Celebrities you just want to slap

[Hannibal21]

Let's see, there's been threads about celebrities you want to fight, celebrities you want to hug, and celebrities you want to belt. But what are some celebrities you don't want to fight, instead you just want to slap them so far right across the face because they bug you so much? and you would want them to forever remember you because of that slap.

I would want to slap:
Meg Ryan - She's the mot ditziest actress on the planet, I can't stand the characters she plays and somebody should put her out of her misery.
Jake Lloyd - The worst fucking actor on the planet, he's as wooden as a cardboard box.
Joan Rivers - Enough said I think.
Natalie Portman and Kirsten Dunst - Two horrible actresses who actually think they have talent when they don't, AT ALL!
Hayden Christensen - I can't stand his whining, his voice, his face and his "acting". He's definitely number 1 on my list of celebs I would want to slap.

[quoth_the_raven]

Originally posted by Hannibal21
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Hayden Christensen - I can't stand his whining, his voice, his face and his "acting". He's definitely number 1 on my list of celebs I would want to slap.

my girlfriend can not stand him. she wants to bring a court case in defamation on behalf of Darth Vader, as she feels she is destroying Darths reputation of evil by being a whiny pre-pubescent git. (her words not mine lol). i sort of agree lol. so yes he needs a slap or two (or ten)

shame jar jar binks isnt a real celebrity. could slap that face all night.

no seriously....lets think about this a second...

actually i cant think of anyone right now lol.

actually yes

orlando bloom-because my gf talks about him more than me lol!

hmmm i am not really evil enough to wanna see anyone get slapped.

oh scrap that.

anyone who starred in either american pie film. they all need a real serious wallop to sort them out.

[Hannibal21]

Originally posted by quoth_the_raven

orlando bloom-because my gf talks about him more than me lol!

hmmm i am not really evil enough to wanna see anyone get slapped.

oh scrap that.

anyone who starred in either american pie film. they all need a real serious wallop to sort them out.

I completely agree. I don't know if I like Orlando anymore now that my friends CANNOT stop talking about him. As for the cast in American Pie, yes they all need to get slapped (especially Chris Klein).

[quoth_the_raven]

Originally posted by Hannibal21
I As for the cast in American Pie, yes they all need to get slapped (especially Chris Klein).



ohhhh yes. especially Chris Klein. on both cheeks if it is at all possible.

[Corporal_Hicks]

Oh there are too many to list, so I'll go with the main offenders:
Chris Klien
Freddie prinze Jr
Julia Roberts
Jake Lloyd
The whole cast of American Pie, except Mena Suvari, Seann William Scott and Eugene Levy.

[Grebdron]

Rosie O'Donnell

[quoth_the_raven]

Originally posted by Grebdron
Rosie O'Donnell


Grebdon, ur a genius.

i wish id have thought of that...

[Klownzilla]

Britney Spears
Freddy Prinze, Jr.
Alex D. Linz(I think that's his name)
Jake Lloyd

[quoth_the_raven]

its nice to see jake getting all the recognition here...

his popularity soars and soars...

[Ren Hoek]

Originally posted by Corporal_Hicks
The whole cast of American Pie, except Mena Suvari, Seann William Scott and Eugene Levy.

Why not Sean William Scott? He's the dumbest of them all... he's #1 on my 'to slap'-list ;)

[El Bracamonti]

i want to beat the living shit out of freddie prince jr. and aaron carter. and i'm sure that many of you feel that same way. or...at least i hope so.

[SIREN30]

Christina Aguilara

and the parents (not necessarily celebrities) of every kid who has ever done a Welch's grape juice commercial
:mad: :D

[El Bracamonti]

Originally posted by SIREN30
Christina Aguilara

and the parents (not necessarily celebrities) of every kid who has ever done a Welch's grape juice commercial
:mad: :D

ha ha ha!!! :D yes, i would agree.

[quoth_the_raven]

anyone whos got a music contract by appearing on a television show, ie Pop idol, american idol, popstars.

they all need a jolly good slap.

[Boba Joe]

Eminem, Justin Timberlake, Freddie Prinze. Jr. and Kirsten Dunst

[Mad Maggot]

SMG - for everything!!

Wacko Jacko - for abusing a child firsly and then for everything else

[freakandgeek]

joan rivers, chris klein, katie holmes, kim basinger and kevin costner...

and what is sooo bad about the american pie cast? alyson hannigan is the shit:cool:


and who is smj? am i lame for not knowing this?

[jackson13]

Vin Diesel. My g/f talks about him non-stop and thinks xXx is the best movie ever because "he's all shirtless and muscular in it more than his other films". If she wasnt the most beautiful girl I've ever seen...I dunno how i'd be able to tolerate it.

[Mad Maggot]

and who is smj? am i lame for not knowing this? [/B]


ooooopsie, I ment SMG - Sarah Michelle Gellar :rolleyes:

[Dude]

Actually, "kudos" to Chris Klien... still fucking hate his acting though. :D

Apparently he is the only one smart enough NOT to reprise his role for a third helping of American Pie. The first was just "okay" 7/10... the second one licked Ardvark balls.

I'd like to slap the fucking shit out of that "fag-mo" David Spade (no offense to fag-mo's) :D

I've read SEVERAL times that when the hollywood tour bus drives past his house, he makes it a HABIT of coming out of his home and giving the finger to everyone.... CHILDREN included. The few times I've seen him on talk shows, he comes across as a CRETIN... yeah, I'd like to bitch slap him back to his momma.... :p

[KcMsterpce]

I said it before at least twice, but since we're on the topic:

Ben Affleck

As for the whole Orlando Bloom thing... Am I the only one on this planet who thinks he looks just like Frances the older brother on "Malcolm in the Middle"? Why don't girls swoon over HIM, too then?

