLE: Hell no! you cannot kill me. I am....Inviiiinncible!"
I can picture you saying that easily too! lol (I am Inviiiiiiincible)
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