Worst song ever?

[Kastman]

i dont know if this has been done, but whats everyones least fav song ever?

Mine is probably "I hate people like that" by Jerk. It's so try hard, and it just sucks. trying to be heavy metal band.

[SIREN30]

The worst song of all time is Where Were You When the World Stopped Turning by Alan Jackson, a song written for the express purpose of milking the country in a time of crisis...went to number one on the country charts of COURSE...:mad:


Oh yeah, and that 'boot in your ass' song by Toby Keith makes me nauseous too.

[Annie Hall]

Time of my Life-Dirty Dancing

...who wrote this song, and why are they allowed to live?

[BadCoverVersion]

Wash your mouth out Ms Hall...

Blasphemy!!!

[electriclite]

(points and laughs at BCV)


Oh no. Annie's in the right ballpark here and is not alone.



Btw, still love ya BCV;)

[asyouwish530]

Originally posted by SIREN30
The worst song of all time is Where Were You When the World Stopped Turning by Alan Jackson, a song written for the express purpose of milking the country in a time of crisis...went to number one on the country charts of COURSE...:mad:



LOL! Alan Jackson's muse. To quote the sensational Meatloaf, "You took the words right outta my mouth..." What kind of self absorbed louse goes and has the gall to write a FUCKING HORRIBLE country song about his take on the events of September 11? How timely, Mr. Jackson. I believe it hit the airwaves about, oh, three weeks after the fact? With everybody else putting their two cents in, guess he felt compelled to put out one of the WORST SONGS IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD :mad:

[BadCoverVersion]

Originally posted by electriclite
(points and laughs at BCV)


Oh no. Annie's in the right ballpark here and is not alone.



Btw, still love ya BCV;)

TWO AGAINST ONE!!!

I admit defeat laydeez...


I'm flabbergasted, but I shall keep the peace
:confused:

[Annie Hall]

Originally posted by BadCoverVersion
TWO AGAINST ONE!!!

I admit defeat laydeez...


I'm flabbergasted, but I shall keep the peace
:confused:

I'll admit, I do come down a bit harsh on the song...but...that song hits ALL of the wrong nerves with me...plus, I associate it with some personal shite that may impact how I feel about it. ...heh...haven't we actually gotten in this debate before? :p

[bowieee]

Whats the matter with "time of your life"?

I went roller skating with a bunch of friends at the rink last week and we sung that top volume while skating around. its a 80's gem.

Worst song ever....Any song ever sung by bette Midler.

[Annie Hall]

Originally posted by bowieee
Whats the matter with "time of your life"?

I went roller skating with a bunch of friends at the rink last week and we sung that top volume while skating around. its a 80's gem.

Worst song ever....Any song ever sung by bette Midler.

Hah! (Inigo Montoya-esque lunge) I actually don't mind Bette Midler.

Something about Time of your Life just hits a nerve, not sure why.

[bowieee]

I think dirty dancing just left some sort of weird impact on my mind as a kid. My cousin would watch it over and over and over again while I was at her house. She would freeze the video to try and spot Patricks "Little buddy" when he was getting out of bed in some random scene. As a result the whole entire soundtrack is melded into my psyche.

[Lady Summerisle]

BOWIEEE,

You should be traumatized by your cousin, and her affinity for Swayze pausing.

"Time of Your Life" Pales in comparison to ...

"Are You Jimmy Ray? by one hit wonder Jimmy Ray. Ugh, what a dark moment in time.
OR
Shaggy's moist woman opus "SEXY LADY ". He should be running for mayor in early 1900's because he has the same attitude about feminism as they did back then.

[Scarface King]

All star by I forgot their shitty band's name.

[A.J. Hakari]

I'm not sure if it was Blink 182 or a more modern, different band, but their version of "My Boyfriend's Back" is the most cringe-inducing, awful piece of music ever to be invented -- and I'm counting the Kidz Bop songs.

