View Full Version : The ULTIMATE Celebrity Sex TOURNAMENT!!!
ColinM
04-28-2003, 06:11 PM
Welcome to the Ultimate, and most like final, Celebrity Sex Tournament! If you want to see the successful first two tournaments in all of their glory, go here:
http://www.joblo.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=25178
First Place: Cameron Diaz
Second Place: Eliza Dushku
Third Place: Rita Hayworth
Fourth Place: Nicole Kidman
http://www.joblo.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=35500
First Place: Jessica Alba
Second Place: Raquel Welsh
Third Place: Alyssa Milano
Fourth Place: Katie Holmes
Same rules in this tournament, only I've got the 32 ladies who won the first round of voting in each tournament matched against each other. Each of the two ladies in the round will be from the two seperate tournaments.
Here is the list of ladies that made it to the ultimate tourney...
1) Kristy Swanson (OUT)
2) Eliza Dushku
3) Rachel Leigh Cook (OUT)
4) Drew Barrymore
5) Izabella Miko (OUT)
6) Rebecca Romijn-Stamos
7) Gina Philips (OUT)
8) Marilyn Monroe
9) Sharon Stone (OUT)
10) Tyra Banks
11) ]Kim Basinger (OUT)
12) Jennifer Love Hewitt
13) Audrey Tautou
14) Denise Richards (OUT)
15) Liv Tyler
16) Scarlet Johanseen (OUT)
17) Monica Potter (OUT)
18) Halle Berry
19) Jordana Brewster
20) Naomi Watts
21) Claire Forlani
22) Angelina Jolie
23) Jamie-Lynn Sigler
24) Carrie Anne-Moss
25) Anna Paquin
26) Charlize Theron
27) Jessica Alba
28) Leelee Sobieski
29) Rose McGowan
30) Ava Gardner
31) Carmen Electra
32) Kate Winslet
33) Alyssa Milano
34) Jennifer Aniston
35) Mandy Moore
36) Julia Roberts
37) Ali Landry
38) Jodie Foster
39) Heather Graham
40) Cameron Diaz
41) Carla Gugino
42) Kate Hudson
43) Sophie Marceau
44) Kirsten Dunst
45) Amanda Peet
46) Famke Janseen
47) Susan Ward
48) Jennifer Lopez
49) Katie Holmes
50) Bridget Fonda
51) Charisma Carpenter
52) Natalie Portman
53) Jennifer Garner
54) Reese Witherspoon
55) Raquel Welch
56) Shannon Elizabeth
57) Natalie Wood
58) Lucy Liu
59) Sandra Bullock
60) Rita Hayworth
61) Rachel Weisz
62) Ingrid Bergman
63) Jenny McCarthy
64) Nicole Kidman
For the list of ladies who survived the first time around, check out page 22.
ColinM
04-28-2003, 06:17 PM
Wow, the first round and we've already seen the second place winner of the first tournament!
Round 1:
KRISTY SWANSON
or
ELISA DUSHKU
Kristy Swanson:
http://www.kypris.com/Images/DreamGirls/kristy_swanson003c.jpg
Eliza Dushku:
http://www.elizadushku.org/images/magazines/Maxim/Maxim007.jpg
ColinM
04-28-2003, 06:18 PM
No hesitation here: Eliza!
A.J. Hakari
04-28-2003, 06:24 PM
Eliza
Sugar Magnolia
04-28-2003, 06:25 PM
Kristy Swanson...
scottish-movie-freak
04-28-2003, 06:29 PM
The lucious Eliza (cant wait for Wrong Turn)...
screamer581
04-28-2003, 06:44 PM
Eliza
SubMethod
04-28-2003, 06:51 PM
Eliza has the better body and hair, but Kristy has the better face. I'll go with...
Eliza
charliebobo
04-28-2003, 06:54 PM
Eliza
blamecanada
04-28-2003, 07:19 PM
It's pretty much a toss up for me, but since she's losing I'll vote for Kristy Swanson
bowieee
04-28-2003, 07:33 PM
Kristy Swanson
ColinM
04-28-2003, 08:35 PM
6-3, Eliza. Keep going.
Nate6
04-28-2003, 08:36 PM
Kristy Swanson
Hannibal21
04-29-2003, 12:32 AM
Kristy Swanson
mrdeeds
04-29-2003, 01:52 AM
Kristy Swanson, I'm going old school
ilovemovies
04-29-2003, 02:26 AM
Eliza
Buck Turgidson
04-29-2003, 02:49 AM
Two of my Top 20, and two huge faves.