Anyways, I digress... I'll stick with Ben Affleck as my #1 choice.

[screamer581]

Originally posted by KcMsterpce

Ben Affleck


I never got why people hated the guy so much, I like Affleck, even though he is married to the J-Lo...now she needs to be slapped!

[Heavenley]

Julia Roberts - Always bugs the hell out of me , she just looks so smug. Personally I don't see what the big deal is with her? A very average actress who is being overpaid IMO.

Christina Aguilera - She has a beautiful voice but a horrible image. What is she trying to do to herself? TRASHY!!

[Grebdron]

http://students.washington.edu/pjames/lj/mjnose.gif

[Ren Hoek]

:p :p :p :p :p

Dammit Grebdron, do you wanna kill me??? *lo-fuckin-l*

[Grebdron]

Originally posted by RenHoek
:p :p :p :p :p

Dammit Grebdron, do you wanna kill me??? *lo-fuckin-l*

I try, Ren. I try.

[Nicholas_Kross]

I'd like to put a request in for someone to pop Britney Spears. Is she still claiming to be a virgin?

[quoth_the_raven]

Originally posted by Nicholas_Kross
I'd like to put a request in for someone to pop Britney Spears. Is she still claiming to be a virgin?


i dont know about her getting laid, but i do know that her career is totally fucked. does that sort of count as a sort of humping by proxy for miss spears?

[Nicholas_Kross]

but i thought she was the pop princess and everyone in the entire world loved her so dearly?





....except for me :p

[quoth_the_raven]

and me,

and a hell of a lot of people i know....

still we all hate christina aguilera more lol,.

[BadCoverVersion]

Originally posted by Mad Maggot
Wacko Jacko - for abusing a child firsly and then for everything else

Jesus...that's harsh. I don't want to get into a heated debate regarding the child molestation claims, but no genuine PROOF ever came to light...can we leave him be???


Okay, my choice for the moment (I've just started singing "Smack my bitch up" for some strange reason ;))...

http://www.rock-n-reel.com/Images/Features/10a/G307923970956.jpg

SOMEBODY give the poor skinny bitch a PIE for the love of god!!! What was that speech all about btw...Catherine and her bliss, and the shit about Paul McCartney and her bro'...I haven't a clue. I don't usually dislike Ms Zellweger, but since seeing "Chicago" she is really beginning to irritate me. I despise show-tunes...It's official!!!

[Nicholas_Kross]

Originally posted by quoth_the_raven
still we all hate christina aguilera more lol,.

...but Christina is such a wholesome girl. Why would you hate her?


:p

[freakandgeek]

Originally posted by Mad Maggot
ooooopsie, I ment SMG - Sarah Michelle Gellar :rolleyes:

well, i'd stand in your way so you'd slap me instead...i love her

*teehee*:p

but i think joan rivers needs a huge mother slap. she thinks she is soooo great, and she's the most annoying person on tv. well, she's definately rated as one of the most annoying people on tv.


and it was MY bad, you did say smg...i was wrong when i said smj...maybe i was hoping you didn't mean sarah michelle gellar....i love her

[Dude]

Well,

Being that Michael Jackson has just ADMITTED to SHARING HIS BED with a 13 year old (Interview tonight I believe) He states nothing sexual takes place... that it's the "single most beautiful thing a person can do in the world", is share their bed with someone... yeah, if its your WIFE/HUSBAND.. or little kid who just had a nightmare....

Leave him alone?

I say.... FUCK THAT DELUSIONAL BASTARD!!!!.....


And to his FANS?

.... WAKE THE FUCK UP!!! He's 42 and SHARING his BED with KIDS who ARE NOT HIS OWN!..... He has paid $47 MILLION in HUSH MONEY to ANOTHER! ... and an undisclosed sum BEFORE THAT!

PROOF?

An FBI Agent was REASSIGNED when he REFUSED to keep quiet (because of the $47mil payoff) in regards to him and several other agents and Doctors literally FORCING a kicking and screaming Jackson into stripping him nude... because he refused to comply with a COURT ORDER MANDATING him to a strip search. (Remember the interview JacKson gave of how he was mistreated?) Well, he DIDNT reveal that once they had him HELD DOWN NAKED, pictures were taken of his penis... which MATCHED (by way of mole on his SCROTUM, and illustration of his penis drawn and described by the CHILD) why didnt THAT case go to trial?..... $47 Million, THAT's WHY.
Another PAYOFF to a family (amount undisclosed to this date) occured before THAT. Dont believe what I just stated... that's cool.. if anyone wants the truth, I'm sure its on the internet somewhere... just do the research... I got my info from 2 sources.

1. 20/20 Segment done a few years back.. which corroberrated an in depth expose' with the FBI Agent for Readers Digest just one month before the TV segment.


Because of this newest "revelation" of children sleeping with him.... (only a revelation to morons & fan-ATTICS mind you) an investigation is being called for into Jacksons' relationship with this CHILD.... this shit has been all over the news for the last 2 days.

FUCK MICHAEL JACKSON! :mad:

[quoth_the_raven]

Originally posted by Nicholas_Kross
...but Christina is such a wholesome girl. Why would you hate her?


:p


shes slutty shes skanky....

yeha i think that covers it...

[BadCoverVersion]

Dude...

I really didn't want to get into a debate...you obviously didn't see the programme, therefore I would suggest that you do not BELIEVE everything you happen to read in the newspapers.

To set the record straight...

The child who sleeps in his bed is 12, he stays there with his brother and sister (I'm not suggesting that this is "normal", but the whole affair appeared to be FAR more innocent than the tabloids are suggesting). Jacko stays in the same room...he DOES NOT share a bed with the children, (btw, the children have been given separate rooms...they choose to sleep in the same room as their idol, "it's all one big slumber party"...)

