JoBlo 2054: Do Schmoes Dream Of Electric Grebdron

[Reigh Kaufman]

What will the Schmoes be talking about in the year 2054?

Will we still be bitching about the bastards changing our Comic book heroes outfits to a slightly lesser colour?

Will we ever figure out what Mulholland Drive meant?

Will JoBlo ever marry?

Will BadCoverVersion ever be polite and civil to us?

Will Grebdron finally come out of the closet?

Will Keanu Reeves have an Oscar?

It's the year 2054, people, what the hell are we talking about in the future of JoBlo?

[Scarface98.9]

In 2054:

-ColinM will have 4,500,005 posts.
-We'll yack about "the good ol' days."
-We'll criticize the new generation of Schmoes for paying for Halloween 3609054.
-We'll still be baffled by Mulholland Drive.
-Me and flowrchld will probably be married with little Scarfaces and little flowrchlds grown up with even littler Scarfaces and littler flowrchlds asking us for stories about how the early 2000's were.
-DH1989 will still argue over the merits of Harry Potter.
-Grebdron will still be Grebdron.
-I still won't be able to understand a word BadCoverVersion says.

[Reigh Kaufman]

In the year 2054:

JoBlo will we a head in a a jar a la Futurama, programmed to say in a Stevie Hawkings type voice: Thanks for understanding, Topic closed. Schmoes from the future will misinterpret this and replace the word 'hello' with it.

The Arrow will roundly criticise Cameron Diaz, Jnr for wearing 'to many bloody clothes' after her appearance ina g-string during the re-make of 'Re-Animator'

Grebdron will have quit his job to form a dance troupe known globally as 'The Dream Dream Boys From Dreamland. He lives in a pink hacienda in Miami and slags of Liberace for his 'overt butchness'.

BCV lives as a recluse in a Manchester, which is now the prime location for the worlds supply of jelly-belly's and cigarettes. Her fearsome cry, 'Getooorf my fockin' land' is a spook story parents tell kids if they refuse to say grace at the dinner table.

...More to follow.

[The Claw]

In the year 2054, I will rule over earth. In a flying castle in the clouds. Anyone who doesnt go by my badass rules will face my wrath

[eraserhead_99]

It would be all post-apocalyptic and movies would be a thing of the past and Kurt Russell would be a badass vigilante with an eyepatch, a motorcycle, and whole lotta guns. He'd be the last hope for humanity as we know it. All we would talk about is how Kurt Russell's the man.:p :p :p :p :p :p :) :) :D

[Invincible]

Originally posted by eraserhead_99
All we would talk about is how Kurt Russell's the man.:p :p :p :p :p :p :) :) :D

Haha..Kurt is the man :cool:

[A.J. Hakari]

In 2054, I'll still be the only one here who didn't like CHASING AMY, and my elderly ass will still be kicked for it. :D

[El Bracamonti]

i think that in the year 2054 many great things will have happened. lets just hope that one of those things is that all of us schmoes have a companion in the form a little purple monkey, that will be willing to make strawberry smoothies at the snap of our fingers....:confused: ...hey, a guy can dream :p :p :D

[Scarface98.9]

Originally posted by Adam J. Hakari
In 2054, I'll still be the only one here who didn't like CHASING AMY, and my elderly ass will still be kicked for it. :D
The old Schmoes would still kick your ass, but an elderly Scarface98.9 would come to your aid, both us united in our dislike for that lesbian Kevin Smith movie :D

[Rated R]

In 2054 my minions...er hamsters...and I will overwhelm Hollywood years after I am shunned away for not being "Hollywood" material. You will all rue the day you banished me, RUE DAMN YOU, RUE!!!!!!

[Jason Voorhees]

Of course schmoes will dream of electric Grebdron, but only in day-dreams. We'll be free of him at night :).

In the year 2054: I'll still be making anonymous, threatening phone calls to Reigh's house...at the ripe age of 70.

The Claw's reign of terror will be ended by Asyouwish530 and his devastating wire-fighting skills.

Reigh Kaufman will host the annual Golden Schmoes telegram -- which will have replaced the long since forgotten "Oscars."

Schmoe conventions will also be held annually, and will be attended by all. Older schmoes will get free drinks.

R&J will still have the most eclectic taste in music I've ever seen.

Buck will still be the coolest guy around.:cool:

Countchocula will become the vice president of the U.S.

And...yeah, I'm drained. More later.

