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Dr. Giggles
02-05-2003, 07:06 PM
I was being sarcastic in the subject header. Has anyone had the extreme displeasure of seeing this? As I recall, the lead "actress" was a Penthouse model of the year in 87 or 88. I read it on the back of the box, so I'm like awesome, maybe we'll get some nudity and a few good kills. As I recall, I got none of the above. This is so cheesy that it cannot even be enjoyed on a so cheesy it's good level. The plot is basically okay there's this guy everyone thought was dead living in an abandoned mental asylum, so for some unknown reason, these people go there to have a picnic in the field in front of this place. Low and behold, someone suggests they go inside and mayhem ensues or not.. Terrible I tell you, terrible!

DWhots
02-05-2003, 11:30 PM
Man, I saw this movie years ago, I read about it in Fango and thought it sounded cool. Boy was I wrong. There was hardly any gore, most of it was in the day time. The acting was bad. Ahhhhh, what a bad movie.

It was directed by the guy who wrote Ticks and the cheesy Ghost in the Machine.