Eliza Dushku.
Cole666
04-29-2003, 03:19 AM
Eliza Dushku
dh1989
04-29-2003, 08:54 AM
Swanson
PrettyInPink
04-29-2003, 09:19 AM
Eliza......
BadCoverVersion
04-29-2003, 11:18 AM
Eliza Dushku
Swanson's tats are a feast for the eyes though.
Gothamite1
04-29-2003, 11:21 AM
Going with Eliza on this with a little bit of satisfaction:)
No, I'm not talking about the pic, I'm in a public place;)
I mentioned her at the last min and got her on in the first round. Here's hoping she'll go all the way this time.... Oh God:eek:
Shit, I'm gonna get kicked out now:D
paul calf
04-29-2003, 11:23 AM
Kristy Swanson...
ColinM
04-29-2003, 11:42 AM
12-8, Eliza thus far. Not quite over yet, tho...
Paterfamilias
04-29-2003, 04:15 PM
Eliza
Ren Hoek
04-29-2003, 06:40 PM
ELIZA DUSHKU ...why do I never meet women like her in these filthy Glaswegian pubs? :(
Invincible
04-29-2003, 06:41 PM
'Liza
Joel_R
04-29-2003, 07:59 PM
Kristy Swanson.
The Claw
04-29-2003, 09:59 PM
Kristy Swanson
Outlaw_x
04-29-2003, 11:14 PM
Eliza Dushku she has suductive lips
ColinM
04-30-2003, 12:10 AM
Eliza wins 17-10.
Round 2:
RACHEL LEIGH COOK
or
DREW BARRYMORE
Rachel Leigh Cook:
http://www.mxdpi.com/gallery/ACTRESSES/Rachael_Leigh_Cook/009.jpg
Drew Barrymore:
http://www.undying.com/celeb/Drew_Barrymore/images/2/db202.jpg
ColinM
04-30-2003, 12:10 AM
Rachel for me.
Somebody post a Drew pic for me, please.
A.J. Hakari
04-30-2003, 12:18 AM
Rachael, definitely.
bowieee
04-30-2003, 01:32 AM
DREW BARRYMORE
Buck Turgidson
04-30-2003, 02:00 AM
RLC. Easiest pick yet, not even close.
mrdeeds
04-30-2003, 04:11 AM
Originally posted by Buck Turgidson
RLC. Easiest pick yet, not even close.
I agree Rachel Leigh Cook by far.
Cole666
04-30-2003, 04:46 AM
Drew
charliebobo
04-30-2003, 05:04 AM
Originally posted by Buck Turgidson
RLC. Easiest pick yet, not even close.
Definitely.
arto_j
04-30-2003, 05:27 AM
Drew Barrymore
blamecanada
04-30-2003, 05:34 AM
http://www.laughingstar.com/Drew_Barrymore/Drew_Barrymore_1_14.jpg
http://mode.tiscali.it/modapiu/Media/foto/200210/14/drew01.jpg
blamecanada
04-30-2003, 05:50 AM
Drew Barrymore
BadCoverVersion
04-30-2003, 06:12 AM
Drew Barrymore
Hannibal21
04-30-2003, 06:30 AM
I vote for RLC and now it's 6-5. Come on, Rachael, you can pull through!
Gothamite1
04-30-2003, 08:30 AM
I'm not that big a fan of Rachel, but I'll take her over Drew any day.
PrettyInPink
04-30-2003, 08:43 AM
Drew Barrymore.
paul calf
04-30-2003, 09:39 AM
Drew Barrymore.
Paterfamilias
04-30-2003, 09:43 AM
Drew Barrymore
Damned Martian
04-30-2003, 10:07 AM
rachel
ColinM
04-30-2003, 10:25 AM
8-8. Tie so far, so keep the votes coming.
I like the boxing picture. ;)
Ren Hoek
04-30-2003, 12:47 PM
DREW BARRYMORE
Joel_R
04-30-2003, 04:14 PM
Drew Barrymore.
dh1989
04-30-2003, 04:16 PM
Rachel Leigh Cook
Invincible
04-30-2003, 04:22 PM
Drew Barrymore
Sugar Magnolia
04-30-2003, 04:52 PM
Drew Barrymore...