[Hannibal21]

In the year 2054, me and Nicole Kidman would still be married and we would have children grown up looking like hotties Naomi Watts, Colin Farrell and Ewan McGregor. ;)

[AxeDamn]

Originally posted by Scarface98.9
The old Schmoes would still kick your ass, but an elderly Scarface98.9 would come to your aid, both us united in our dislike for that lesbian Kevin Smith movie :D

Stick AxeDamn on that list.

In the year 2054, there will be no mroe taboos. In the last 50 years we have seen just about all "taboo" subjects (the ones not spoken about in so-called polite company) become much milder, and vanish. The only ones which remain true (or "almost true") TABOO subjects are paedophilia, incest and cannibalism.

Now, Paedophilia is getting (in the UK at least) lots of media attention, hence while stil an unpleasant subject, it is not "avoided", in the same way that, for example, homosexuality was "avoided" during the 1950s. I mean, totally not talked about. Presumably it will become a crime just like murder or rape, you are found guilty, you are excuted, so it is no longer a TRUE taboo, just like murder isn't.

Incest as a practise will make a comeback, because the human race is heading down (if you hadn't noticed) to the days of the ROMANS, BTW in the year 2054 we will get our entertainment by putting criminals in a pit and making them have a deathmatch for their freedom. Alex Chiu, President of the World Corporation (www.alexchiu.com) will give them a thumbs-up or a thumbs-down, depending on how good he feels.

There will be only one true taboo, therfore, known as the LAST TABOO. This is cannibalism. In the future, the Last Taboo will spread much like narcotics do nowadays, being dealt by shady dues in badalleys. From time to time minor celebrities such as Angus Deayton will be arrested for committing the LAST TABOO at their birthday parties.

You all know this is true.

And Ronaldinho will be preserved in the form of a robot, and will dispense good advice on any subject at the push of a button. He will look a bit like a metal George Clooney.

[Ren Hoek]

In the year 2054 we will all meet in Claw's flying castle, watch Rush Hour XII (starring a CGI Jackie Chan) and Star Trek XXIV: This is DEFINITELY the Final Journey. And then we will start praising - wallowing in nostalgia - the early 21st century when we had really good films such as Maid in Manhattan, The Master of Disguise, Rollerball and xXx.

Oh yeah, and most of you will be dead (except JoBlo's head in a jar, as Reigh said) :D

[blankpage]

In 2054, we will all be the same Schmoes. Babbling on about other people's business. We will still be the same people, except a lot older that is. The board will be ran by some damn dirty apes, and the post under Grebdron ;). The Schmoes will have to form together and stop the evil Grebdron.

[quoth_the_raven]

Originally posted by eraserhead_99
It would be all post-apocalyptic and movies would be a thing of the past and Kurt Russell would be a badass vigilante with an eyepatch, a motorcycle, and whole lotta guns. He'd be the last hope for humanity as we know it. All we would talk about is how Kurt Russell's the man.:p :p :p :p :p :p :) :) :D


in 2054 kurt russell may just be a corpse. so i guess he can still be the man in a zombie stylee.

i will be the wrong side of 70, but that will be fine, as i will have taken over from satan by then. u will all burn!BURN i tell ya! u tired to hold me back, but i will destroy you.

you will all be placed in camps and forced to watch The newer version of Planet of the Apes forever!

muhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahhaa

[APzombie]

In 2054 i will still be praising Alec Guines!

And Steven Spielberg (you heard me) will still be making the best films around...

[Razorblade Smile]

By 2054, mankind will fall and the nations will crumble only to rise once again led by an aggrarian society ruled by horseback riding talking apes.

And people will still be asking whether or not George Lucas plans on making Episodes 7-9.

[Movie Hunter]

in 2054 , i will be 70 something if im still alive and it will be cool to see all the schemoes that are here now stay for all this years together and joblos son runing the site ;)

i will still praise LOTR old triology because the new ones directed by H.Jules Osment will suck .. :)

and i will still BASH harry potter movies which where long forgotten in 2010..

[Romero&Juliet]

SCHMOEVILLE will Finally Happen! I think it'll start by an eastern invasion: The Euro-schmoes piling in a boat and siezing Newfoundland..In Bona drag, no less! With its vast supply of liquor, and rich, fertile lands, this place would be perfect to house all of us.

baddddddness. (http://www.joblo.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=29900&highlight=Schmoeville)

then joblo will fly in from the west and claim this place with a giant flag!