[JustOneFix]

"I'm just a kid" by A simple plan

[Falkor]

"I Hope You Dance". I know I'd get butchered for saying such a thing in real life, which is why I admit it here :D Problem is not so much the song itself as the fact that the only place I ever hear it is at work. The orgasmic first syllable of "promise" in "Promise me you'll give faith a fighting chance" is just as Britney as ever. Second of all, it doesn't exactly inspire me to actually work towards my retirement when I got multimillionaires lecturing me every freakin' day about "Settling for the path of least resistance" and "Selling out". But I suppose that's easy to say for someone who doesn't have to work a day the rest of their LIVES. That's not even as bad as the other one who's saying "If I never win a Grammy, I know I'll be just fi-yi-yi-yine." Well I WOULD HOPE SO! Cos incase it never occurred to you or your ten foot horse, a lot of us are never gonna win Grammys and we'll be just fi-yi-yi-yine too so what the hell's the point?

Oh yeah, and that 'boot in your ass' song by Toby Keith makes me nauseous too.

Not to mention it has that overused chord sequence, also used in "The Way" by Fastball, "To Love You More" by Celine Dion, "Hook" by Blues Traveler, "Basket Case" by Green Day, etc...

[bowieee]

Thinking it over flagpole sitta by Harvy danger causes me nausea ala Clockwork Orange style every time I hear it.

[CheekyShepherd]

The title deludes me, but the lyrics go:

I'm blue, da ba dee da ba di da ba dee da ba di da ba dee da ba di da ba dee da ba dee da ba di da ba dee da ba di da ba dee da ba di da ba dee da ba di da ba dee da ba dee da ba di da ba dee da ba di da ba dee da ba di da ba dee da ba di da ba dee da ba dee da ba di da ba dee da ba di da ba dee da ba di da ba dee da ba di da ba dee da ba dee da ba di

[CheekyShepherd]

And...


Sound Of The Underground by Slappers Aloud

[bowieee]

ha that made me laugh cheeky :)

The song is called blue

the artist... I have no clue

Hey i ryhme.


And Lady Summerisle.. I think my well being has received a fair amount of damage due to those swayze filled days.

[CheekyShepherd]

Originally posted by bowieee
ha that made me laugh cheeky :)

The song is called blue

the artist... I have no clue

Hey i ryhme.

It's called Blue (Da Ba Dee) by Eiffel 65. It was a UK #1 for 3wks in 1999.

What a great pillar of information I am.

[Voodoodoll]

Originally posted by CheekyShepherd
And...


Sound Of The Underground by Slappers Aloud

Good call. I think the boys' songs are worse though - errgghh :mad:

[NuclearMisfit]

Originally posted by SIREN30
The worst song of all time is Where Were You When the World Stopped Turning by Alan Jackson, a song written for the express purpose of milking the country in a time of crisis...went to number one on the country charts of COURSE...:mad:

They made fun of Alans money milking on an episode of South Park where the boys wanted to get something from Kenny so they built a ladder to heaven and everyone was crying then Alan Jackson came on and started selling cds and made a new song "Where where you when those kids made a ladder to heaven"

[IguanaMan]

Any country song ever made
a bad song in any other form of music doesnt even compare to any one of the millions of country songs ever made
because I believe country is the worst form of music ever created by a person

[SIREN30]

Originally posted by IguanaMan
Any country song ever made
a bad song in any other form of music doesnt even compare to any one of the millions of country songs ever made
because I believe country is the worst form of music ever created by a person

Sorry you feel that way. Most of the music you listen to would probably not exist today if country hadnt been around, but whatever. Country is as country does. The new stuff by Faith Hill and Tim Mcgraw is NOT country. So, I hope you're not referring to that, by the way. :confused:

[PrettyInPink]

I think dirty dancing just left some sort of weird impact on my mind as a kid. My cousin would watch it over and over and over again while I was at her house. She would freeze the video to try and spot Patricks "Little buddy" when he was getting out of bed in some random scene. As a result the whole entire soundtrack is melded into my psyche.


Am i your long lost cousin Bowieee?, cause your bringing back some good memories there. In fact im up dancing now, (one two three, cha cha cha, back two three, cha cha cha. Ready for the lift)
Shit no bugger here to catch me. Am i gonna have sweet dreams tonight thinking of that "Little Buddy".

Thankyou Bowieee.

Anyway i dont necasserily hate this song but what i do hate is that every time i go out to kareoke there is some sad little (or old) tart belting it out thinking that the guy at the bar who shagged her last week and now wont speak to her tonight is taking a blind bit of notice of her. In fact no fucker is taking any notice of her.

Yes youve guessed it I WILL SURVIVE.

