If you were to send your favorite/least favorite actor/actress valentine gifts...

[Hannibal21]

What would you send them?

Favorite:
Nicole Kidman - A box of chocolates, flowers, a card telling her how much I love her, a puppy dog, teddy bear, etc. God, I need some help here people! What should I send to my darling Nicole? :D

Least favorite:
Tom Green - A time bomb

[Annie Hall]

Ewan McGregor:

Chocolates, flowers, gift certificates to his favorite stores, a beautiful card telling him how much I love him, presents for his kids, a manatee (I think they're really cute), and my phone number. ;)

Kirsten Dunst:

...some food so that she looks a bit more, well, ALIVE...and acting lessons.

[BadCoverVersion]

Ewan McGregor

-Lindt Pralinés Du Confiseur (The FINEST choccy's ever)
-Oasis/She's Electric CD (HIS favourite band, MY favourite song)
-London Underground ashtray (I've got a HUGE one...a welcome prezzie for any smoker)
-School Uniform & Polaroid Joycam (I'm lavishing gifts here, a favour would be nice)
-Cactus (Their life-span ranges between 50 to 200 years, the plant will be a symbol of my ongoing love...hopefully WE will snuff it before the cactus, otherwise the gesture is pants)
-Ipod (I'm flashy...and I'll fill the little bugger with ballads beforehand)
-Pop Boutique brown corduroy flares (They really are special, believe me)
-Beaujolais (Cheap plonk...but it does the job)
-Kerplunk (To while away the lonely hours hanging about film-sets)
-Andy Stewart Sings The Songs of Robert Burns (It's Scottish, It's Poetry...It says "I'm DEEP")

[BadCoverVersion]

Tom Cruise - Tweezers

[JCLC11]

Originally posted by BadCoverVersion
Tom Cruise - Tweezers

LMFAO!!!

Let's see . . . I don't exactly have an actor to call my favorite but my most recent "crush" is Josh Lucas . . .

- The usual (Card, chocolates, flowers)
- Me . . . ;)

Josh would, in turn, give me . . .

- A happy marriage
- 3 beautiful children
- The perfect life

lol . . . If only it were that simple . . . :rolleyes:

[Michael_myers]

Favorite:
Lindsay Lohan: the usual. A good time, chocolate, crapcetera.

Least favorite:

The Olsen Twins: a gun powerful enough to kill two people and a card giving them instrucions how to fire. They're braindead, right? they wont know the differance

Jessica Biel: chocolate covered live cockroaches

Babara Streisand: a sound activated bomb. :D

[Ren Hoek]

Fav:
Thora Birch would get lots of roses and sweets... and myself ;)

Least fav:
Lara Flynn Boyle - chocolate, a cake, a 'romantic' dinner ...something to eat for that anorexic lady :mad:

[urbanlegend23]

FAV:

Sarah Michelle Gellar - A Freddie Prinze Jr. eating plant, and a business class plane ticket to New Zealand, beautiful chocolates I made by myself, and the most expensive card in the world for the most far out chick in the galaxy.


Did I just say that? I suddenly have this vision of me joining the Brady Bunch.


LEAST FAVE:

Barbara Streisand - Plastic surgery removal kit. Oh, and a real nose.

[Hannibal21]

Originally posted by BadCoverVersion
Ewan McGregor

-Lindt Pralinés Du Confiseur (The FINEST choccy's ever)
-Oasis/She's Electric CD (HIS favourite band, MY favourite song)
-London Underground ashtray (I've got a HUGE one...a welcome prezzie for any smoker)
-School Uniform & Polaroid Joycam (I'm lavishing gifts here, a favour would be nice)
-Cactus (Their life-span ranges between 50 to 200 years, the plant will be a symbol of my ongoing love...hopefully WE will snuff it before the cactus, otherwise the gesture is pants)
-Ipod (I'm flashy...and I'll fill the little bugger with ballads beforehand)
-Pop Boutique brown corduroy flares (They really are special, believe me)
-Beaujolais (Cheap plonk...but it does the job)
-Kerplunk (To while away the lonely hours hanging about film-sets)
-Andy Stewart Sings The Songs of Robert Burns (It's Scottish, It's Poetry...It says "I'm DEEP")

I don't know who's in love with Ewan more, you or Annie Hall. ;)

[BakeTheMooCow]

Nicole Kidman - a tanning bed
Robin Williams - a tranquilizer gun
Britney Spears - a copy of her own CD and a rope

[Scarface98.9]

Jennifer Lopez-A fresh pack of divorce papers, so she won't have to take time out of her busy schedule to drive down and get them for the inevitable divorce with Afflect.