The kids...they were completely NORMAL, they were voluntarily visiting Jackson. The 12 year old boy became friendly with Jackson several years ago when he became ill due to cancer. During the interview he seemed completely at ease and was actually a rather charming young boy...eyebrows were raised when the child started holding Jackson's hand.

I work for the company (Granada) behind the TV programme...the interview will probably be broadcast in the USA in due time...It's all been done in the worst possible taste, but Granada have hit the jackpot of course...'tis open season on Jacko once again. Micheal decided to be interviewed in order to "set the record straight", everything the unfortunate fucker has said has been been misconstrued and manipulated in order to clear the news-stands...It's uncalled for (but who gives a shit)...

The fact is...Jacko severely needs help and PITY. He doesn't need Newspapers printing headlines such as "Jackson admits sleeping with 12 year old boys"!!! I'm afraid that the picture that is being painted (via the tabloids as per usual) is a far cry from the image SEVERAL MILLION people witnessed on Tuesday evening.

A Newspaper poll today...91% say Jackson is not a child-abuser. You can bet your bottom dollar that particular figure would have been a hell of a lot lower last week...but people are beginning to THINK for themselves.

It's perfectly clear to see...Jackson does NOT see the harm in kipping down amongst pre-pubescent boys. He truly doesn't REALISE...and it's sad. I don't believe his intention is to corrupt or interfere with any child, but I am fully aware of how this behaviour COULD damage a young person. It isn't ABNORMAL, but it certainly isn't acceptable within modern society.

I feel genuine pity for Jackson at the moment. Jesus, he has the luxury of VAST wealth and a startling talent to boot...and WHAT does it all amount to at the end of the day??? A SAD LONELY FACIALLY DISFIGURED FREAK-SHOW with a penchance for monkeys and Uri Geller as a "mate". I wouldn't volunteer to swap places with him...not for all the bloody tea in China!!!

PS: The genital malarkey...completely FAKE story apparently. Jackson was stripped naked (he did claim that this ordeal was humiliating), but the identification malarkey is supposed to be bullshit.

PPS: Regarding Jordy Chandler's parents and THAT big fat cheque. How many decent parents would allow their children to be BOUGHT??? Think about it...would YOU prostitute your chid...or would you send the fucker to jail???

PPPS: I'm not a fan...but "Off the Wall" is superb.

[ColinM]

I want to slap Carrottop...repeatedly...with a hammer...

[Hannibal21]

Originally posted by BadCoverVersion


Okay, my choice for the moment (I've just started singing "Smack my bitch up" for some strange reason ;))...

http://www.rock-n-reel.com/Images/Features/10a/G307923970956.jpg

SOMEBODY give the poor skinny bitch a PIE for the love of god!!! What was that speech all about btw...Catherine and her bliss, and the shit about Paul McCartney and her bro'...I haven't a clue. I don't usually dislike Ms Zellweger, but since seeing "Chicago" she is really beginning to irritate me. I despise show-tunes...It's official!!!

Hey, leave my Renee Zellweger alone! :p

But, BCV, I'm surprised that you didn't mention Tom Cruise! Now there's a guy you should slap, with a sledge hammer.

[BadCoverVersion]

Originally posted by Hannibal21
Hey, leave my Renee Zellweger alone! :p

But, BCV, I'm surprised that you didn't mention Tom Cruise! Now there's a guy you should slap, with a sledge hammer.

I thought I'd let Tommy off for the day, the poor little tyke does deserve a break every now and again...;)

Renee doesn't usually piss me off, but it's the milky androgynous frame, pale can be very beautiful...but she does not wear it well.

I felt bloody ill watching Chicago, the woman has a concave chest!? What the fuck is that about!?

I also didn't particularly enjoy the movie, so I'm having a strop about it...:(

[Dude]

Fact: A VERIFIED FBI AGENT stated this story on 20/20, and was interviewed by Readers Digest.

YOU give me "its OBVIOUS" this story is FAKE... its' bullshit...obvious to WHOM? What is your source? Obvious to fans? Obvious to YOU? Have YOU researched ANYTHING, other than what you heard from others... an FBI AGENT holds more credo than what Jackson or his fans, or his friends say.

Fact: $47 MILLION was PAID OUT to HUSH someone up... do you actually think someone who is INNOCENT would part with that kind of cash, just because he's "misunderstoond"??? Only GUILTY people pay that kind of cash to keep damning testimony from making its way into court.... and only delusional people think someones' innocent when they do. Refute fact #1 all ya want... its just as solid as fact #2... there's no escaping THAT ONE. Only those who cared to search for the story in fact #1 would know about it... fact #2 was ALL OVER the WORLD... and I do my BEST whenever Jacko comes up in conversation to let others know about FACT #1.... which by the way.... if YOU were accused of FACT #1, wouldnt YOU file a lawsuit for libel in order to protect your innocence and good name? I WOULD.. INNOCENT PEOPLE would.... but yet Mikey NEVER DID... I wonder why?..... hmmmmmm...... lets see......

And in regards to the sleeping on the floor... yeah, he said that.. but later, he ALSO said he DID get in bed with either that boy or another.

Pity him all ya want. He's a sick fuck who PAID CASH to buy silence from a child who described what his dick and balls look like. :rolleyes:

[Grebdron]

Wasn't he a FIRED FBI agent? Could speak to his credibilty.

I don't have an opinion one way or another, but damn! Fires you up, huh? She doesn't believe all of it, you do. Lighten up. And calling her delusional is very close to personally insulting BCV. You can choose to believe everything printed about MJ, doesn't make it all true.

[Dude]

Hey man.. YOU lighten up!... and please point me to WHERE you came up with your info of this Agent being fired... or are you attempting to MISLEAD and instill DOUBT in those who may think otherwise? SHOW ME the STORY of his TERMINATION and for SPECIFICALLY what REASON(s).. I DARE YA.


