BLLODY MURDER IN-DEPTH ANALYSIS (Long Post)

[Rich]

thanks Scully this is great...i cant get throught the first page without cracking up (especially the Beansstock/executive director part...lol) anyways your script review for bloody murder was a riot....by the way...for your next review do SLEEPY HOLLOW HIGH!!!

[Ghostface 2000]

That was good, liked how you combined the Jason Michael and Chainsaw man thing.

[Scully1888]

Thanks again guys, I really appreciate this.

I'm not sure what's going on with the pictures. It's either a problem with my UBB code (although I can't see anything wrong with it) or at 150m.com, maybe they don't like people linking to their own photos on it.

However, I'm looking into it.

More to come... this dog ain't dead yet!

[Mojo67821]

Hey man the pictures are working perfect for me! funny shit...

after reading that I feel like a...cigarette from Guam! (Ha!)

[cereal killer]

Well scully last night was the first time I saw it and the pictures were not working now they are go so don't try to change anything.

[Jeepers Creepers]

Uh????

[Scully1888]

Yeah, they're working for me too now! Good stuff.

And on that note, I will soon have up THE FALLS OF BLOODY MURDER! All nine of them!

[Scully1888]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by AlienClown:

You know the makers/rights holders of BM might not appreciate this too much, as its basically a complete substitute for the actual movie except people read what happens and the only visuals they get are the pics you post, but still, they might think you're hurting their rentals/sales.</font>

That's what I was thinking, but then I realised that in a way I might be helping them. A lot of people on this board say that Bloody Murder is a piece of shit, stay away from it. This can't help the sales much. However, although I've given the full story, many people are now encouraged to see the movie so they can enjoy it more by making fun of it (I hope). There have been five or six people in this thread that have said they're going to or have watched this movie based on my analysis (which I can't believe - it's not THAT good), so surely this can only help them, or something.

I dunno, fuck it http://www.joblo.com/ubb/smile.gif

[Mojo67821]

ya, who the hell cares if they do care? not me. There's plenty of other things I do that infringe on copy rights way more than this post does. (how many people have burned a CD in the last week? see)

[bowieee]

Scully,

The pictures made it really rock! Thanks I liked the whole detail orientated mockery. Preformed LOL http://www.joblo.com/ubb/smile.gif. Well thanks again. I don't think he has to worry about copyright infringement. This thread got more people to watch bloody murder then would have if this was never done. They need to send scully a check.

[Jason Voorhees]

Outstanding work, Scully. I'm glad to see it done, but sad to see it go...

As for the next in-depth butchering, how about Killjoy? It's got hideous effects, egregious acting, fucking atrocious kills, unexplained dissaperances/apperances (the old bum - what the fuck?), a homosexual, supernatural, killer clown, the worst black magic ritual ever put on film, and ebonics.

What's not to love...or emphatically lambaste?

[AlienClown]

I didn't mean it like I cared if they cared, but its just a point I was bringing up as a possbility. In regards to the analysis, I didn't get past the first chapter or so, sitting through this movie once was more than enough a of a BM experience. I'll probably see the sequel though.

[Mojo67821]

Hey Scully two things...

One, I've finally finished formatting all the text. I've also placed in the pictures that you used for chapters 18 and 19, because they were already in place. The rest of the pictures however that weren't placed in the text I need to know where you want them to go, since I haven't really seen the movie.

And I think I want to call the section simply "National Lampoon" or if you want "Scully's Lampoons" or something to that matter. I want a shorter name because of the way my link system is, that fits better. Let me know what you think, and about the pictures too. Thanks.

[gorysnoopy]

thank you scully!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i pissed myself looking at fat larry bird!
my life is now complete-now i know that moorehouse lives.......

[Zing!]

Scully - Whew! It's finally finished - time to check yourself into the nuthouse! Thanks for bringing a little humor to the boards with your amazing analysis of Bloody Murder. I think I speak for all when I say it has become one of the most popular threads in the history of Arrow In The Head. Can't wait to see what you do next (my vote is for Children of the Living Dead), and again, THANK YOU! http://www.joblo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Scully1888]

Thanks again, and again, and yet again everyone.

Mojo, would it be okay to put the verious images of the characters in a bit called simply "characters" (as in a chapter before Chapter 1)? Because some pictures (such as Drew's) aren't their first appearances so it'd be a bit pointless just having them there.

Also, Scully's Lampoons sounds fine to me. It's your site, call it what you think is best (as long as it's not "Scully's Bloody Murder Thing That He Wrote While Underneath A Donkey Called Ralph"). http://www.joblo.com/ubb/smile.gif

Jason Voorhees, oh my God. I totally forgot all about Killjoy! I have that piece of shit, and that could potentially be perfect for analysis 2. I'll need to watch it another couple of times to see if I can keep a consistent mockery throughout, however.

See, the problem with analysing movies in-depth is that it's not just enough to have a movie with bad acting. It needs to also have countless mistakes in it That's why Bloody murder is one of the greatest movies of all time - because lots of films have bad acting, and lots of films have a lot of mistakes in them. But not many films in this world are so bad that they have both terrible acting and huge mistakes.

Killjoy certainly comes close with the bad acting, though. And the clown is most certainly homosexual.

Once again, thanks a lot. I'll be back!

[countchocula]

Bravo, Scully! I don't think I'd be able to "prefrom" such an exhaustive analysis of any film, much less an awful one. Take a break before beginning work on the next one. You deserve it. Man, I've missed this thread. I’ve been without access to a computer for a few days, and I was going through BM butchery withdrawal.

I mentioned before that Elves might be sufficient for your second analysis. I'll stand by that. I can't recall any redeeming quality in that film whatsoever.

[Mojo67821]

Alright Scully I'll work on it

I'm having major problems with my server now, infact my site isn't even up anymore. So any Schmoes looking for it will just have to keep trying, sorry guys, I'm extremely pissed about this myself.

later.

[someguy]

*APPLAUSE*

[SeperateSelf]

I applaud too. I love this topic so much, it's one of the funniest things I've ever read. Thanks so much for doing it Sculley! I don't really have any suggestions for the next one, but I'll be along for the ride whatever it is http://www.joblo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[This message has been edited by SeperateSelf (edited 04-08-2002).]

[Jason Voorhees]

I'm glad you're considering my suggestion, Scully. Unfortunately, I've only seen Killjoy once, so I'm unsure as to just how riddled with logic errors the film is. I do know that there are quite a few funny ones here and there, however.

As for Bloody Murder, I watched the flick again yesterday...meaning I've now seen it five times...

[Mojo67821]

Scully: Everthing's fixed, infact I've upgraded my server and there aren't any banner ads anymore

I'm gonna try to get the "Characters of Bloody Murder" done in a day or two, and then get it up

I'll let all the Schmoes know when it's all up.

My vote goes for Sleepaway Camp for your next. I know you like the ending, but you could always turn it over to me at that point because I have major problems with that ending. http://www.joblo.com/ubb/smile.gif

[This message has been edited by Mojo67821 (edited 04-09-2002).]

[Scully1888]

EXCLUSIVE NEWS!

This hasn't been posted anywhere else, mainly because nobody else gives a damn about this classic movie!

DREW ZEMKY RETURNS IN BLOODY MURDER 2!

Yes, everyone's favourite fat-assed murder suspect, Drew, will return to Camp Placid Pines in Bloody Murder 2: Closing Camp.
Also announced is Andrea Langi, who played Tina in Killer Instinct (2000). For proof, go the the Internet Movie Database's Bloody Murder 2 page: http://us.imdb.com/Title?0303732

[Scully1888]

Also, I see that the IMDb database ofr Bloody Murder is a bit lacking in content, so I've updated the soundtrack listing on it, so that should be up in a few days. "So what," I hear you say.

Well, I've sneakily added the spelling mistakes from the soundtrack listing ("coutesy" and "perfromed" and the like), so hopefully the badness of Bloody Murder will sneak into the mighty Internet Movie Database.

[Jason Voorhees]

Originally posted by Scully1888:
Also, I see that the IMDb database ofr Bloody Murder is a bit lacking in content, so I've updated the soundtrack listing on it, so that should be up in a few days. "So what," I hear you say.

Well, I've sneakily added the spelling mistakes from the soundtrack listing ("coutesy" and "perfromed" and the like), so hopefully the badness of Bloody Murder will sneak into the mighty Internet Movie Database.

Scully, this one act alone is empirical proof that you rule, man.

Let's keep this thread alive, guys.

[SeperateSelf]

Jason's right sculley, you do rule. I don't really have anything else to add, other than I'm a senior schmoe now, and I wanted to do it in this topic, because it's my favorite topic ever.

Can't wait for the next analysis (slaughter) no matter what it is.

[Scully1888]

I have to say, I'm really tempted by Troll 2 now, after reading more about it on imdb.com.

In even better news, however, I have decided to increase my collection by ordering off the internet...

THE US VERSION OF BLOODY MURDER, WITH DIRECTOR'S COMMENTARY!!!!

Coming soon... an in-depth analysis of Ralph Portillo's thoughts on the making of Bloody Murder, and a comparison of the differences between the US and UK versions.

[thisismyboomstick]

So, what movie are ya gonna do next?

[Scully1888]

I dunno, but I'm stuck between Troll 2, Killjoy and Children Of The Living Dead.

The problem is, everyone's made really excellent suggestions to me and I'm now finding it hard to decide which one to choose. The fact that Troll 2 is something like #12 in the worst films list on imdb.com is encouraging. (Bloody Murder was only #98... which, out of something like 20,000 films is quite good).

On another note, I got my US copy of Bloody Murder in (five minutes ago), and the first thing I have to mention is how much better the box looks. It even has a little message thing from the now-legendary Ralph Portillo inside the wee booklet thing you get. Here's what he has to say...

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Posted by Ralph Portillo:
Setting out to tell a story on film is always an exciting and unnerving time filled with anticipation and anxiety. Doing it in practical locations away from your home base adds an element of uncertainty. trying to find a summer camp that was not fully booked and would allow us to not only film there but to house the cast and crew added to the challenge. After driving hundreds of miles in the mountains around Los Angeles, we finally found the solution to the problem, but it would be difficult. It would require us to film in three different summer camps and make it look like the same one. That was only the beginning, but the hard work and enthusiasm of a great cast and crew would make it possible for us to tell the story of "Trevor Moorhouse" and hopefully to entertain and scare the audience. I hope that you enjoy the camp.

Ralph Portillo, Director
June 5, 2000
</font>

What a legend.

