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[SD] Bob Plisskin
04-11-2003, 06:47 PM
what songs just crack you up whenever you listen to them? I used to be a big fan of Weird Al, but now I dunno, he's a bit overdone.

at the moment the funniest songs I keep listening to are:

Pretty When I'm Drunk (Bloodhound Gang)
A Lapdance Is So Much Better (Bloodhound Gang)
Warts On Your Dick (DVDA)
I Admit (Har Mar Superstar)

I'm sure there's loads more but those are the ones in my current playlist.

<OB>

electriclite
04-11-2003, 07:30 PM
Travis' cover of "Hit Me Baby One More Time. Even they couldn't keep themseelves from laughing.

"Flower" by Liz Phair. It never fails. The first time everyone hears it, they start that nervous/shocked laughter. Find out for yourself.;)

Corporal_Hicks
04-11-2003, 09:38 PM
Many Primus songs are hilarious. I find "Wyona's Big Brown Beaver" and "Jerry was a Racecar Driver" to be the funniest.

And in a sick, twisted way Cannibal Corpse can be funny. There is no way I can take "Meat Hook Sodomy," "Fucked with a knife" or "Entrails ripped from a bloody virgin's cunt" seriously. It is too ludicrous.

Romero&Juliet
04-11-2003, 09:54 PM
good call on Flower. Why I left California ususally has me in stitches, too..

~Alot of The Smiths' music is really funny. Cemetry gates, You Just Haven't Earned it Yet, baby.
~Peter Sartedt's 'Take Off Your Clothes'
~Sex Crazy Baby-Hasil Adkins

Annie Hall
04-11-2003, 10:14 PM
Fuck her Gently--Tenacious D

JCLC11
04-11-2003, 10:20 PM
Jimmy Fallon - Idiot Boyfriend

"And I'm going to get you a gift but it's something I like too. Hope you like a Norelco beard trimmer with my name on it. Because I'm an idiot and I'm your boyfriend."

Or

"Do you like fine cooking? Because I have a Swanson's Dinner in the freezer with your name on it."

http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/happy/roflmao.gif

notchreturns
04-11-2003, 10:37 PM
Tenacious D's "Fuck Her Gently" never ceases to put a smile on my face.

Good call, Annie.

bowieee
04-11-2003, 10:45 PM
The original and white stripes cover of Your southern can is mine. Once it gets to the part where they are singing about punching her through the barbed wire fence I can't help but chuckle. its so over the top its almost cartoonish lets just hope blind willie was kidding.

bowieee
04-11-2003, 10:46 PM
Originally posted by Annie Hall
Fuck her Gently--Tenacious D

Pretty much the whole cd makes me smile


"All You need is one"

Corporal_Hicks
04-11-2003, 10:53 PM
Originally posted by Annie Hall
Fuck her Gently--Tenacious D

Forgot about that one.

Tenacious D is comedy, all songs make me giggle.

Imopen
04-11-2003, 11:18 PM
C'mon! How come no one has said orgasm addict by the buzzcocks yet! That's an awesome song and it's really funny. I'll have to agree with tenacious D fuck her gently

Jerk Shapiro
04-11-2003, 11:56 PM
A ton of Stephen Lynch songs:


If I Were Gay, Geinocolygist, Special Olympics, Lullabye, Special Fred, Hemaphrodite, and oh so much more.

Morgana
04-12-2003, 12:12 AM
You Sexy Thing - Hot Chocolate
Peaches - Presidents of the United States of America

BakeTheMooCow
04-12-2003, 03:15 AM
The entire Frank Zappa album "We're Only In It For The Money"

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drc400/c473/c47355gt72t.jpg

Particularly,

Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance
Harry, You're A Beast
The Idiot Bastard Son
Hot Poop
What's the Ugliest Part of Your Body?

Indiana Sev
04-12-2003, 05:38 AM
Asshole by Denis Leary

Genuinely funny song!:D

Psychocandy
04-12-2003, 05:39 AM
I find a lot of The Smiths lyrics absolutely hilarious.

Girfriend In A Coma
Frankly Mr Shankley
Bishop In A Tutu

These all spring to mind. Morrissey was eminently capable of turning utter nonsense into inspired nonsense.

Lady Summerisle
04-12-2003, 10:18 AM
CLOSER- Nine Inch Richard
Barn animals and Trent Reznor make good comedy.

A Lapdance is So Much Better
Godamn, Bloodhound Gang are funny.