Harry Potter will replace citizen Kane. LOTR will replace Gone With The Wind..

yep.. liv Tyler Vs Vivian Leigh on the best worst forum...

We horror schmoes'll all be bitter and jaded, going over the saaaame topics over and over again. I'll eventually go nuts and kill someone in the middle of a debate over Martin's motivations.. I'll plead insanity due to a crippling morphine addiction and be cleared of all wrongdoing.

Joblo will hook up this realllly gorgeous, Viennese model with only one name.. Something like Moocha, or Beintja.. She'll be a beautiful, servile wife who adores joblo more than her collection of Sonny Chiba movies.. She'd make a meannnn bloody Mary, too.

The Arrow will be worshipped forever, after
Red Hours becomes an international success in 2004. It will spawn mannny remakes, sequals and laaame imitations. Meanwhile, the chief will ride high on his success, indulging in countless affairs with celebs and hip royalty.

~Lindsey, after a long, fruitful career in the international supermodel circuit, will be a star fashion comulmnist for the New York Times

~Countchocula will be fired from his position of Vice President after an over publicesed affair with Katrina MacColl..! They later get married and have twelve kids. all Named after horror celebs.

~THE CLAW will be incarcerated for stalking Martin short.. bizarre rumors will fly about his obscene phonecalls to the Short Estate, where he claimed to have stolen the 412 year old actor's underwear and worn them, while dancing around in a bizarre rite.

[Romero&Juliet]

oh, and for the record I DO dream of an electric Grebdron..

[bob]

In the Year 2054...

I will still be posting here. That's all I know for sure.

[Lindsey]

Originally posted by Romero&Juliet
~Lindsey, after a long, fruitful career in the international supermodel circuit, will be a star fashion comulmnist for the New York Times

Hahaha wow! I'm very impressed. So in the year 2054, I'll be 67. But I know I'll still be a Schmoe forever! :)

[jackson13]

Who the hell is Grebdron??????















:D

[Buck Turgidson]

Lucas will be putting the finishing touches on the original trilogy's DVD release. They will be marketed in a package w/ the original cut of Dune, w/ Lynch adding pixelization over Sting Rautha's flyin' drawers.

[DareDevil]

we'll be seeing episode 48, 49, 51

they'll be at least 15 harry potters

every comic book movie will have been made into franchises even such comics as thanos' own movie

Haily Joel Osment will win a life time achievment



:D :cool: :D

[Gollum]

I will probably be stuck in Creswell Oregon, until I sail off west(or get deported to mars) living under the alias of "Jimmy D. Gent"

;)

[Romero&Juliet]

Originally posted by DareDevil
Haily Joel Osment will win a life time achievment


yeah, but in 2054 the little asshead will only be about twenty-two!

[NuclearMisfit]

What will the Schmoes be talking about in the year 2054?They will be talking about the countless Halloween sequels, Harry Potter graduates from school and finds out that it was all for nothing because you cant really use magic in the real world and years of growing up at Hogwarts has turned him into a 34 year old pedophile, Lucas will transplant his brain into a robot modeled after C3PO to make his countless Star Wars movies, Christina Aguileras porn career begins, so does Britneys and Avrils, The United States disovers that Osama Bin Laden was really Steven Spielburg when he makes sequels to A.I., Pee Wee Herman returns in "Pee Wees adventures in Child Porn", We Discover Michael Jackson was abducted and replaced by a pale white alien and after all of that we will find out Joblo was really Tyler Durden!

Will we still be bitching about the bastards changing our Comic book heroes outfits to a slightly lesser colour? I think the comic movie fad will die out. unfortunately.

Will we ever figure out what Mulholland Drive meant? In the future we find out that it meant nothing just another mindfuck movie

Will JoBlo ever marry? Why would he marry he has his own little harem of women.

Will BadCoverVersion ever be polite and civil to us?Ive never felt any hostility from BCV, I really dig her.

Will Grebdron finally come out of the closet? hes gay!??? I dont care hes cool.

Will Keanu Reeves have an Oscar? yes he will after the 10th Matrix sequel, people will bitch and say "It just doesnt look real anymore"

It's the year 2054, people, what the hell are we talking about in the future of JoBlo? Joblo will command a schmoe army and take over Hollywood, Arrow wins countless awards for his horror movies. Siskel will give a horror movie a good review and a two thumbs up then he will die of popcorn butter poisoning while sitting on the crapper. Hollywood will end its trend of remakes and sequels and come up with more original stuff.

