The "which movie SUCKS more?" game

[TylerDurden182]

Remake

Paparazzi

Or

Bad Company

[SpacePuppet]

Bad Company

Evil Dead II
or
Army Of Darkness

[HeavyFknMetal]

I might get slaughtered for this but...

Army of Darkness


Last Man Standing

or

Last Boy Scout

[KillerKlown]

Originally posted by HeavyFknMetal
[B]I might get slaughtered for this but...

Army of Darkness[B]



Why? You're absolutely right - AOD sucks way more than ED2. ;)


Last Man Standing



Demolition Man

or

Cliffhanger

[HeavyFknMetal]

I just figured that the majority here would pick Evil Dead 2 over Army of Darkness

Demolition Man


The Natural

or

Eight Men Out

[RustyRazor]

Eight Men Out




Little Big League
or
Rookie of the Year?

[HeavyFknMetal]

Little Big League


Mighty Joe Young

or

Son of Kong

[RustyRazor]

Mighty Joe Young





Sinbad of the Seven Seas
or
The Golden Voyage of Sinbad?

[HeavyFknMetal]

The Golden Voyage of Sinbad


John Q

or

Man on Fire

[TylerDurden182]

John Q


Bride Of Chucky

Or

Seed Of Chucky

[VictimOfChanges]

Seed

Stealing Harvard
or
Freddy Got Fingered

[TylerDurden182]

Stealing Harvard


Catwoman

Or

Fantastic Four

[Terror Australis]

Catwoman all the way!



THE REF

or

BAD SANTA

[RustyRazor]

(Despite my hate for Billy Bob Thornton)


The Ref



Santa Claus: The Movie (oy)
or
Jingle All The Way?

[KillerKlown]

Jingle All The Way




Twins

or

Dead Ringers

[HeavyFknMetal]

Twins


Nine Months

or

Junior

[TylerDurden182]

Junior


Good Burger

Or

First kid

[HeavyFknMetal]

First Kid


Lemony Snickets

or

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

[RustyRazor]

Chamber of Secrets



Sheena
or
Red Sonja?

[HeavyFknMetal]

Sheena


Hot Shots

or

Hot Shots Part Deux

[TylerDurden182]

Hot Shots

You Got Served

Or

Havoc

[HeavyFknMetal]

You Got Served


The Replacements

or

Necessary Roughness

[TylerDurden182]

Necessary Roughness


Police Academy: Mission to Moscow

Or

Police Academy 6: City Under Siege

[HeavyFknMetal]

Police Academy 6: City Under Siege


Under Siege

or

Under Siege 2: Dark Territory

[Terror Australis]

Under Siege 2: Dark Territory.



DOGMA

or

CITY OF ANGELS

[TylerDurden182]

City of Angels

Half Past Dead

Or

Exit Wounds

[HeavyFknMetal]

Half Past Dead


American Pie

or

American Wedding

[TylerDurden182]

American Wedding

The New Guy

Or

Loser

[HeavyFknMetal]

The New Guy


Jury Duty

or

In the Army Now

[TylerDurden182]

Jury Duty

Bio-Dome

Or

Son In Law

[RustyRazor]

Oy! What a selection!


Son In Law




Two of a Kind
or
Grease 2?

[HeavyFknMetal]

Grease 2, god I hate that movie


Plan 9 From Outer Space

or

Glen or Glenda

[KillerKlown]

Plan 9 From Outer Space




Manhunter

or

Red Dragon

[HeavyFknMetal]

Red Dragon


The Adventures of Robin Hood

or

Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

[Deckard]

No competition Robin Hood prince of Thieves.


Scaramouche- Starring Stewart Granger

or

King Solomons Mines- Starring Stewart Granger

[RustyRazor]

Scaramouche (can YOU do the fandango?)



Zorro the Gay Blade
or
Hero at Large?

[HeavyFknMetal]

Hero at Large


Larger Than Life

or

The Man Who Knew Too Little

[RustyRazor]

The Man Who Knew Too Little



Osmosis Jones
or
Cool World?