ColinM
04-30-2003, 05:11 PM
12-9 Drew. I'll probably end this tonight...
scottish-movie-freak
04-30-2003, 06:11 PM
Drew
Rob Gordon
04-30-2003, 11:06 PM
Rachel Leigh Cook
The Other
05-01-2003, 12:28 AM
Drew Barrymore
ColinM
05-01-2003, 12:35 AM
In what I've got to call an upset, Drew wins 14-10.
Round 3:
IZABELLA MIKO
or
REBECCA ROMIJN-STAMOS
Izabella Miko:
http://home-3.worldonline.nl/~pstuurop/iza/rightclick/im001.jpg
Rebecca Romijn-Stamos:
http://www.the-alist.org/RebeccaRomijn-Stamos/pics/rrs2.jpg
ColinM
05-01-2003, 12:35 AM
Rebecca clearly wins in my eyes.
Could someone post a pic, please?
screamer581
05-01-2003, 12:48 AM
REBECCA ROMIJN-STAMOS, IZABELLA MIKO is cute as hell though.
XCoRyX
05-01-2003, 01:56 AM
rebecca romjin stamos definetly.
asyouwish530
05-01-2003, 01:57 AM
Rebecca Romijn-Stamos
blamecanada
05-01-2003, 04:04 AM
Rebecca Romijn-Stamos
Cole666
05-01-2003, 04:34 AM
Rebecca Romijn-Stamos
mrdeeds
05-01-2003, 05:37 AM
Izabella Miko
Hannibal21
05-01-2003, 06:07 AM
Rebecca.
And the results right now are Rebecca: 7. Izabella: 1
charliebobo
05-01-2003, 06:09 AM
Rebecca Romijn Stamos no contest.
urbanlegend23
05-01-2003, 06:20 AM
REBECCA ROMIJN-STAMOS
A.J. Hakari
05-01-2003, 06:41 AM
Rebecca
Buck Turgidson
05-01-2003, 07:13 AM
Originally posted by ColinM
In what I've got to call an upset, Drew wins 14-10.
:mad: I'm physically ill. :(
BadCoverVersion
05-01-2003, 08:22 AM
Izabella Miko...
I don't know if it's the photograph, but Romijn-Stamos looks a wee bit butch if truth be told.
Damned Martian
05-01-2003, 09:58 AM
miko
arto_j
05-01-2003, 11:05 AM
Izabella
James Logan
05-01-2003, 12:46 PM
Rebecca Romijn-Stamos here.
Doc Holliday
05-01-2003, 01:06 PM
Rebecca all the way!
http://www.canvas42.com/models/izabella/hs1.jpg
http://www.drvocaturo.com/cosmeticdentistry/beautiful_testimonials/isabella_miko.jpg
http://www.makeup411.com/images/beauty_breakdown/Izabella_Miko.jpg
http://www.celebrityforever.com/ppic/i/izabella_miko.jpg
Rebecca can look really good sometimes, but there's also quite a few times where she looks manish. Her face can be just a little too butch sometimes, which is a major turn-off.
I really liked Izabella Miko in COYOTE UGLY and I enjoyed seeing her breasts in THE FORSAKEN. I also have an autographed modeling picture of this cutie.
My vote goes to IZABELLA MIKO! Rebecca just looks too manly sometimes, plus she'll win anyway. Besides, I haven't quite forgiven her for Femme Fatale (3/10 or D-) yet.
Robert---I mean Rebecca---looking manish:
http://www.boxoff.com/jpg/may02/tji/FemmeFatale.jpg
http://www.boxofficeprophets.com/tickermaster/images/femmefatale.jpg
http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0280665/PL111-14A.jpg
God, how butch :eek:...
dh1989
05-01-2003, 02:03 PM
Izabella Miko. Rebecca Romijn-Stamos is kind of hot, but she looks a bit man-ish without the blue scales. ;)
Joel_R
05-01-2003, 02:58 PM
Izabella Miko.
Ren Hoek
05-01-2003, 04:10 PM
Rebecca Romijin-Stamos
...and no, she doesn't look manish!
...and yes, I liked Femme Fatale and X2 a lot!
Sugar Magnolia
05-01-2003, 04:55 PM
Rebecca Romijin-Stamos...
bowieee
05-01-2003, 09:13 PM
Rebecca Romijn-Stamos
ColinM
05-01-2003, 09:27 PM
15-7, Rebecca. Any other votes out there?
