The Actors+Musicians Tournament

[Ren Hoek]

Aretha

[Addi88]

JULIE

[Damned Martian]

Julie takes it all

MATCH #12: BIG


BOB DYLAN

http://images.usatoday.com/life/music/_photos/2001-07-16-inside-bob-dylan.jpg


VS


FRANK SINATRA

http://www.theratpack.org.uk/sinatra-frank-portrait-4900049.jpg



Frankie for me.

[ReservoirDog]

Frankie

[betje]

Frank Sinatra

(I should be voting for Elvis right now :mad: :( )

[Hucksta G]

FRANK SINATRA

[RickySlade]

Frank

[Cole666]

BOB DYLAN

[arto_j]

Frankie

[Damned Martian]

6-1 for the rat, any more votes?

[A.J. Hakari]

Bob

[Damned Martian]

MATCH #13: A MAN APART


WOODY ALLEN

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,183854,00.jpg


VS


JOHN CAMERON MITCHELL

http://www.rainbowcarnage.com/images/john.jpg
(which, IMO, looks a lot like schmoe Reigh Kauffman)



I vote for the man Woody.

[A.J. Hakari]

Originally posted by damned martian
http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,183854,00.jpg

Substitute me for Woody, and you've got a normal day in the life for moi.

*votes for Woody before running away weeping at the obvious realization*

[arto_j]

Woody Allen

[betje]

John Cameron Mitchell

(phew, and Ren said I was moving too fast with this tourney!)

[Cole666]

WOODY ALLEN

[Damned Martian]

Originally posted by betje
(phew, and Ren said I was moving too fast with this tourney!) Well, i would let it stay a bit more, but that doesn't use to get more votes, so as far as 2 days have passed or the difference is obvious, i end the match.


4-1 for lucky Woody so far.

[Golden Badtz]

woody

who the hell is the other guy ?

[Damned Martian]

Originally posted by Golden Badtz
woody

who the hell is the other guy ? Actor/writer/director/composer of Hedwig and the Angry Inch, an independent gay musical much praised by critics all over the world.

[Strider]

WOODY ALLEN

[ilovemovies]

Woody Allen though I've only seen a few of his movies.

[screamer581]

Woody Allen

[Damned Martian]

8-1

Any more votes?

[Damned Martian]

MATCH #14: BOYZ 'N THE HOOD


TUPAC SHAKUR

http://www.vanishingtattoo.com/images/tattoo/tupac11ax.jpg


VS


USHER

http://www.hiponline.com/artist/music/u/usher/usher.jpg



My vote goes easily for 2pac

[A.J. Hakari]

Tupac

[Nate6]

Tupac

[arto_j]

Tupac

[Cole666]

TUPAC SHAKUR

[RickySlade]

Pac yo.

[Damned Martian]

This is going on very quick... 6-0 so far...

[Clarkey07]

Tupac

[kodek]

2pac

[betje]

Tupac Shakur

[Hucksta G]

TUPAC SHAKUR

[ilovemovies]

I have no idea about their music but Tupac was most DEFINATELY the better actor.

Tupac it is.

[Damned Martian]

11-0

Time to close the match and the round.

Next one soon.

[Damned Martian]

Attention, ladies & gentlemen!! We start right now:


Le Round #4


Contenders are:

Ewan McGregor
Vanessa L. Williams
Woody Allen
Julie Andrews
Russell Crowe
Jennifer Lopez
Tupac Shakur
Marilyn Monroe
Frank Sinatra
Johnny Depp
Rosario Flores
Kevin Bacon
Sting
Ice Cube



And the first match is:

KEVIN BACON

VS

STING



My vote goes for Bacon.

[kodek]

KEVIN BACON

[arto_j]

Bacon, even if I've never heard any of his music.

[quoth_the_raven]

Kevin Bacon

[betje]

Kevin Bacon

[screamer581]

Kevin Bacon

[Damned Martian]

6 Bacon
0 Sting
Keep 'em coming

[t3h Qster]

sting

[A.J. Hakari]

Bacon

[Strider]

STING

[ilovemovies]

Kevin Bacon

(in my best Homer Simpson voice): Mmmmmm, Bacon.

[Hucksta G]

KEVIN BACON

[kodek]

Originally posted by ilovemovies
Kevin Bacon

(in my best Homer Simpson voice): Mmmmmm, Bacon.

