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Nate6
02-10-2003, 05:54 PM
This rather amusing story shows how shallow actors and actresses can be - but does it also show how shallow Hollywood is? Were embarrassing (and admittedly, privacy-invading) wedding pictures really dangerous to her career? (Personally, I'd say no, and while I don't know how mean Hollywood can be, maybe she should calm down). Discuss the big tub of lard otherwise known as Catherine Zeta-Jones! ;)

http://www.eonline.com/
Zeta-Jones' Fat Testimony

by Julie Keller

Hell hath no fury like an actress who looks "large" in her wedding photos.

Indeed, the fat factor seems to be a major component in the ongoing legal beef between Catherine Zeta-Jones and hubby Michael Douglas and Hello! magazine. The very pregnant actress took the stand Monday in London for the couples' lawsuit over unauthorized photographs of their November 2000 wedding and alluded to the unflattering quality of the photographs as a major part of the problem.

"The quality was what every bride would hate to have out there. It was cheap and tacky and everything I didn't want," Zeta-Jones vented about the guerrilla snapshots of their reception.

She was particularly miffed by a photo showing Douglas feeding her cake, saying it made it look like all she does is eat. "I did not want my husband shoving a spoon down my throat to be photographed," she snipped. "It is offensive."

She also said that aside from being embarrassing, the chubby quality of the photos could be detrimental to her acting future, yet another reason for the lawsuit. "It was extremely important for my career that I regain my figure after giving birth to Dylan [the couple's son who was born a few months before the wedding]. I had put a lot of work in at the gym, which I loathe going to. It is all too easy for the film industry to conclude that an actress is past her best," she added.

The Chicago star's courtroom performance is just a small part of the legal onslaught hammered at Hello! by the 33-year-old actress and her 58-year-old husband. The newlyweds had signed an exclusive $1.7 million agreement with OK! magazine to print pictures of the three-ring affair at Manhattan's posh Plaza hotel in front of some 350 guests. She said they decided to sell the photos in the first place because "after living in a world where many people are very interested in what we do and how we live, [it would] quash the intensity of people stealing and being voyeuristic in a very private situation."

But Hello! somehow managed to scoop its rival, publishing poorer quality shots three days before OK! and royally irritating the Tinseltown glamour couple.

"This was going to be an overall look into the life of us...in a classy way," Zeta-Jones told the High Court of London. "We wanted to show the world a little slice of that...in our control, without us becoming a media circus."

The Hello! photos most certainly did not fit that bill, she said. Aside from the whole fat problem, Zeta-Jones' cool and collected 90-minute testimony revealed several other problems with the photos, including invasion of privacy, and said she is determined to make an example of the intrusive tabloid, regardless of the cost.

"There are so many different things that I wanted to keep secret. There are certain moments of emotion, certain moments of embrace," she said, drawing appreciative laughs from the courtroom when she added, "There is embracing, and there is embracing."

Douglas added his two cents to the mix by saying it seemed like the unauthorized photos were a ploy by the magazine to punish the couple for not selling the official wedding shots to them. "We believed Hello! was exacting revenge on us because we had decided to provide the rights to publish photographs of our wedding to their competitor," he told the court in his testimony Monday. "The whole thing felt spiteful."

Zeta-Jones also said the $1.6 million they banked for the authorized shots is chump change to the couple and should not be considered a factor in the case. "I get well compensated in my job and my husband has had a long career, financially successful, and it is a lot of money maybe to a lot of people in this room, but it is not that much for us," she said.

If Zeta-Jones and Douglas get their way, the magazine and its minions will have to cough up $815,000 for loss of income, stress and damage to couple's careers because of the poor quality of the shots. The suit also includes Hola! (the Spanish edition of the magazine), the magazine's owner (Eduardo Sanchez Junco), media consultant Marquesa De Varela and her company (Neneta Overseas Ltd.) and photographer Philip Ramey.

For their part, lawyers for Hello! are defending the photos, claiming in legal documents that the couple forfeited any right to privacy by actively seeking publicity for the event.

Douglas and Zeta-Jones appear to have remained intact, in spite of those big, fat wedding photos.