[HeavyFknMetal]

Cool World


Jurassic Park II

or

Jurassic Park III

[KillerKlown]

Jurassic Park III



Ju-On

or

Ringu

[HeavyFknMetal]

Ju-On


Jaws II

or

Jaws 3-D

[KillerKlown]

Jaws 3-D


The Exorcist II

or

Exorcist: The Beginning

[dman476]

Exorcist: The Beginning

Holllywood Homocide

or

Bad Boys II

[Deckard]

Excorcist: The Beginning


Dont Look Now

Vs

Jacobs Ladder

[HeavyFknMetal]

Don't Look Now


Newsies

or

Swing Kids

[RustyRazor]

(Oh my God.)

Newsies (shudder)



Annie
or
Little Shop of Horrors?

[HeavyFknMetal]

Annie


Chicken Run

or

Chicken Little

[SpacePuppet]

little

Shrek
or
Shrek 2

[HeavyFknMetal]

Shrek 2


Cast Away

or

The Terminal

[Terror Australis]

The Terminal.



HIGH TENSION

or

WOLF CREEK

[TylerDurden182]

Wolf Creek


Robots

Or

Madagascar

[HeavyFknMetal]

Madagascar


Lion King

or

Aladdin

[TylerDurden182]

Aladdin


Cinderella

Or

Beauty and the Beast

[HeavyFknMetal]

Beauty and the Beast


The Perfect Storm

or

The Ice Storm

[Deckard]

Perfect Storm ofcourse


John Cassavettes FACES

vs

John Cassavettes SHADOWS

[HeavyFknMetal]

Shadows


The Big Sleep

or

Maltese Falcon

[Deckard]

Maltese Falcon (just)




DIRTY HARRY

VS

DIRTY DOZEN

[HeavyFknMetal]

Dirty Harry



Fistful of Dollars

or

For a Few Dollars More

[TylerDurden182]

Fistfull of Dollars


Cheaper by the Dozen (2003)

Or

Yours, Mine, and Ours (2005)

[HeavyFknMetal]

havent seen Yours, Mine and Ours, but thats what I'm going with


Frenzy

or

Family Plot

[TylerDurden182]

Family Plot

Anything Else

Or

Hollywood Ending

[HeavyFknMetal]

Anything Else


The Saint

or

At First Sight

[RustyRazor]

At First Sight




The Burbs
or
The Man w/ One Red Shoe?

[TylerDurden182]

The Man with One Red Shoe

In The Mix

Or

The Honeymooners (2005)

[HeavyFknMetal]

The Honeymooners


Out of Sight

or

Talk Radio

[TylerDurden182]

Talk Radio

Nixon

Or

JFK

[HeavyFknMetal]

Nixon


Dracula

or

Frankenstein

[RustyRazor]

:confused:


Frankenstein




The Creature from the Black Lagoon
or
The Invisible Man?

[HeavyFknMetal]

Creature from the Black Lagoon


Broadway Danny Rose

or

Husbands and Wives

[RustyRazor]

Broadway Danny Rose



Steel
or
Captain America?

[HeavyFknMetal]

Steel


Desperado

or

El Mariachi

[RustyRazor]

El Mariachi





Two Much
or
Balistic: Echs v.s. Sever?

[HeavyFknMetal]

Balistic


Made

or

Swingers

[RustyRazor]

Made




15 Minutes
or
The Score?

[TylerDurden182]

15 Minutes


Sahara

Or

Flight of the Phoenix (2005)

[HeavyFknMetal]

Flight of the Phoenix Remake (I fucking hate that movie with a passion)



Ave Ventura

or

Ave Ventura When Nature Calls

[RustyRazor]

Ace Ventura




Phat Beach
or
3 Strikes?

[HeavyFknMetal]

Phat Beach


Weekend at Bernie's

or

Weekend at Bernie's 2

[RustyRazor]

(It's official. My eyes are now bleeding. Good choices)



Weekend at Bernie's 2




Mannequin
or
Mannequin: On The Move?

[Terror Australis]

Mannequin: On The Move.




THE LIZZIE MCGUIRE MOVIE

or

A CINDERELLA STORY

[HeavyFknMetal]

A Cinderella Story



Yellow Submarine

or

Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band

[RustyRazor]

Sgt. Peppers





Fritz the Cat
or
American Pop?