Rob Gordon
05-01-2003, 09:44 PM
Mike and I, agreeing on something? Only in this tournament. Izabella Miko.
Invincible
05-01-2003, 10:46 PM
Rebecca Romijn-Stamos
SubMethod
05-01-2003, 11:40 PM
Izabella Miko looks like her head was smooshed vertically to me, like somebody dropped an anvil on her head and flattened her head a little. On the other hand Rebecca Romijn Stamos is extremely sexy, and she's married to one of the coolest guys in history, Uncle Jesse. C'mon I mean how can you deny him. If Rebecca was ugly I'd still vote for her because she would be cool and sexy by association for being married to Uncle Jesse from Full House.:D
Rebecca Romijn Stamos
Originally posted by Rob Gordon
Mike and I, agreeing on something? Only in this tournament. Izabella Miko.
Wow, that really is something...
ColinM
05-02-2003, 02:09 PM
The magnificant Rebecca wins 17-8.
Round 4:
GINA PHILIPS
or
MARILYN MONROE
Gina Philips:
http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0263488/J-65R.jpg
Marilyn Monroe:
http://bombshells.com/gallery/monroe/fullimages/mm-309_f.jpg
ColinM
05-02-2003, 02:10 PM
I feel a slaughter coming on. I may as well get it started...
MARILYN
Damned Martian
05-02-2003, 02:19 PM
Originally posted by ColinM
I feel a slaughter coming on. I may as well get it started...
I won't support that saddistic game!!:p
Gina is the girl!
yes, I'm serious!
James Logan
05-02-2003, 02:26 PM
Marilyn Monroe. Gina's cute 'n all, but she just doesn't stand a chance against Norma Jean...
dh1989
05-02-2003, 02:52 PM
Neither are very attractive, but Marilyn Monroe is a bit cuter, I guess.
Rated R
05-02-2003, 03:06 PM
You know what? I will vote for Gina Phillips..Monroe doesn't look real...she looks like a painting and she scares me because of it.
mrdeeds
05-02-2003, 03:38 PM
I'll go Gina Phillips
charliebobo
05-02-2003, 06:08 PM
Marylin Monroe
Cole666
05-02-2003, 06:24 PM
Gina Philips
ColinM
05-02-2003, 06:35 PM
Wow, I'm surprised at the lack of love for Marilyn! 4-4 so far...
Nate6
05-02-2003, 06:44 PM
No lack of love here. Marilyn, for sure.
Sugar Magnolia
05-02-2003, 07:42 PM
Marilyn is gorgeous...
A.J. Hakari
05-02-2003, 10:53 PM
Gina
MikeyB
05-02-2003, 11:10 PM
Marilyn Monroe
Raymond Babbit
05-02-2003, 11:37 PM
Marilyn
asyouwish530
05-03-2003, 02:23 AM
Marilyn Monroe
arto_j
05-03-2003, 04:19 AM
Marilyn Monroe
The decision was easy, not just because Marilyn is really hot, but also because I've never seen Gina in anything.
Rob Gordon
05-03-2003, 09:31 AM
Gina's okay, but even dead no one holds a candle to Marilyn.
Anybody else feeling kind of creepy for favoring the one that's technically a rotting corpse as hotter?
Gothamite1
05-03-2003, 09:47 AM
Maybe it's just me, but I've never found Marilyn Monroe all that attractive.
I'm going with Gina.
Doc Holliday
05-03-2003, 10:16 AM
Monroe.
Joel_R
05-03-2003, 11:19 AM
Marilyn Monroe.
Annie Hall
05-03-2003, 11:25 AM
http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Mptv/1168/9562-11.jpg
http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Mptv/1169/0758_0772.jpg
http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Mptv/1169/758-1.jpg
blamecanada
05-03-2003, 02:46 PM
Marylin Monroe seems like the obvious choice.
ze424
05-03-2003, 02:58 PM
Marylin
FilmGeek101
05-03-2003, 03:04 PM
Marylin Monroe
paul calf
05-03-2003, 05:57 PM
Marilyn Monroe
PrettyInPink
05-03-2003, 07:05 PM
Marilyn Monroe.
Hannibal21
05-03-2003, 09:48 PM
Marilyn Monroe
SubMethod
05-04-2003, 02:10 PM
Marylin Monroe
ColinM
05-04-2003, 07:53 PM
The slaughter was a bit late, but it showed. 21-6.