[AlienClown]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Scully1888:
I dunno, but I'm stuck between Troll 2, Killjoy and Children Of The Living Dead.
(Bloody Murder was only #98... which, out of something like 20,000 films is quite good).</font>
Where do you get 20,000 from? The list is the bottom 100, so no, being #98 isn't as bad as a lower number would be. Killjoy is Full Moon, there's no need to tear them apart, it won't be anything they haven't done to themselves/anything everybody doesn't already know. I haven't seen the other two but I think you should go with Troll 2. Oh, and you must be the only person now with more than one copy of BM. Will you be going to D...er, Euro Disney now? http://www.joblo.com/ubb/smile.gif

[Scully1888]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by AlienClown:
Where do you get 20,000 from? The list is the bottom 100, so no, being #98 isn't as bad as a lower number would be. Killjoy is Full Moon, there's no need to tear them apart, it won't be anything they haven't done to themselves/anything everybody doesn't already know. I haven't seen the other two but I think you should go with Troll 2. Oh, and you must be the only person now with more than one copy of BM. Will you be going to D...er, Euro Disney now? http://www.joblo.com/ubb/smile.gif</font>

When I said 20,000 I meant that there must be about 20,000 movies in the whole imdb, so being the 98th worst movie of all 20,000 can't be bad.

And... I hate to admit this (because it makes me seem quite sad), but this US version is my THIRD version of the movie. I have:

* UK DVD
* UK VHS
* US DVD

And I've now got the UK VHS of Fever Lake. I could own Ralph Portillo with the amount of money he's made off me.

[AlienClown]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Scully1888:
When I said 20,000 I meant that there must be about 20,000 movies in the whole imdb, so being the 98th worst movie of all 20,000 can't be bad.</font>
You'll now see why I felt your number of 20,000 was so strange, you are VASTLY underestimating IMDB's catalog, they have listings on over 250,000 movies! I think for any movie to be in the bottom 100 or anywhere close to it is very bad. And..3 versions of BM?! Damn, you better contact Guiness.

[Scully1888]

250,000? No shit... well, what an acheivement for Mr Portillo.

Holy shit, this is page 8.

[countchocula]

Scully, I remember you saying that your next in-depth analysis has to involve a film that is 100% bad, that it can't have any positive aspects at all, or something of that nature. While I haven't seen Children of the Living Dead, I must warn you that I've heard that the first ten minutes is actually pretty decent. Supposedly, it features Tom Savini blowing zombies to smithereens. I don't know how you could possibly make fun of that. Again, I haven't seen it (and don't plan on doing so), so I may not be a very reliable source.

[Jewbo]

cool 2 hear ur considering troll 2. and godwot i wouldnt give 2 hear the audio comentary of bloody murder.

[Mojo67821]

Hey guys, I finally got the analysis up on my site!

so check it out, http://bghorror.topcities.com

Oh and Scully I've also posted your email address and put you on the crew list

If it's possible I'd like to get more pics for the analysis, some of the visual jokes perhaps. Let me know.

can't wait for the next analysis.

[Mojo67821]

oh ya and I also wanna give props to Arrow for adding my link to his site, thanks bro.

[Scully1888]

My God Mojo, you've done a much better job than I ever thought possible!

I'm sorry but I can't get pictures to you for another couple of weeks, but when I do you'll have more pictures than you know what to do with. Which can be good or bad, I dunno.

But many many many thanks, that's absolutely excellent, and you can guarantee that any further Analysis...es will be at your site.

[Scully1888]

Oh, and in case you want stuff for the About page...

Best Horror Film Ever...Friday The 13th
My Favourite Horror Film...A Nightmare On Elm Street
Cheesiest (in a good way) Horror Film...Bloody Murder
Worst Horror Film I've ever seen...Fever Lake
Favourite Horror Director...Dario Argento
Favourite Horror Villain...Freddy Krueger

[Mojo67821]

Hey thanks alot man. I'll add that stuff to the about page when I get the chance.

It may have taken me a while to get that stuff the way I wanted it, but I'm sure it took you a MUCH longer time to actually analyze the whole thing, so I don't really deserve much credit.

Anyways, thanks for letting me use the stuff on my site, I think it's a great addition and I hope people are taking a look at it cause it's freaking hilarious.

[malaria]

Thx Scully. That was a lotta fun. The end didn't let us down. More lousy than the rest of the fuckin' film.
I'll deffo be catching any future projects u turn yr excellent wit 2!!!!!

& Mojo well done with yr site. Scully Lampoons BM. Brilliant.

[Scully1888]

Okay, this is gonna be my last post in this topic for a while. I'm back in Edinburgh and I no longer have access to screenshot-capturing facilities. Mojo, I'll definitely have those screenshots for you at the start of May, if that's okay.

Once again, a final thank you to everyone who helped make this the 291st post in this thread, and who kept it alive for 7 months.

I originally posted the first part of this analysis back in July 2001, in this thread: http://www.joblo.com/ubb/Forum19/HTML/000937.html

Then I have to admit I couldn't be bothered to finish it. However, after the whole September 11th thing I decided to go back to it again to cheer up my fellow schmoes (and I suppose myself).

And I can't believe I was encouraged to finish this beast. This has lasted longer than any other post I've ever done and because of your compliments, I've watched what many have called the worst horror movie ever about 50 times. Pray for me.

Once again, thanks, and if you have any more questions about anything Bloody Murder-wise, you know who to ask. Unfortunately however, I can't find Ralph Portillo's e-mail address, so it looks like you'll just have to ask me. http://www.joblo.com/ubb/smile.gif

Stay tuned for analysis 2, coming soon...

[Jewbo]

yo know scully, i think that you are responsible for the entire budget of bloody murder 2. whith this analysis uve made loads of us go rent this stinker and some of us (myself included) go out and actually buy the thing.
they should include a special thanks to you in the credits lol.

[BaBy BoY]

Speaking of Bloody Murder 2....
....when does it come out?

[XCoRyX]

supposedly according to imdb,it comes out May 1st...

[Zing!]

I think Scully should definitely get a thank you in the credits of Bloody Murder 2 - he's done more for this gobblin' turkey than anyone (except for maybe the guy who designed the cover art and tricked all of us into buying or renting this abomination). http://www.joblo.com/ubb/wink.gif

[Scully1888]

Thanks Zing!, but I don't think they'd look too kindly on thanking a guy that ripped the piss out of their first movie.

INTERESTING BLOODY MURDER FACT #001:

Shite editor Carlos Puente was the assistant editor for Mask Of Zorro and the editor responsible for the Mexican version of License To Kill.

[Scully1888]

YESSS! I've infiltrated the Internet Movie Database!!!!! Remember this?

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Scully1888:
Also, I see that the IMDb database ofr Bloody Murder is a bit lacking in content, so I've updated the soundtrack listing on it, so that should be up in a few days. "So what," I hear you say.

Well, I've sneakily added the spelling mistakes from the soundtrack listing ("coutesy" and "perfromed" and the like), so hopefully the badness of Bloody Murder will sneak into the mighty Internet Movie Database.</font>

Well, a quick trip here http://us.imdb.com/Soundtracks?0240380 will show that they posted my sountrack listing, unfortunately with all the spelling corrected.

Corrected, that is, except one. I managed to get in "Perfromed" for "The Water".

All hail Bloody Murder's shite spelling, finally "protrayed" on imdb.com!!

[Scully1888]

Also, could some people please go to the imdb page for Bloody Murder 2 and give it a 10 out of 10? Here's the link:

http://us.imdb.com/Title?0303732

[XCoRyX]

did u see that the character drew from the orginal classic is returning?

[Cyclonus]

Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now I have a compulsion to go rent it!

Hug me. http://www.joblo.com/ubb/frown.gif

[Andrew Tom]

Ok, so I finally got the DVD. It's the UK version called Scream Bloody Murder. The tagline is "They thought it was only a game!"

Now in the back cover the thing is interesting.

Theme/Contents:Horror/Murder/Chainsaws
Bad Language:Frequent
Sex/Nudity:Moderate
Violence:Frequent/Strong

I'm yet to see this mess, but I'm looking forward to it. Oh, and it's rated 15.

[Mojo67821]

Hey Scully whats goin on. Just wanted to stop by and say that my hits have gone way up since I added your section, way to go man.

also wondering if anybodies emailed you to compliment you on it.

I guess I better go out and see this film now.

[spacemonkey]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">0:04:10 - "EDITOR: CARLOS PUENTE". Not only is this guy Puerto Rican and therefore worklazy, his editing is atrocious. More on that later.
</font>

I thought you post was really funny right up to this dumb racial remark. http://www.joblo.com/ubb/mad.gif
He may be an atrocious editor but what has that got to do with the fact that he is puerto rican? So you think all us Puerto ricans are "worklazy"? There are many fine puerto rican actors and film makers outthere and I can assure you they are not "worklazy"!Where do you come up with this sort of stereotypical bullshit?

You were trying to be funny, but be carefull what you say about others...talk about how bad the film is and about what a horrible achivement it was, but dont offend others cause they are not from the same country you are..thats just hurtful and sad.

[BaBy BoY]

THAT IS REALLY FUCKED UP!!!
IM PUERTO RICAN
DOES IT MAKE ME LAZY???
U SHOULD THINK, BEFORE U POST, MAN

P.S. IM VERY OFFENDED

[BaBy BoY]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by spacemonkey:
I thought you post was really funny right up to this dumb racial remark. http://www.joblo.com/ubb/mad.gif
He may be an atrocious editor but what has that got to do with the fact that he is puerto rican? So you think all us Puerto ricans are "worklazy"? There are many fine puerto rican actors and film makers outthere and I can assure you they are not "worklazy"!Where do you come up with this sort of stereotypical bullshit?

You were trying to be funny, but be carefull what you say about others...talk about how bad the film is and about what a horrible achivement it was, but dont offend others cause they are not from the same country you are..thats just hurtful and sad.

</font>
AS A FELLOW "BORICUA", I COMPLETELY AGREE WIT U MAN!!!
POWER 2 DA RICANS

[Jason Voorhees]

Damn.. I agree, allthough there is denying the fact that Carlos Puente sucks ass as an editor.

[spacemonkey]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Jason Voorhees:
Damn.. I agree, allthough there is denying the fact that Carlos Puente sucks ass as an editor.</font>

That might be true but its got nothing to do with him being puertorican...come on dude theres bad editors all over the world you know. And theres lazy people all over the world too...It was just wrong to say that. http://www.joblo.com/ubb/frown.gif

[cereal killer]

I'm sure when scully shows up hell clear the whole thing up. I agree with you tho just beacuse he is of a different nationality doesn't mean he is lazy or a bad editor. Along with every one else i agree that he is a horrible editor.

[AlienClown]

Imagine if this thread got closed...

[Scully1888]

You are all entirely correct, and therefore I must apologise.

Like I said before, this was originally done for a laugh between myself and my friends, and my friend used to go out with a Puerto Rican who dumped him on the grounds that he was "lazy", so this was a sort of in-joke.

Unfortunately, in-jokes are not entirely funny when others see them, and some may take offense, much like South Park occasionally mocking the Japanese, Jews, blacks and handicapped.

As a result, I have removed that remark from my original post, and can only further apologise and promise that nothing like this will happen again.

So, many apologies to:

spacemonkey
BaBy BoY
all Puerto Ricans
all schmoes

and Mojo, could you please remove it from your site as well? Thanks.

[spacemonkey]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Scully1888:
You are all entirely correct, and therefore I must apologise.

As a result, I have removed that remark from my original post, and can only further apologise and promise that nothing like this will happen again.