[HeavyFknMetal]

American Pop


Christmas Vacation

or

European Vacation

[TylerDurden182]

European


Vegas Vacation

Or

Vacation

[RustyRazor]

Vegas Vacation




The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle
or
Caddyshack 2?

[HeavyFknMetal]

Rocky and Bullwinkle


Meatballs

or

Meatballs 2

[RustyRazor]

Meatballs 2




Ghostbusters 2
or
Osmosis Jones?

[gorysnoopy]

I happen to like Osmosis Jones,thank you very much.


Ghostbusters 2.



Glitter

or

Ishtar?

[RustyRazor]

(Shh. I do to.:D )


Ishtar. I can forgive Mariah Carey.




Wag the Dog
or
Hero (Not the Jet Li one)?

[KillerKlown]

Wag the Dog



King Kong

or

King Kong (The Remake)

[TylerDurden182]

Original- still a 10/10


Cry Wolf

Or

Creep

[RustyRazor]

Cry Wolf (ugh)




Legal Eagles
or
Clan of the Cave Bear?

[SpacePuppet]

Clan

The Thing (80's version)
or
The Blob (80's version)

[SITH]

The Blob (80s)

Waterworld
or
Daycare daddy

[MisterChristian]

Daddy Day Care

Star Wars: Episode II

or

Star Wars: Episode III

[Terror Australis]

While I love both films, I'm going to have to go with Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones.



BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD DO AMERICA

or

SOUTH PARK: BIGGER, LONGER & UNCUT

[RustyRazor]

Liked both but only one stands the test of time, so sucks more?

B&B Do America




Garfield the Movie
or
Paulie?

[SpacePuppet]

Garfeild

It's Pat
or
Ladies Man: The Movie

[RustyRazor]

It's Pat




The Master of Disguise
or
Opportunity Knocks?

[VictimOfChanges]

OK

Spider-Man
or
X-Men 2

[TylerDurden182]

Spider-Man

Hellboy

Or

Blade 2

[RustyRazor]

Blade 2 (it actually did suck compared to the 1st)



Vamp (the Grace Jones classic)
or
John Carpenters Vampires Los Muertos (the Jon Bon Jovi classic)?

[SpacePuppet]

Vamp

Vampires vs. Zombies
or
Alien vs. Predator

[Kevin Smith fan]

2001, you can see how hard they tried to make this film funny and it jsut makes it that much more pathetic

Congo v.s. Powder

some classic mid 90's flops for ya

[RustyRazor]

Powder (it was kinda flaky.....get it?:D )





Posse
or
Heartbreak Ridge?

[VictimOfChanges]

Posse

AVP
or
Jaws 3

[TylerDurden182]

Jaws 3


Creep

Or

Cry Wolf

[VictimOfChanges]

Creep

Freddy vs Jason
or
Anger Management

[TylerDurden182]

Anger Management


Alien Vs Predator

Or

Freddy Vs Jason

[VictimOfChanges]

AVP

Sssss
or
Python

[RustyRazor]

Python (ugh)




Lair of the White Worm
or
Anaconda?

[Deckard]

Anaconda



Joe Dante's PIRHANA

vs

James camerons PIRHANA 2

[RustyRazor]

Double ugh. Ugh ugh.



Pirahna




Milo & Otis
or
Zeus & Roxanne?

[Terror Australis]

Zeus & Roxanne.



WILLY WONKA AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY

or

CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY

[KillerKlown]

Charlie



Sexy Beast

or

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

[Asokan]

LOCK, STOCK...

Sleepless in Seattle
vs.
You've Got Mail

[RustyRazor]

Oooh toughie



You've Got Mail



The Human Stain
or
The Interpreter?

[Asokan]

THE HUMAN STAIN

THE INDIAN RUNNER
vs.
THE CROSSING GUARD

[Deckard]

Tough fuckin call but Ill say that Sean Penn's masterful CROSSIING GAURD is slightly inferior to the profound INDIAN RUNNER.


I hate having to decide.....


How about

BAD BOYS with Sean Penn

vs

THE FALCON AND THE SNOWMAN also starring Mr penn

[RustyRazor]

Bad Boys (though I like Esai Morales)




Maid in Manhattan
or
Enough?

[Terror Australis]

Enough.