[Jon Lyrik]

In 2054...

I will be a rambling old moviemaker with a shorter temper than Beethoven.

JoBlo will be an old film critic that resembles Roger Ebert with a goatee.

The Arrow in the Head will be looked at by horror fans as The Demi-God of Horror Fanatics.

CollinM will have about 2-3 million posts.

Lord of the Rings will be well-remembered and many new, young schmoes will look at as "kick-ass" and "officially The Wizard of Oz for the 2000s", with very few calling it "too old".

We will all look back at Minority Report and breathe a sigh of relief that nothing like that happened.

Peter Jackson will win a lifetime acheivement award, if he didn't already, and if he's still alive by then.

David Lynch's 108-year old brain will be stored in a robot that will continue to make his films straight from his grey matter.

We will ramble on and on how movies got progressively worse since the 90s-00s, but at least back then we had many mini-classics.

CGI will finally be replaced by MGI (Mind Integrated Images).

Kevin Smith will still be making the most vulgar but funniest films around.

dh1989 will be the only 107-year old on Earth who recalls seeing Harry Potter, after the others have gone senile, or haven't seen it.

Grebdron will be Grebdron, as mentioned before.

Jason 48-Jason in Bambi

[Ren Hoek]

Originally posted by NuclearMisfit
Christina Aguileras porn career begins, so does Britneys and Avrils
That's scary

Originally posted by Jon Lyrik
David Lynch's 108-year old brain will be stored in a robot that will continue to make his films straight from his grey matter.
That's really scary! :eek:

[Weapon X]

Three words:

JOBLO FOR PRESIDENT.

'Nuff said.

[Scarface98.9]

What will the Schmoes be talking about in the year 2054?

We'll be bitter about the moviegoing audience and how they have no taste. They'll replay back by reminding us of the success of Scooby Doo.

Will we still be bitching about the bastards changing our Comic book heroes outfits to a slightly lesser colour?

We won't have anything to bitch to, because by then the franchises will run their course and die. Akiva Golsman will be credited as the writer of each.

Will we ever figure out what Mulholland Drive meant?

No, but we'll still love that one lesbo scene.

Will JoBlo ever marry?

He'll never get married, but he'll make headlines after he breaks up several Hollywood marriages and planting little Blo's into superstars.

Will BadCoverVersion ever be polite and civil to us?

Perhaps, but I still won't be able to understand her.

Will Grebdron finally come out of the closet?

He'll still be him (for better or for worse).

Will Keanu Reeves have an Oscar?

Yes, for his heartbreaking role as Bill in Bill and Ted's Mega Excellent Adventure.

It's the year 2054, people, what the hell are we talking about in the future of JoBlo?

As I said before, me and flowrchld will be married with little Scarface's and little flowrchld's, SLAW will try to kill me because of that, Annie Hall will be the next Jeanine Garofolo, notch will still have some kind've De Niro avatar, Lindsey will win an Oscar for portraying Linda Lovelace in a movie (;)), and Arrow will make horror movies that don't make much money, but will have a cult following equal to Bruce Campbell.

[Reigh Kaufman]

In the year 2054, poor Big Pudge will still not be allowed to come in and play with us.






Poor fellow.

[The Postmaster General]

(putting on white jherri curl wig)

In the year 2054....

We'll have CGI representations of all the schmoes. When you read posts, you actually watch holograms giving monologues, and to post you can stand in front of a web cam and tape yourself then the computer will map out the character like they did with Jar Jar and with Gollum. Like with avatars, you can pick your character.

Grebdron picks a catapillar humping a french fry.

[jackson13]

Caterpillar humping a french fry.....nice Drew Carey reference there. Im pretty confident a lot of people will have no idea what you meant.

[Cyclonus]

The schmoes will take over Hollywood--especially in regards to the horror genre. The ball gets rolling when Arrow finally directs The Red Hours in 2004, paving the way for others from the JoBlo boards to make their own films! :)

[Morgana]

In 2054 Grebdron will be in an old folk's home, and so will I. I will be chasing him in my walker, STILL trying to get him to watch Das Boot after all these years, and he'll STILL be trying to get me to watch The Princess Bride. Good luck, Grebby. ;)

And Reigh Kaufman will be walking the streets of Paris piss-drunk, mumbling: "I do not look like Val Kilmer. I do not look like Val Kilmer. I do NOT look like Val Kilmer!!"