Round 5:
SHARON STONE
or
TYRA BANKS
Sharon Stone:
http://www.celebrityzone.co.uk/photos/sharon/005.jpg
Tyra Banks:
http://www.allstarz.org/tyrabanks/001.jpg
ColinM
05-04-2003, 07:54 PM
I vote for TYRA, I never really went nuts for Sharon...
SubMethod
05-04-2003, 07:56 PM
Tyra Banks is the epitome of natural beauty.
Sugar Magnolia
05-04-2003, 07:57 PM
Tyra Banks...
A.J. Hakari
05-04-2003, 08:13 PM
Oh, Tyra, most definitely.
MikeyB
05-04-2003, 08:15 PM
Tyra Banks
screamer581
05-05-2003, 12:02 AM
Tyra Banks
Buck Turgidson
05-05-2003, 12:20 AM
Tyra Banks
mrdeeds
05-05-2003, 01:03 AM
Tyra Banks
FilmGeek101
05-05-2003, 01:06 AM
Tyra
Cole666
05-05-2003, 03:25 AM
Tyra Banks
charliebobo
05-05-2003, 03:27 AM
Tyra Banks
arto_j
05-05-2003, 04:55 AM
Sharon Stone
Ooh, I certainly turned this one around...
Ren Hoek
05-05-2003, 05:31 AM
TYRA BANKS
Wow, that second pic is... uh, well... *drool* ...very nice, Colin!
walking meatloaf
05-05-2003, 05:58 AM
tyra
Damned Martian
05-05-2003, 08:21 AM
a pity vote for the woman who made me the man i am: sharon stone
Hannibal21
05-05-2003, 08:57 AM
Sharon Stone. I've had a crush on her ever since BASIC INSTINCT.
But I gotta say: THAT SECOND PICTURE OF TYRA BANKS IS BEYOND HOTTT!!!!!! :eek:
blamecanada
05-05-2003, 12:25 PM
Not a big fan but Tyra Banks still gets the vote
Nate6
05-05-2003, 02:55 PM
Gotta vote for my girlfriend (not in the black sense, but the love sense), Tyra Banks.
ColinM
05-05-2003, 05:06 PM
No point in letting this continue. Tyra wins 15-3.
Round 6:
KIM BASINGER
or
JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT
Kim Basinger:
http://web.ukonline.co.uk/basinger.jsrpages/scans/basinger/1112.jpg
Jennifer Love Hewitt:
http://www.ozinteractive.com/images/files/magazines/maxim2.jpg
In the first sex tournament, Jennifer Love Hewitt defeated Cate Blanchett in the first round of voting, then went on to lose to Rebecca Romijn-Stamos in the second round.
In the second sex tournament, Kim Basinger beat Pink in the first round of voting, then went on to lose to Anna Paquin in the second round.
ColinM
05-05-2003, 05:06 PM
I vote for JLH.
Sugar Magnolia
05-05-2003, 05:08 PM
Jennifer Love Hewitt...
DaveyJoeG
05-05-2003, 05:56 PM
Jennifer Love Hewitt
A.J. Hakari
05-05-2003, 06:21 PM
Kim
Damned Martian
05-05-2003, 06:37 PM
jennifer boobs hewitt
Nate6
05-05-2003, 06:47 PM
Mmmm...boobs..............................
Oh yeah, JLH
Ren Hoek
05-05-2003, 07:12 PM
KIM BASINGER ...just wondering why the skinny Jennifer Love Hewitt seems to have decent boobs on that second pic. Must be digital postprocessing. ;)
MikeyB
05-05-2003, 07:14 PM
Kim Basinger
Joel_R
05-05-2003, 07:32 PM
Jennifer Love Hewitt.
The Claw
05-05-2003, 08:06 PM
Jennifer Love Hewitt
urbanlegend23
05-05-2003, 08:09 PM
JENNIFER LOVE HUGETITS
She's one of a kind gentleman!
Hannibal21
05-05-2003, 08:27 PM
I've had a crush on KIM BASINGER for years. She's beautiful. Much more beautiful than GIRAFFE LOVE YOUR TITS ARE TOO HUGE FOR YOUR KIND OF SPECIES
blamecanada
05-05-2003, 09:58 PM
Any good will Basinger had with me was gone after 8 Mile.