[NuclearMisfit]

the Macarena
http://www.whoa.org/reunions/98austin/44krmacarelr.jpg

the ketchup song
http://www.annafriel.net/vids/LasKetchup.jpg

both are dumb ass songs and dances that last only 2 weeks like Jennifer Love Hewitts singing career!

[Lady Summerisle]

Not all country songs suck the big one, I believe The Bloodhound Gang have a superb faux-country song called A LAP DANCE IS BETTER WHEN THE STRIPPER IS CRYING .

Oh yes, its genius.

[Tom Samborski]

Roxeanne, by The Police.

[bowieee]

Originally posted by Lady Summerisle
Not all country songs suck the big one, I believe The Bloodhound Gang have a superb faux-country song called A LAP DANCE IS BETTER WHEN THE STRIPPER IS CRYING .

Oh yes, its genius.

Fuck I hate this song. One of my friends loves this song but alot of the teens I know at the center I work for Awol and end up prostituting on the street for awhile to survive and this song actually make me cringe and breaks my heart. I have a super open mind for humour but this song is the most fucked up song I have ever heard in the history of music. No Offense Lady Summerisle because you still have awesome taste in music.

As far as good country music goes Johnny Cash is the man. Along with some Willie Nelson.

[SIREN30]

Oh yes, on Johnny Cash... Has anyone ever heard him do Thirteen which was written by Danzig. Brilliant.

[bowieee]

That album American Recordings is the greatest country record ever. EVER! His cover of Tom Waits song Down there by the train is simply beautiful.

[SIREN30]

Originally posted by bowieee
That album American Recordings is the greatest country record ever. EVER! His cover of Tom Waits song Down there by the train is simply beautiful.

Since you are open to country music, I'd love to know what you think of one of the greatest artists around, Junior Brown. For some reason he gets no airplay at all really but his lyrics are classic , his voice is reminiscent of early Ernest Tubb, and they don't call him 'hillbilly hendrix' for nothing. The guy is probably one of the best musicians I've seen live. He invented an instrument called the git-steel (you can see it on his album covers) which is a hybrid of electric guitar and steel guitar. A great example of his guitar playing ability would be a couple of his instrumental songs 'Surf Medley' and 'Peelin' Taters'.

[bowieee]

Originally posted by SIREN30
Since you are open to country music, I'd love to know what you think of one of the greatest artists around, Junior Brown. For some reason he gets no airplay at all really but his lyrics are classic , his voice is reminiscent of early Ernest Tubb, and they don't call him 'hillbilly hendrix' for nothing. The guy is probably one of the best musicians I've seen live. He invented an instrument called the git-steel (you can see it on his album covers) which is a hybrid of electric guitar and steel guitar. A great example of his guitar playing ability would be a couple of his instrumental songs 'Surf Medley' and 'Peelin' Taters'.

I just downloaded a few songs of his and the judges votes are in......




I'm in Love! This guy is so good. Why the hell haven't I heard of him before? he's wacky, a grade A+++ guitar player and has the charisma of someone who could be great if given a chance. Thanks Siren Currently I'm downloading 5 more songs of his.

[SIREN30]

Cool, since you like him try Guit Steel Blues, I hung it up, Highway Patrol, The sugarfoot Rag, My Wife Thinks You're Dead, Venom Wearin' Denim, Semi Crazy...

Oh whatever, just buy his albums...you won't be sorry.;)

[bowieee]

will do :) thanks

[the night watchman]

I'm with Siren and Asyouwish. That Alan Jackson song just makes me angry.

The DUMBEST song in the world, on the other hand, has to be "MacArthur Park."

"MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark
all the sweet, green icing flowing down
someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'cause it took so long to bake it
and I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, nooo!"

[Lady Summerisle]

watchman,

You forgot to include the incredibly stupid verses.
"Goddam, THE CAKE!" smacks head


Ahh, another Dave Barry alumni of bad songs- I'VE NEVER BEEN TO ME

[the night watchman]

Originally posted by Lady Summerisle
watchman,

You forgot to include the incredibly stupid verses.
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The chorus alone was almost more than I could bear.

[paul calf]

diomand lights-glenn hoddle and chris waddle what a peice of shit this was.

[Grebdron]

To All the Girls I've Loved Before-Julio Iglesias and Willie Nelson

Any of the Gregorian Chants.