[Lindsey]

Originally posted by Romero&Juliet
yeah, but in 2054 the little asshead will only be about twenty-two!

Actually, he'll be more on lines of 66!!!

[quoth_the_raven]

Originally posted by Lindsey
Actually, he'll be more on lines of 66!!!

lol lol. perfectionist!!!!


still, she is right. her avatar tells me she must be right....

[Cyclonus]

Originally posted by Gollum
I will probably be stuck in Creswell Oregon, until I sail off west(or get deported to mars) living under the alias of "Jimmy D. Gent"

;)

So you're Mr. Gent, aka Ebert? This is what, your third account here?

[The Claw]

I'm gonna have me this cool cyborg body because cyborgs are cool.

[notchreturns]

In the year 2054.... I'll still have those incriminating photos of JoBlo and The Arrow, thus I'll still be a moderator.


:D

[quoth_the_raven]

in 2054 i will have dreams of electric grebdon.


actually i will be having nightmares about the hoard of Cyborg-Grebdon clones pursusing me in their scheme for world domination.

run from him u fools! why do we have Terminator and The matrix. its all greb and his plans for a cybernetic future.


Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun!

[Razorblade Smile]

By 2054 I will have FINALLY figured out what Mulholland Drive is about.
:)

[quoth_the_raven]

Originally posted by Razorblade Smile
By 2054 I will have FINALLY figured out what Mulholland Drive is about.
:)


for some reason i dont believe you....

[Reigh Kaufman]

Tha damn Razorblade Smile - he tells the biggest 'uns I ever heard....


Figured out Mulholland Drive indeed....

[quoth_the_raven]

reigh stop posting similar things to me at the same time lol.!!!!!!


heh, my wry comment still got there first :D :cool:

[Jason Voorhees]

Originally posted by quoth_the_raven
heh, my wry comment still got there first :D :cool:

Two minutes before Reigh's...Which means Reigh's slipping in his old age.

Now's your chance to overtake him as resident "wry guy." Don't hesitate!

:).

[quoth_the_raven]

i have only been here two months.

i thought i had made it already and slipped into his spot while he was away...


funny though, he doesnt look that old in his photo...

or is that cause he is still bathing in the blood of virgins?


"your powers are weak old man"

[Jason Voorhees]

Originally posted by quoth_the_raven
i thought i had made it already and slipped into his spot while he was away...

You did. I was just humoring him. Reigh's gonna be crushed when he finds out...

:).

[quoth_the_raven]

Originally posted by Jason Voorhees
You did. I was just humoring him. Reigh's gonna be crushed when he find out...

:).



metaphorically or literally?

[Jason Voorhees]

Both. Definitely. He's so shook up, he can't even defend himself...

[quoth_the_raven]

Originally posted by Jason Voorhees
Both. Definitely. He's so shook up, he can't even defend himself...

awww, i feel sorry for him. do u think we should let him be wry guy on tuesday, thursdays, and maybe for a few hours on a saturday, maybe half of sunday?

or shall i hog the credit?


id like to thank everyone who made it possible....my hairdresser, my girlfriend, my pet cat, my parents, all the bastards who said id never make it. most importantly id like to thank me for being so amazing...yes its mine....all mine... i did the hard work, and u all rode my coat tails,.....i did it...me.....ME!

[Grebdron]

I came out of the closet when our relationship became public, Reigh. That pic you posted is of me on your lap, oldster.

Let's see, 2054. I'll be long dead, or 86 years young. You will all still want to be me, but will all fail.;) For no one can be this cool, or this gay. Except Reigh. And Quoth.

My minions will be ruling the planet, and Jo will have long since given up the rights to this board to ME!!

I'll ban every one of your sorry asses. Except the girls. Us ladies must stick together.

[Reigh Kaufman]

Me? Slipping in my old age? NEVER! I am the wry guy round these here parts. I'm just breaking quoth in gently is all...


In the year 2054 Jason Vorhees will still be rueing the day he ever thought I was slipping. It's a double helping of wryness for him this week...

Greb. I love ya baby....

[Grebdron]

In case you didn't recognize, Reigh, YOU are one of the girls I'd keep.

[Reigh Kaufman]

Greab, you ol' smoothie. I do declare I am blushing.



















Bitch.

[Gregorious8]

Well in 2054 I'll be 66 staying in an old folks home. Though I will have Helga, my personal big breasted Swedish nurse , who will give me sponge baths by the dozen. Ah only 51 more years :D

[Jon Lyrik]

Me...

