The best song titles EVER... :)

[bowieee]

I was talking with some friends about the coolest song titles ever and we came to the conclusion that the greatest song title of all time is:


Normal carpet ride

by rocket from the crypt.

what my dear schmoes are your picks?

[The Postmaster General]

Downs Are Feminine Balloons.

[Indiana Sev]

Tarzan Boy - Baltimora
The Sun Always Shines on TV- A-ha
The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down- The Band

[BadCoverVersion]

Why Does It Hurt When I Pee? - Frank Zappa
Girlfriend in a Coma - The Smiths
You're the one for me, Fatty - The Smiths
The Pop Singers Fear of The Pollen Count - The Divine Comedy

And for some reason I always loved...

Semi-Detached Suburban Mr. James - Manfred Mann

[Psychocandy]

Allow me to present some examples courtesy of the warped mind of Wayne Coyne (Flaming Lips)...

Psychiatric Explorations of the Fetus With Needles

Guy Who Got a Headache and Accidentally Saves the World

Pilot Can at the Queer of God

Hari-Krishna Stomp Wagon (Fuck Led Zepplin)

Talkin' 'Bout The Smiling Deathporn Immortality Blues (Everyone Wants To Live Forever)

You Have To Be Joking (Autopsy Of The Devil's Brain)

Train Runs Over the Camel But Is Derailed by the Gnat

Big Ol' Bug Is the New Baby Now

The mind of Wayne Coyne is a very strange place.

[SubMethod]

Another one from Wayne Coyne that I really like is...

Ego Tripping at the Gates of Hell

[BadCoverVersion]

Hey Bowieee, this might interest you...somebody recently told me that there is a tune called "Tom Waits For No Man"...:)

Have you heard of that one???

I'd forgotten all about it until now, but I'm going to have a scout about Kazaa.

It sounds...mmmm...interesting.

[quoth_the_raven]

kiss me where it smells funny-Bloodhound gang

I wish i was queer, so i could get chicks=Bloodhound gang






oh wait, we arent doing funny ones? :D

[bowieee]

Originally posted by BadCoverVersion
Hey Bowieee, this might interest you...somebody recently told me that there is a tune called "Tom Waits For No Man"...:)

Have you heard of that one???

I'd forgotten all about it until now, but I'm going to have a scout about Kazaa.

It sounds...mmmm...interesting.

I'm on it I'll be back with a full report of my musings...

[The Postmaster General]

Flying Colors in My MagiC Mushroom

[bowieee]

Kazaa gave me zip.

I've heard that title mentioned somewhere before too i think it might be some tom waits bootleg disk or I might just be talking out of my ass which i do quite often.

[Reigh Kaufman]

Not To Touch The Earth - The Doors

Gallons Of Rubbing Alcohol Flow Through The Strip - Nirvana

It's Caper Time (Theme From The Italian Job) - Quincy Jones

Renegades Of Funk - Rage Against The Machine

If They Move, Kill 'Em - Primal Scream

Everybody Has Got Something To Hide Except For Me And My Monkey - The Beatles

Goodbye Yellow Brick Road - Elton John

[BakeTheMooCow]

Nirvana - I Hate Myself And Want To Die
Stone Temple Pilots - Dead And Bloated
Nirvana - Moist Vagina
Nine Inch Nails - The Perfect Drug
Opeth - The Night And The Silent Water
Deftones - Be Quiet And Drive
Nothingface - Piss And Vinegar
Mr. Bungle - My Ass Is On Fire
Opeth - The Funeral Portrait
Primus - Los Bastardos

[bankholdup]

My Girlfriend's Dead by The Vandals

[quoth_the_raven]

Originally posted by bankholdup
My Girlfriend's Dead by The Vandals



i dont wanna talk about her
but someone always ask about her
so i tell them all my girlfriends dead


god i love that band and that song :D:D

[Voodoodoll]

Are you Feelin' Me? - Aaliyah
Shocker in Gloomtown - The Breeders
All Hail Me - Veruca Salt
Cruise Your New Baby Fly Self - Girls Against Boys

:)

[thebloodfeaster]

"The Cold Harshness of Being Wrong Throughout Your Entire Life" by Today Is the Day

[Fettdog]

Give Me All Of Your Lovin' Or I Will Kill You - Macy Gray

Grab The Devil By The Horns And Fuck Him Up The Ass - Sum 41

[Grebdron]

Detachable Penis - King Missile

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again. This happens all the time: it's detachable. This comes in handy a lot of the time: I can leave it home when I think it's going to get me in trouble, or I can rent it out when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning I can't for the life of me remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment and I couldn't find it so I called up the place where the party was. They hadn't seen it either. I asked them to check the medicine cabinet (because for some reason I leave it there sometimes) but not this time. So I told them if it pops up to let me know. I called some other people from the party but they were no help either.

I was starting to get desperate. I really don't like being without my penis for too long. It makes me feel like less of a man, and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.

After a few hours of searching the house and calling everyone I could think of, I was starting to get very depressed. So I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast. Then as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's place where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it. He wanted 22 bucks, but I talked him down to 17. I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on.

I was happy again. Complete. People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but, I don't know. Even though it's sometimes a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis.

[beastieben21]

Phish- Tires Are The Things On Your Car That Make Contact With The Road

[bob]

It Takes a Lot to Laugh, It Takes a Train to Cry-Bob Dylan


I'd say that's the best ever.

[rikimaru187]

"Broken Heart's are for Assholes" -Frank Zappa. :D

[TheJadedGamer]

"Happy Holiday You Bastard"-blink-182

[DevilMonkey]

mmmm bop...What does it mean?!