So, many apologies to:

spacemonkey
BaBy BoY
all Puerto Ricans
all schmoes

</font>

Its cool Scully, thanks. http://www.joblo.com/ubb/smile.gif

[Jason Voorhees]

Originally posted by spacemonkey:
That might be true but its got nothing to do with him being puertorican...come on dude theres bad editors all over the world you know. And theres lazy people all over the world too...It was just wrong to say that.

I completely agree. Sorry about that last post I wrote. I was a bit inebriated when I posted that, so I was just kinda rambling.

[BaBy BoY]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Scully1888:
You are all entirely correct, and therefore I must apologise.

Like I said before, this was originally done for a laugh between myself and my friends, and my friend used to go out with a Puerto Rican who dumped him on the grounds that he was "lazy", so this was a sort of in-joke.

Unfortunately, in-jokes are not entirely funny when others see them, and some may take offense, much like South Park occasionally mocking the Japanese, Jews, blacks and handicapped.

As a result, I have removed that remark from my original post, and can only further apologise and promise that nothing like this will happen again.

So, many apologies to:

spacemonkey
BaBy BoY
all Puerto Ricans
all schmoes

and Mojo, could you please remove it from your site as well? Thanks.</font>


It's all good man.
I knew you were a cool guy
and i also knew that there was an explanation to it.
Thanx http://www.joblo.com/ubb/smile.gif

[Mojo67821]

lol...I"m glad you guys worked things out (although I must have missed something) but I"ve just gotta say that this thread is the craziest thing I"ve ever seen

what the hell are we talking about anyways???...lol

Scully: decided what movies next?

[Scully1888]

Mojo, we were talking about a comment I made at 0:04:10 in my analysis regarding Puerto Ricans. Could you please locate that part in my analysis on your site and change it to:

"EDITOR: CARLOS PUENTE". This guy's editing is atrocious. More on that later.

Thanks. And I'm not sure about what movie I'll do, signs are pointing to Troll 2 or - shudder - BLOODY MURDER 2.

[Scully1888]

Oh and Mojo, a million more "thank you"s for putting my analysis on your site. I've never had so many e-mails from people in my life. I feel like a minor celebrity, like Fred Savage. http://www.joblo.com/ubb/smile.gif

[Mojo67821]

That's pretty cool man, I was actually gonna ask you if anybody had emailed you after seeing the analysis on my site.

I'll look into that change when I can, I"m coming into finals week next week so it might take a few days, but I'll try.

[ominous_oat]

I just put up a positive *cough* review for Bloody Murder 2, I hope they post it, because combined with it's current 8.0 rating I think quite a few people could end up watching this potential classic. Poor saps.

[Scully1888]

Nice one ominous, I appreciate it. http://www.joblo.com/ubb/smile.gif

[AlienClown]

What the hell...writing reviews and rating a movie you haven't even seen it, pretty lame. I just checked its rating and that is ridiculous.

[Scully1888]

Well, this topic has been pretty ridiculous from the get-go, and I'm surprised it got to page 9, which I'm extremely grateful for.

The reason we're giving it high ratings and giving it fake reviews is because it's obvious that when it is released (TWO DAYS, PEOPLE!!!!!) everyone will soon see that it will be a huge piece of shite, like the first one was.

Very quickly the rating for that one will drop, down to about 2.4 (that's my prediction). So let it have its day in the sun for now, because when it gets released, it'll bomb with everyone except the JoBlo Bloody Murder Schmoes.

[Mojo67821]

Ya man who cares if they go and rate it without seeing it. Who the hell takes those ratings seriously anyways. It's Bloody Murder 2, it's not like it's high art or anything.

[XCoRyX]

haha,im certainly no bloody murder schmoe,but i will check it out anyway just cause its considered a horror movie,and hell who knows something may happen when it actually is good.

[bowieee]

I want to see the directors face when he checks up on his movie on the imdb.

[ominous_oat]

Hey, my review got posted! It's stupid, but oh well, it got posted!

[AlienClown]

Well, I do put varying degrees of stock in the ratings, sometimes. As long as it winds up where it should be then fine.

[TooL]

Bloody Murder 2 in 2 days? Wow,I got excited when I read that...

Weird...

http://www.joblo.com/ubb/smile.gif

[bowieee]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by ominous_oat:
Hey, my review got posted! It's stupid, but oh well, it got posted!</font>


i saw oat it made me smile. Seeing a schmoe fuck with the system.

[Scully1888]

LOL, loved the review Oat!

Ah, if only the film'll be as good as that...

BLOODY MURDER 2 IS OUT TOMORROW!!!

[Jewbo]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by AlienClown:
What the hell...writing reviews and rating a movie you haven't even seen it, pretty lame. I just checked its rating and that is ridiculous. </font>

i totally agree with u. id never mess up my ratingsand rate a film i aint seen. i use imdb alot and have rated 542 films now and wud never give a film i aint seen a 10.

[AlienClown]

Good to see others are in agreement here. A question for Scully or really anyone on the other side of the Atlantic, its supposed to come out on video tomorrow, but when exactly would it get released over there? Knowing Scully though he'll probably be importing it immediately. http://www.joblo.com/ubb/smile.gif

[This message has been edited by AlienClown (edited 04-30-2002).]

[ominous_oat]

Hey, it's all in good fun though, I also have rated many movies on imdb fairly, and I think I also wrote a review or two for movies seriously.

But like Scully said, why not let Bloody Murder 2 have it's day in the sun? Soon enough it will be right down there with Manos: Hands of Fate, and Hobgoblins.

Or even if Mr. Portillo does see it, just try to imagine what he'd think of that. I mean maybe we'd even get a Bloody Murder 3 if he thought he got a success! That would be a great thing. Hell maybe we'll even get a huge series like Friday the 13th, I for one would love to see that.

[Scully1888]

Ah, Bloody Murder VIII - Trevor Takes Acting Lessons In Manhattan.

[ominous_oat]

Auggghhh! What have you done to me Scully? I just bought Bloody Murder on Amazon a minute ago!....Why do I feel so...so dirty?

Oh yeah, and even though Bloody Murder 2 was released today I couldn't find it anywhere...I was going to buy them together...but no. Oh well.

[XCoRyX]

well i just went to blockbuster and i didnt see bloody murder 2 their.

[Jason Voorhees]

Damn!

How can this be?!

[XCoRyX]

i dunno,maybe they didnt wanna pick it up this time around i dont know,i dont see why they wouldnt though,because we have like 7 or 8 copies of the frightening and final stab which cant be that much worse then BM2...and plus bloody murder probably made nice money obviously from all the viewers who hated it,they paid money sadly.

[Scully1888]

Shit, shit, SHIT!!!

It must be delayed... it'll definitely come out, I mean it's been filmed and shit.

Please Jesus, please let it come out before Freddy VS Jason... http://www.joblo.com/ubb/frown.gif

[JasonSlasher]

I don't know when they'll post it up, but I wrote a very praising review for Bloody Muder 2 also. Wow, it's IMDb page is lookin' pretty good... BTW, I dont remember if I congradulated you on the end of your analysis, but just in case, great job! You're next should definately be Bloody Murder 2, I mean, c'mon, how could it NOT be? It's-- it's Bloody Murder 2! http://www.joblo.com/ubb/smile.gif

[ominous_oat]

What if Bloody Murder 2 really does turn out to be a classic? No wait....Ralph Portillo is still behind it...never mind, carry on!

[bowieee]

(sung to the tune of the song that never ends)
This is the thread that never ends. It just goes on and on my friends. A whole bunch of people started posting about bloody murder long ago, when this thread will close I don't really know... This is the thread that never ends it just goes on and on.... ok i need to put down the crack pipe sorry http://www.joblo.com/ubb/smile.gif

[ominous_oat]

Oh great now it's stuck in my head...well anyway I don't think this thread will ever die. I certainly don't plan to close it, and nobody will ever let it slip to the second page. Oh well, have to keep it here for the newbies and the poor saps who haven't read it yet (no offense to anyone who is, or is related to a sap)

[bowieee]

This should be required reading to become a schmoe.

[Scully1888]

You guys have no idea how proud I am to have a thread that some people actually liked. So many of my threads used to go right down to page 4 withing an hour and a half, lol.

As it is, I simply can't believe we're nearly at 350 posts in a thread.

Anyway, I'm going to check out Bloody Murder 2 when it comes out (obviously - what kind of a hypocrite would I be if I didn't), and if it's half as bad as the original, I think I might do my next analysis on that.

And JasonSlasher, you're right - its imdb page is looking like The Godfather's.

[XCoRyX]

Dude im so waiting for Bloody Murder 2:Closing Camp to be one of the best slasher films ever made,and hell if everything goes as people have said before (hahaha) maybe it will get a theatrical release.No but all jokes aside,im kinda wanting part 2 to be really good.

[JasonSlasher]

Yay! They posted my reveiw! http://www.joblo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[AlienClown]

I did ask the following previously:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by AlienClown:
A question for Scully or really anyone on the other side of the Atlantic, its supposed to come out on video tomorrow, but when exactly would it get released over there? Knowing Scully though he'll probably be importing it immediately. http://www.joblo.com/ubb/smile.gif</font>
But I guess that doesn't matter now since it has yet to rear its ugly head here.

[Scully1888]

LOL, imagine if it came out here first and I'd be doing an analysis on a film that hardly anyone else in the US had seen?

[Scully1888]

Aw this is great. Just checked out imdb.com to see how Bloody Murder 2's doing. Interestingly, Drew's been taken off the cast list. http://www.joblo.com/ubb/frown.gif

And we now have 3 reviews, from ominous_oat, bowieee and JasonSlasher!

For those of you who don't really want to see the imdb.com page, here's the reviews:

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Posted by ominous_oat on imdb.com:
Those crazy teens return to camp, only to meet up with Trevor Moorehouse again, but this time they're ready.

The first movie was atrocious, but director Ralph Portillo seems to have wised up and finally made a great movie. Yes, you heard me right, after Fever Lake, and Bloody Murder, he's finally made a great movie. No this isn't going to win any awards, but I can definitely see it going down in horror history with the likes of Friday the 13th.

Now what makes this better then the first movie? Well first of all the acting has improved, and so has the script. The character development is also better, these are some of the deepest characters I've seen in a long time. Very 3 dimensional. Also the plot is very strong, not like the weak one from the first, no, this time it doesn't just revolve around the killings, it also focuses on the turmoil all the characters are going through, I won't give any of that away though.

So forget about the reputation this movie has because of the first one, and go rent it as soon as you can.

Who is Trevor Moorehouse? You'll find out with this puppy.
</font>

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Posted by bowieee on imdb.com:
Bloody Murder 2. What more could a horror fan ask for. Quality direction. Top Notch acting and what I am sure will be a deep intriguing plot. It's christmas time for us horror fans and santa is delivering us the big bag of horror goodness which is Bloody Murder 2.
</font>

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Posted by JasonSlasher on imdb.com:
Just like the others said, this film is brilliant! I can't believe how sweet this movie turned out to be. The first one was so horrible that I couldn't believe it, but I heard so many good things about this one that I rented it. Wow, was I blown away!