MURIEL'S WEDDING

or

MY BEST FRIEND'S WEDDING

[Robot]

My Best Friends Wedding

Naked Gun

Or

Police Academy

[HeavyFknMetal]

Police Academy


Annie Hall

or

Manhattan

[RustyRazor]

Manhattan



Mystery, Alaska
or
New York, New York?

[HeavyFknMetal]

New York New York


The Conversation

or

French Connection

[Deckard]

One of the toughest yet..both are 9.5/10 in my book but I have to say I watch The French Connection more so

Coppolla's THE CONVERSATION loses this battle by a breath

How about

Robert Alderich's KISS ME DEADLY

vs

John Huston's THE ASHPHALT JUNGLE

[RustyRazor]

Kiss Me Deadly



Zardoz
or
Never Say Never Again?

[KillerKlown]

Zardoz




Superman

or

Batman

[RustyRazor]

(Come on!)


Superman




Barbarella
or
Monster In Law?

[Terror Australis]

Monster-In-Law.



CABIN FEVER

or

HOSTEL

[RustyRazor]

"I got a fever...for more cabin"

Cabin Fever



The Stuff
or
Night of the Creeps?

[HeavyFknMetal]

Night of the Creeps


Breakfast Club

or

Sixteen Candles

[TylerDurden182]

sixteen candles


Femme Fatale

Or

La Femme Nikita

[Cronos]

La Femme Nikita


Signs

OR

The Village

[Terror Australis]

The Village (but I still like it).



M*A*S*H*

or

NASHVILLE

[mouldy311]

nashville(still great though)

Dawn of the Dead (original)

or

Dawn of the Dead (remake)

[Terror Australis]

While I love both films I'm gonna go with the Dawn of the Dead remake (but it is still a good film).


SWINGERS

or

GO

[mrdeeds]

Go.

Raw Deal

or

Cobra

[Cronos]

Raw Deal


Predator

OR

Alien

[RustyRazor]

Alien



Alien Resurrection
or
Jason X?

[mouldy311]

jason X

Halloween
or
Friday the 13th

[RustyRazor]

Halloween





The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants
or
The Divine Secrets of the Ya Ya Sisterhood?

[HeavyFknMetal]

the pants movie


Fight Club

or

Memento

[TylerDurden182]

Memento


Final Destination

Or

Final Destination 2

[Terror Australis]

Final Destination 2 (but it is still good).




THE BUTTERFLY EFFECT

or

THE JACKET

[TylerDurden182]

Butterfly Effect


Bowling For Columbine

Or

Fahrenheit 9/11

[RustyRazor]

Bowling for Colombine



Fallen
or
King Ralph?

[Asokan]

FALLEN

Finian's Rainbow
vs.
THX 1138

[RustyRazor]

Finian's Rainbow



Deep Blue Sea
or
Deep Star Six?

[Asokan]

DEEP STAR SIX

Bridget Jones 2
vs.
Elizabethtown

[TylerDurden182]

Bridget Jones 2


Runaway Bride

Or

My Best Friends Wedding

[Terror Australis]

Runaway Bride.


GODZILLA (1998)

or

KING KONG (2005)

[HeavyFknMetal]

Godzilla

Godzilla ('98)

or

Godzilla ('54)

[RustyRazor]

98, hands down



Hard Rain
or
Kuffs?

[KillerKlown]

Kuffs



Batman Forever

or

Batman & Robin

[TylerDurden182]

Batman and Robin


Batman (89)

Or

Batman Begins

[KillerKlown]

Batman Begins




Beetlejuice

or

Edward Scissorhands

[Asokan]

Beetlejuice

BENNY & JOON
vs.
RUNAWAY BRIDE

[HeavyFknMetal]

Runaway Bride


Casino

or

Goodfellas

[TylerDurden182]

Casino

2001

Or

A Clockwork Orange

[KillerKlown]

2001



A Nightmare On Elm Street

or

Friday The 13th

[bass0901]

Friday the 13th


Blair Witch Project 2: Book of Shadows

or

Eye of the Beholder

[KillerKlown]

Blair Witch



A Fistfull Of Dollars

or

For A Few Dollars More

[RustyRazor]

A Few Dollars More




It Could Happen To You
or
Lucky Numbers?