The Orignal J.Lo
Doc Holliday
05-05-2003, 10:01 PM
Kim baby!!!! :D
ColinM
05-05-2003, 11:32 PM
9-6, Love. (hehe, I'm so clever.)
Keep voting.
SubMethod
05-06-2003, 12:02 AM
You guys must have never seen 9 1/2 Weeks. That alone is a good enough reason to vote for the incredibly hot and sexy Kim.
Kim Bassinger
Cole666
05-06-2003, 02:33 AM
Miss Hewitt for me.
screamer581
05-06-2003, 02:47 AM
KIM BASINGER
ilovemovies
05-06-2003, 04:18 AM
Oooooooohhhhh.......this is hard. At 48 Kim Basinger is still hot as hell and I'd still love to do her but I have to go with Jennifer Love Hewitt. She was SOOOO lovable in Heartbreakers and The Tuxedo.
ilovemovies
05-06-2003, 04:20 AM
Tyra Banks beated Sharon Stone????
Blasphemy!!
walking meatloaf
05-06-2003, 06:55 AM
jennifer love hewitt
charliebobo
05-06-2003, 08:24 AM
Kim Basinger
BadCoverVersion
05-06-2003, 08:37 AM
Basinger...
Hewitt's noggin is just too much.
arto_j
05-06-2003, 12:14 PM
Love Hewitt
JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT all the way! Every single time I watch HEARTBREAKERS, I drool. She gives hands down the sexiest clothed female performance ever in that movie. Hell, I'm kind of glad she wasn't nude in the movie, because the teasing did way more for me. She was just so HOT in this movie. My god! She easily kept me watching...
paul calf
05-06-2003, 02:13 PM
KIM BASINGER
James Logan
05-06-2003, 03:25 PM
Kim Basinger. She's hot and warming up.
Raw Chili
05-06-2003, 03:29 PM
Jennifer Love Hewitt
XCoRyX
05-06-2003, 08:36 PM
love hewitt,never thought id vote to see her win anything
ColinM
05-07-2003, 12:02 PM
Jennifer Love wins 16-12.
Round 7:
DENISE RICHARDS
or
AUDREY TAUTOU
Denise Richards:
http://www.the-alist.org/DeniseRichards/pics/dr9.jpg
Audrey Tautou:
http://www.thecastlist.com/pictures/Tautou.JPG
In the first sex tournament, Denise Richards defeated Allison Hannigan in the first round of voting, then defeated Drew Barrymore in the second round, but was defeated by Rebecca Romijn-Stamos in the third round.
In the second sex tournament, Audrey Tautou defeated Saffron Burrows in the first round, then defeated Jamie-Lynn Sigler in the second round, then lost to Alyssa Milano in the third.
ColinM
05-07-2003, 12:03 PM
Denise is kinda hot, but she is such a terrible actress and annoying person that it makes it hard for me to enjoy her looks.
Audrey is more cute than hot, but I'll vote for her anyway.
A.J. Hakari
05-07-2003, 12:54 PM
Audrey
Invincible
05-07-2003, 01:10 PM
Amelie...er..I mean Audrey :p
mrdeeds
05-07-2003, 01:38 PM
Denise Richards
charliebobo
05-07-2003, 01:45 PM
AUDREY!
MarkItZero
05-07-2003, 01:45 PM
Audrey gets my vote
Denis RIchards looks like a frog
blamecanada
05-07-2003, 02:07 PM
Neither is very hot, but if I have to choose I'll go with the fresher face... Audrey Tautou
screamer581
05-07-2003, 02:10 PM
Audrey Tautou
James Logan
05-07-2003, 03:33 PM
Denise Richards! For the love of Pete, folks, Audrey is cute 'n all, but this is a sex tournament, and when it comes to banging someone, I'll take Denise over her anyday...think WILD THINGS!
Cole666
05-07-2003, 03:52 PM
Denise Richards all the way.
Sugar Magnolia
05-07-2003, 04:30 PM
Denise Richards...
Damned Martian
05-07-2003, 05:03 PM
right now, i'm more in the mood for a denise than for an audrey... well, i equally have neither :(
MikeyB
05-07-2003, 05:37 PM
Denise Richards
PrettyInPink
05-07-2003, 05:37 PM
Audrey Tautou.
Hannibal21
05-07-2003, 08:48 PM
Audrey Tautou is much cuter and sexier. That filthy cunt Denise Richards is FUGLY.