People are entitled to opinions.. MY opinion is this:

If ANYONE (whether HERE or ANYWHERE) thinks that when a person shells out $47 MILLION to hush up someone, that they are NOT guilty.. MY OPINION is they are DELUSIONAL.... there's a difference in personally INSULTING someone.

In case you need to know what that is:

If I said "X" , YOU are an ASSHOLE MOTHERFUCKER for buying into the story of XYZ... THAT is INSULTING.. and an ATTACK. In my post I didnt even NAME ANYONE when I stated the DELUSIONAL comment... YOU arrived at that on your own.... once again, for someone who stated they get PAID to post here, I sure hope that doesnt include READING posts, cause once again, you aint earning your paycheck. ; )

You have to know how to argue a point without DIRECTLY attacking someone.. and to know HOW to figure that out... I dont think YOU do... is THAT an attack or a forceful OPINION?

Must be sad to not have "opinions" one way or the other when presented with all sorts of info... whether implied, factual, etc.. at least BCV has the COURAGE to STATE an OPINION, and I respect and admire people who do... no matter how much we disagree... its better than sitting on the sidelines being all "PC" and non judgemental on IMPORTANT issues.. such as possible PEODOPHILIA... but having the nerve to WAIT for others to give THEIR opinions (the BRAVE ONES) and then comment on THEIR opinions instead of the ISSUES AT HAND.... there's a psychological term for that type of individual, it escapes me at the moment.... tell ya what.. provide me with the link for that specific agent who was SUPPOSEDLY fired and I'll get that terminology for ya. ;)

[Grebdron]

You got me.

[BadCoverVersion]

Originally posted by Dude
YOU give me "its OBVIOUS" this story is FAKE... its' bullshit...obvious to WHOM? What is your source? Obvious to fans? Obvious to YOU? Have YOU researched ANYTHING, other than what you heard from others... an FBI AGENT holds more credo than what Jackson or his fans, or his friends say.

I didn't say anything of the sort actually...I merely gave my opinion. My personal take on this issue is based on accounts from Jacko, fans, friends, outsiders...and various other resources (I'm not presuming anything, and I have researched the case in the past, purely out of self-interest). I'm also not trying to suggest that this FBI agent's "account" is not credible, but you appear to be suggesting that his status/profession should automatically convince me...It doesn't I'm afraid.

Jackson could well be guilty when all is said and done, but we mustn’t presume that he is. Harsh statements such as "He abused a child" are not only completely unsubstantiated, they are pretty fucking vile.

Originally posted by Dude
Fact: $47 MILLION was PAID OUT to HUSH someone up... do you actually think someone who is INNOCENT would part with that kind of cash, just because he's "misunderstood"??? Only GUILTY people pay that kind of cash to keep damning testimony from making its way into court.... and only delusional people think someones' innocent when they do. Refute fact #1 all ya want... its just as solid as fact #2... there's no escaping THAT ONE. Only those who cared to search for the story in fact #1 would know about it... fact #2 was ALL OVER the WORLD... and I do my BEST whenever Jacko comes up in conversation to let others know about FACT #1.... which by the way.... if YOU were accused of FACT #1, wouldnt YOU file a lawsuit for libel in order to protect your innocence and good name? I WOULD.. INNOCENT PEOPLE would.... but yet Mikey NEVER DID... I wonder why?..... hmmmmmm...... lets see.......

Hey, if I was in Jackson's position...I too might attempt to buy myself out of a distressing (not to mention career-killing) situation. I very much doubt it, but countless individuals would. He befriended a pre-pubescent boy, he then went on to sleep in the same fucking bed as him, they were practically inseparable...If the case HAD proceeded into a courtroom, the bloke would have been thrown in the slammer quicker than you could say "Who's bad?". As for being in Jordy Chandler's parents position, I would not have allowed my CHILD, my flesh and blood to be BOUGHT...If my son was used, abused and MOLESTED in a despicable manner, no amount of dirty CASH would suffice. Are the local supermarkets stocking innocence, virginity and justice these days? (how melodramatic of me...;)) NOPE, fuck that...I wouldn't allow an ICON to demonstrate his wealth and power in that manner...I wouldn't cash his tainted cheques whilst the vile pervert frolicked around in his ludicrous bloody Neverland ranch "entertaining" the next batch of lucky kiddies!!!

Originally posted by Dude
And in regards to the sleeping on the floor... yeah, he said that.. but later, he ALSO said he DID get in bed with either that boy or another.

You're correct, Michael told Martin Bashir that he had slept in the same bed as Macaulay and Kieren Culkin...and that proves what exactly???

[Dude]

BCV,

It EXACTLY proves he is a sick bastard... whether he did nothing remains to be seen. TRUE, He is entitled to have his day in court if it comes to that.. but in ALL that I said, you can figure I think he IS guilty... however I never said he WAS. I reserve the righ to think he is, you have the right to think otherwise. I feel however you DO think ( I would HOPE) that there is something FOUL and NOT BEAUTIFUL at ALL about an adult who exhibits this behavior. On the $47 Mil thing... I dont buy it.... He KNEW/KNOWS he did something and that something was MUCH MORE than just not wanting himself dragged into court... you are also aware I am sure that photos of children posing NUDE were discovered at the time as well dont you? They werent enganged in sex acts, just nude kiddie posing.... all I say is this.. if it walks like a duck, talks a like duck & quacks like a duck..... its a fucking DUCK. But hey, I respect the fact that you at least HAVE an opinion. :)

Grebdron,

I figured as much.

:o

[quoth_the_raven]

i was reading an article in something the other day about paedophobia.

thats where people are pretty much seeing paedophiles in just about any situation. iits like a new national panic, paedophiles everywhere, even where nothing culpable is going on.

just a thought....

and on the whole i was gonna say what badcoverversion has been saying, but instead as its been put so eloquently, i will just say i think BCV has a better grasp on the realities of this situation.

ouch, i hope that didnt sound like an attack...