This one has everything, better acting, directing, and tight pacing. But the thing I loved most was it's ability to scare me. This one was creepy! It kept me squirming in my seat for a while. It's flaws are few and very far between, but hey, nothing's perfect. Did I mention that this one is a lot gorier than the other one? I mean, it's not exactly oozing with blood and guts, but just enough to frighten you. And the nudity... I won't go any further than that. You just need to see it for yourself, you will NEVER forget it.

This movie should just give itself another name and then I could count it along with the better horror movies I've seen. But, it does bear the name of Bloody Muder 2, so I guess we'll have to deal with it as it is. I think they should just call it Bloody Murder, ban the first one, and be done with it. This one deserves better.
</font>

Lol, I love these reviews! Favourite quotes:

ominous_oat - "Who is Trevor Moorehouse? You'll find out with this puppy."
bowieee - "It's christmas time for us horror fans and santa is delivering us the big bag of horror goodness which is Bloody Murder 2."
JasonSlasher - "And the nudity... I won't go any further than that." (lol, it's such a blatant lie!)

Ahhhh, I love you guys.

[psycho path]

Are those reviews sarcasm? If so,LOL!

[ominous_oat]

No, of course mine isn't sarcastic, all I did was think of what made Bloody Murder great. The perfect directing, script, acting, ect.. then put them down for the sequel's review. No sarcasm in that http://www.joblo.com/ubb/wink.gif

[This message has been edited by ominous_oat (edited 05-04-2002).]

[JasonSlasher]

Shit somebody on the IMDb just asked me where I got a copy of Bloody Murder 2, because he/she can't find it. Should I just ignore here?

[Romero&Juliet]

LO-freakin-L!!!

I just read the user comments on imdb for Bloody Murder 2 and I have to say that you're all horrible, horrible
Schmoes! oh god, I thought I was going to die!!
PS. It was terribly obvious that none of you have even seen it!!! That cracked me up more than anything!
~You guys F'ing rule!!

[ominous_oat]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by JasonSlasher:
Shit somebody on the IMDb just asked me where I got a copy of Bloody Murder 2, because he/she can't find it. Should I just ignore here? </font>

You got a bootleg copy because you're friends with Ralph Portillo's son. If he doesn't have a son, he does now. http://www.joblo.com/ubb/wink.gif

[Romero&Juliet]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by ominous_oat:
You got a bootleg copy because you're friends with Ralph Portillo's son. If he doesn't have a son, he does now. http://www.joblo.com/ubb/wink.gif</font>

LOL!!!!

~~I just wrote a comment on Bloody Murder 2, too. I hope it gets posted.

[ominous_oat]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Romero&Juliet:
LO-freakin-L!!!

I just read the user comments on imdb for Bloody Murder 2 and I have to say that you're all horrible, horrible
Schmoes! oh god, I thought I was going to die!!
PS. It was terribly obvious that none of you have even seen it!!! That cracked me up more than anything!
~You guys F'ing rule!!
</font>

Was it truely that obvious, I mean sure we all said different things about it, and yeah none of us gave a real plot overview. Plus it hasn't even been released yet, but besides all that I can't think how anyone could ever tell.

[Romero&Juliet]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by ominous_oat:
Was it truely that obvious, I mean sure we all said different things about it, and yeah none of us gave a real plot overview. Plus it hasn't even been released yet, but besides all that I can't think how anyone could ever tell.</font>

Well I was just perusing through Imdb and I saw that there was a Bloody Murder Two..
~~and when I read the comments it kind of Struck me as odd, because firstly None of you really gave any kind of plot overview, and secondly, I never saw a topic for it in Current/Upcoming movies...
It was absolutely hilarious though.
~One of you guys wrote something like "I dont want to get into too much Detail, but....." I thought it was pretty obvious that you were just F-ing Sh*t up....
We have to make sure that Bloody Murder 2 gets an incredible rating and loads of user comments!!!

[Jason Voorhees]

This sounds like too much funs to pass up. Since, obviously, no is going to be renting BM2 expecting quality cinema, I think writing a joke review would be pretty harmless.

Just innocuous fun, ya know. I'll be back after I write my review...

[Jason Voorhees]

Did it. I layed it on pretty thick. Let's hope it shows up here in a few days...

[ominous_oat]

Wouldn't it be great if this movie got so many good ratings and reviews it went up into the top 100 movies? Not going to happen though...

[bowieee]

You must make it happen oat! .... make it happen. That would be a classic moment. Lets start a grass roots group to get bloody murder 2 in the top 100.

[Scully1888]

Aw, you guys are human legends.

Just for you, here is a picture of a monkey.

http://www.citizenlunchbox.com/monkey/famous/spacemonkey.gif

You guys RULE.

[Scully1888]

Well, you knew it was coming...

I have now send imdb.com a review of Bloody Murder 2. As with everyone else, it'll take a couple of days, but here's what I sent them:-


If I was to say "Trevor Moorhouse" to you, you'd hardly shake in your boots.
But give this name 6 months or so, and everybody will shake in terror at the mere utterance of the name.
For it is in Bloody Murder 2: Closing Camp where Moorouse comes into his own.

&lt;SPOILERS BELOW&gt;

From the nasty slit throat to a rather uncomfortable-looking death involving a tin of beans and a cucumber, Moorhouse's ruthlessness far exceeds that of the original movie.
The acting in Bloody Murder 2 also surpasses that of the original, although it's fair to say that wouldn't be hard.
And the nudity... my word. Put your kids to sleep, Mrs. Bishop. This ain't for their peepers.

&lt;SPOILERS END&gt;

You must see this movie. Trevor Moorhouse is back - and this time he's gonna fry your knees for brunch.

[Jason Voorhees]

"Extraordinary" review, Scully. I'm still waiting for mine to show up...

[Jewbo]

much as i love this thread and tyhe bloody murder slating i gotta say i really dont agree with all this bloody murder 2 shit on imdb. i use imdb for everything and wud b really pissed off if i came across this on a fiolm i was plannin 2 watch. but it seems i am in a minority with alien clown.

still on a positive note i cant wait 2 see bloody murder 2. annother thing, people keep goin on bout ralp wotever his name is directing BM2 but i aint seen that in wrighting anywhere yet.

[AlienClown]

Actually Jewbo its them that's the minority. Anyway, disregarding the "comments", this is exactly why IMDB has the rule in place about the least number of votes a movie has to have in order to make the top 250 list. It will never happen, there are plenty of movies with above 8 ratings, that have been rated by less than 50 people, and it really means nothing. Once it does come out, it will go downhill.
Anyway, regarding the comments made in this thread, I don't know who said it, but they talked about making the BM movies into a series as bloated as the FT13 one. Well, they're already half way there, becaues with the first film, they've already reached the level of F5, as in not even having the killer (Moorehouse) be the killer in the movie. Will things be different in BM 2?

[bowieee]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Scully1888:
Aw, you guys are human legends.

Just for you, here is a picture of a monkey.

http://www.citizenlunchbox.com/monkey/famous/spacemonkey.gif

You guys RULE.</font>

Yay monkey! *becomes amused and claps hands*

[ominous_oat]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by bowieee:
You must make it happen oat! .... make it happen. That would be a classic moment. Lets start a grass roots group to get bloody murder 2 in the top 100.</font>

I'll organize a positive BM2 mob in my town, since none of them will have a clue what it is, I'll just feed them a bull story about what's going on. Let's see there's 1,500 people in my town....hmmmmm

[ominous_oat]

Great review Scully! My mom thought I had gone crazy when I started to laugh insanly at the canned beans and cucumber part.

Also, Jewbo, and AlienClown. I do see where you're coming from, I really do. I use Imdb daily for my movie viewing needs, in fact I almost never watch a movie without looking at it's trivia and reviews first, but I do think Bloody Murder 2 is an exception, maybe there's only a select few of us who think that. In fact I'm sure there's only a select few you do, but I think when the movie finally comes out Imdb will delete those comments when they find out they're fake. So why not have fun while we can? Well it's my opinion anyway.

Edit: Thanks for the monkey Scully, it makes me feel super-special....In fact I feel a song coming on *starts doing an amusing jig, while humming the theme to Beverly Hills Cop*

[This message has been edited by ominous_oat (edited 05-05-2002).]

[ominous_oat]

Bloody Murder 2 release dates updated on imdb! But...it says that it'll be released in Canada April 30th...any Canadians out there know anything about this?

[Romero&Juliet]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by ominous_oat:
...it says that it'll be released in Canada April 30th...any Canadians out there know anything about this?</font>

I haven't seen or heard anything about it.

..and I'm always asking the people at Capital Video ( I call them the movie gods.)
about everything new coming out to video.
~~I doubt I'll ask them about BM 2.....they might laugh at me and cast serious judgement.

[James_Sully_Sullivan]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by bowieee:

[/PIC]http://www.citizenlunchbox.com/monkey/famous/spacemonkey.gif[/PIC]

Yay monkey! *becomes amused and claps hands*</font>

LOL, I still belive that Scully is the coolest schmoe, along with romero&juliet, teenkiller, gorysnoopy and many, many others, but he rocks!


[This message has been edited by James_Sully_Sullivan (edited 05-05-2002).]

[Romero&Juliet]

Awwww Shucks, Sully. Yer Makin me Blush.

You guys are all cool in My book.

[PeskySocks]

Wow, this Topic has 10 pages. Holy crap.

http://members.aol.com/johnk0/godkills.jpg

[This message has been edited by PeskySocks (edited 05-05-2002).]

[teenkiller]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by James_Sully_Sullivan:
[B] LOL, I still belive that Scully is the coolest schmoe, along with romero&juliet, teenkiller, gorysnoopy and many, many others, but he rocks!


B]</font>

I agree. I'm pretty damn cool. Well thats all for now GOoD JOURNEY my fellow schmoes.

[ominous_oat]

Personally I think almost all of the schmoes are great (not naming names for that almost). Although Scully is defenitly one of the coolest, but I should shut up now before I end up offending anyone.

[Jason Voorhees]

I'm a fan of all the schmoes. Still waiting for the IMDB to post that damn review...:).

[ominous_oat]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by PeskySocks:
Wow, this Topic has 10 pages. Holy crap.

http://members.aol.com/johnk0/godkills.jpg

[This message has been edited by PeskySocks (edited 05-05-2002).]</font>

You know all those kittens graves in the Pet Cemetary, in the movie Pet Semetary? I'd like to personally apologize to the owners of each and every one of them...I didn't realize


(kidding, kidding, I'm just kidding....Pet Semetary was a fictional movie http://www.joblo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif )

[bowieee]

Not only is this thread 10 pages long, It also has worked in kitties and monkeys. Aaah I really love this thread.

[ominous_oat]

*visualizes this post getting closed*

*drops dead from sheer fright*

[bowieee]

*slips oat a five spot*

Thats never going to happen... right cheif? http://www.joblo.com/ubb/smile.gif

[ominous_oat]

Only if I wanted to commit suicide (by dropping dead from fright, or getting killed by homicidal schmoes). Which I don't, and I think if a topic get's ten pages, it's got immunity.