Buck Turgidson
05-07-2003, 09:35 PM
I wish you'd stop repressing you real feelings, Han...:D
This makes up for my having to vote against her when she was matched up w/ Alyssa:
Audrey Tatou, who is an utter doll.
Joel_R
05-07-2003, 10:14 PM
Audrey Tautou.
JCPhoenix
05-07-2003, 11:48 PM
I think Audrey Tatou can be cute and all, but for the love of god, Denise Richards is SMOKIN HOT...
K, she's not the greatest actress (not even close) but she's the hottest and isn't this wut the celebrity S E X tournament is about?
I vote for Denise Richards
lol, i just looked up and saw logan's post...ah well, already wrote the post don't feel like taking it out...
paul calf
05-07-2003, 11:53 PM
AUDREY TAUTOU
ilovemovies
05-08-2003, 12:34 AM
Denise Richards
rupert pupkin
05-08-2003, 06:34 AM
audrey hepb........sorrry tautou
the similarity is unmistakable
BadCoverVersion
05-08-2003, 06:39 AM
Originally posted by Hannibal21
That filthy cunt Denise Richards is FUGLY.
Lmfao...
This has tickled me pink for some reason...
Easily Tatou.
Richards looks rough as a badgers arse when she's not got the slap on.
walking meatloaf
05-08-2003, 08:04 AM
audrey
arto_j
05-08-2003, 09:00 AM
Definitely Audrey.
Ren Hoek
05-08-2003, 10:39 AM
Neither... but fuckin Audrey "I'm soooooo cute" Tautou freaks me out!
DENISE RICHARDS gets my vote.
ColinM
05-08-2003, 03:20 PM
16-10 Audrey so far (I'm pretty sure)...
http://kimsmith.freeyellow.com/denise2.1.jpg
http://www.ciudadfutura.com/elcriticon/denric11.jpg
http://www.deusasinebriantes.hpg.com.br/fotos/denise_richards/deniser.jpg
Originally posted by James Logan
Denise Richards! For the love of Pete, folks, Audrey is cute 'n all, but this is a sex tournament, and when it comes to banging someone, I'll take Denise over her anyday...think WILD THINGS!
Exactly!!!!!!
Audrey isn't someone you FUCK, Denise is someone you FUCK!
She may be a "filthy cunt" as Hannibal put it, but you FUCK "filthy cunts," you don't FUCK "sweet & innocent" girls... Audrey may be "cute," but so are puppies, and you don't fuck them (hopefully not anyway ;))...
Denise is so fucking HOT!!! I could care less about her acting (although she's really not THAT bad), she's HOT HOT HOT!!! She was so awesome in Undercover Brother and the best thing about it. Man did she look HOT in that movie.
I don't care... I doubt any of you guys that are complaining about her would kick her out of your bed. The only way I could see a guy turning her down was if he was gay or blind.
Denise is smokin' FINE!!! And since this is the SEX tournament, she EASILY gets my vote!!!
Besides, Audrey's face looks too much like the face of a little kid. Having sex with her would just be too weird.
http://www.easyadvise.com/maxim/images/indexgirlpic2.gif
http://www.denise-richards.handshake.de/Denise_richards_992.jpg
http://heather.radiofree.com/denise_richards/ci051716.jpg
Hannibal21
05-08-2003, 07:57 PM
Some of those Denise Richard pics are way HOT! Some, however makes me dump acid in my eyes. ;)
No offence to Denise Richard fans. ;)
But I still think Audrey is more attractive. Denise can look good, but her acting sucks so bad and without makeup, she's SO scary. :eek:
JCPhoenix
05-08-2003, 08:25 PM
Hannibal21...avert your eyes ;)
everyone else: more pics of denise :D
http://www-personal.engin.umich.edu/~henrycg/images/denise290.jpg
http://www.cleancelebs.com/deniserichards/07.jpg
I think my main problem with Audrey Tautou is her skin...it's soooo pale and it sorta makes her look a bit freaky. Also, she's "pretty", but Denise is smoldering hot...
Buck Turgidson
05-09-2003, 07:20 AM
1. I really like Denise, a lot. It's a close call for me. She's neither nasty, fugly or anything to do with a badger's backside, from where I sit. She's quite a piece of ass. I still prefer Audrey, by just a little.