The actress who could snag her first Oscar nomination Tuesday, for Chicago, is anxiously awaiting the impending birth of the couple's second child, who is due in April. As a duo, the high-profile stars have just inked a deal to reteam with their Traffic producer Laura Bickford and star in Monkeyface, a racetrack heist thriller that will shoot in Miami in September, according to Daily Variety. They will take their first true spin as costars (they appeared in different story arcs in Traffic) as two hustlers trying to cash in on a big-money horse race.

Zeta-Jones will next appear opposite George Clooney in Intolerable Cruelty from the Coen brothers. Douglas can be seen in two films, the ironically titled comedy The Wedding Party and It Runs in the Family with his dad Kirk, mom Diana and son Cameron.

quoth_the_raven
02-10-2003, 06:09 PM
i get suspicious about actresses in witness boxes. being a law student, i gotta wonder how much we can believe the word of someone in a witness box who is a trained actress, whos also out to win the case. thats a personal and very cynical view, and probably totally and utterly inaccurate, and for the record, i think catherine is a great actress and a beautiful woman, but that is my slightly cynical view of it all. id hope i was wrong thoigh :)

idealdiscountdude
02-10-2003, 06:44 PM
Catherine Zeta Jones? Fat? Hell NO!

Busty? Hell Yeah!

She's one of the sexiest actresses working today...curvy, the whole nine yards...

On a side note, the court case is a bit outlandish IMO, but in Hollywood image is everything!

I'd take Catherine, a curvy woman anyday over the very cute but bag of bones Renee Zellwegger....

BorderEevilIII
02-10-2003, 07:39 PM
Fat? Catherine? The Horror!!! Well hopefully this latest edition to the family will be their last. Hubby is no spring chicken anymore....:D

Hannibal21
02-10-2003, 08:44 PM
Catherine Zeta-Jones is an amazingly attractive woman who is 'fit', NOT fat.

flowrchild
02-11-2003, 01:20 AM
Catherine Zeta-Jones is stunningly gorgeous. Please, we should all be so "fat".

Dietrich
02-11-2003, 02:40 AM
Catherine Zeta Jones... Pretty classy..

Grebdron
02-11-2003, 11:36 AM
She ain't phat, she's all that!! (Sorry Jenny Jones)

What a horseshit case. She needs to shut up, and get over herself.

quoth_the_raven
02-11-2003, 11:44 AM
Originally posted by Grebdron
She ain't phat, she's all that!! (Sorry Jenny Jones)

What a horseshit case. She needs to shut up, and get over herself.


hmmm jenny jones...

now thats one export the people of britain will thank u for eternally...

well. possibly...

:D :cool:

FeydRautha
02-11-2003, 11:50 AM
I find it ironic that she's complaining about looking fat in these wedding photos, yet just last week she came out in support of women who gain weight during pregnancy, and is urging pregnant women not to diet while they're expecting or lose the post-baby fat dangerously quickly.

However, I absolutely loathe that cheap rag "Hello!", so I hope she and Douglas stick it to them where it hurts - their profits.

James Logan
02-11-2003, 05:25 PM
If Catherine Zeta-Jones is fat, I'm the Tazmanian devil.

Rob Gordon
02-11-2003, 05:57 PM
So the picture was "unflattering," is that right? It was a picture of her being force-fed cake. It made it look like she eats. But where did the F-word come in? Who said she looked fat?
At any rate she looks hot. Even pregnant, she looks amazing. And so long as she doesn't have a kid in the oven, I can't imagine her ever looking fat.

bob
02-11-2003, 06:40 PM
I have never seen a picture of Catherine Zeta-Jones where she didn't looks sexy.

happy OUT here
02-12-2003, 05:13 AM
Ridiculous! Fat????? She has curves & I applaud her for that.

Nightmare10880
02-12-2003, 06:10 AM
Originally posted by FeydRautha
I find it ironic that she's complaining about looking fat in these wedding photos, yet just last week she came out in support of women who gain weight during pregnancy, and is urging pregnant women not to diet while they're expecting or lose the post-baby fat dangerously quickly.

However, I absolutely loathe that cheap rag "Hello!", so I hope she and Douglas stick it to them where it hurts - their profits.


