Jason has one GOOD LOOKING ASS!

[the_sneaker]

Now, let's get some straight here(No pun intended). I'm not gay. I'm just saying that, I was watching 'Jason Lives' and geez! I mean for a guy that was rotting in a coffin for the past 10 years, he looked pretty good. I mean, I workout ALL THE TIME and shit. Jason has quite the ass in those jeans. Why'd they put him in tight jeans in the first place.
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[Lord Crumb]

Guess they were trying to appeal to more of a female audience...:D

[ICP RULZ]

lol,I do wonder how Jason contains all of his muscles over all those years. For me,I work out every second day and I consider myself to be pretty muscley(sp?) but if I stop for a month I like shrink,how does this man do it? It will remain a mystery. And yes,Jason is one hot rotting corpse. He is by faaaar the sexiest corpse around:eek: :D

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[Lindsey]

Originally posted by ICP RULZ
And yes, Jason is one hot rotting corpse. He is by faaaar the sexiest corpse around:eek: :D

Hahaha ICP! Yeah, I'll have to agree with you there.

Jason Voorhees is one sexy piece of ass! ;)

[Razorblade Smile]

Originally posted by ICP RULZ
For me,I work out every second day and I consider myself to be pretty muscley(sp?) but if I stop for a month I like shrink,how does this man do it?

Easy. It's called rigormortis.

[KillerKlown]

I wonder if any of his victims had that thought before they were sliced and diced....

I bet when he clenches you can't even get a credit card between the cheeks of his arse.

[Dr. Giggles]

Well the answer to this is easy people, he obviously hits the Crystal Lake Health Club fairly often.

[Romero&Juliet]

[/i] Originally posted by Lord Crumb
Guess they were trying to appeal to more of a female audience...:D

LMAO!

Yeah, he does have a nice butt, but the guy's a dead Fuck...

[FeydRautha]

Originally posted by Romero&Juliet
Yeah, he does have a nice butt, but the guy's a dead Fuck...

Lol...but seriously, if you look at the guys they cast to play Jason (esp. my fave, Kane Hodder) - all these guys are either stuntmen or do extreme physical acting work. Hence the lush buns and pecs (which Jason also has, if anyone's noticed, he's quite well-endowed in the chest area).

Jason's damn lucky. After being underwater all that time (more than once), he should be bloated up like a puffer-fish. But no, he's kept his killer physique. Good for him.

[Cyclonus]

For an undead guy, Jason's in pretty good shape--but I do not care to ponder his sexuality.