Tom Samborski Presents: The Best Of The Razzies Tournament!

[Tom Samborski]

The Blair Witch Project wins this round 15-4.

Next Round:

Speed 2: Cruise Control (1997 Razzie Award Nominee: Worst Picture)

v.s

Anaconda (1997 Razzie Award Nominee: Worst Picture)

[Sugar Magnolia]

Anaconda...

[A.J. Hakari]

ANACONDA

[Clarkey07]

Tough choice.....Anaconda

[Hannibal21]

Both sucked. But at least ANACONDA had a few entertaining moments.

[paul calf]

Anaconda

[Damned Martian]

Originally posted by Clarkey07
Tough choice.....Anaconda Same here

[Ren Hoek]

Originally posted by Hannibal21
Both sucked. But at least ANACONDA had a few entertaining moments.
I agree! And let's not forget about one of the funniest movie bloopers of all time: the reversed waterfall. Priceless! ;)

ANACONDA

[BadCoverVersion]

Anaconda.


Speed 2 was fucking painfull.

[charliebobo]

Speed 2

[RogueSpear]

Speed 2

[BorderEevilIII]

though I liked Speed 2 (ducks from tomatoes) I do agree that the movie began to fall apart midway so its that one from me....

[scottish-movie-freak]

I actually have Anaconda on video! :(

Please dont kill me! I have a family, KILL THEM!

[JCPhoenix]

Anaconda (4/10)
Speed 2: Cruise Control (3/10)

[Moviefan1234]

"Anaconda"

[Could Be Worse]

At least Anaconda was entertaining....it's my pick.

[Rob Gordon]

Originally posted by Could Be Worse
At least Anaconda was entertaining....it's my pick.

My sentiments, and my vote.

[idealdiscountdude]

Both are actually guilty pleasures of mine, but J.Lo and the snake get my vote....Anaconda it is!

[Addi88]

Speed 2

[arto_j]

Anaconda

Speed 2 was like...ah, fuck it. I'm not gonna waste a perfectly bad joke on this POS.

[Tom Samborski]

Anaconda wins this round 15-4.

Next Round:

Fire Down Below (1997 Razzie Award Nominee: Worst Picture)

v.s

The Stupids (1996 Razzie Award Nominee: Worst Picture)

[BorderEevilIII]

Fire Down Below was pretty decent, HEY it's Steven Seagal. You pretty much put ur brain on MUTE mode when u watch Seagal in action....I havent seen Stupids but I saw clips and why call a movie that sums it up? So I AM VOTING "THE STUPIDS"

[DaveyJoeG]

I'd rather watch The Stupids.

[A.J. Hakari]

THE STUPIDS

[Nate6]

Fire Down Below is better. I can't believe I just wrote that...

[Addi88]

The Stupids

[paul calf]

THE STUPIDS

[screamer581]

THE STUPIDS because it doesn't have Steven Seagal in it.

[Damned Martian]

Originally posted by screamer581
THE STUPIDS because it doesn't have Steven Seagal in it. More clear, water. Same here!

[charliebobo]

The Stupids

[arto_j]

Fire Down Below

[RogueSpear]

Fire Down Below

[asyouwish530]

The Stupids

[Moviefan1234]

"Fire Down Below"

[Tom Samborski]

BUMP

[Tom Samborski]

BUMP

Has ANYONE else seen The Stupids or Fire Down Below?

[charliebobo]

The Stupids

[The Claw]

The Stupids

[Tom Samborski]

The Stupids wins this round 11-4.

Next Round:

The Island Of Dr.Moreau (1996 Razzie Award Nominee: Worst Picture)

v.s

Congo (1995 Razzie Award Nominee: Worst Picture)

[ColinM]

Congo here.

[Could Be Worse]

Is it just me, or was Congo a not so bad popcorn flick (like Anaconda)? It gets my vote.

[A.J. Hakari]

CONGO, a pretty fun flick, IMHO.

DR. MOREAU was just embarrassing...They were just asking for a spoofing with Marlon's little sidekick.

[BorderEevilIII]

I briefly saw Congo but the remake of Island Of Dr Moreau.....P.U. votes for that one intead!

[charliebobo]

Congo

[arto_j]

Congo

[Damned Martian]

Congo, one of the best comedies of the last 10 years :p

[Moviefan1234]

"Congo"

[idealdiscountdude]

Congo is a guilty pleasure of mine......

Dr.Moreau is just unbearable.