:D

[Cole666]

STING

[Damned Martian]

Bacon wins


JENNIFER LOPEZ

VS

ROSARIO FLORES



My vote goes for J.Lo, even if Rosario is spanish and has got so surprisingly far.

[kodek]

Jenny from the block. Aah, she hasn't changed a bit.

[ilovemovies]

Jennifer Lopez

I've never even heard of the other one.

[arto_j]

Jennifer Lopez

[Hucksta G]

JENNIFER LOPEZ

[betje]

Jennifer Lopez

[A.J. Hakari]

J Lo

[quoth_the_raven]

Originally posted by ilovemovies
Jennifer Lopez

I've never even heard of the other one.



same.

[kodek]

Originally posted by ilovemovies
Jennifer Lopez

I've never even heard of the other one.

She was in Hable con ella. She's a pretty good actress.

[Damned Martian]

8-0, a slaughtery.


MARILYN MONROE


VS


JULIE ANDREWS




My vote goes for MM.

[kodek]

MARILYN MONROE

I don't like either of em. Not as an actress and certainly not as a singer.
But I hate "The bloody sound of music"

[charliebobo]

Marylin

[quoth_the_raven]

JULIE ANDREWS

[arto_j]

Marilyn

[screamer581]

JULIE ANDREWS

[Damned Martian]

4-2 for the blonde, keep voting

[A.J. Hakari]

Marilyn

[kodek]

Originally posted by damned martian
4-2 for the blonde, keep voting

Arn't they both blond?

[betje]

Julie Andrews

[Damned Martian]

Originally posted by kodek
Arn't they both blond? As far as i know, Julie's brunette...


5-3 for Monroe...

[Damned Martian]

OK, Marylin wins


ICE CUBE


VS


TUPAC SHAKUR



My vote goes for Ice, ice, baby, Cube :cool: :D

[betje]

Tupac Shakur

[A.J. Hakari]

Ice Cube

[screamer581]

Ice Cube

[Annie Hall]

Tupac. Definitely.

[Golden Badtz]

Ice

[Hucksta G]

Ice Cube's the better actor, Tupac's the better rapper I'll give my vote to Tupac since hes got the least votes.

[Strider]

2PAC

[Damned Martian]

4-4

[Cole666]

Tupac Shakur

[arto_j]

Ice Cube

[kodek]

2 Pac

[ilovemovies]

I have no doubt that, judging from his performance in the superb and underrated film Gang Related, Tupac would have developed into a fine actor had he not been killed. And even though I like Ice Cube a lot, Tupac certainly seemed to have more range.

I vote for Tupac.

[Damned Martian]

7-5 2pac wins


FRANK SINATRA


VS


EWAN MCGREGOR





McGregor for me. I think Frankie is terribly overrated both as an actor and as a singer (apart from being a total ass).

[A.J. Hakari]

Ewan

[Nate6]

Uh, Frank Sinatra

[arto_j]

McGregor, because I just can't bring myself to vote against the man right now.

[RickySlade]

Sinatra

[Guy Strong]

Ewan is cool but .... Frank Sinatra is the man.

[betje]

Ewan McGregor

[Damned Martian]

4-3: Go Ewan, go! ;)

[Hucksta G]

EWAN MCGREGOR

[Michael_myers]

Frank baby. Sinatra rules.

[screamer581]

Frank Sinatra

[kodek]

FRANK SINATRA

[charliebobo]

Ewan

[arto_j]

Originally posted by charliebobo
Ewan

Finding some electricity there, are we? :D

[Damned Martian]

6-6


Please, some more votes!

[Cole666]

EWAN MCGREGOR

[CyclicNightmare]

Sinatra

[Strider]

Good ol' blue eyes....

FRANK SINATRA

[quoth_the_raven]

Sinatra for me please

[Damned Martian]

9-7 for Frank, any more votes?

[bowieee]

Sinatra is the better singer but as far as acting goes:


Ewan McGregor

[BadCoverVersion]

Frank is immensely overrated IMO...but I do love Nancy...:)


Ewan McGregor takes this one.

[Damned Martian]

DAmn it! Another tie! Next vote decides...

[t3h Qster]

sinatra

[Damned Martian]

Sinatra wins... damn it...


VANESSA L. WILLIAMS


VS


WOODY ALLEN





My vote goes for the little weird jewish.

[kodek]

WOODY ALLEN better actor AND musician.