I find that ironic too, this is one of those things that bothers me about actresses and other female celebs, they'll come out talking about being plus-sized and how they've accepted that they're not"model" thin and how people should learn to except themselves for they are too. Most of the time these messeges are directed towards young women(usually teengers) who are under pressure from society to be thin. And I appauld(sp) those that do this, but sometimes when said famous female celeb loses weight they start to sing a different tune. One example of this that comes to my mind is Carnie Wilson on various VH1 specials she talked about her issues with her weight and how she has come to acept herself, then she goes and has that weight loss surgery(I can't remember the name of it) and starts talking how great it is to be thin. I'm glad that she feels better about herself, but for all of those women that looked up to her as a role model for full figured women, had to have been crushed and some probably felt betrayed.

My feeling about tabloids has changed over the years, when I was younger I enjoyed fliping through, and sometimes when I'm waiting in line at the grocery store I still do, but for the most part just can't stand them.

And finally I agree with most of you guys(and gals) Catherine Zeta-Jone is absolutey, possitivly not fat. She is however in my opinion one of the most glamorous actresses on the face of the planet and deffenitly one of the most talented that we've seen in a long time.

BakeTheMooCow
02-12-2003, 06:14 AM
http://opethfan.netfirms.com/czj.jpg

I'd like to tap that "fat" ass

quoth_the_raven
02-12-2003, 10:05 AM
wow....

that is a very interesting little photo now...:D

Razorblade Smile
02-12-2003, 10:10 AM
The more I read about Catherine Zeta Jones the more similarities I find between her and her character from America's Sweethearts. She really needs to just shut her damn hole.

I would be more sympathetic to her cause if she felt that the tabloid photogs were being intrusive, but that doesn't really seem to be the gist of her cause. She's more bent because the particular photos that were taken were 'unflattering'. She probably wouldn't have any beef with Hello! if they were GOOD pictures. And after an Oscar nomination for Chicago...I REALLY don't think her career is suffering because of it.

I wish I had her problems.

A.J. Hakari
02-12-2003, 06:35 PM
Catherine Zeta-Jones, fat? Yeah, and I think FARGO sucks. ;)

cz1280
02-13-2003, 04:02 AM
she aint fat.. and if she were a little thick hey there is nothing wrong with that... i mean i know mike douglas aint complaining cuz for him is more ""CUSHION for the PUSHIN"" :D

Nate6
02-13-2003, 10:14 AM
So basically you guys think this lawsuit is frivolous and stupid, and that she isn't fat? That's what I think as well.

bob
02-13-2003, 07:22 PM
Well, I haven't seen the pictures, I suppose they could be doctored or something. I can't imagine her not looking good, though.

Damn lucky Michael Douglas.

Bullet Tooth Tony
02-14-2003, 11:18 AM
She needs a reality check. Is this the same woman who used to be the nations sweetheart?

I mean she's sexy and all but let's face it what I've seen she hasn't got much personality.

If they win they should give that cash to charity or something they don't need the money.

James Logan
02-14-2003, 03:01 PM
Originally posted by Nate6
So basically you guys think this lawsuit is frivolous and stupid, and that she isn't fat? That's what I think as well.

Well, Nate, I believe it'd be damn hard to disagree with us. I think the only person in the world who does is our lil Zeta. :D

FeydRautha
02-16-2003, 07:38 AM
Originally posted by Nate6
So basically you guys think this lawsuit is frivolous and stupid, and that she isn't fat? That's what I think as well.

I agree, but I don't think that's why she and Douglas are taking Hello! to court. For the same reason other celebs have sued tabloids in the past, I think it's a cautionary measure...kind of like a really expensive slap on the wrist. If they win this case, it might (I stress might) discourage other gossip rags from taking uninvited, clandestine or stolen pictures of other celebs in future.

I hope they win solely because I hate tabloid rags, who've been the cause of so much grief in the past. And no, I don't think she looked fat in those photos...I don't even think she looked like she was being "force-fed" wedding cake. Granted, that pic looked unflattering because it was snapped on the fly by a spy photographer. Well, what do you expect in those conditions...

Jerk Shapiro
02-16-2003, 03:14 PM
More cushion for the pushin...;)


Not really, Cathy Z, she's not fat at all. She's just...right.

Nate6
02-16-2003, 04:34 PM
Originally posted by FeydRautha
I agree, but I don't think that's why she and Douglas are taking Hello! to court. For the same reason other celebs have sued tabloids in the past, I think it's a cautionary measure...kind of like a really expensive slap on the wrist. If they win this case, it might (I stress might) discourage other gossip rags from taking uninvited, clandestine or stolen pictures of other celebs in future.