[Ren Hoek]

CONGO (6/10) is okay, but it's a pain in the arse to sit through DR. MOREAU (2/10)!

[Sugar Magnolia]

Congo for me. It was funny seeing the monkeys jump into the lava at the end...:D

[Nate6]

Definitely Congo.

I refuse to even cast a pity vote for Dr. Moreau, it's that bad!

[MickeyKnox]

Congo-(5.5/10)
The Island Of Dr.Moreau-(1/10)

[Tom Samborski]

BUMP

[screamer581]

Congo wasn't toooooo bad.

[Tom Samborski]

BUMP

[Tom Samborski]

BUMP

Let's pick up the pace on the voting, shall we? The last vote came in early morning, and that was yesterday. This is a great tournament, and I really want it to suceed like the others are right now. So far, voting has really slowed down in my opinion. So let's get this tournament going again, because this is the last time I am bumping it.

[RogueSpear]

Congo

[Nate6]

Originally posted by Tom Samborski
Let's pick up the pace on the voting, shall we? The last vote came in early morning, and that was yesterday. This is a great tournament, and I really want it to suceed like the others are right now. So far, voting has really slowed down in my opinion. So let's get this tournament going again, because this is the last time I am bumping it.

Trust me Tom, the last thing you need to be doing if you want more votes is getting cranky and snippy with the voters. The tournament will pick up and anyway, 14 votes in one round isn't bad at all. It can have a small following and still be a lot of fun, I've learned that with the 100 Passions tournament.

[Hannibal21]

Congo

[Tom Samborski]

Congo wins this round 16-0.

Next Round:

Cool as Ice (1991 Razzie Award Nominee: Worst Picture)

v.s

Shining Through (1992 Razzie Award Winner: Worst Picture)

[A.J. Hakari]

SHINING THROUGH

[arto_j]

Cool As Ice

[Damned Martian]

shining through?

[charliebobo]

Cool as ice?

[Ren Hoek]

SHINING THROUGH (5/10)

You gotta be totally wasted to enjoy COOL AS ICE (2/10) http://i.imdb.com/Photos/CMSIcons/emoticons/extra/odd.gif

[RogueSpear]

Shining Through

[Damned Martian]

Originally posted by damned martian
shining through? Oooh! Yes, I reaffirm in what i said. I just looked for it in imdb and i even like that film (6.5/10). I didn't know the original title, that's why i had the doubt.
For the rest of the people: any film with Michael Douglas, Melanie Griffith and Liam Neeson is WAY better than a film with Vanilla Ice and Naomi Campbell!!

[Hannibal21]

Shining Through

[ilovemovies]

Never heard of either but I will vote for Shining Through based on the cast.


Last Action Hero? Cliffhanger? Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace? Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones? Waterworld? The Blair Witch Project? Wow the Razzies have nominated some damn good movies.

[screamer581]

Shining Through

[Nate6]

Shining Through, on the basis that it doesn't star Vanilla Ice...

[Could Be Worse]

Shining Through

[Tom Samborski]

BUMP

[BorderEevilIII]

horrofied. SHINING THROUGH wasnt that baaad
The ending was thrilling maaan!!! Seeing if Michael Douglas makes it over to the border?
VOTES VANILLA ICE in protest ;)

[MickeyKnox]

Shining Through

[Tom Samborski]

BUMP

[Tom Samborski]

BUMP

Keep voting.

[Addi88]

ST

[Tom Samborski]

Shining Through wins this round 12-2.

And that means the part I of the Best of the Razzies Tournament is finished! Here are the Razzie winners that have made it to the next round:

Striptease
Batman and Robin
Wild Wild West
Last Action Hero
Indecent Proposal
Hudson Hawk
Freddy Got Fingered
Cliffhanger
The Scarlet Letter
The Phantom Menace
Attack of the Clones
The Blair Witch Project
Anaconda
The Stupids
Congo
Shining Through

For the first round of Part II:

Striptease

v.s

Batman and Robin

[RogueSpear]

Striptease

[BorderEevilIII]

votes STRIPTEASE the story was sooooo suckie but do admit that Demi stripping to Annie Lennox was a definte plus:p

[paul calf]

Batman and Robin

[Damned Martian]

striptease


at least, it has boobs!

[A.J. Hakari]

BATMAN & ROBIN

[Nate6]

Originally posted by damned martian
striptease


at least, it has boobs!

You said it!

I vote for Boobs! Er, Striptease!

[mattjk_17]

Striptease

[Joel_R]

Batman and Robin.