[betje]

Vanessa L. Williams

[Cole666]

Mr. Allen

[arto_j]

Woody Allen

[A.J. Hakari]

Woody

[quoth_the_raven]

WOODY ALLEN

[Damned Martian]

6-1 so far...

[screamer581]

Woody Allen

[Damned Martian]

Woody wins 7-1...

And now, for the last match of the round:


RUSSELL CROWE


VS


JOHNNY DEPP



I'll give a pity vote to Russell, since he's going to have his ass severely kicked.

[Cole666]

Johnny Depp

But i'm sure Russell's gonna put up a good fight.

[MacReady]

Russell Crowe

[A.J. Hakari]

Depp

[Nate6]

Russell Crowe

[Hucksta G]

RUSSELL CROWE

[Damned Martian]

4-2 for Crowe so far...

[arto_j]

Johnny Depp, by far.

[betje]

Johnny Depp

[Damned Martian]

4-4 tie!

[ilovemovies]

Never heard either of their music so I'm only going by their acting and Russell Crowe wins that for me, but only by a hair.

[Damned Martian]

5-4

This round should be more popular, i think... Come on, vote!

[quoth_the_raven]

JOHNNY DEPP


(sorry Greb, but i detest Crowe ;))

[Damned Martian]

5-5

Now a vote is definitely needed!

(don't care much about who do you vote to, there's a recaption round right next to this match, so you still could have both ;) )

[screamer581]

Johnny Depp

[RickySlade]

Depp

[Damned Martian]

For a moment i thought you were the same person :D

Depp wins.

And, now:

RECAPTION ROUND

Contenders are:

Sting
Rosario Flores
Julie Andrews
Ice Cube
Ewan McGregor
Vanessa L. Williams
Russell Crowe


You have to vote for the one you want to be in the next round. My vote goes for Ewan McGregor (it was tough deciding between him and Russell :( )

[Cole666]

Russell Crowe

It was between him and Ewan.

[A.J. Hakari]

Sting

[arto_j]

Ewan McGregor

[betje]

Vanessa L. Williams

[quoth_the_raven]

Ewan McGregor

[Clarkey07]

Russell Crowe... i don't really like him as a person, but he is one hell of an actor.

[Hucksta G]

Russell Crowe

i don't know him as a person and i don't like his music but he is a awesome actor.

[ilovemovies]

Russell Crowe

[screamer581]

Ewan McGregor

[Damned Martian]

Russell - 4
Ewan - 4
Vanessa - 1
Sting - 1

Keep voting!

[Nate6]

Russell

[Damned Martian]

Russell is winning, any more votes?

[Damned Martian]

Russell passes to the next round. That starts right now!


ROUND 5


Contenders are:

Woody Allen
Jennifer Lopez
Tupac Shakur
Marilyn Monroe
Frank Sinatra
Johnny Depp
Kevin Bacon
Russell Crowe

And the first match is:


http://medlem.spray.se/boysboysboys/hpbimg/johnny2.jpgVShttp://www.allmoviestar.com/fi/kevin_bacon/kevin_bacon_001.jpg

[Damned Martian]

My vote goes for Depp, Johnny Depp.

[quoth_the_raven]

Originally posted by damned martian
My vote goes for Depp, Johnny Depp.



i will oppose this with a vote against Mr Depp ;)

[t3h Qster]

depp gets my vote

[betje]

Kevin Bacon

[Cole666]

Originally posted by betje
Kevin Bacon

Ludicrous!:o

Anyway yeah, Johnny Depp.

[Nate6]

Yikes, Johnny Depp by miles.

Kevin Bacon is...not as good...at all...

[ilovemovies]

I do think Depp is a better actor but I still like Kevin Bacon. So I'm giving him a pity vote since he is getting his ass kicked.

[A.J. Hakari]

The Deppster

[bowieee]

Hahahahahha

Never thought I would compare the two.


Depp

[Hucksta G]

Johnny Depp

[arto_j]

Depperino

[betje]

Originally posted by Cole666
Ludicrous!:o


Thank you for respecting me.

[Cole666]

Originally posted by betje
Thank you for respecting me.

Well sorry pal, never ment to offend you.

[Damned Martian]

Don't argue, people!:(

Depp is winning 8-3, keep voting!

[Damned Martian]

http://www.saviodsilva.org/s/4/tupac/12.jpgVShttp://show.supereva.it/celebritiespictures/crowe/russell_crowe_p4.jpg

[Damned Martian]

My vote goes easily for Russell.