Now that I have thought about it, I believe you're exactly correct in their motives. The politics of celebrity are killer, and everything is up for grabs. Tabloids will print whatever they want, but lawsuits will slow down and discourage that process, thus, in that case, a win for the celebrities. However, freedom of the press, however stupid and useless it may be, is an important cornerstone of modern society, even if it is only a bunch of unflattering wedding photos.

James Logan
02-19-2003, 02:11 PM
From www.imdb.com :

Hollywood beauty Catherine Zeta-Jones is furious with her husband Michael Douglas for ruining her image by making her go through with their turbulent court case. The Chicago beauty took the stand at London's High Court last week to testify against celebrity magazine Hello! for publishing unauthorized photographs of their wedding. A pal tells Britain's Closer magazine, "Catherine's image is in tatters and she's blaming Michael for getting her into this mess. The whole thing was a PR disaster and she's come off looking like a mad woman. It's her worst nightmare. Instead of looking sympathetic and abused, she's come across like a spoiled Hollywood brat. Michael dragged Catherine into this lawsuit. She didn't want to go through with it but he insisted. He made a deal with one magazine and was furious that the other managed to beat him. It is more about pride than privacy, but the person who came off worst is Catherine, not Michael. She's the one who had to make the case that her wedding was ruined. This action was supposed to bring them together but instead it's tearing them apart."

Now excuse my cynical reaction here, but...yay! :p C'mon, Zeta, drop the old Mikey and come sleep with me, ok? ;)

quoth_the_raven
02-19-2003, 02:15 PM
ok, i dont normally go for sloppy seconds, but can i borrow her after you logan?


still even more publicsed moaning from the zeta jones camp. its beginning to get on my nerves...

why cant they just quietly enjoy their millions quietly, without us having to know ever last bleeding detail of this saga?

James Logan
02-19-2003, 03:53 PM
Originally posted by quoth_the_raven
ok, i dont normally go for sloppy seconds, but can i borrow her after you logan?


Well, you'd have to wait for a few days until I'm completely done with her, but yeah, after that she's all yours. Or what's left of her, anyways. ;)

quoth_the_raven
02-19-2003, 04:04 PM
Originally posted by James Logan
Well, you'd have to wait for a few days until I'm completely done with her, but yeah, after that she's all yours. Or what's left of her, anyways. ;)


ud be surprised what one man could do with so little ;)

Razorblade Smile
02-19-2003, 04:06 PM
Hmmm. I wonder what critical heart-pounding drama is going to disrupt Catherine's primadonna life next week. Man, send her ass to Jersey. She wouldn't last a week there.

quoth_the_raven
02-19-2003, 04:14 PM
Originally posted by Razorblade Smile
Hmmm. I wonder what critical heart-pounding drama is going to disrupt Catherine's primadonna life next week. Man, send her ass to Jersey. She wouldn't last a week there.


i predict the swimming pool is gonna be out of action and she didnt get the front page on the gossip rags this week...

front page news i am sure u agree.

who knows, if she chips a nail, maybe she can sell that story and exclusive photo rights to the press as well...

Dude
02-19-2003, 11:21 PM
OMG...fucking WW III is just around the corner, and BOTH of these nitwits are crying about fucked up camera angles and who did or didnt look FAT?????

who fucking cares...:o

I like gossip, but not WHINY celeb gossip... these two need to get over it already.

APzombie
02-19-2003, 11:32 PM
Originally posted by James Logan
Now excuse my cynical reaction here, but...yay! :p C'mon, Zeta, drop the old Mikey and come sleep with me, ok? ;)

To quote the great Sean Connery... "Your the man now Dawg!" :D:D:D

Scarface98.9
02-20-2003, 12:25 AM
It becomes a sad time in humanity when this becomes a big deal. So what that some magazine printed pictures of your wedding? There's bigger deals out there.

But then again, I'd still tear Jones's ass up like Hiroshima, but that's just me

Nate6
02-20-2003, 05:42 PM
Hmmm...I still think Catherine should just lighten up and stop letting these stupid photos take control of her life. Jeez, it's time for a chill pill!

By the way, I thought I would merge the above story and reactions about Catherine being mad at Michael into this pre-existing thread, as they are essentially dealing with the same issue.