[Grebdron]

Dude, whether or not YOU want to think so, directly responding to somebody's post by calling them DELUSIONAL is bordering on INSULTING.

NOTHING has been PROVEN in relation to MICHAEL JACKSON. You can, of course, determine from the EVIDENCE that YOU think he is GUILTY. But somebody preferring to reserve JUDGEMENT is totally acceptable as WELL.

I happen to think he is a sick fuck as well. We ALMOST agree on this one. I just DISAGREE with your tactics in ARGUING.

[Grebdron]

Originally posted by Dude
Hey man.. YOU lighten up!... and please point me to WHERE you came up with your info of this Agent being fired... or are you attempting to MISLEAD and instill DOUBT in those who may think otherwise? SHOW ME the STORY of his TERMINATION and for SPECIFICALLY what REASON(s).. I DARE YA.

I mistakenly thought you had said that in your previous post. After re-reading it, I see you say he was reassigned. Could be the same situation


Must be sad to not have "opinions" one way or the other when presented with all sorts of info... whether implied, factual, etc.. at least BCV has the COURAGE to STATE an OPINION, and I respect and admire people who do... no matter how much we disagree... its better than sitting on the sidelines being all "PC" and non judgemental on IMPORTANT issues.. such as possible PEODOPHILIA... but having the nerve to WAIT for others to give THEIR opinions (the BRAVE ONES) and then comment on THEIR opinions instead of the ISSUES AT HAND.... there's a psychological term for that type of individual, it escapes me at the moment.... tell ya what.. provide me with the link for that specific agent who was SUPPOSEDLY fired and I'll get that terminology for ya. ;)

Oh, I have opinions. I just most often can't be bothered to explain them to people who won't understand. But, once somebody defames a friend, I'll step in and give my two cents.

"PC"? "Non-judgemental"? Me? You obviously know not of what you speak. You don't know me, or what I think. I take it you mean because I lash out at homophobes and racists? If that's PC, then maybe I am. I can't tolerate stupidity or racism. Or intolerance. Yet I'm as intolerant to those people as they are about their "issues". What a dichotomy. I'm a mystery, wrapped in an enigma. A ghost.

Would the term you're looking for be "passive/aggressive"? Not me, either.

[PrettyInPink]

Nice debate!!!!!!!

Im very much inclined to agree with BCV on this one.
I am not(repeat) NOT saying MJ is innocent but as a parent of young children i know there is no way on gods earth any of my kids would stay with any adult as a "sleepover". So first of all i blame the parents for even letting their children be dragged into any of this shite.

And I know without a shadow of a doubt if my kids had ever been touched, molested, any fucking thing done to them thats not clean and above board i would not be bought off for ANY amount of money. There is no price whatsoever on your childs innocence and once some fucker has taken that away you will go out there and KILL. You will not be bought. You will not be silenced. You will make somebody pay.

I watched the MJ documentry and i had always seen the guy as a freak. I think his music is outstanding. But i thought the guy was a freak.

After watching i dont know what i felt. There was a mixture. I was confused. I felt pity, a lot of pity, cause this guy needs help. How can we understand someone who in my opinion doesnt really understand himself.

Anyway MJ didnt stand a chance when accused of molesting that child. He was finished whatever the outcome and after watching him on tv its not hard to see that he uses his money as an escape. An escape from the real world, cause Jacko deffinetly is not in our real world. I think he paid because he was scared and i dont think he had any choice. BUT JORDY CHANDLERS PARENTS DID. And that is the difference. If they knew without a shadow of a doubt there son was telling the truth then they did the wrong fucking thing. And if there is evidence to prove he did it why havnt the police just charged him. Im no legal eagle but surely they can??????

Oh an by the way DUDE i think what really pissed people off was the fact somebody blatently said HE NEEDED A SLAP FOR ABUSING A CHILD".

You dont know and i dont know what the fuck happened so its not the best statement ive ever seen. Know what i mean.

:)

[quoth_the_raven]

just as a point here, isnt this meant to be celebs we wanna smack, and not schmoes who are gonna throttle each other if this carries on?

still agree with bcv though hehehe

[Grebdron]

Originally posted by quoth_the_raven
just as a point here, isnt this meant to be celebs we wanna smack, and not schmoes who are gonna throttle each other if this carries on?

still agree with bcv though hehehe

I'm not gonna throttle anybody.;) As Reigh once attributed to me..."I'm a lover, not a fighter."


***Group hug***

Not.:D

[BadCoverVersion]

Originally posted by quoth_the_raven
still agree with bcv though hehehe

You stick with your Aunty BadCoverVersion sonny...;)

You've got your head screwed on young man...flattery will get you everywhere!!!

[Grebdron]

Originally posted by BadCoverVersion
...flattery will get you everywhere!!!

I luuuurve BCV! What great eyes you have! Is that a new dress? What have you done with your hair? Looks fantastic!

[quoth_the_raven]

Originally posted by Grebdron
I luuuurve BCV! What great eyes you have! Is that a new dress? What have you done with your hair? Looks fantastic!


hey thats no fair i got their first.

although, bcv, i dont think i could call u auntie....

ur way too cute to be one of my aunties :)

(hahaha, u will never defeat me Greb. i am the king of flattery, well maybe crown prince but thats all the same. and definetly less group hugs hehehe)

[Grebdron]

Originally posted by quoth_the_raven
(hahaha, u will never defeat me Greb. i am the king of flattery, well maybe crown prince but thats all the same. and definetly less group hugs hehehe)

I count three flatteries to one. Game over!! Plus, BCV and Pretty in Pink have already invited me over for a whips and chains and whipped cream party on Sat. Neener, neener, neener.;)

[PrettyInPink]

Originally posted by Grebdron I count three flatteries to one. Game over!! Plus, BCV and Pretty in Pink have already invited me over for a whips and chains and whipped cream party on Sat. Neener, neener, neener.