I'll be in my mid-60s, probably insane, churning out my 50th movie, living in a gothic mansion endlessly typing on a keyboard, listening to Beethoven, and deflating my ego as slowly as I age.

Just 51 years to go, and I'll be a middle-aged coot with silver-brown hair.

In 2064...
Completely insane.

In 2074...
Senile nut-job that isn't slowing down with age.

In 2084...
Badly aged, senile, bitter, and churning out more movies than ever.

In 2094...
Egoless, bedridden, still making movies.

In 2104...
Very, very old. Scowls all the time. Makes one movie every 2 years.

In 2114...
Frail, sore-voiced, make 1 movie every 5 years, well over 100.

In 2124...
Let's not get carried away.

[Jason Voorhees]

Originally posted by Reigh Kaufman
In the year 2054 Jason Vorhees will still be rueing the day he ever thought I was slipping. It's a double helping of wryness for him this week...

Tell you what...I'll run the Claw out of Greb's basement...then maybe we can make amends.

I mean, it must be annoying having him down there...listening in while you two make... idle chit-chat.

Yeah, a real pain. I'll work on getting rid of him.

:).

[The Claw]

Originally posted by Jason Voorhees
Tell you what...I'll run the Claw out of Greb's basement...then maybe we can make amends.

I mean, it must be annoying having him down there...listening in while you two make... idle chit-chat.

Yeah, a real pain. I'll work on getting rid of him.

:).

You better not. I see all and know all, Jason. Oh yes. I do.

[quoth_the_raven]

Originally posted by Reigh Kaufman
. I'm just breaking quoth in gently is all...



lol....wow... its like a second virginity lol.


i feel like robin to the awesome power of reigh's batman.

teach me everything. gooooooo onnnnn.

please reigh, can i have some more?

heheh.

[The Postmaster General]

Originally posted by jackson13
Caterpillar humping a french fry.....nice Drew Carey reference there. Im pretty confident a lot of people will have no idea what you meant.

Actually I've never seen that episode, but have heard about it. So actually, I should be thanking you for the nice reference. The caterpillar on the fry was something I first saw on a T-shirt. Haha. Also thanks for showing me a better spelling of caterpillar. I keep forgetting that not everything is spelled how I pronounce it. :D

[jackson13]

Ok thats kinda weird. We both meant the same thing, but under different circumstances. I remember "a caterpillar humping a french fry" from an episode of Drew Carey. He had that picture on his desk and a co-worker got offended, somehow, and sued him. It was a pretty funny episode. I didnt know the cartoon actually existed though, I thought it was just something made up for the show. Either way, we both were talking about the same thing.

[SLAW]

Originally posted by Scarface98.9
As I said before, me and flowrchld will be married with little Scarface's and little flowrchld's, SLAW will try to kill me because of that.

You're welcome to visit our house anytime you want, Scarface...that is if you WANT to get your ass kicked. I want you to hit me as hard as you can. Hey, have a good one! :)

[SIREN30]

I will be 79.


And I will have the prerogative, in my old age, to be eccentric and pronounce everything like Greta Garbo.

'I vant to be in Miami'.

'I vant to have a beeg mac'

which, secretly, I've always wanted to do anyway.;)

[Cyclonus]

By the year 2054, I'll be 74 years old. I really can't imagine myself at that age. It's just so hard to comprehend. I have no idea what I'll be like or what I'll be doing. To be honest it's depressing to think of yourself in this way. :(

[Lindsey]

Originally posted by Cyclonus
To be honest it's depressing to think of yourself in this way. :(

Yeah hon, but the year 2054 is a loooong ways away. Don'y worry, everything's going to be okay. :)

[Cyclonus]

Yeah, a half-century is a pretty big chunk of time, at least in human terms. But have you noticed that time goes by a lot faster when you get older?

Ever wonder of you'll make it to a hundred? I had one great-grandparent who made it to 94, and another who reached the ripe old age of 101 I think. There are probably others I don't even remember.

[Grebdron]

Originally posted by Cyclonus
But have you noticed that time goes by a lot faster when you get older?

Ehhhh? What was that? Speak up sonny! It's hard to hear with the time rushing by, making whooshing sounds in my ears.

Being 100 is not so bad. Hell, you can get other people to chew your food for you.

[JoBlo]

Topic closed because it's no longer about movies...or what it ever? :)