[A.J. Hakari]

Russell, if only for his stirring performance in the masterpiece VIRTUOSITY. :D

[Trinity]

Russell

[Nate6]

Originally posted by Adam J. Hakari
Russell, if only for his stirring performance in the masterpiece VIRTUOSITY. :D

"Game over"

:D

Gotta love the mid-90s...

Yeah, I vote for Crowe too.

[Hucksta G]

Russel Crowe

[ilovemovies]

Acting wise (which is all I can judge by not having heard either of their music) it's not a very fair match since Tupac was killed at such a young age and I think he would have developed into an excellent actor. But I have to vote for:

Russell Crowe

[betje]

Tupac

[Guy Strong]

Russel Crowe

[Damned Martian]

Originally posted by ilovemovies
Acting wise (which is all I can judge by not having heard either of their music) it's not a very fair match since Tupac was killed at such a young age and I think he would have developed into an excellent actor. Probably, but i had to match him with anyone! ;)

7-1 for Crowe, any more votes?

[Cole666]

Originally posted by ilovemovies
Acting wise (which is all I can judge by not having heard either of their music) it's not a very fair match since Tupac was killed at such a young age and I think he would have developed into an excellent actor. But I have to vote for:

Russell Crowe

I somehow highly doubt it, but who knows.

Russell Crowe

[RickySlade]

30 Odd Foot Of Grunts Guy

[Damned Martian]

Originally posted by RickySlade
30 Odd Foot Of Grunts Guy I don't know what's this suposed to be, but anyway, Russell wins.


http://img.actressarchives.com/jennifer/jlo14e.jpgVShttp://www.koolcelebrities.com/actress/marilyn/enlarge/13.jpg

[Damned Martian]

My vote goes for Marilyn.

[arto_j]

Marilyn

[Cole666]

Marilyn

I don't think this needs any further comments.

[ilovemovies]

Jennifer

[Golden Badtz]

Jennifer

[Nate6]

Oh dear lord...

Marilyn Monroe...

[A.J. Hakari]

Marilyn

[Hucksta G]

Jennifer

[screamer581]

Marilyn Monroe

[betje]

Jennifer Lopez

[quoth_the_raven]

i see quite a few votes for j-poo. this is wrong. bad schmoes!

Marilyn Monroe

[Damned Martian]

7-4 for Marilyn, any more votes?

[Moviefan1234]

Hmmm.....Lopez, I guess.

[Damned Martian]

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Events/1416/WoodyAllen_Vespa_461307_400.jpgVShttp://www.canoe.ca/JamSinatraImages/sinatra_concert.jpg

[Damned Martian]

My vote goes for Woody Allen. I say it again: Sinatra is overrated as an actor and as a singer.

[quoth_the_raven]

Woody Allen

[betje]

Woody Allen

[Moviefan1234]

Frank Sinatra

[A.J. Hakari]

Woody

[Squishy!]

Woody Allen

[arto_j]

Woody

[Cole666]

Woody Allen

[paul calf]

Frank Sinatra

[Trinity]

Frank Sinatra

[ilovemovies]

Woody Allen

[Clarkey07]

Frank Sinatra

[Damned Martian]

8-4 for Woody... surprising... any more votes?

[bowieee]

Ol blue eyes

[Damned Martian]

OK, so it ends. Now we pass to the amazing and surprising


SEMIFINALS


Contenders are:

Woody Allen
Marilyn Monroe
Johnny Depp
Russell Crowe


First match soon. Be aware...

[Damned Martian]

JOHNNY DEPP

"This story's gonna grab people! It's about this guy, he's crazy about this girl, but he likes to wear dresses. Should he tell her? Should he not tell her!? He's torn, Georgie! This is drama!"

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0109707/1-1.jpg http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0120669/fearnl1.jpg http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0325980/PiratesCN-36-6.jpg http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0099487/9


VS


RUSSELL CROWE

"Now, here's the low down- if I take you out, there'll be ten more lawyers tomorrow lined up to take your place. They just won't come on the bus is all."

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0268978/MBCVLG_MB-K191-27R.jpg http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0140352/6 http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0311113/36-7.jpg http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0172495/8



VOTE!!

[quoth_the_raven]

JOHNNY DEPP



still hate Crowe ;)

[bowieee]

JOHNNY DEPP

[Moviefan1234]

Mr. Depp by a tickturd.