[Falkor]

"I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here"

"If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now"

"My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss
Him"

From what I understand those are real songs...

[Memento88]

#41
The Song That Jane Likes
-The Dave Matthews Band

[Living_Dead_Dude]

White Zombie - Ratfinks, Suicide Tanks & Cannibal Girls
White Zombie - El Phantasmo & The Chicken-Run Blast-O-Rama
The Beatles - Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds
The Beatles - Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

[Raymond Babbit]

I've heard that NOFX has a lot of songs with funny titles. Someone recommended one to me, I think it was called "Put Your Peanut Butter In My Chocolate", or something like that.

[Raymond Babbit]

I've heard that NOFX has a lot of songs with funny titles. Someone recommended one to me, I think it was called "Put Your Peanut Butter In My Chocolate", or something like that.

Also, The Beatles- Everybody's Got Somethin' To Hide Except Me And My Monkey. Also by The Beatles- The Continuing Story Of Bungalow Bill.

Sorry I double posted, but I couldn't delete my first post.

[Romero&Juliet]

Lonnie Johnson's "You'll be Makin' Whoope in Hell Tonight"

!!!

[Dirkimus]

Lateralus - Tool
I am the Walrus - The Beatles
The Continuing Story of Bungalow Bill
Brown-Eyed Pickle Boy- Tripping Daisy
Your Socks have no Name - Tripping Daisy
Gease Paint and Monkey Krains - White Zombie
Brain Damage - Pink Floyd
Grave Robbers From Mars - Human Waste Project

[Droog989]

Fat Bottom Girls - by Queen

Someone had to say it:D :D :D :D :D

[cereal killer]

Grease Paint and Monkey Brains - White Zombie
Blood, Milk And Sky - White Zombie
Seasons In The Abyss - Slayer
Hammer Smashed Face - Cannibal corpse
Genocide Junkies - Black Label Society
Demise Of Sanity - Black Label Society

[Odd Emu]

Anal Cunt has some funny song titles. I don't actually care for their music though.

[travis]

5th ward boys-pussy weed and alcohol

any Bloodhound Gang song

cky-fatfuck

dropkick murphys-the pub with no beer

MC Face-Slaughter your otter

ministry-jesus built my hotrod

Pornosonic-spiderpussy

any Primus song

alot of Chili Peppers songs

Reel Big Fish-I want your girlfriend to be my girlfriend

Most of the STP songs

Sublime-40 oz to freedom

Any Tenacious D song

The Used-A Box Full of Sharp Objects

They Might be Giants-Please Pass the Milk Please

[SIREN30]

Recycling is Gay
Living Color is my Favorite Black Metal Band
Kyle From Incantation Has a Mustache
No,We Don't Want To Do a Split Seven Inch With Your Stupid Band
Hitler Was A Sensitive Man
Everyone in Limp Bizkit Should Be Killed
Having To Make Up Song Titles Sucks
Our Band is Wicked Sick (We Have the Flu)

all of the above songs are by the horrid band A.C. (but the song titles are hilarious! The Living Color one is my favorite...lol )

I also like:

The Great Shining Path of the Brave Monster Trucks-Clutch
Winter Kill Memory-3rd Degree Burnout
The Girl With the Weight of the World in her Hands-Indigo Girls
Spooning Good Singing Gum-The Cocteau Twins
The Itchy Glowbo Blow-The Cocteau Twins

[POLYDISTORTION]

"We Hate It When Our Friends Become Successful" - Morrissey

"Don't Eat The Yellow Snow" - Frank Zappa

"If You Leave Me Can I Come Too? " - Mental As Anything

"The KKK Took My Baby Away" - The Ramones

"Your Redneck Pass" - Ben Folds Five

"You Only Tell Me You Love Me When You're Drunk"-Pet Shop Boys

"Everyone I Went To High School With Is Dead" - Mr. Bungle

"My Girlfriend's Girlfriend" - Type O Negative

"Running To Stand Still" - U2

"Death Goes To The Disco" - Pulp

[The Handeman]

Metallica- Fade to Black

[electriclite]

PJ Harvey - The Whore's Hustle The Hustler's Whore

PJ Harvey - My Own Private Revolution

PJ Harvey - Long Snake Moan

Liz Phair - Whitechocolatespaceegg

Liz Phair - Fuck and Run

His Name is Alive - Sitting Still Moving Still Standing Outlooking

Elastica - Mad Dog God Dam

Cibo Matto - Sci-Fi Wasabi

Radiohead - Bullet Proof..... (I Wish I Was)

The Smiths - Shoplifters of the World Unite

The Smiths - Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others

Morrissey - Hairdresser on Fire

Sonic Youth - Teen Age Riot

Annie Lennox - Love Song for a Vampire

Aimee Mann - You're with Stupid

Violent Femmes - Blister in the Sun

[izombie]

Unsuccessfully Coping With The Natural Beauty Of Infidelity by Type O Negative, the song is also known as I know You're Fucking Somone Else

[scottish-movie-freak]

There once was an episode of Graham Norton (with Sheryl Crowe) and they came out with the most hilarious country western songs such as:

"Your not much fun now that I've quit drinking"

"Your the reason why our kids are so ugly" (I love that one)

"I stopped at the gas station of love...I got the express pump"

As far as I'm aware, they're all real! :D

*WOO HOO! Its my 800th post*

[teenkiller]

I Like Food- The Descendents

Well thats all for now GOoD JOURNEY my fellow schmoes.