George Lucas-A bag of crap in a flaming bag.

Frankie Muniz-Some Noxemma for his eventual start of puberty, when he starts to become an acne farm.

Eddie Murphy-A comedy tape of him to remind him he can do better.

Chris Kattan-A set of business papers declaring him bankrupt.

[bondish]

Originally posted by BakeTheMooCow
Nicole Kidman - a tanning bed
Robin Williams - a tranquilizer gun
Britney Spears - a copy of her own CD and a rope

Very funny... I agree with you about Nicole Kidman and Britney Spears.

[Mad Maggot]

fav.:

Diane Lane - 17 red roses, a card with a poem telling that I like her and invitation for a dinner :rolleyes:

Melora Walters - 7 white roses, box of candies and small presents for her kids

Brad Pitt - well.... chips, nuts or something like that - this guy likes to chew!

also I might send cards to Kim Basinger, Sharon Stone, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Julianne Moore, Liz Hurley, Ed Norton, Jude Law :D


least fav.:
SMG - a frograin!

[Bullet Tooth Tony]

Natalie Portman

I'd just give her my phone number.

[Moviefan1234]

Originally posted by Annie Hall


Kirsten Dunst:

...some food so that she looks a bit more, well, ALIVE...and acting lessons.

That was a bit harsh. :D

Be kind to my future wife. ;)

[Hannibal21]

Originally posted by BakeTheMooCow
Nicole Kidman - a tanning bed


Be kind to MY wife. We're married, ya know. ;)

[FeydRautha]

Most Fav:

Vince Vaughn - Me wearing nothing but a big, red ribbon ;)

Brad Dourif - a new didgeridoo decorated with hearts.

Russell Crowe - a case of Victoria Bitter (his favourite beer), a card, a copy of JoBlo's book.

Least Fav:

Adam Sandler - a bag to put over his head, a pair of scissors to cut up his SAG membership card with.

Robbie Williams - a sock to stuff in his mouth.

Courtney Love - a sound beating with a baseball bat.

[Hannibal21]

Originally posted by FeydRautha
Most Fav:
Brad Dourif - a new didgeridoo decorated with hearts.



I'd like to send Mr. Dourif a Chucky doll.

[Annie Hall]

Originally posted by Hannibal21
I don't know who's in love with Ewan more, you or Annie Hall. ;)

Oooh, don't let's go there! That could get scary. :D

[BadCoverVersion]

Originally posted by Annie Hall
Oooh, don't let's go there! That could get scary. :D

Yep, It could get a bit messy...and I consider Annie to be one of THE coolest schmoes (I'm such a bloody arse-kisser)...;)

PS: Definitely ME. It's just a mere girly crush with Ms Hall, my enduring devotion for McGregor is the real deal kids...HONEST!!!

[Annie Hall]

Originally posted by BadCoverVersion
Yep, It could get a bit messy...and I consider Annie to be one of THE coolest schmoes (I'm such a bloody arse-kisser)...;)

PS: Definitely ME. It's just a mere girly crush with Ms Hall, my enduring devotion for McGregor is the real deal kids...HONEST!!!

Oh, if it weren't for the compliments showered upon me before that post script, I believe I'd be quite mad! ;)

But, while we're discussing it....BCV's love for Mr. McGregor is shared with one Jarvis Cocker, while mine is fully and completely devoted to Ewan.

Ugh, this is out of character for me...I must go back to being cynical and un-romantic....;)

By the way...is Oasis really his favorite band?