Yes well the invite can be reversed if i dont see some serious fighting over me.

Why should BCV have all the fun.:D

P.S. Dont forget the fruit for sat night, and dont bring no bloody tinned stuff.:p

[Grebdron]

I'll fight for you! I will! As long as you two will fight over me.

I'm partial to Passion Fruit myself. And it's nice and messy.

[quoth_the_raven]

Originally posted by Grebdron
I count three flatteries to one. Game over!! Plus, BCV and Pretty in Pink have already invited me over for a whips and chains and whipped cream party on Sat. Neener, neener, neener.;)


u know greb, its probably best if u do take them. as lovely as bcv is and as much as i cannot resist her, i am taken by a rather lovely young welsh lady. who would not appreciate me going for another woman. and who has the mystical ability to turn into the predator should i get over friendly with another lady.

so greb, man, u have my blessing.

have fun u crazy, love-struck fool.

peace.

[Michael_myers]

Adam Sandler
Winona Ryder
Olivia Newton John
Nancy Allen
Mary kate and Ashley Olsen
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Freddie Pinze Junior
Anne Heche
Natalie Portman
Tea Leoni
Kevin Costner

[BadCoverVersion]

I fight for no man...

*Cue PrettyInPink chiming in with "Kick him to the curb girlfriend etc etc*

Quoth, you are a TRUE gent my boy (and it's AUNTY I tell you)...and yes, I am undeniably cute (It can be a real thorn in the side being THIS beautiful...:()

http://www.fugly.net/g9/1833.jpg

Greb, I'll be having words with you, make sure you bring some novelty-sized vegetables with you (for the nibbles of course, no fucking funny business), Oh...I am practically drooling in anticipation...

Actually, I drool all the time...

[quoth_the_raven]

a true gent...why thank u auntie bad.

i will try to keep on striving to meet ur high criteria.

but as a true gentleman, i will fetch a bucket for u to drool into :)

[Grebdron]

Originally posted by BadCoverVersion
Actually, I drool all the time...

I've seen you drool. It's quite becoming!

[quoth_the_raven]

Originally posted by Grebdron
I've seen you drool. It's quite becoming!


wow the compliments are getting pretty bizarre now....

i dont think i could have thought of that one...

[BadCoverVersion]

I think I may have just pissed myself laughing...actually, that could be yet more drool...:confused:

Okay, I think we're straying off the original topic (just a tad)...

I would like to bitch-slap this little fucker...

http://wsp3.wspice.com/~bsawyer/imagemills/celeb/tom-cruise.jpg

YOU GUESSED IT!!! It's only little Tom in his younger years,BOY OH BOY...aint he cute as a button!!!

[Grebdron]

Okay, back on topic.:(

I'd love to go a round or two with this wanker.

http://www.5in9.com/graphics/john_travolta_p3.jpg

[BadCoverVersion]

Originally posted by Grebdron
Okay, back on topic.:(

I'd love to go a round or two with this wanker.

http://www.5in9.com/graphics/john_travolta_p3.jpg

Noooooooooooo, PrettyInPink has buggered off to bed...She luuuurves Johnny-boy...

She will have your bollocks on a skewer tomorrow Grebby!!!

I wish you luck matey ;)

[Grebdron]

Methinks it would take but a minute to slap this bugger down.

Plus, I'm jealous. BCV loves him more than me.:(

http://www.bothsidesnow.co.uk/bothsides2001/gallery/autumn/jarvis7.jpg

[Annie Hall]

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0204946/bio3.jpg

Is that not the most frightening thing you've ever seen?! I didn't think human beings could be that scary. That pale look does not suit her in her "old age", the expression that she always wears when she is "upset", and her head looks as though it could fall of her neck at any minute!

I'd like to slap this little "actress" silly.

[Annie Hall]

Originally posted by Grebdron
Methinks it would take but a minute to slap this bugger down.

Plus, I'm jealous. BCV loves him more than me.:(

http://www.bothsidesnow.co.uk/bothsides2001/gallery/autumn/jarvis7.jpg


Oooh, I quote the VERY annoying Tootie "oooo, there's gonna be trouuubuuuuule." ;)

[BadCoverVersion]

Originally posted by Grebdron
Methinks it would take but a minute to slap this bugger down.

Plus, I'm jealous. BCV loves him more than me.:(

http://www.bothsidesnow.co.uk/bothsides2001/gallery/autumn/jarvis7.jpg

DROOOOOOOOOOOL!!!

Yes, I do drool a lot...but this is lusty saliva...:o

[BadCoverVersion]

Slap JC and you're MINE Greb, I'll have you....fucking HAVE you mate...I'll set me dad on ya, me boyz on ya, me big hairy dog an ya...

I'll leather you boy, cane you till you're begging for mercy (no eroticism intended), I can be rather feisty when I get the urge...Oh you will be crying out (bitch with a skinned knee), you won't know what has HIT you foo'....I can get eeeeeeeevil on your arse (as in the fru-its of the devil), I have weapons...I have shit. Have you ever weeped like a newborn baby...Ever felt...like....OKAY OKAY I'm getting over-excited, I should take a chill-pill...

Hmmm, I feel rather shaken...I need a fag pronto!!!!

[Hannibal21]

Originally posted by BadCoverVersion
I think I may have just pissed myself laughing...actually, that could be yet more drool...:confused:

Okay, I think we're straying off the original topic (just a tad)...

I would like to bitch-slap this little fucker...

http://wsp3.wspice.com/~bsawyer/imagemills/celeb/tom-cruise.jpg

YOU GUESSED IT!!! It's only little Tom in his younger years,BOY OH BOY...aint he cute as a button!!!