[Sugar Magnolia]

Breasts...

[Moviefan1234]

"Batman And Robin"

[Hannibal21]

Batman and Robin

[ColinM]

Batman & Robin

[screamer581]

Striptease because....well you know why.

[Could Be Worse]

Batman and Robin ruined the series, so I vote for Striptease.

[ilovemovies]

Although I do not like Batman and Robin, I do not think it was the disaster many of you think it is. I would give it * * out of * * * *. But, having said that, I am going to vote for Striptease, even though I have not seen it, because Demi Moore is smoking hot!

And has anyone seen her lately? She's more hot now than she has been ever before! She's by far the hottest 40+ woman in the world!

[arto_j]

Hmmm....Demi Moore's nipples vs. Chris O'Donnell's nipples. Oh, the choice is so very difficult. Who shall I vote for?

Striptease


PS. I'm sorry for bringing Chris O'Donnell's nipples into the minds of the schmoes.

[charliebobo]

Striptease

[Sugar Magnolia]

Originally posted by arto_j
PS. I'm sorry for bringing Chris O'Donnell's nipples into the minds of the schmoes.

What's that? I coudln't get that last part.....my eyes are burning...:D

[A.J. Hakari]

Originally posted by arto_j
PS. I'm sorry for bringing Chris O'Donnell's nipples into the minds of the schmoes.

First Clooney's ass, now this? You're not doing that well here, Arto...

:D

[Clarkey07]

Striptease

[Tom Samborski]

Striptease wins this round 14-6.

Next Round:

Wild Wild West

v.s

Last Action Hero

[Hannibal21]

Last Action Hero

[A.J. Hakari]

LAST ACTION HERO

[dannywalker17]

I would much rather see Last Action Hero.

[arto_j]

Originally posted by Adam J. Hakari
First Clooney's ass, now this? You're not doing that well here, Arto...

:D

I need a vacation ;)

Last Action Hero gets my vote.

[charliebobo]

Last Action Hero

[CheekyShepherd]

Wild Wild West


Based on the Will Smith in drag scene ;)

[Damned Martian]

LAST ACTION HERO 8/10

www 3/10

[BorderEevilIII]

Wild Wild West was awright, I am voting Last Action Hero cause its the least faves of Ahnuld I wasnt tooo crazy for....

[Could Be Worse]

Last Action Hero. I hope never to se Wild Wild West.

[RogueSpear]

Last Action Hero

[Moviefan1234]

"Last Action Hero"

[Addi88]

WWW

[Nate6]

Last Action Hero

[ilovemovies]

I actually liked and enjoyed both. But I suppose I liked and enjoyed Last Action Hero slightly more. Very slightly.

[screamer581]

Last Action Hero-6/10

[Tom Samborski]

Last Action Hero wins this round 13-2.

Next Round:

Indecent Proposal

v.s

Hudson Hawk

[CheekyShepherd]

I gotta go for the notorious Bruce Willis fuck-up!

Hudson Hawk!!

[Damned Martian]

Hudson Hawk!

"Come Here! My head against your head. Fair fight!"

"Mayflower: I'll kill you so slowly you'll think it's a career, I'll kill you, your friends, and the bitch you took to the prom!
Hawk: Betty Jo Biowski, I can get you an address on that."


:D :D

[A.J. Hakari]

HUDSON HAWK

[RogueSpear]

Hudson Hawk

[BorderEevilIII]

Hudson Hawk?!?!?!? nooooooooooooooooooo
VOTES Indecent Proposal! The movie never clued u in if DEMI did get on w/ Robert Redford or what........... Grrrrrrrrrr:mad:

[screamer581]

Hudson Hawk

[Nate6]

Indecent Proposal

[Could Be Worse]

Hudson Hawk...it was pretty bad though.

[Moviefan1234]

"Hudson Hawk"

[Hannibal21]

Indecent Proposal

[Ren Hoek]

HUDSON HAWK (6/10) gets my vote! Just because it tanked at the box office doesn't necessarily mean that it was the worst movie of the year! When will these Razzie guys ever learn? :rolleyes:

AN INDECENT PROPOSAL (1/10) ...a blockbuster and yet one of the worst films ever made. Bah!

[urbanlegend23]

INDECENT PROPOSAL

I saw a bit of it on TV one time and it was quite enjoyable.

[ReservoirDog]

Hudson Hawk

[charliebobo]

Indecent Proposal

[Frank the Tank]

Hudson Hawk

[arto_j]

Hudson Hawk

[Tom Samborski]

Hudson Hawk wins this round 11-5.