[mouldy311]

Lucky Numbers

Shakes the Clown
or
Killer Klowns from Outer Space

[RustyRazor]

Shakes the Clown



The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle
or
George of the Jungle?

[gorysnoopy]

:eek: They're both shit..but
George of the Jungle.


The Flinstones

or
Honey I blew Up the Kid

[RustyRazor]

Honey I Blew Up The Kid (misleading title on top of everything else. That kid was in one piece throughout the entire movie! ;) )



Little Giants
or
The Sandlot?

[LeftyRuggiero]

little giants


contact

or

deep impact

[KillerKlown]

Deep Impact



Alien

or

Aliens

[TylerDurden182]

Alien


Ray

Or

Walk The Line

[PBX]

Ray

Scooby Doo or Master of Disguise

[TylerDurden182]

Jesus,

Scooby Doo


I, Robot

Or

Hitch

[Terror Australis]

While I like both films, I'm gonna go with Hitch on this one.



LOST IN TRANSLATION

or

BROKEN FLOWERS

[TylerDurden182]

Broken Flowers (Still excellent)


Doom

Or

Resident Evil 2

[HeavyFknMetal]

Doom


Red

or

Blue

[TylerDurden182]

Blue


The Godfather

Or

The Godfather Part II

[Terror Australis]

Hard to say they are both classic films, but if I had to choose it would be The Godfather 'cause I like The Godfather, Part 2 slightly more.




THE PRINCESS BRIDE

or

SHREK

[HeavyFknMetal]

Shrek


Bio Dome

or

Encino Man

[RustyRazor]

Bio Dome (Stephen Baldwin:mad: )




Jury Duty
or
Son In Law?

[HeavyFknMetal]

Ew..... Jury Duty



Reservoir Dogs

or

Pulp Fiction

[Terror Australis]

Reservoir Dogs




PRETTY IN PINK

or

SOME KIND OF WONDERFUL

[HeavyFknMetal]

Some Kind of Wonderful


Breakfast Club

or

St. Elmos Fire

[TylerDurden182]

St. Elmos Fire


Fight Club

Or

Se7en

[RustyRazor]

Se7en





Meet Joe Black
or
Ocean's Eleven?

[TylerDurden182]

Meet Joe Black


Lolita (62)

Or

Lolita (97)

[RustyRazor]

Lolita (97)



Spy Kids 3
or
The Adventures of Shark Boy & Lava Girl?

[TylerDurden182]

Shark Boy


Spy Kids

Or

Catch That Kid

[HeavyFknMetal]

Catch that Kid


Toy Story

or

Ice Age

[TylerDurden182]

Ice Age


The Lion King

Or

Aladdin

[RustyRazor]

Aladdin




The Black Hole
or
Pete's Dragon?

[HeavyFknMetal]

Black Hole


House of Games

or

House of Sand and Fog

[TylerDurden182]

House of Games


Underworld

Or

Blade

[HeavyFknMetal]

Underworld


French Connection 2

or

Die Hard 2

[TylerDurden182]

FC2


Spider Man

Or

X Men

[HeavyFknMetal]

Spider-Man


X2

or

Spider-Man 2

[TylerDurden182]

Spider Man 2


Twisted

Or

High Crimes

[HeavyFknMetal]

Twisted


Christmas with the Kranks

or

Surviving Christmas

[RustyRazor]

The Kranks


Waiting
or
The Amityville Horror remake?

[KillerKlown]

The Amityville Horror remake



Raiders Of The Lost Ark

or

Indiana Jones And The Temple of Doom

[TylerDurden182]

Temple of Doom

Empire Strikes Back

Or

Return of the King

[HeavyFknMetal]

Return of the King


Kingdom of Heaven

or

Gladiator

[Asokan]

GLADIATOR

OCEAN'S TWELVE
vs.
FULL FRONTAL

[RustyRazor]

Full Frontal



Notting Hill
or
I Love Trouble?

[gorysnoopy]

I Love Trouble.




Dick Tracy

or
The Saint

[RustyRazor]

The Saint



The Real McCoy
or
Thunderheart?

