View Full Version : Hilarious or embarassing video store stories(screwing up in front of the hot clerk)
03-14-2003, 08:39 PM
Video store stories. I love 'em. Ever had a hilarious experience? I had one a little while ago. Like, today.
Well, the video store has a new really hot employee. She bent over and guess what she was wearing? A THONG BABY! ANd you could see her fucking tight ass. Anywho, I made the slip up of taking a bottle when I shoulda took a can, fucked up and the hottie gave me a wicked smile,. To bad Im 14 and shes about 17. God. She also laughed when I had this frustrated look; what to see? Minority Report, the Ring, or Road to Perdition. Mmmm, what to see? Anyway, I chose Minority Report.
03-14-2003, 08:42 PM
Darn, I wish you had a picture of that thong! :D Anyway, I can honestly say I've never had an embarassing experience at a video store, goes to show how boring I am.
03-15-2003, 06:41 AM
Last summer my good friend and I went to Blockbuster and rented a really shitty STV film called Diary Of A Sex Addict.
Anywho, without my knowledge she took it back about a week late.
A few weeks passed before I went to rent movies from there again. I was at the counter, passed the guy my card and he scanned it and shit. Then he said, you have like 10 dollars in late charges. I was like "uh no!?" and he said very loudly you returned Diary Of A Sex Addict a week late.
Of course there had to be people behind me in line and I heard some snickers. I wasn't embarassed about the movie because firstly, Blockbuster doesn't rent porn and secondly because the film was about a male nymphomaniac and his problem. What was embarassing for me was the fact that the guy said it so loudly so everybody could hear.
The dude was an idiot, IMO most Blockbuster employees that I encounter are a bunch of idiots who have no clue what they are talking about anyways....
03-15-2003, 09:08 AM
It's not really embaressing as such, but it is a video store story.
I used to work in a video store (just for the last year of Uni - don't hate me, I needed the money at the time) and the rule was that we could watch anything we wanted as long as it had the rating 12 or under. Well, sorry, but fuck that - the choices were pretty poor (Coyote Ugly etc). So one night, when it was really quiet, I put on Gangster No1, watched it, no customers came in, I thought 'might as well watch another'. So then I put in 'Requiem For A Dream' and sat down to watch that....
After the film finished, I started to cash up the tills when I heard a crinkling noise...Looking over the counter, two little bastards, around 9 or 10, were sitting cross-legged on the floor, eating a packet of fudge they hadn't paid for. I chased them out - I didn't give a shit about the sweets - and locked the store down, shitting myself they would be forever tarnished by the ol' ultra-violence and graphic sex. I often imagine that they went home that night and their parents asked if they wanted anything and the kids reply...
"ass to ass"
03-15-2003, 08:30 PM
Well, I've never really been embarassed at the video store, but a couple of kinda funny/wierd things have happened.
Once, when renting a movie, I told the clerk (a farily cute young girl) that I had an Xbox game currently rented and I'd like to rent it for another 3 days or whatever. She checked the computer and told me that I did not currently have any games rented. Being the honest guy I am, I insisted that I did, so she entered it in. Trying to make a joke, I commented "Guess i could have had that game for free, eh?". To this, she immediatly gave me a dirty look as if to say I was a horrible person for even concieving of the idea. "No. That would be stealing" she said sternly. I felt like telling her to take it easy or something, but i didn't feel like getting kicked out of the movie store, so I let it go. She even glared at me as I was leaving. Sheesh.
Just a couple weeks or so ago, I was renting Rules of Attraction. The guy at the counter immediatly advised me to put it back and get something else because it was one of the worst movies he'd ever seen. His buddy next to him agreed, telling me I would regret it if I got it. I told him Id give it a try anyways, and he gave me a smirk and shook his head as if I was some kind of idiot. Whats with video store employees judging me? I'll rent whatever the hell I want...
03-15-2003, 08:33 PM
I think you can imagine the funny looks I got when I walked up to the counter with a copy of Ken Russell's WHORE in my hand (and, yes, I knew what it was ahead of time...damned perverts ;)).
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