[ominous_oat]

Also as a Bloody Murder 2 update, the director will be Rob Spera of "Witchcraft", and "Leprechaun 5: Leprechaun in the Hood" fame. I think we can look forward to this as being a crappy movie now.

[bowieee]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by ominous_oat:
Also as a Bloody Murder 2 update, the director will be Rob Spera of "Witchcraft", and "Leprechaun 5: Leprechaun in the Hood" fame. I think we can look forward to this as being a crappy movie now.</font>

I kind of liked leprechaun in the hood. When Ice t was pulling out all those weapons out of his afro I was genuinely amused.

[ominous_oat]

Check it out, there's new reviews posted up on Bloody Murder 2, on the imdb. All I can say is I haven't laughed that hard since I read this very in depth review. Hilarious, I especially loved Jason Voorhees' in depth metaphors, funny stuff.

Current tally for Bloody Murder 2:

8.7/10 rating, edit: it was 8.7/10, not 8.6

6 positive reviews (not counting the accidental JasonSlasher double post)

This is incredibly cool, keep up the good work guys http://www.joblo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[This message has been edited by ominous_oat (edited 05-06-2002).]

[Jason Voorhees]

Originally posted by ominous_oat:
Check it out, there's new reviews posted up on Bloody Murder 2, on the imdb. All I can say is I haven't laughed that hard since I read this very in depth review. Hilarious, I especially loved Jason Voorhees' in depth metaphors, funny stuff.

*blushes*. Thanks, dude! I'm glad you liked it.

[Jason Voorhees]

My BM2 2 review:

Wow, It's hard to believe its been so long since I've felt this good. 2 years ago I believe it was, as my lovely wife gave birth to a beautiful healthy baby girl we came to call Susy. Why do I have a spring in my step and a song in my heart you ask? Simple, I am still basking in Euphoria after my first viewing of Bloody Murder 2. To be quite honest I didn't know film's could be this good. It's almost like an act of god, When the perfect script, An absolutely gorgeous setting, an extremely talented director, and one of the greatest cast's ever assemble to create a film unlike any you have ever seen before.

This film strikes emotionally on so many levels, I'm still discovering new things about it, and I finished viewing it hours ago. It is as deep and thought provoking as The masterworks of the late great Stanley Kubrick, Combined with the visual flair of say.. Stephen Spielberg. The script is quite frankly a work of art, revealing clear and deep portraits of the characters portrayed within, almost like a painting done by Vincent Van Gogh or Rembrandt, Which is ironic as this is how the director handle's the Cinemaphotography, Like a master painter, Using the camera as his brush and the awe inspiring beauty of the camp as his canvas, But enough about the visual aspect of the story. This is the scariest horror film ever, the script is witty, clever, and intelligent. The characters striking, realistic, and engaging. The Killer, Horrifying , Brutal, and Vicious. All the scares work, all the dialogue is priceless. This film is truly a success on every imaginable level. It is the greatest film I have ever seen. Rush to the video store.. Now. So you can say you were the first on your block to have seen this triumph of Film making.

I posted it here so you guys could check it out; but you all owe it to yourselves to look into the other reviews at the IMDB, too.

[JasonSlasher]

Man, am I the only one who's being asked by people where i got the movie? Two people have asked me know. One of them seems like he's desperate to get it, too. I kinda feel sorry for him... http://www.joblo.com/ubb/smile.gif Okay, maybe not.

[ominous_oat]

Well I didn't chose to have my e-mail address posted, I'm sure I would've been contacted by now if I did. Also I do strongly agree that everyone should check out the imdb page for bloody murder 2. Too lazy to go find it? I've got ya' covered:

http://us.imdb.com/Title?0303732

or if you're really really super lazy (like me http://www.joblo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif ) click here to go straight to the reviews page:

http://us.imdb.com/CommentsShow?303732

[Jason Voorhees]

I don't have my email address posted there, either. Although, it might be fun to read email from people who want to see the film and aren't schmoes... Funny and sad...

[bowieee]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by ominous_oat:
Well I didn't chose to have my e-mail address posted, I'm sure I would've been contacted by now if I did. Also I do strongly agree that everyone should check out the imdb page for bloody murder 2. Too lazy to go find it? I've got ya' covered:

http://us.imdb.com/Title?0303732

or if you're really really super lazy (like me http://www.joblo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif ) click here to go straight to the reviews page:

http://us.imdb.com/CommentsShow?303732</font>

That bloody murder 2 page at imdb just brings me so much glee.

[ominous_oat]

Hey, you made a rhyme! Hmmmm I got a crazy idea...Bloody Murder haikus!

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This movie is so crappy,
makes me laugh, makes me cry,
I want it's sequel now.
===============================
Ralph Portillo, director,
May be a genius,
May be a super-villian,
===============================
Fat Larry Bird,
Has accidental erection,
I laugh very hard.
===============================
Trevor Moorehouse guy,
Rip's off many good movies,
I love him anyway.
===============================
Scully's analysis,
A masterpiece, a work of art,
dang funny guy.
===============================

Yes I know I didn't follow the haiku guidelines very well. I just have to hope none of you know them very well. http://www.joblo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Alex Cross Fan]

You mean, five syllables on the first line, seven on the second, and five on the third. Whoops, sorry.

[Andrew Tom]

Well, of course I had to go and write a review. It should be up in a few days under the nickname Naidraug(which is Guardian spelled backwards) and naturally it's a 10/10 movie...right?

Oh and has anyone else misread the title of the topic...It wasn't Inept after all http://www.joblo.com/ubb/wink.gif

[This message has been edited by Andrew Tom (edited 05-07-2002).]

[Scully1888]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by ominous_oat:
Hey, you made a rhyme! Hmmmm I got a crazy idea...Bloody Murder haikus!

===============================
This movie is so crappy,
makes me laugh, makes me cry,
I want it's sequel now.
===============================
Ralph Portillo, director,
May be a genius,
May be a super-villian,
===============================
Fat Larry Bird,
Has accidental erection,
I laugh very hard.
===============================
Trevor Moorehouse guy,
Rip's off many good movies,
I love him anyway.
===============================
Scully's analysis,
A masterpiece, a work of art,
dang funny guy.
===============================

Yes I know I didn't follow the haiku guidelines very well. I just have to hope none of you know them very well. http://www.joblo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

</font>

Damn that's a good idea, oat.

With your permission I'd like to do...

The BLOODY MURDER HAIKU ANALYSIS!

This beast will tell the Bloody Murder story in Haiku form.

If oat will let me do this (seeing as it was his idea), I'll easily have it done for the end of the week, cause I'm quite quick at making haikus.

Please oat can't you see
Haikus would be great to do
Bloody Murder-style.

[ominous_oat]

It's fine by me Scully, I would love to see a Bloody Murder haiku analysis.

[Scully1888]

Excellent, I appreciate it my oated friend.

Of course, I shall credit you heartily.

Okay schmoes, expect it by Friday at the latest, maybe even as early as tomorrow!

[Jason Voorhees]

Haikus! Great idea, guys. Unfortunately, I have limited talent when it comes to specialized poetry... Damn.

[gorysnoopy]

i just wanna say that i love all of you.

you are too fukcin funny!!!!
haikus!!??!!??!!

and yes i too have posted my "review"for bm2.
scully,jason voorhees,ominous oat=GODS

[gorysnoopy]

400 posts and going strong!!!!!!!!!!!!!
god bless scully1888!!!!!
keep it going schmoes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ominous_oat]

Hey, thanks a lot gorysnoopy. Go ahead and add yourself to the god list. You deserve it.

[This message has been edited by ominous_oat (edited 05-08-2002).]

[Scully1888]

Yeah, everyone's who's kept this alive are Gods in my opinion.
I just started it, you lot are the ones keeping it going.

You are the human Gods.

[Jason Voorhees]

Originally posted by ominous_oat:
Hey, thanks a lot gorysnoopy. Go ahead and add yourself to the god list. You deserve it.

Second that. To think, all these schmoes united by a love of Bloody Murder... Is it not the most beautiful thing you have ever seen?

[Scully1888]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Jason Voorhees:

Is it not the most beautiful thing you have ever seen?</font>

Apart from Jennifer Love Hewitt, yes. Yes it is.

Haikus coming!

[ominous_oat]

Scully, we are all just demi-gods compared to you.

Also, I just got a message from someone on imdb, asking me where I saw bloody murder 2 now. I of course saw it at the Parc movie festival (parc, is crap backwards...shhh don't tell).

[This message has been edited by ominous_oat (edited 05-08-2002).]

[bowieee]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by ominous_oat:
Scully, we are all just demi-gods compared to you.

Also, I just got a message from someone on imdb, asking me where I saw bloody murder 2 now. I of course saw it at the Parc movie festival (parc, is crap backwards...shhh don't tell).

[This message has been edited by ominous_oat (edited 05-08-2002).]</font>

Parc movie festival hahahahahahah
hahahah
hahahah thats priceless.

[ominous_oat]

Well, I just discovered the person who wnated to know where I saw the movie...it wasn't because they wanted it, it was because he had worked on the film. I'm posting the message he sent me:

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
From: JTatum-2
Received: Wed May 8 10:40:19 2002

That's kinda funny that it showed at a film festival. I worked on the film in December and understood it was to go straight to video. As far as we knew, it was supposed to be out by now. Did you see it on actual film? It was shot on 16mm. Could you tell that it was shot in the cold mountains in December, yet was supposed to be a summer film?
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

If this guy isn't lying, then this sounds great, cold mountains in December, summer film! Further proof Trevor Moorehouse is a warlock.

[ominous_oat]

Oh also I just found out, his name is Jon Tatum and he was assistant production coordinator....anybody know exactly what this means?

[gorysnoopy]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by ominous_oat:
[b]Scully, we are all just demi-gods compared to you.

Also, I just got a message from someone on imdb, asking me where I saw bloody murder 2 now. I of course saw it at the Parc movie festival (parc, is crap backwards...shhh don't tell).
and here is aprime example of why i love you guys-i just pissed myself reading that!!



[This message has been edited by gorysnoopy (edited 05-08-2002).]

[Jewbo]

hey scully. did u listen 2 the commentary on BM? id love 2 know some of the details. i love comentaries at the best of times and id do anything to hear the BM one.

[ominous_oat]

The only problem with all these reviews and stuff is.....Now I want to see someone killed with a cucumber...*sigh* maybe when I make Bloody Murder 3 (my now future goal).

[This message has been edited by ominous_oat (edited 05-09-2002).]

[Scully1888]

Ah, I leave you guys for 2 days and when I come back there are so many great things happening...

ominous_oat, Parc? Fucking genius! And that Jon Tatum thing could be a damn huge scoop if he's telling the truth. I could even set up an interview with the guy!
Do you have his e-mail address, oat?

Jewbo - I have indeed listened to the commentary, and there are some interesting tidbits there that I will post on this topic as soon as my university work quietens down a bit. Probably a week or two. One interesting fact is that there are 3 or 4 different guys playing Trevor Moorhouse, including Portillo himself, who plays the "drunken" Trevor at the start of the film who kills Bill.