[Deckard]

The Real McCoy


Alan J pakula's ALL THE PRESIDENTS MEN

vs

Alan J Pakula's PARRALAX VIEW

[HeavyFknMetal]

Parralex View


Reservoir Dogs

or

True Romance

[Deckard]

TRUE ROMANCE (though it doesnt suck)


U-TURN
or
RED ROCK WEST

[RustyRazor]

Red Rock West



Walking Tall (the Rock version)
or
Doom?

[Terror Australis]

Doom.




TOMORROW NEVER DIES

or

THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH

[TylerDurden182]

Tomorrow Never Dies


Braveheart

Or

The Passion

[mouldy311]

The Passion

The 40 year old virgin
or
Bruce Almighty

[HeavyFknMetal]

Bruce Almighty



Along Came Polly

or

Meet the Parents

[Terror Australis]

Along Came Polly.




TROY

or

KINGDOM OF HEAVEN

[HeavyFknMetal]

Troy

Jurassic Park II

or

Jurassic Park III

[RustyRazor]

Park II



The Fly 2
or
The Prophecy 2?

[HeavyFknMetal]

Prophecy 2


The Fly

or

The Prophecy

[TylerDurden182]

The Prophecy


Underworld

Or

Blade

[KillerKlown]

Underworld



Exorcist II

or

Exorcist: The Beginning

[EvilHenchman]

Exorcist: The Beginning


Flightplan

OR

The Forgotten

[TylerDurden182]

The Forgotten


Manhattan

Or

Annie Hall

[RustyRazor]

Manhattan


She Devil
or
Before and After?

[EvilHenchman]

She-Devil


Rhinestone

or

The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas

[RustyRazor]

Rhinestone



Staying Alive
or
Rambo III?

[EvilHenchman]

Staying Alive


Basic

or

The General's Daughter?

[RustyRazor]

Basic




Amos and Andrew
or
The Man?

[EvilHenchman]

The Man.


Trapped in Paradise

or

It Could Happen to You?

[RustyRazor]

Trapped in Paradise



Mom and Dad Save The Universe
or
Loaded Weapon Pt1?

[Terror Australis]

Mom and Dad Save The Universe.



MILLION DOLLAR BABY

or

CINDERELLA MAN

[HeavyFknMetal]

The one with Crowe


Daredevil

or

Hulk

[RustyRazor]

Dardevil


The late 70's Captain America
or
The early 90's Captain America?

[ElderPredator]

The late 70's Captain America

The Early 60's Catwoman

or

The Early 90's Catwoman

[EvilHenchman]

60s Catwoman. Without a doubt.

Man-Thing

or

Swamp Thing?

[HeavyFknMetal]

Man Thing

A Perfect Murder

or

The Perfect Storm

[KillerKlown]

The Perfect Storm


Toy Story

or

The Incredibles

[RustyRazor]

Toy Story




Racing Stripes
or
Agent Cody Banks?

[Boy Incognito]

Racing Stripes

Stealth or Dukes of Hazzards

[TylerDurden182]

Stealth


Billy Madison

Or

Happy Gilmore

[Terror Australis]

Billy Madison.




CHARLIE'S ANGELS

or

STARSKY & HUTCH

[Kevin Smith fan]

CHARLIES ANGELS

THE HULK or DAREDEVIL

[RustyRazor]

Dardevil




The Sum of All Fears
or
Paycheck?

[EvilHenchman]

Paycheck

High Crimes

or

Double Jeopardy?

[RustyRazor]

Double Jeopardy...and here is Alex Trebek!



Along Came A Spider
or
Kiss The GIrls?

[HeavyFknMetal]

Along Came a Spider


Naked Gun 21/2

or

Naked Gun 33 1/3

[RustyRazor]

(I love the Naked Gun movies. Very funny)


Naked Gun 33 1/3




2001: A Space Travesty
or
Mr. Magoo?

[KillerKlown]

Mr. Magoo



Dracula: Dead & Loving It

or

Robin Hood: Men In Tights

[RustyRazor]

Klown...how could you? Mel Brooks = funny!


...but if I have to...


Dracula: Dead And Loving It



North
or
The Good Son?

[Terror Australis]

North.




ELEPHANT

or

LAST DAYS

[HeavyFknMetal]

Last Days, but both are great


Badlands

or

Days of Heaven