10 reasons why women and football don't go

[paul calf]

1)women never understand the offside rule(see bcv for proof)

2)women spend too much time commenting on the state of the players legs and arses to concentrate on the state of play.

3)women sound shit singing songs like the referee's a wanker

4)women hate it when players blow snot onto the turf

5)women don't drink bovril

6)women should never hear the things that men say during tense matches

7)women are at serious risk of being sexually asaulted by accident when your team score a last minute goal in the cup final.

8)women talk too much,especially when sat directly behind you.

9)women get cold,whilst men take off their shirt's in october to show how hard they really are.

10)most men are chauvenist pigs

feel free to add any other reasons why football should be a women free zone

[Voodoodoll]

Grr arrgh: thought I'd respond to these.

1)women never understand the offside rule(see bcv for proof)

I do, I'm a freakin genius

2)women spend too much time commenting on the state of the players legs and arses to concentrate on the state of play.

It's called "multi-tasking". We can't help being multi-talented, it's a wonderful thing which allows us to assess skill and sexiness at the same time. :D

4)women hate it when players blow snot onto the turf

It's cause it fucking mings - you know it's true too boys!

7)women are at serious risk of being sexually asaulted by accident when your team score a last minute goal in the cup final.

I sit next to my dad and brother so not likely!

8)women talk too much,especially when sat directly behind you.

It's necessary to drown out the boring old gits' moaning :rolleyes:

9)women get cold,whilst men take off their shirt's in october to show how hard they really are.

Not all women are southerners ;) And you know the only blokes who take their shirts off are insulated by beer bellies :D

feel free to add any other reasons why football should be a women free zone

I think I'll pass cheers. Have fun all ;)

[Indiana Sev]

quote: (from paul calf)

10 reasons why women and football don't go
1)women never understand the offside rule(see bcv for proof)


I think after the 5 or 6 different explanations BCV got in the "OFFSIDE EXPLANATION THREAD" ,she's probably the only female in all of the UK to fully grasp the notion of the offside rule. Good for you, girl! :)

[PapaJupe2k]

Because I'm sick and tired of getting beat by them in NFL Confidence Pool.:( Just kidding girls.:D I'm on an old thread bump kick now, time to inject some new life back into this forum. Yes Sev, I want to overtake the video game thread in the near future.:)

[quoth_the_raven]

Originally posted by paul calf


5)women don't drink bovril






ah life giving bovril. because i work at the Molineux, i have actually got one better and have been sneaking into the press area to steal their cups of soup. its even hotter and even more warming than the bovril.

but ya know, should my access card ever be revoked, then bovril is just great by me :)

[MarkItZero]

Originally posted by paul calf
1)women never understand the offside rule(see bcv for proof)


I would think the rule is pretty self explanatory (even for women). If a player on either team crosses the line of scrimmage before the ball is hiked, he is offsides!

Sometimes I just dont get you foreigners. :D :D

[quoth_the_raven]

Originally posted by MarkItZero
I would think the rule is pretty self explanatory (even for women). If a player on either team crosses the line of scrimmage before the ball is hiked, he is offsides!

Sometimes I just dont get you foreigners. :D :D


he means the proper offside rule. not the nonsense that you callf football. handball would be a far more apt title...

[Shakamaker]

Too true. They call Rugby League 'football' over here for some strange reason.

[The Delfonics]

Oh for a second there I thought we were talking about the GOOD football :)

[Indiana Sev]

Originally posted by The Delfonics
Oh for a second there I thought we were talking about the GOOD football :)

Oh, it's the same thing, except ours is a real sport. ;) :D

[The Delfonics]

Originally posted by Indiana Sev
Oh, it's the same thing, except ours is a real sport. ;) :D

What? the CFL sev?

[quoth_the_raven]

Originally posted by Shakamaker
Too true. They call Rugby League 'football' over here for some strange reason.




it will never be the same. all that padding would really take the fun out of it.

American wuss-ball ;)

[Shakamaker]

Originally posted by quoth_the_raven
it will never be the same. all that padding would really take the fun out of it.

American wuss-ball ;)

Gladiator chess.