Next Round:

Freddy Got Fingered

v.s

Cliffhanger

[Moviefan1234]

"Cliffhanger"

[Raoul Duke]

Cliffhanger!

[Addi88]

My vote goes to Freddy Got Fingered because...

1. It's going to get slaughtered in this match.

and


2. I haven't seen Cliffhanger.:(

[Frank the Tank]

Freddy Got Fingered should win this:D

[Damned Martian]

CLIFFHANGER!!



Just remind me why this movie was even considered for any razzie, please. I'm such a dumb that I even love it!

[Sad man]

Freddy Got Fingered.

[Could Be Worse]

I actually thought Cliffhanger was a pretty decent movie.

[A.J. Hakari]

CLIFFHANGER

[Pootie]

Cliffhanger by far.

[Nate6]

Cliffhanger

[Hannibal21]

Cliffhanger

[arto_j]

Cliffhanger

[charliebobo]

Cliffhanger

[BorderEevilIII]

Cliffhanger was pretty decent, votes for the stooopid......this is stooopid......this is stoopid FREDDY GOT FINGERED

[scottish-movie-freak]

I haven't had the pleasure of seeing Freddy Got Fingered so I'll vote for Cliffhanger.

[ilovemovies]

Cliffhanger was a really good, exciting, thrilling and entertaining action/adventure/thriller

[Tom Samborski]

Cliffhanger wins this round 12-4.

Next Round:

The Scarlet Letter

v.s

Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace

[Moviefan1234]

"The Scarlet Letter"

[Damned Martian]

It hurts to say this, but... Episode I. At least it has Natalie Portman in it!

[Hannibal21]

The Scarlett Letter

[A.J. Hakari]

STAR WARS: EPISODE I - THE PHANTOM MENACE

I thought this was an honest-to-goodness terrific movie...Not up to the league of the original trilogy, but a nice flick nonetheless.

[Ren Hoek]

Huh? What's so bad about the pretty decent THE SCARLET LETTER (6/10)?

[Could Be Worse]

Hated Phantom Menace.....Scarlett Letter wasn't nearly as bad.

[RogueSpear]

The Phantom Menace

[movies35]

The Phantom Menace

[RickySlade]

Phantom Menace

[screamer581]

The Phantom Menace-5.5/10


The Scarlett Letter-4/10

[ilovemovies]

Phantom Menace. It was a very good movie.

[arto_j]

The Phantom Menace

[CheekyShepherd]

The Scarlett Letter

Even though I haven't seen it, I detest the two new Star Wars flicks

[Clarkey07]

The Phantom Menace

[charliebobo]

The scarlet letter

[Frank the Tank]

The Phantom Meanace

[Tom Samborski]

The Phantom Menace wins this round 10-6.

Next Round:

Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones

v.s

The Blair Witch Project

[Hannibal21]

Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones

I think you all know how I feel about The Blair Witch Project!! :mad:

[movies35]

Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones, but I do enjoy both of them.

[A.J. Hakari]

Originally posted by Hannibal21
Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones

I think you all know how I feel about The Blair Witch Project!! :mad:

You need not remind us of how you sing the praises of BLAIR WITCH every day, Hannibal. :D

That being said, I vote for THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT, one of the best horror films I've ever seen.

[Pootie]

Episode 2.

[Dead Halloween]

Damn, I like both. But I pick the Blair witch.

[ilovemovies]

This is hard

The Blair Witch Project A-
Attack of the Clones A-


I guess I'll go with The Blair Witch Project. It was a true original.

[RogueSpear]

The Blair Witch Project while completely overhyped was still a creepy and effective horror movie. It gets my vote...

[Addi88]

Blair Witch

[ColinM]

Both are good and sure didn't deserve their Razzie nominations, but The Blair Witch Project is better.

[Ren Hoek]

Both equally good (or bad) but BLAIR WITCH PROJECT gets my vote for personal reasons ;)

[Sad man]

The Blair Witch Project (8/10 or B+)

[Frank the Tank]

I hated both but Blair Witch is the movie I hate the most so AOTC

[Damned Martian]

Both are lame. BWP is a 4.5/10 and AOTC is a 5.5/10. But I'll give my vote for BWP.

[Could Be Worse]

Blair Witch Project

[ReservoirDog]

Attack of the Clones for the last 45 mintues of the movie which was great and completely made up for the crap that came before it.

[Tom Samborski]

The Blair Witch Project wins this round 9-5.