Ok, I knew Tom Cruise was ugly but THAT ugly?

***VOMIT***

Ugh, that's the second time I barfed today.

[C-Desecration-]

Why is everyone so angry at people they've never met? Sheesh...


*ahem*, James Cameron can eat my fist any day. Sure he's a good director, but the man has a seriously HUGE ego (like most people in showbiz)
What's up with trashing SMG, though?
I dig Buffy (amazing show), and all I know for sure is that SMG is a pretty damn good (and hot) actress.
Why do people hate old Affleck too much? Anybody whose friends with Kevin Smith is cool in my book. Also, Tom Cruise?! He's great!

But James Cameron...grr...argh...

[Grebdron]

Originally posted by BadCoverVersion
Slap JC and you're MINE Greb, I'll have you....fucking HAVE you mate...I'll set me dad on ya, me boyz on ya, me big hairy dog an ya...

I'll leather you boy, cane you till you're begging for mercy (no eroticism intended), I can be rather feisty when I get the urge...Oh you will be crying out (bitch with a skinned knee), you won't know what has HIT you foo'....I can get eeeeeeeevil on your arse (as in the fru-its of the devil), I have weapons...I have shit. Have you ever weeped like a newborn baby...Ever felt...like....OKAY OKAY I'm getting over-excited, I should take a chill-pill...

Hmmm, I feel rather shaken...I need a fag pronto!!!!


EASY, love! I'm just having a laugh...ahh, who am I kidding. I'd slap his pussy ass silly!;)

[KevinthePRF]

Britney Spears, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Christina Aguilera, Jennifer Lopez.....

.....wait, are we talking about in the face? I'm going to have to revise my list.

[PrettyInPink]

Originally Posted by Grebdron I'd love to go a round or two with this wanker.

I dont know if i got this piccy up or not but i dont really give a damn.

How could you, HOW COULD YOU. My baby.

The party is OFF. Understand Grebby, you are gonna be one sorry boy when i lay my hands on you.

Ive just got up, having a mooch around and i find this.
Im gonna have to go and have a lie down. JUST YOU WAIT BOY!!

As for my celeb slapping, mmm, lets think........

MR STEVEN SEAGAL. (I cant get a bloody piccy up, need to go back to be)

I cant stand his films, find him very irratating. And i have heard he is wife beater. Mind you im just saying IVE HEARD so it could be lies. But if it isnt id give the fucker a good run for his money in the domestics. Come on show us what youve got.:D

[quoth_the_raven]

seagal....oh yes he needs a bloody good thumping alright. cant stand anything he did, maybe one exception.

nothing would cheer me more than to see him slapped silly.

[Hannibal21]

Oops, forgot a big one:

CHARLIZE THERON!

Reason? Just to piss Gredbron off. ;)

[Grebdron]

Originally posted by Hannibal21
Oops, forgot a big one:

CHARLIZE THERON!

Reason? Just to piss Gredbron off. ;)


grrr.mumble mumble. grrrrr

Slap her and you'll have to deal w/me. How could anybody not want to munch on this?

http://images.undergrounds.com//media/celebs/233/0213.jpg

[IvyRaine]

I happen to like Hayden. Very much. I like his acting (Life as a House - crappy movie but I thought he was great in it.), I like his voice. I like his face. I think you get the picture. *drool* I might react badly if he were slapped. ;)

As to who I'd like to slap...I'd like to slap J.Lo straight into next week. Completely sick of her - and her needs-a-zip-code-of-it's-own ass!!!!
Also would like to slap Kate Hudson, for no particular reason. She just annoys me.
I think Johnny Depp could use a couple good slaps. That ego needs to be brought back down to size, I think.
Ben Affleck....I'm beginning to think that no amount of slapping would make me feel any better about him.
Jake Gyllenhaal needs a mild slapping, just because.
I'd like to slap some tape over Justin Timberlake's mouth, to shut him the hell up. :eek:
Also, I'd like to slap Calista Flockhart..but she probably wouldn't survive, so I suppose I'll refrain. ;)
That's all I can think of right now, but give me time and I'm sure I'll come up with some more. :p

Grebdon, I'm a straight woman and that pic of Charlize even had me eyeing it appreciatively. She is so lovely. I'm so jealous! :eek:

[Grim H.]

People I want to bitch slap...
That whiny dumbass from Episode II.
Martin Lawrence
Jerry Bruckheimer
Shatner, William Shatner.
Wes Craven
George Lucas (try harder next time)
The Olsen twins
Michael Jackson

More to Come! Many, many more!

[Hannibal21]

Originally posted by Grebdron

How could anybody not want to munch on this?

http://images.undergrounds.com//media/celebs/233/0213.jpg

Yummy! Yummy! Yummy! :p

[Hannibal21]

Originally posted by IvyRaine

I think Johnny Depp could use a couple good slaps. That ego needs to be brought back down to size, I think.

Jake Gyllenhaal needs a mild slapping, just because.


If you weren't a girl, I'd probably have to kill ya. ;) Both Johnny D and Jakie are my inspirations.

[IvyRaine]

Hannibal, is it any consolation that I do think Mr. Depp is one of the most attractive men in the business? ;)
And the kind of slaps I would like to bestow upon Mr. Gyllenhaal would be entirely pleasant slaps. ;)

:p

[Tom Samborski]

Jennifer Lopez
Joan Rivers
Charlton Heston
Michael Jackson

[Razorblade Smile]

Originally posted by Grebdron
http://students.washington.edu/pjames/lj/mjnose.gif

Grebdron's my hero.

[Grebdron]

Originally posted by Razorblade Smile
Grebdron's my hero.