And I also got an e-mail from someone asking where I got my copy. I told them that I got it in Blockbuster in Edinburgh, and that the reason their Blockbuster doesn't have it is because Ralph Portillo was born in Edinburgh and he wanted the first copies of his greatest film to date to be shipped there as a video premiere.

Although knowing my luck, the person'll live in Edinburgh too.

[Scully1888]

Here's the start of my Haikus thing, but I don't think it's necessairly very funny.

Give it a quick read and tell me what you think. If it's funny I'll keep going. If not, I'll leave it and finish it when I have time (I hate leaving things unfinished).

Car drives into view.
Broken down, but it looks fine.
Bill is quite confused.

He walks down the road.
Disappears and then appears.
What the hell was that.

Bill comes to a truck.
"Thank God I ran into you."
Whoops Bill, you fucked up.

Out comes a masked man.
"Trevor Moorhouse," mutters Bill.
Then he falls over.

Moorhouse chases Bill
Through the harshly-lighted woods.
Trevor looks quite drunk.

Bill then falls again.
This guy just can't run for shit.
Still though, he gets up.

Fuck, he's fell again.
This time Trevor's caught young Bill.
Out comes the chainsaw.

We see Bill's dumb face.
"No-oo-oo-oo-oo" he screams.
Too late Bill, you're fucked.

Now we see a car.
In this car are 5 dumb teens.
None of them can act.

First we have Toby.
He's the token funny guy.
But he's not funny.

Next up we have Dean.
He looks like the wrestler Edge.
He has funny hair.

Then there is Whitney.
She looks like she's Latino.
She can't act at all.

Jason's also there.
His name copys that guy from
Friday The 13th.

Finally there's Jules.
She's cute, but acts woodenly.
Much like everyone.

The title appears.
"Bloody Murder", plain white font.
A cheap piece of shit.

Then "Carlos Puente".
Puerto Rican and lazy*.
*NOT THAT THERE'S A LINK http://www.joblo.com/ubb/smile.gif

----------

They arrive at camp.
The sign says "LAKE PLACID PINES".
That sounds cheap as hell.

Patrick then appears.
Names them all with seeming ease.
He also bends spoons.

Brad is introduced.
He and Jason once ran track.
Not that that matters.

Then we meet the stars:
Surfer Dude and the quite cute
Blonde Chick With No Name.

"No shortage of knives".
Toby states the obvious.
It's all cheesy stuff.

[ominous_oat]

Scully that's the funniest thing I've read since your in depth review. Great stuff, please continue!

Also i hope this guy doesn't mind that I give away his e-mail address, I'm going to post his entire reply to my message. In which he explains what he did:

=========================================
From: JTatum-2
Received: Thu May 9 02:08:36 2002

An assistant production coordinator assists the Production Coordinator and UPM or Line Producer in getting the production office going for preparation of shooting and handles phone calls during shooting and wrap. Also, I was in charge of doing certificates of insurance, so things on the set were covered and scheduling picture vehicles. BM2 was a little different, considering we were in one location in Idyllwild, CA, which was 6000 ft. I normally get to do more things and help the people I work with directly since I've done smaller shows. On a larger show, I'd be more in charge of keeping things under control in the office as well as doing runs around town to pick up things we need at the office or for the film (eg. office supplies, the actual film, getting checks signed by the producer). It's pretty cool because in order for people on the crew to get things they want, they have to be nice to you. If you have Cinemax, a series I worked on last fall is on called The Best Sex Ever. It's extremely trashy. If you want to email me, I'll get the message faster. It's JTatum5655@aol.com
============================================

*sigh* wish I had skinemax....

[Scully1888]

My God oat, you are THE man...

[Jason Voorhees]

Wow, who would've ever thought we'd actually hear from someone who worked on BM2? Extraordinary, fellas, extraordinary...

[Scully1888]

Well, I've just e-mailed Mr Tatum asking him if I can interview him.

I told him the truth (which is unusual for me): that I am an Edinburgh-based Journalism student at Napier University, Edinburgh, who would like to interview him on his work in Bloody Murder 2, due to the cult following the original has on the internet and among fellow Napier University students.

[Jason Voorhees]

The comments page on BM2 contains some of the best literature anyone could ever read. Hell, even the recommendations are priceless; "The Scorpion King", anyone? Seriously, what the hell?

lol. This is the stuff of legends...

[ominous_oat]

All the reccomendations are:

Mummy Returns, The
Hannibal
Tremors 3: Back to Perfection
Scream 2
Jurassic Park III
Alien: Resurrection
Prophecy 3: The Ascent, The
Scream 3
Jason X
Prophecy II, The

[Jason Voorhees]

Thanks for listing those, Oat. This just keeps getting better and better...

[ominous_oat]

Well I wrote Jon Tatum to ask if Portillo had the least bit involvment in Bloody Murder 2, and he said:

_______________________________________
I've honestly never even seen the first Bloody Murder. Rob Spera did direct
BM2 and the other guy [Ralph Portillo] was not involved at all. I don't even remember who
wrote the script. The shoot was just kinda hellish because of the cold. I
come from Illinois where it's normally that cold in December, but even after
1.5 ys in LA, my blood thinned, so the snow was unwelcomed. I'll see the
first bloody murder sometime when I get it on dvd from netflix. I heard it
was quite bad, like when someone got killed, no one really cared and it all
took place during the day.
____________________________________________

(Also I'm going to say it once again, the haiku's are hilarious Scully).

[gorysnoopy]

maybe bm2 might turn out to be good,since portdildo is not involved......NAH!

great haikus,scully-funny as hell!

[gorysnoopy]

ha ha i just bid on bm1 on ebay
1.00
heh ill probably win it!

[someguy]

I BEG, I PLEAD!!! Scully...


GIVE HIM THE LINK TO YOUR ANALYSIS!!!

[XCoRyX]

wow!so i checked out the website for one of the actresses in BM2...and wow all the girls in the movie are hot!And hey who knows maybe we have a winner on our hands ...

[James_Sully_Sullivan]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Scully1888:
Here's the start of my Haikus thing, but I don't think it's necessairly very funny.

Give it a quick read and tell me what you think. If it's funny I'll keep going. If not, I'll leave it and finish it when I have time (I hate leaving things unfinished).

Car drives into view.
Broken down, but it looks fine.
Bill is quite confused.

He walks down the road.
Disappears and then appears.
What the hell was that.

Bill comes to a truck.
"Thank God I ran into you."
Whoops Bill, you fucked up.

Out comes a masked man.
"Trevor Moorhouse," mutters Bill.
Then he falls over.

Moorhouse chases Bill
Through the harshly-lighted woods.
Trevor looks quite drunk.

Bill then falls again.
This guy just can't run for shit.
Still though, he gets up.

Fuck, he's fell again.
This time Trevor's caught young Bill.
Out comes the chainsaw.

We see Bill's dumb face.
"No-oo-oo-oo-oo" he screams.
Too late Bill, you're fucked.

Now we see a car.
In this car are 5 dumb teens.
None of them can act.

First we have Toby.
He's the token funny guy.
But he's not funny.

Next up we have Dean.
He looks like the wrestler Edge.
He has funny hair.

Then there is Whitney.
She looks like she's Latino.
She can't act at all.

Jason's also there.
His name copys that guy from
Friday The 13th.

Finally there's Jules.
She's cute, but acts woodenly.
Much like everyone.

The title appears.
"Bloody Murder", plain white font.
A cheap piece of shit.

Then "Carlos Puente".
Puerto Rican and lazy*.
*NOT THAT THERE'S A LINK http://www.joblo.com/ubb/smile.gif

----------

They arrive at camp.
The sign says "LAKE PLACID PINES".
That sounds cheap as hell.

Patrick then appears.
Names them all with seeming ease.
He also bends spoons.

Brad is introduced.
He and Jason once ran track.
Not that that matters.

Then we meet the stars:
Surfer Dude and the quite cute
Blonde Chick With No Name.

"No shortage of knives".
Toby states the obvious.
It's all cheesy stuff.</font>

Dude, that's funny shite! amazing also (I suck at haikus)...I tell you Scull, you are the coolest schmoe in this board...

[bowieee]

I just wanted to post about how when i walked by the dvd copy of bloody murder sitting on the shelf of the video store I went to today made me smile. So much enjoyment has come out of the epitomy of poopiness.

[This message has been edited by bowieee (edited 05-10-2002).]

[Jason Voorhees]

Originally posted by bowieee:
]I just wanted to post about how when i walked by the dvd copy of bloody murder sitting on the shelf of the video store I went to today made me smile. So much enjoyment has come out of the epitomy of poopiness.

I completely agree. Isn't it grand?

[ominous_oat]

It's incredible isn't it? Scully, it takes real talent to make a movie like this enjoyable. You're quite gifted. (quite?!?!)

[Scully1888]

Aw shucks guys...

You know how to make a guy feel wanted.

Now, on to EXCELLENT NEWS!

I have now lined up an interview with Jon Tatum (the assistant production coordinator guy that oat found), so I should get a shitload of Bloody Murder 2 info from him!

And now, even better news if this turns out to be true...

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">
Originally posted by XCoryX:
wow!so i checked out the website for one of the actresses in BM2...and wow all the girls in the movie are hot!And hey who knows maybe we have a winner on our hands ...
</font>

Well, the person who I lied to and told that Ralph Portillo got copies shipped to Edinburgh sent me this reply... looks like she bought it AND this is interesting...

"oh...I am the blond girl in the film and they claim they can't even get me a screening copy....is it really ok? I'm nervous about it."

HELL MOTHERFUCKING YES! This girls claims to be called Malia Working, and if she really is the blond girl from Bloody Murder 2 then it looks like we might have interview number 2!

[ominous_oat]

Oh I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, and I hope that she's for real.

(Also speaking of blonde chicks, wouldn't it be great if you could also get an interview with Blonde Chick With No Name?)

[Jason Voorhees]

Oh, man. I can't wait to hear what they have to say...

[JasonSlasher]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Scully1888:
Aw shucks guys...

You know how to make a guy feel wanted.

Now, on to EXCELLENT NEWS!

I have now lined up an interview with Jon Tatum (the assistant production coordinator guy that oat found), so I should get a shitload of Bloody Murder 2 info from him!

And now, even better news if this turns out to be true...

Well, the person who I lied to and told that Ralph Portillo got copies shipped to Edinburgh sent me this reply... looks like she bought it AND this is interesting...

"oh...I am the blond girl in the film and they claim they can't even get me a screening copy....is it really ok? I'm nervous about it."</font>

Shit now I am starting to feel a little bad. It looks like we got her hopes up.

[ominous_oat]

Perhaps you could tell her that we haven't seen the movie yet, in fact it hasn't been released, and we were worried it wasn't going to get released. So we were hoping by creating a larger public intrest it would get released. It's not *that* far from the truth.

[Jason Voorhees]

Pretty good idea, Oat.

[Andrew Tom]

I finally got to see this...classic. I watched it with my cousins(three kids, ages 5-10) and I had a blast. Also a "weird" thing...the ten year old boy knew all that would happen(the oar to the back of the head etc.). Talking about a predictable movie.