Next Round:

Anaconda

v.s

The Stupids

[A.J. Hakari]

Another rather fun flick, ANACONDA.

[ilovemovies]

I thought the Stupids wsa pretty funny but my vote goes to Anaconda

[Could Be Worse]

Anaconda was enteraining (if not cheesy)

[screamer581]

ANACONDA

[arto_j]

Anaconda

[Damned Martian]

it has to be the stupids... i guess...

[BadCoverVersion]

Anaconda

[movies35]

Well, I think both are a 6/10 but I guess The Stupids gets my vote

[RogueSpear]

Anaconda

[Frank the Tank]

The Stupids

[Ren Hoek]

ANACONDA

[Hannibal21]

Anaconda

[Moviefan1234]

"Anaconda"

[BorderEevilIII]

The Stupids

[Tom Samborski]

Anaconda wins this round 10-4.

Next Round:

Congo

v.s

Shining Through

[Could Be Worse]

Congo wasn't that bad.

[Hannibal21]

Congo

[RickySlade]

Shining Through

[ColinM]

Congo

[A.J. Hakari]

The fun CONGO gets my vote.

Just saw SHINING THROUGH last week, and although it's definitely not Worst Picture material, it was still less than impressive.

[Horror whore]

Congo

[ilovemovies]

Congo . . . . . it's actually pretty good, I thought.

[arto_j]

Congo

[Ren Hoek]

CONGO is not THAT bad

[Damned Martian]

Shining Through


Congo was good as a comedy, I HOPE you are referring to that!

[Nate6]

Congo

[Addi88]

Shining Through

[paul calf]

Shining Through

[Moviefan1234]

"Congo"

[Tom Samborski]

Congo wins this round 10-4.

And that marks the end of Part II! Here are the Razzie winners that made it to part III:

Striptease
Last Action Hero
Hudson Hawk
Cliffhanger
Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace
The Blair Witch Project
Anaconda
Congo

For the first round of part III:

Striptease

v.s

Last Action Hero

[A.J. Hakari]

LAST ACTION HERO

[ilovemovies]

I'm sure I would enjoy any movie that shows Demi Moore's assetts :D but I have to go with Last Action Hero with this

[Damned Martian]

Originally posted by ilovemovies
I'm sure I would enjoy any movie that shows Demi Moore's assetts :D Yeah, that's the same I thought BEFORE seeing it. Now I don't think it anymore.:rolleyes:


LAST ACTION HERO BY FAAAAAR

[arto_j]

Last Action Hero

Mr. Braunschweiger can do much better, but I think it's kind of fun...

[Moviefan1234]

"Last Action Hero"

[Ren Hoek]

THE LAST ACTION HERO ...probably my favourite film in this tourney

[Tom Samborski]

BUMP

[Tom Samborski]

BUMP

[Addi88]

Striptease

[Nate6]

Striptease

[Hannibal21]

Striptease

[Tom Samborski]

BUMP

[Tom Samborski]

BUMP

[Addi88]

BUMP

[Damned Martian]

bump

[Hannibal21]

BUMP

[Nate6]

BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP

[mattjk_17]

THE LAST ACTION HERO

BUMP :D

[betje]

Last Action Hero

now, stop the bumping already...

[Tom Samborski]

Since this round has gone long enough, Last Action Hero wins it 8-5.

Next Round:

Hudson Hawk

v.s

Cliffhanger

[A.J. Hakari]

CLIFFHANGER

[Ren Hoek]

CLIFFHANGER, baby! :cool:

[ColinM]

Cliffhanger

[Frank the Tank]

Cliffhanger

[arto_j]

HUDSON HAWK

What can I say, I'm not the most patriotic person on Earth ;)

[Nate6]

Cliffhanger

[Damned Martian]

CLIFFHANGER 8/10

hudson hawk 6.5/10

[Could Be Worse]

I enjoyed Cliff Hanger, it was a fun movie.

[Moviefan1234]

"Cliffhanger"

[Addi88]

Cliffhanger

[Tom Samborski]

BUMP

[mattjk_17]

Hudson Hawk

[stevereno]

CLIFFHANGER

SHIVER ME TIMBERS

[Tom Samborski]

Cliffhanger wins this round 10-2.

Next Round:

Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace

v.s

The Blair Witch Project

[A.J. Hakari]

THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT

[Could Be Worse]

The Blair Witch Project...I'm surprised Episode I lasted this long.

[arto_j]

The Blair Witch Project