Aww, shucks. I'm just a workaday fellow. Nobody's hero. But thanks.***sniff, sniff***

[ilovemovies]

Originally posted by freakandgeek
joan rivers, chris klein, katie holmes, kim basinger and kevin costner...

and what is sooo bad about the american pie cast? alyson hannigan is the shit:cool:


and who is smj? am i lame for not knowing this?


You'll have to kill me first before you lay your hands on my dreamgirl the lovely Ms. Holmes

[Milhouse]

This is easy

Rosie O Donnel(I liked her old stand up she was funny but when she got a talk show and kids she became a hypocrite) which leads me to...
Madonna, Ok you sell yourelf as a slut have a couple of kids and become an expert on morals motherhood etc, plus what you did to "American Pie" well thats enough for a whuuping
Kathy Lee Gifford, that south park episode explains my hate for hear nuff said
Any Cast member of Will N Grace cept that chick with the big knockers(ok getet it everyone is gay but the best way to be equal is too stop talking about how different, unique or diverse you are get it)
Any Women Comedian who complains about men but cant handle men talking about women, plus any BET channel Comedian who can meke fun of white people but god save us lest any white guy comedian makes a racial joke. PPL are too politically correct when it suits them case in point the best racial jokes I have heard have come from mintotiies and the best gay jokes have come from the homos and lesbos I know. Lets all get over it have a laugh and be friends and make fun of our slight differences not get offended by them ok
Celine Dion...The femalke Karaoke twin to Michael Bolton(just call me mike remember Office Space lol)
Any Celeb sports or enterteinment wise who has become born again, fuck off already I repsect others religion even born agains(I have a few friends who are) but the morality bandwagins you get on well better to shut up considering you became stealing lying,drug abusing, abusing on general any all or the above before you decided that you wanted to go to your version of heaven and the rest of us who werent part of the pack were doomed because we did not choose your lifestyle
Any celeb with oustspoken political views hey I understand everyone is entitled to an opinion but if you feel so passioned about it then run for some kind of office or shut the fuck up dropouts being a celeb doesnt make your 9th grade education suddently smarter then the rest of the world, spen that time coming up with actual solutions unstead of using celb as a platform to vent,'

Oh and nicole kidman, I hate that pale bitches acting.

And that chick Kristin Dunst and Eliza Dushku, even tho someone above wanted to slap her please lemme do a 3 way with them first in thier "Bring it on" cheerleader wear first than you

[vtadave]

Any Celeb sports or enterteinment wise who has become born again, fuck off already

Nice. Way to be tolerant.

[Milhouse]

Originally posted by vtadave
Nice. Way to be tolerant.

I am not tolerant nor am I PC but if you are self proclaimed as such yourself you should have continued the quote that you made of what I said where it continues.

Better yet I will do it for you.

[Milhouse]

[i]
Any Celeb sports or enterteinment wise who has become born again, fuck off already I repsect others religion even born agains(I have a few friends who are) but the morality bandwagins you get on well better to shut up considering you became stealing lying,drug abusing, abusing on general any all or the above before you decided that you wanted to go to your version of heaven and the rest of us who werent part of the pack were doomed because we did not choose your lifestyle
[/B]


Here you go vdave. If your gonna call me intolerant and quote me as such, at least put down the whole damn quote instead of taking the part that wins your argument. I am sure you have a great future at CNN.

[Tagia_Romero]

Britney Spears: She found Cannes "so weird" and the fac that she arrived 7 hours late to a recording with on of the top recorders in America... that is just a stupid thing to do.

Jennifer Lopez "I found a new respect for maids in hotels because they leave mints underneath the pillows!". Methinks she eats retard sandwiches.

[The Shootin Surgeon]

Originally posted by Grebdron
grrr.mumble mumble. grrrrr

Slap her and you'll have to deal w/me. How could anybody not want to munch on this?

http://images.undergrounds.com//media/celebs/233/0213.jpg

Slap her? nah... I'd much rather spank her... she's been a bad, bad girl...;)

[nebbit]

Love to slap

Jenifer lopez
Pamela Anderson
Angeline Jollie
Billy Bob Thorton
Adam Sandler

And all the old actors and Rockers with women old enough to be their daughters yuck:eek:

[freakandgeek]

Originally posted by ilovemovies
You'll have to kill me first before you lay your hands on my dreamgirl the lovely Ms. Holmes


i jsut hate her acting...she could be the nicest person, but i'd like to slap some acting talen into her

[freakandgeek]

oh, i must add someone to the list.....and i think this one is the main one i'd like to beat down....every time i hear her talk, i want to rip my ears off. every time i see her picture, i want to tear my eyes out...and every time i hear her sing, i want to jump out of a window.

avril lavigne

[Hannibal21]

Originally posted by freakandgeek
oh, i must add someone to the list.....and i think this one is the main one i'd like to beat down....every time i hear her talk, i want to rip my ears off. every time i see her picture, i want to tear my eyes out...and every time i hear her sing, i want to jump out of a window.

avril lavigne

Oh definitely Avril. She's a washed up ugly, fucking no talent brainless whore who's just as bad as that cunt Britney Speats.

[Indiana Sev]

Originally posted by Hannibal21
Oh definitely Avril. She's a washed up ugly, fucking no talent brainless whore who's just as bad as that cunt Britney Speats.

Jesus Christ, what the f**k was in your coffee this morning?;)

[The Shootin Surgeon]

Originally posted by Hannibal21
Oh definitely Avril. She's a washed up ugly, fucking no talent brainless whore who's just as bad as that cunt Britney Speats.

MuchMusic up in Canada has this show in which the winner gets to spend an entire day with the star of their choice. ANyhow, some girl won a day with Avril Lavign and I must say I was quite impressed.

She went out of her way to make the awestruck teenager feel good and made sure the whole day was all about the kid rather than grab the spotlight for herself. The poor girl couldn't say enough good things about her ad neither could I.

Avril Lavigne: One Class Act.