Anyway, thanks to Scully I enjoyed this movie and so did the kids(I pointed out the part where the killer shit his pants and Larry Bird's farts). In fact once it was over, they wanted to see it again, but I couldn't take it again so soon.

Oh and the first scene was a laugh out loud. I mean even the five year old was laughing very hard to the chase.

I don't think Portillo had that in mind when he made this.

[This message has been edited by Andrew Tom (edited 05-11-2002).]

[Jason Voorhees]

Well, it works as a children's film: no gore, no nudity, not scary at all, freaking hilarious...

:).

[fatale_femme]

Hey Scully.

Just like to say I love this thread. The main reason I have taken time out of my busy drinking schedule here at Lincoln Uni to re-register at Joblo is to say thank you for giving me a good laugh!!!! I have been lurking around, reading for a while, but this is the first time I have actually come back and started writing things. Mind me askin ya what yer studyin? is it English or similar? Or are you a kick-ass writer through yer own learning?

I saw Bloody Murder ages ago with my pansy of a ExBoyfriend and it actually scared him! mwah ha ha. Now I have even more reason to mock the Cretin! Keep up the good work! Keep writing!

From: AnOtHeR_cUtE_bLoNdE_wItH_nO_nAmE!!!!!

[ominous_oat]

It scared him? Sheesh it wouldn't even scare my mom, the same woman who was frightened by Manos: Hands of Fate....

I hope you don't mind my briefly mocking your ex really quick by saying....HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
How lame....

[Scully1888]

(Sweet Jesus, page 12... and to think this thing sucks, too!)

Thanks Andrew Tom, I really appreciate it.

And fatale_femme, I'm studying Journalism at Napier University in Edinburgh, but I wouldn't say I was a kick-ass writer! I'm only pointing out things that everyone else notices. Or do they? Anyway, many thanks to you too. I really do appreciate when people thank me, cause it encourages me to do more.

And I got another reply from this girl... turns out her name's NOT Malia, but Katy. Here's her reply (after I asked if I could interview her):

"yeah...as long as you dont make fun of me!!! I read you're bloody murder 1 long post...It was so great!!! any way my e-mail is xxxxxxxx@xxxxx.com (sorry, had to edit it)...e-mail me anytime.
katy"

So that's... interesting. http://www.joblo.com/ubb/smile.gif

[This message has been edited by Scully1888 (edited 05-11-2002).]

[psycho path]

Is that the Femme from the boards a long time ago?

[ominous_oat]

Scully, it's a shame you can't see how incredibly funny your in depth analysis is, but I can understand that. I'm always writing things, short stories, scripts, poetry (don't laugh at me!). Anyway I'm always convinced that they suck royally, but whenever I show it to someone they say it's great....

Anyway, that's great that you have those two interviews lined up. (Although now you can't make fun of Katy (was that her name?) if you plan to write an in depth review of Bloody Murder 2, oh well). You can get so much BM2 info out of them!

[Scully1888]

Yeah, and hopefully I can get an interview with Tiffany Shepis out of it. My god, that chick is incredibly hot!

Check out her website... and her galleries.

http://www.globaloptima.co.uk/projects/proj_epsilon/index.asp

I'll tell you one thing... this girl wouldn't be shy to get naked. And I'm damn glad.

[Scully1888]

Oh SHIT YES!!!!!!!!!

WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE!!!!!!

Here's a review with that Tiffany Shepis chick I'm talking about that I just found.

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">
Taken from an interview by Newbreed Productions with Tiffany Shepis:
Q: Give the low down on Bloody Murder 2.
A: Yes it is very different from the original --it's actually good http://www.joblo.com/ubb/smile.gif Ya know 6 camp counselors closing down the summer camp for the winter, there is a killer on the loose, people start dying --ya know typically horror movie deal, but I really think it's worth the watch. A really young good looking- good acting cast a decent plot with a big surprise on the killer....oh yeah and I get naked(first time ever well in my adult life)</font>

HOLY SHIT! Looks like Bloody Murder has one thing the original didn't... NUDITY!

[countchocula]

I can't believe this. My expectations for BM2 are actually rising. A sign of the apocalypse for sure...

[slasherfan]

here is my Bloody Murder 2 review, just posted, I'll register another name and do another one, some other time.

Ok, what happened here? This isn't right, sequels arn't ment to be better they are ment to be worse. Ok, so it would be hard to make a worse movie then Bloody Murder but I mean look at this was strange. I rented this thinking I was going to punish myself but I was wrong. The basic plot involves a group of camp counsillers who are going to fix up the camp. They hear the legend of Trevor Moorhouse over a camp fire (A wink to Friday The 13th and The Burning) and dismiss it. I am only giving a basic plot here, there are things going on with each individual that is to hard to go into, each person here counts though. The next night our heros return to the campfire and deside to play a game, BLOODY MURDER. What they don't realise is that someone is playing another game, well it's the same same, different rules. Traps are set up all over the camp, cleaver traps, not Home Alone crap. The teens spend the rest of the night running in terror as tey are chased by "Trevor Moorhouse". Who is trevor Moorhouse, the chainsaw handed hockymasked psycho? That's the basic plot, it takes at least half and hour to get to the killing, the first half of the movie is so well written, we care for each charicter, we feel like we know them. I felt sorry when each one had to go. I almost wished there was no slashing. But slashing there is and boy was that fun. We get sliced up bodies, crushed bodies, impalments, the blood was splattered all over the screen, charicters where knee deep in blood. Also there are alot of smart hints to other horror movies. "Jesus Christ you's swear we where are Camp Crystal Lake or something" one chaicter says "Lighten up Leatherface, I was just pissing around" "You look like Jason with that thing on". Even some quotes to popular horror "What do you expect me to do, run? SCREAM? Sorry Mr. Ghostface I don't think so" I loved th gore, I have to kwpt bringing it up cause I loved the gore in this movie, some of the deaths may seem wierd on printed paper (one involved a pepsi can and a carrot) but they are actully quite clever and original. The suspence in this movie is riviting some traps where so surprising, you see one thing happening then something really cool just comes out and get your heart beating. Pure genious. I really think this should be a stand alone movie, being called Bloody Murder 2 means people will skip it based on how poor the other one was but beleive me this is BLOODY good fun (I felt so sorry for that one guy who was tied to a tree, a huge log came swinging down and splattered his head all over the tree, I felt sick) Ignore Bloody Murder, rent the sequel, it's slick, stylish and scary as hell.

[slasherfan]

Does anyone else have images of some poor sap running to the video store, buying Bloody Murder 2, running home shoving it in the VCR, only to find out it's a steaming pile of cow shit.

[JasonSlasher]

Slasherfan, be sure to be careful with all those details. From the post above it, the girl mentions that it's about closing camp and it's in the winter, so they couldn't be opening it or having a campire. Good review, but you might wanna skimp out a little on those details.

[JasonSlasher]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Scully1888:
Oh SHIT YES!!!!!!!!!

WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE!!!!!!

Here's a review with that Tiffany Shepis chick I'm talking about that I just found.

HOLY SHIT! Looks like Bloody Murder has one thing the original didn't... NUDITY!</font>

WOO HOO! NOW I'VE SEEN EVERYTHING!
Party at my house!

[Jason Voorhees]

On my god, BM2 may actually be...decent!?

A sign of the apocalypse, indeed :).

[bowieee]

What if Bm2 is actually good? Of course hell would have frozen over and the sky would be littered with flying pigs but what if.....? http://www.joblo.com/ubb/smile.gif

[Andrew Tom]

I was just thinking...maybe they should re-release Bloody Murder with Scully's analysis and the upcoming Bloody Lego Murder as extras...that would be so sweet...

As for BM2...yes, the girl is very hot and I'm actually looking forward to this.

[Scully1888]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Andrew Tom:
I was just thinking...maybe they should re-release Bloody Murder with Scully's analysis and the upcoming Bloody Lego Murder as extras...that would be so sweet...
</font>

Funny you should say that. You know what my dream is?
For Bloody Murder to be re-released with a commentary track provided by yours truly.
In fact, how about Bloody Murder with TWO commentary tracks by me, just so I can fit everything in?

I would love to do that - it would be my ultimate dream.

[This message has been edited by Scully1888 (edited 05-12-2002).]

[ominous_oat]

Oh man, that would be the coolest thing every if you could get to do commentary on it.

Maybe your talking to these Bloody Murder 2 people will eventually lead to your talking to the Bloody Murder 1 people. Which in turn could eventually lead to your doing the commentary on it. (Hey maybe Portillo would actually like your analysis...except for the whole calling him Pordildo thing...)

[chinton]

Yes Scully doing the commentary would rock!!!!!!

[ominous_oat]

Breaking news people! Bloody Murder is theraputic. Just a little while ago I was feeling depressed, so I watched Bloody Murder, and BAM! I'm back to my usual cold, cynical, yet happy self!...Although it might have an opposite effect on people who haven't read the analysis...

[bowieee]

Bump this one was getting too far down the page for this schmoes comfort and mental well being. ack damn typos http://www.joblo.com/ubb/smile.gif

[This message has been edited by bowieee (edited 05-13-2002).]

[Jason Voorhees]

Damn right, Bowie. This thread's gonna persevere...

:).

[ominous_oat]

Geez, this thing is never going to go away. It's going to always stay at the top of the page, and in the future it's going to have pages and pages that say only "bump"...I wouldn't have it any other way...

[gorysnoopy]

oat,
you are sooo right about this being a splendid form of therapy.
i work in a hellish environment-home improvement&gt; http://www.joblo.com/ubb/frown.gif and whenever i have a shitty day(just about every day,come to think of it)i read this post.
instantly i feel a million times better!

so thank you scully for saving me mucho$$$$ on a psychiatrist http://www.joblo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Scully1888]

How many times do i need to say it? All the thanks should go to YOU guys.

And gorysnoopy, I'm glad I saved you money on a psychiatrist. However, I have the feeling I might need one, with the amount of times I've seen this beast.

Haikus still coming!

[XCoRyX]

i think we are all each others poison that makes each other watch this over and over again...agree?

[LukeA]

Just want to say that I've been following this for a while, and despite my love of B-movie mock-fodder, I just didn't know if I had the intestinal fortitude to sit through this elephantitis-enlarged teste.
Well, last night I finally gave into the pressure and added Bloody Murder to my weekly rentals.
So I got home, popped the tape in, and proceeded to print out the entire analysis by Scully off of the Bloody Good horror page.
And with that beside me, I entered the world that I feel I know so well, despite having never met it officially in a social setting.
I was not disappointed....and the tears that flowed from my eyes were tears of joy. Thank you.

[ominous_oat]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by XCoRyX:
i think we are all each others poison that makes each other watch this over and over again...agree?</font>

Yup agreed, Scully being the most poisionous of them all. Thanks man!...I feel like watching Bloody Murder again now....

gee, this is my 500th post..good thing it's in my favorite thread.

[daDRILLERkiller]

bump'n it up just incase . . .

[bowieee]

bm2 come out so this thread wont go to the hell which is page three of this forum.

