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JCLC11
02-28-2003, 11:40 PM
Hmmm . . . Give me a moment to think . . . Maybe someone else has a suggestion?
Annie Hall
02-28-2003, 11:42 PM
A love broken by an iceberg---Titanic
JCLC11
02-28-2003, 11:49 PM
Originally posted by Annie Hall
A love broken by an iceberg---Titanic

lol . . . Good one!!!

I have one - "Heads Up!" - Armageddon or "Save The World. Get The Girl. Pass Math." - Agent Cody Banks

Oh . . . My . . . God!!!
VicVega
02-28-2003, 11:55 PM
"Love Never Dies"- Bram Stoker's Dracula
Weapon X
03-01-2003, 12:33 AM
"The bad will fight for good." - The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

I'm looking forward to it (Connery, baby!) but that tagline stinks.
Tom Samborski
03-01-2003, 12:39 AM
"Rule #1: There are no rules"- Various movies
Invincible
03-01-2003, 01:01 AM
Originally posted by JCLC11
"Save The World. Get The Girl. Pass Math." - Agent Cody Banks


I hate that..that's like the biggest rip off Swordfish which goes..."Log on. Hack in. Go anywhere. Steal everything" (one of my favorite taglines, because it's just sooo....simple!) :cool:
arto_j
03-01-2003, 03:54 AM
"An eye for an eye. Your life for a tooth."

That's the one for Darkness Falls whose suckiness I and Mike marveled over at the dvd forum...Were they serious?
Hannibal21
03-01-2003, 03:59 AM
Originally posted by JCLC11
"Save The World. Get The Girl. Pass Math." - Agent Cody Banks

Oh . . . My . . . God!!!

LOL. Good call! That tagline is just *VOMIT*. :p
Scarface98.9
03-01-2003, 05:48 AM
"Every rat has his day."-Willard
Spider-man III
03-01-2003, 10:17 AM
Originally posted by Annie Hall
A love broken by an iceberg---Titanic
Lmao...unbelieveable!
Rob Gordon
03-01-2003, 01:20 PM
Tommy Lee Jones and Benicio Del Toro's new one, The Hunted:

"Some men must be found."

What the hell is that supposed to mean?!
blankpage
03-01-2003, 01:29 PM
"Nothing is what it seems."- The Recruit(and about 600 other movies)
Jason Voorhees
03-02-2003, 01:34 AM
From Frankenhooker:

"A terrifying tale of sluts and bolts!"

From The Final Program:

"The future is cancelled."

From The Prey:

"It’s not human, and it's got an axe!"


Just some odd B-horror taglines that sprang to mind. Oh, and the aformentioned lines for Darkness Falls and Titanic are terrible.
EBastard
03-02-2003, 06:31 AM
Originally posted by Rob Gordon
Tommy Lee Jones and Benicio Del Toro's new one, The Hunted:

"Some men must be found."

What the hell is that supposed to mean?! Same thing I thought when I saw the poster today.



CAUSE I'M THE KING OF MY WORLD...
Ren Hoek
03-02-2003, 07:36 AM
"She'll Be Back" - Terminator 3 ...that's just ridiculous :p
WriterManX
03-03-2003, 03:02 PM
Citizen Kane:

"It's Terrific!"

Ugh.
Raymond Babbit
03-03-2003, 05:02 PM
I think the tagline for Daredevil was pretty bad.

"Take the ultimate dare!"

From what I remember, the tagline from Spider-man was also pretty bad.

Unless I'm mistaken, the tagline used in the trailers was "Go for the ultimate spin!" or something like that.
Razorblade Smile
03-03-2003, 05:04 PM
Jaws: The Revenge!

This time...It's PERSONAL!


Who knew that sharks carried a grudge?
Invincible
03-03-2003, 05:12 PM
Originally posted by RenHoek
"She'll Be Back" - Terminator 3 ...that's just ridiculous :p

1. Not a tagline
2. Specially shot for trailer only
Ren Hoek
03-03-2003, 05:18 PM
Originally posted by Invincible
1. Not a tagline
2. Specially shot for trailer only
quibbler! ;)
blankpage
03-03-2003, 05:29 PM
Here's another terrible one...

"The story of one father's love that changes a nation."

Evelyn.

Great movie, but man, it really is bad.

Whoo-hoo!

My 2200th post!
MickeyKnox
03-03-2003, 07:01 PM
Originally posted by Scarface98.9
"Every rat has his day."-Willard
Yeah this one is by far the worst tagline for a movie this year!
NumberMSO52
03-04-2003, 05:58 PM
Originally posted by Rob Gordon
Tommy Lee Jones and Benicio Del Toro's new one, The Hunted:

"Some men must be found."

What the hell is that supposed to mean?!

What the fuck? That sounds a little vague, doesn't it?

how about "What imprisons desires of the heart?" from Far from Heaven. Dangerously cheesy.
JCLC11
03-06-2003, 11:41 AM
"One of them is lying. So is the other." - HTLAGI10D

WTF?!?
ColinM
03-06-2003, 03:05 PM
Originally posted by Annie Hall
A love broken by an iceberg---Titanic

Got to agree with Annie here. Horrible tagline to a great (IMHO) movie.
Annie Hall
03-06-2003, 03:29 PM
Originally posted by ColinM
Got to agree with Annie here. Horrible tagline to a great (IMHO) movie.

I agree entirely. Dreadful tagline (as I said before) but great film.
quoth_the_raven
03-06-2003, 03:33 PM
The coast is toast-Volcano


for someone reason when i saw that tagline on the dvd yesterday, i had this overwhelming urge not to buy that movie...
Razorblade Smile
03-06-2003, 04:00 PM
Regarding Chris Rock running for President in Head of State

"The only thing white is the house."
JCLC11
03-07-2003, 04:17 PM
Bump . . . :)
cky_landspeed
03-07-2003, 05:18 PM
Earth Has A Deadline - The Core.
docholiday_13
03-07-2003, 10:06 PM
Out For Justice- "He's a cop in New York. It's a dirty job. But someone has to take out the garbage."
[Durden]
03-23-2003, 11:51 PM
Some Women marry for Money...
Marie paid the price.

From Blood Relations
JCLC11
03-24-2003, 03:58 PM
"She gave the boxing world the one-two punch they never saw coming." - Against The Ropes

:rolleyes: Puh - lease!!! :rolleyes:
JCLC11
03-27-2003, 03:59 PM
"Sea Evil" - Ghost Ship . . . http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/happy/roflmao.gif
Razorblade Smile
08-06-2003, 03:55 PM
Had to resurrect this thread in honor of my NEW all-time favorite worst tagline!

"Sometimes even cops need to dial 911!"

S.W.A.T.

Man, can't you just smell the shittiness emanating from this movie?

:D
stevereno
08-06-2003, 04:18 PM
BACK TO THE FUTURE:

"He was never in time for his classes... He wasn't in time for his dinner... Then one day... he wasn't in his time at all."

"17 year old Marty McFly got home early last night. 30 years early."

Horrible.

SHIVER ME TIMBERS
ze424
08-06-2003, 04:38 PM
They gave him a raw deal...NOBODY gives him a raw deal - Raw Deal
Droog989
08-06-2003, 04:58 PM
Originally posted by JCLC11
"Sea Evil" - Ghost Ship . . . http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/happy/roflmao.gif

Alright, put me down for that one, that's just terrible.
Ren Hoek
08-06-2003, 05:11 PM
Bad Boys - Whatcha gonna do?

...ugh!