[Annie Hall]

Originally posted by Moviefan1234
That was a bit harsh. :D

Be kind to my future wife. ;)

What? I thought acting lessons would help! ;)

[Moviefan1234]

Originally posted by Annie Hall
What? I thought acting lessons would help! ;)

She's a fine actress as is! :) Don't make me start some Mr. McGregor bashing. ;)

[Moviefan1234]

Originally posted by BadCoverVersion
Tom Cruise - Tweezers

Ouch! That just ain't right!

[BadCoverVersion]

Originally posted by Annie Hall
Oh, if it weren't for the compliments showered upon me before that post script, I believe I'd be quite mad! ;)

But, while we're discussing it....BCV's love for Mr. McGregor is shared with one Jarvis Cocker, while mine is fully and completely devoted to Ewan.

Ugh, this is out of character for me...I must go back to being cynical and un-romantic....;)

By the way...is Oasis really his favorite band?

Oh dear, very true. If McGregor and Cocker were at opposite ends of the street I would be well and truly fucked (hopefully ;))...Never mind, YOU WIN Annie, you are hopelessy devoted to one gent. I am just being greedy!!!

Yep, he luuurves Oasis. He was actually STARSTRUCK when he met the idiotic pair...He hums a couple of Oasis tunes during "A Life Less Ordinary" if I remember correctly.

I dunno, there's no accounting for taste:confused: !!!

[BadCoverVersion]

Originally posted by Moviefan1234
Ouch! That just ain't right!

He needs a good ol' pluck...I'm just being honest mate!!!

[Annie Hall]

Originally posted by Moviefan1234
She's a fine actress as is! :) Don't make me start some Mr. McGregor bashing. ;)

Ok. I'll clam up for the time being. The prospect of bashing an unbashable actor is just too painful. ;)

[Annie Hall]

Originally posted by BadCoverVersion
Yep, he luuurves Oasis. He was actually STARSTRUCK when he met the idiotic pair...He hums a couple of Oasis tunes during "A Life Less Ordinary" if I remember correctly.

I dunno, there's no accounting for taste:confused: !!!

Hmm...well, Oasis has some good music, I suppose (Don't look back in Anger, mainly). But, tell me, were the two of them sober enough to realize they were meeting a God in his own time? I sure hope so.

[urbanlegend23]

Originally posted by Mad Maggot

least fav.:
SMG - a frograin!

Grrr...never. insult. sarah. in. front. of me. ;)

Just out of curiosity, what is a frograin?

[Moviefan1234]

Originally posted by Annie Hall
Ok. I'll clam up for the time being. The prospect of bashing an unbashable actor is just too painful. ;)

Found Annie's soft spot. :)

[Mad Maggot]

Originally posted by urbanlegend23
Grrr...never. insult. sarah. in. front. of me. ;)

Just out of curiosity, what is a frograin?


have you ever seen Magnolia? :D

[freakandgeek]

FAVORITES

i'd give sarah michelle gellar a big fat hug cause i think she's the shit! and i'd tell her that too.

i'd give jake gyllenhaal a teddy bear. i hope he'd appreciate it.

i'd give barry pepper a box of sweets, cause he seems so sweet

i'd give robert denrio a hug, but i am npt sure if i'd ever want to let go

LEAST FAVORITES

i'd give katie holmes a clue cause she desperately needs one!

[freakandgeek]

Originally posted by urbanlegend23
Grrr...never. insult. sarah. in. front. of me. ;)


im with you urban!

;)

[Annie Hall]

Originally posted by Moviefan1234
Found Annie's soft spot. :)

You may have, but, like all good Super-villians...I'll disappear for a bit to heal my wounds, and then I shall return stronger and more terrifying than before...:D

[Hannibal21]

Originally posted by freakandgeek

LEAST FAVORITES

i'd give katie holmes a clue cause she desperately needs one!

WORD

[Grebdron]

I'd give Charlize the pleasure of my company.








And some cunnilingus.

[BadCoverVersion]

Originally posted by Grebdron
I'd give Charlize the pleasure of my company.








And some cunnilingus.

What is it I love about you Greb??? ... aaaaah subtlety, that's it!!!

[Tom Samborski]

Favorite: Nicole Kidman- A Heart-Shaped Hot-Tub

Least Favorite: Jennifer Lopez- A letter with the title "Your ass is
too huge for me."