[Scully1888]

LukeA, your comments were very much appreciated. I'm glad I stirred you to such emotions (although God knows how I did it http://www.joblo.com/ubb/smile.gif).

And bowieee, you bring up a good point. What will happen when Bloody Murder 2 comes out?

I think when it comes out, I'll post a new topic called "BLOODY MURDER 2 IN-DEPTH ANALYSIS - IT RETURNS!!", but continue to keep this one alive by tyring to add new and original stuff to it.

I want to try and keep this post alive without having to resort to bumps, as it seems like the easy way out (although I appreciate bowieee doing so a day or two ago).

Haikus by Monday at the latest! Sorry about the delay, but I have 7000 words of University work to do for Monday.

[Jason Voorhees]

So, how many times have you guys seen Bloody Murder? Just a general interest question; none of us can beat Scully's number, obviously :).

As for me...six times.

[Scully1888]

Oh god, I can't even remember how many times now, surely it's more than 50 times. Quite sad.

[Scully1888]

For a special treat, as my 470th reply I thought I'd let one of my dear personal friends (who is too lazy to actually register) say something. apparently she wants to comment on this and I am at a loss as to what she is going to type.

So, I present to you the lovely (and single) Halina Rybarczyk. (Polish)


<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Well, Chris works really hard to give you lot this. I hope you appreciate him and his worldy-wise analysis of this "amazing" film. I haven't read it all but hey, it cracks me up. I'm not Polish by the way. It's just a name!
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Indeed. What a lass. If it wasn't for this young female's passsion for Bloody Murder, I would never have finished this analysis so I insist that instead of thanking me for this whole topic, you should thank Halina.

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[gorysnoopy]

i havent even seen this yet.
i feel no need to,scully's analysis does enuff for me.

[LukeA]

I hadn't either, until two nights ago. When my life changed forever. The "Why, so you can punch ME in the stomach" line is worth the money you spend alone. Plus, Doug's reaction to Toby's "six degrees of mutilation" line was the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Seriously. I've seen lots of funny stuff. This is the funniest. Of all time. I think I rewound that and guffawed for at least ten minutes. And I was by myself. Pathetic, yes, but I was having a good time and that's all that matters!

[Adam Bateman10]

Scully, you're analysis is pretty much the only written piece that has ever made made me laugh (well besides American Psycho but that doesn't count). So I think what you've done is friggin hilarious and I truly hope you keep up the good work. Peace.

[Adam Bateman10]

Oh, and by the way.. My roommate literally pissed himself (sorry for the swearing) when Jessica Morris bit it hard into the ground when she did that unscripted fall. If you ask me, that fall alone makes this movie a classic. Peace

[ominous_oat]

Trust me man, swearing is allowed on this board.

[Scully1888]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by ominous_oat:
Trust me man, swearing is allowed on this board.</font>

Fuck yes it is.

[LukeA]

Yeah, that was a particularly nasty fall...is it just me, or can you hear her go "Ah, Shit!' or something like that after she falls? I thought I heard that, but it could have just been my hilarity-addled brain.
Hey, Scully, at the part when they're throwing the canoes in the lake (one...two...three!) and Jason offers to help them, I get the feeling that this was an attempt on the writer's part to show that he was a "take-charge" kind of guy. Julie grins proudly at him, and Toby is scowling at that, I think. The complete lack of any acting ability makes it sort of hard to be sure, but what do you think? Jealousy?

[Jason Voorhees]

Yeah, the unscripted fall alone is definitely worth the price of admission.

[ominous_oat]

Scully get this! I found another painted tree appearance....when Julie is going to the lake around 0:46:00 I think. Or in that area anyway. I think once she starts running or something there's a shot where the camera's in front of her so it shows a tree behind her, and it has none other then the orange paint blob on it!

[Scully1888]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by ominous_oat:
Scully get this! I found another painted tree appearance....when Julie is going to the lake around 0:46:00 I think. Or in that area anyway. I think once she starts running or something there's a shot where the camera's in front of her so it shows a tree behind her, and it has none other then the orange paint blob on it!</font>

Ah Christ! I knew I'd forgotten one! Top marks, oat child! Truly you are ominous...

[Scully1888]

Holy shit, page 13?

Okay schmoes this is where it could get unlucky. Fortunately, however, I have a very interesting thing I'm going to post either tonight or tomorrow night regarding Bloody Murder 2...

[Jewbo]

oo the suspense.

[Jewbo]

oo the suspense.

[Scully1888]

Hmmm... apparently there's 483 replies, but I can only count 481.
That's weird.

[Scully1888]

Ah, no that's it. Damn double-posting.

[This message has been edited by Scully1888 (edited 05-16-2002).]

[ominous_oat]

Bloody Murder 2 news? Oh how I hope it's positive!

[gorysnoopy]

not to be whiny,but where are the haikus?

[XCoRyX]

im gonna call blockbuster tommorow and ask when they get BM2 in...i just dont have the balls to walk in and ask for it...

[ominous_oat]

They'd probably laugh in your face

[Andrew Tom]

I just checked IMDb and BM2 is at 9.3/10(27 votes). Wouldn't it be great to see this movie at IMDb's top 250 list. Hell, maybe it could even top Godfather http://www.joblo.com/ubb/wink.gif

[Scully1888]

Okay here's the news.

I was speaking to Jon Tatum and he told me that he couldn't tell me a lot about plot and such in the film because... it's been delayed.

Not all bad news, however. It's been delayed because of the possibilities of... A THEATRICAL RELEASE!

Here's an extract from our conversation (Jon if you're reading this, hope you don't mind):

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Conversation between Scully1888 & Jon Tatum:
SCULLY1888 says: hows it going?
Jon says: pretty good, how about you?
SCULLY1888 says: yeah, not abd
SCULLY1888 says: *bad
SCULLY1888 says: extremely tired, the usual
Jon says: long night?
SCULLY1888 says: yeah, you could say that
Jon says: any beer involved?
SCULLY1888 says: nah, i don't drink
SCULLY1888 says: long story
Jon says: oh, ok
Jon says: drama
SCULLY1888 says: yeah
SCULLY1888 says: could be a potential Bloody murder 3 sub-plot
Jon says: ya, i'm sure they'll see how BM2 does before they make that
SCULLY1888 says: yeah, no doubt
Jon says: as it turns out, i can't tell you anything about the film because they got a buyer and will release it to cinemas hopefully around the fall
SCULLY1888 says: seriousl? It's coming to theaters?
Jon says: ya, who knew. i guess the buyers loved it
SCULLY1888 says: that's... weird
SCULLY1888 says: So is that some kind of legal agreement then, that you can't discuss it?
Jon says: i was told it's been sold for foreign markets too and should be heading to the UK first, then some other ares
Jon says: yes, they don't want any further plot points released or anything
SCULLY1888 says: ah
SCULLY1888 says: can you at least confirm that Trevor Moorhouse will be in it?
Jon says: well, it wouldn't be a bloody murder film without him
SCULLY1888 says: true
Jon says: other than that, i can't go into it as far as plot or special fx
SCULLY1888 says: ok, that's cool
SCULLY1888 says: I already know that there's a slit throat
Jon says: but i guess they're doing a 35mm blow up of the 16mm and everything
SCULLY1888 says: yeah
Jon says: there's also a 2 disc deluxe dvd in the process of being made
SCULLY1888 says: that seems too good to be true
SCULLY1888 says: seriously?
Jon says: well, i guess there aren't any good horror films coming out anytime so they figured they had the market
SCULLY1888 says: yeah
SCULLY1888 says: so when could it be released in cinemas?
SCULLY1888 says: I mean, what with Halloween 8's July release that would be a bad time to do it
Jon says: well, that's not been determined yet, it may either get pushed to around halloween or maybe end of summer just to cash in on people going to the movies in teh summer
SCULLY1888 says: yeah
SCULLY1888 says: well, that's good news I guess
SCULLY1888 says: the delay's a bit annoying however
Jon says: yes, i know
SCULLY1888 says: so that means it'll be out in the UK, straight-to-video, before it gets released in the US?
Jon says: no, i wouldn't count on it
SCULLY1888 says: oh
SCULLY1888 says: ok
Jon says: the only way it'll get to the UK first is if someone finds a copy to bootleg and converts it to PAL
SCULLY1888 says: yeah
SCULLY1888 says: hope that doesn't happen
</font>

So there you have it - straight from the Assistant Production Coordinator's mouth. And before anyone thinks he's a fraud, I did some checking out and got some proof - he's the real thing, trust me.

[ominous_oat]

Theatrical release? 35mm blow-up? 2-disk DVD! It's just too much! Woo hoo!

[XCoRyX]

oh lord scully you are god,you made my day...if he is the real deal and they do release it in limited theaters,i am DEFINETLY making a call and petition for it to be in my neighborhood indy theater,the roxy,i mean they put the newest toxic avenger film on the screens,so why the hell not BM2?I will make sure this is in my city so i can go and see it on the big screen.if it is on the big screen,it cant bother me how bad it is,cause i will enjoy most of the horror i see on the big screen,espicially on the big screen,god scully you made my day indeed.

[countchocula]

This doesn't make any sense. How does a sequel to a cheap straight-to-video slasher get a theatrical release? 99.8% of those who actually saw the original (which couldn't possibly be a triple-digit number) despised it. Plus, the "hip" slasher subgenre has died down temporarily and I wouldn't think that there would be much money to be made in releasing another one. I'm puzzled beyond comprehension. It's not that I don't trust you, Scully, but the doubt is overwhelming.

[XCoRyX]

just because they dont do good financially doesnt mean they wont make anymore...and i also found it hard to believe theyd want to make a sequel to this in a serious manner,but hey why not?more horror is always good...espicially any kind of theatrical release...and i can tell if by triple digit numbers you mean no more the hundreds of dollars,i guarantee you they made atleast a thousand dollars....so many people saw this film,regardless how bad it was in opinions of them.

[Andrew Tom]

I waited him to comment on the comments people have written on IMDb, since nobody has actually been able to see the film.(Well, not here in Finland anyway)

Anyway, I'm glad for Trevor Moorhouse if the movie does get a cinematic release. But that means it would take a while till it reaches Finland(since the "original" hasn't even been released here).

Bloody Murder movie with nudity and the possibility to see it in the cinema. I'm shocked. Where's this world coming to?

Oh, we're 4 posts away from 500 posts.

[fatale_femme]

So this movie might be at the cinema. That is so bizarre! The first movie gets 2/10 on IMDB and is apparently the 81st worst movie ever made, and the 2nd gets 9/10!

I is very confused *goes for a lie down*

sorry, just had to add something- The director, Rob Spera directed Leprechaun in the Hood, and a load of movies that sound like soft core porn. see for yourselves:

http://us.imdb.com/Name?Spera,+Rob

oh and he also wrote Leprechaun in the Hood. Which is nice.

[This message has been edited by fatale_femme (edited 05-18-2002).]

[gorysnoopy]

i too find this hard to believe.
i have never heard of a staight to video getting a sequel released in theaters.

does anyone know of a case where that has actually happened?

[XCoRyX]

i cant say i have but i certainly aint bothered by it,more horror in theaters is a plus for me.