[A.J. Hakari]

The Deppster

[Clarkey07]

Johnny Depp because he's been the best actor this year.

[Nate6]

Heh...this match is déjà-vu...

Crowe

[screamer581]

Johnny Depp

[ilovemovies]

Russell Crowe

[Cole666]

For the time being, Johnny Depp.

[Hucksta G]

RUSSELL CROWE

[betje]

Russell Crowe

[Damned Martian]

With my vote for Crowe, it's 7-5.

Any more votes? Anyone who didn't vote last time? ;)

[Trinity]

Russell Crowe

[arto_j]

El Depperiño

[charliebobo]

Russell Crowe

[Damned Martian]

8-7

Come on, it's too close for a semifinal! Mo' votes!

[Damned Martian]

bump

[Damned Martian]

OK, then Depp gets to the final.


WOODY ALLEN

"There's an old joke. Uh, two elderly women are at a Catskills mountain resort, and one of 'em says, "Boy, the food at this place is really terrible." The other one says, "Yeah, I know, and such small portions." Well, that's essentially how I feel about life. Full of loneliness and misery and suffering and unhappiness, and it's all over much too quickly."

http://torp.priv.no/woody/images/woody-serious-portrait.jpg http://torp.priv.no/woody/images/jade-woody-1.jpg http://torp.priv.no/woody/images/woody-1.jpg http://torp.priv.no/woody/images/woody-clarinet-2.jpg


VS


MARILYN MONROE

"When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the icebox!"

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Mptv/1175/758-70.jpg http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Mptv/1175/758-572.jpg http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Mptv/1175/758-609.jpg http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Mptv/1168/9562-1.jpg

[charliebobo]

WOODY ALLEN

[A.J. Hakari]

Woody

And no, I don't want to know if he keeps undies in his icebox.

[Cole666]

Woody Allen

[betje]

Woody Allen

[Moviefan1234]

Woody Allen

[ilovemovies]

Woody Allen

[Nate6]

Wood

[Damned Martian]

Originally posted by Adam J. Hakari
Woody

And no, I don't want to know if he keeps undies in his icebox. Ahem... That's Marilyn, dude...

With my pity vote for Marilyn, it's 7-1 for Woody, anyone else wants to join the massacre?

[A.J. Hakari]

Originally posted by damned martian
Ahem... That's Marilyn, dude...

I know. I just didn't want to know if he followed in her footsteps. :D

Hello, this is a representative of the Demented Hills Mental Facility. We've found Adam to be consistent in making bad jokes in his time here, so we feel it best to humor him or else he'll harm himself by watching those damned AIR BUD movies again. Thank you for your time.

[arto_j]

Marilyn

And uh, Adam...Hilarious :D

[Damned Martian]

7-2

Any more votes?

[Scarface98.9]

Woody Allen

[Sad man]

Marilyn Monroe.

HA! ;)

[screamer581]

Woody Allen

[Damned Martian]

This is the last bump


9-3 so far....

[Damned Martian]

LA GRAN FINAL!!



MR JOHN CHRISTOPHER DEPP II


http://www.perfectpeople.net/media/celebs/452/0235.jpghttp://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0285823/mexico_gallery_big10.jpg


VS


MR ALLAN STEWART KONIGSBERG


http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/18/THEFRONT.JPGhttp://i.imdb.com/Photos/Events/2080/WoodyAllen_Vespa_1402489_400.jpg


My vote goes for Woody.

[A.J. Hakari]

The Woodinator

[arto_j]

Still gonna be The Depp Machine for me.

That makes no sense at all, but my vote for mr. Depp remains.

[charliebobo]

Woody.

[Moviefan1234]

Depp

[quoth_the_raven]

Woody

[betje]

Johnny Depp

[Cole666]

Yep, Woody it is. No disrespect to Mr. Depp.

[screamer581]

Johnny Depp

[ilovemovies]

Hmm, how do I vote? Woody Allen is obviously a better writer/director, considering that Depp isn't a writer/director, but Depp is the better actor.

In the end this IS the actor/musician tourney so I'll go with Depp.

P.S. As far as Depp not being a writer/director One film doesn't count for me.

[Nate6]

Woody Allen. Not a bad actor and an excellent clarinetist.

[Guy Strong]

Johnny Depp

[Damned Martian]

They're tied 6-6, keep voting!

[Hucksta G]

MR JOHN CHRISTOPHER DEPP II