WONDERWALL- Thom Yorke
He just quits singing after the first verse, but hes drunk as a skunk. Funny.

BadCoverVersion
04-12-2003, 12:31 PM
Originally posted by BakeTheMooCow
The entire Frank Zappa album "We're Only In It For The Money"

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drc400/c473/c47355gt72t.jpg

Particularly,

Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance
Harry, You're A Beast
The Idiot Bastard Son
Hot Poop
What's the Ugliest Part of Your Body?

Frank Zappa for me too...but I'd have to go with my personal FAVE, Joe's Garage (Acts 1-3).

Particularly...

Catholic Girls
Crew Slut
Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
Stick It Out

quoth_the_raven
04-12-2003, 03:21 PM
anything by the Bloodhound gang or tenacious D works for me...:D

electriclite
04-13-2003, 12:10 AM
"Lapdance" Jon Spencer Blues Explosion


"Show me the poopoo!"

Ghostface 2000
04-13-2003, 04:43 AM
The Cheeky Girls - The Cheeky song

Will someone that hasn't heard this song before download it on KaZaA because it is the worst song in history and it is so funny that a song this crap can get so high in the charts and guess where it got in our charts here in the UK number 2.

"We are the cheeky girls...touch my bum"

Just plain stupid.

Sick Benny
04-13-2003, 10:26 AM
Almost everything from Frogs make me laugh...my favorite is tough:
Grandma sitting in the corner with a penis in her hand going no, no ,no

I think title says it all...

Lady Summerisle
04-13-2003, 11:18 AM
The Cheeky Girls - The Cheeky song

Oddly enough, their mother wrote that sidesplittingly bad song for them. Me thinks genetics are at work here.

quoth_the_raven
04-13-2003, 03:13 PM
Rocking the Suburbs-Ben Folds is a brilliantly funny pop at nu-metal that i think everyone should listen to.

"y'all dont know what its like, being male, middle class and white..."

freakandgeek
04-13-2003, 11:43 PM
green day's "all by myself" and "daminated love slave"...thanks to tre cool and his sweet high pitched voice...these songs are funny as hell!

Ghostface 2000
04-14-2003, 03:36 AM
Originally posted by Lady Summerisle
Oddly enough, their mother wrote that sidesplittingly bad song for them. Me thinks genetics are at work here.

she writes all there songs have you heard their new one, Take Your Shoes Off just terrible.

CheekyShepherd
04-14-2003, 06:30 AM
Originally posted by Annie Hall
Fuck her Gently--Tenacious D


Definately, also"Tribute" and "Kyle Quit The Band"


I'm also gonna add: "The Chicken Song" by Spitting Image

George vader
04-14-2003, 09:09 AM
Originally posted by Indiana Sev
Asshole by Denis Leary

Genuinely funny song!:D
Classic!

Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces
While handicapped people make handicapped faces

quoth_the_raven
04-14-2003, 09:27 AM
Originally posted by CheekyShepherd
Definately, also"Tribute" and "Kyle Quit The Band"


I'm also gonna add: "The Chicken Song" by Spitting Image


lol i loved that spitting image song....i am so sad i know the lyrics lol. also, for sheer comedy you cant go wrong star trekkin'. everyone loves that song!!!

oh, and in terms of tenacious D, let us not forget the wonderousness of Karate and Wonderboy!

asyouwish530
04-14-2003, 09:55 AM
Dancin' Fool- Frank Zappa
White Girl With a Nigger- David Allan Coe
any Wesley Willis (lyrical sensibility of a six year old; claims he's demon possessed)
any Charles Manson (downright insane)
These Boots Are Made For Walkin'- Crispin Glover
I Write The Songs- Barry Manilow

CheekyShepherd
04-14-2003, 10:04 AM
Originally posted by asyouwish530

I Write The Songs- Barry Manilow

True. Especially since it was not written by Mr Manilow


Whenever, Wherever by Shakira always makes me giggle.

That is why my breasts are small & humble so you don't confuse them with mountains

Falkor
04-14-2003, 01:45 PM
Refried Beans by Cletus T. Judd usually does it for me.

Grebdron
04-14-2003, 07:03 PM
Detachable Penis.

And

Uneasy Rider by The Charlie Daniels Band.

Cunning Visions
04-14-2003, 11:26 PM
Pussy - Lords of Acid. When my ex g/f was an "exotic dancer" :rolleyes: she used to dance to this song. Its quite appropiate for that line of work I must say. But its still funny as hell