2. I have no intention of petting Audrey like a cute little bunny. I fully intend to put the little mademoiselle through her paces. I've seen her nude in a couple of films, and I'm quite convinced that her little Gallic frame could do some serious damage to yours truly, possibly even reducing me to a quivering puddle of goo.
Hannibal21
05-09-2003, 08:35 AM
Originally posted by JCPhoenix
Hannibal21...avert your eyes ;)
everyone else: more pics of denise :D
http://www-personal.engin.umich.edu/~henrycg/images/denise290.jpg
http://www.cleancelebs.com/deniserichards/07.jpg
I think my main problem with Audrey Tautou is her skin...it's soooo pale and it sorta makes her look a bit freaky. Also, she's "pretty", but Denise is smoldering hot...
Sorry JC, Denise has a great body, but her face doesn't do anything for me. And her 'acting' is so awful it makes me forget that she's a hottie.
ColinM
05-10-2003, 01:36 AM
Audrey wins 17-11.
Round 8:
SCARLET JOHANSSON
or
LIV TYLER
Scarlet Johansson:
http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0162346/GW_74.jpg
Liv Tyler:
http://www.the-alist.org/LivTyler/pics/lt85.jpg
In the first sex tournament, Scarlet defeated Christina Ricci 12-3 in the first round, then beat Julia Roberts 10-5 in the second round, then beat Famke Janseen 16-15 in the third round, and went on to lose to Cameron Diaz 18-6 in the fourth round.
In the second sex tournament, Liv defeated Ali Larter 16-7, but went on to lose 16-7 to Jessica Alba in the second round.
ColinM
05-10-2003, 01:43 AM
Dammit, could someone post a Liv pic, please? :)
Wow, in their original tournaments, both these ladies lost to the one who went on to win eventually. Interesting...
OK, this is a tough one for me. Scarlet is damn cute and is the better actress (she deserved an Oscar nom for Ghost World), but Liv...it sounds strange, but I swear I've got some mental or emotional connection with her. I have dreams about her sometimes and it feels like I really, seriously know her.
Dunno how to explain it, so I won't bother. ;) Instead, I'll vote for Liv Tyler!
charliebobo
05-10-2003, 03:19 AM
Liv Tyler
ilovemovies
05-10-2003, 03:36 AM
Liv Tyler
Buck Turgidson
05-10-2003, 03:53 AM
Two lippy dolls, who I love. It's close, close, close...but Liv wins.
Cole666
05-10-2003, 04:11 AM
Has to be Scarlet Johansson!
walking meatloaf
05-10-2003, 05:04 AM
liv tyler
A.J. Hakari
05-10-2003, 07:11 AM
Definitely Scarlet.
Damned Martian
05-10-2003, 07:34 AM
liv tyler
arto_j
05-10-2003, 07:54 AM
Liv Tyler...yummy.
Hannibal21
05-10-2003, 08:53 AM
Scarlet by miles
paul calf
05-10-2003, 08:55 AM
Liv Tyler
MikeyB
05-10-2003, 09:36 AM
Scarlet Johansson
James Logan
05-10-2003, 09:41 AM
Originally posted by arto_j
Liv Tyler...yummy.
This man read my mind. Liv Tyler it is.
Ren Hoek
05-10-2003, 10:22 AM
Liv Tyler, one of the few celebs I have a serious crush on. Plus, her husband makes damn good music! ;)
Rated R
05-10-2003, 12:12 PM
Scarlet Johansson...she was in a Coen Bros movie...that boosts her points dramatically
mrdeeds
05-10-2003, 01:42 PM
Liv Tyler, though I wouldn't kick Scarlet out of bed for leaving crumbs!
screamer581
05-10-2003, 01:44 PM
Liv Tyler,
JCPhoenix
05-10-2003, 02:08 PM
Both are great, but I like Scarlet Johansson more.
Joel_R
05-10-2003, 03:38 PM
Scarlet Johansson.
urbanlegend23
05-10-2003, 05:08 PM
Scarlett Johansson is gorgeous and is near the top of my hottie list...
Well she would be if I made one :D
Sugar Magnolia
05-10-2003, 05:18 PM
Liv Tyler...
scottish-movie-freak
05-10-2003, 05:53 PM
Originally posted by mrdeeds
Liv Tyler, though I wouldn't kick Scarlet out of bed for leaving crumbs!
You've said it correctly my man!
blamecanada
05-10-2003, 06:46 PM
Very close but I'm going to go with Liv
Liv Tyler
http://www.btinternet.com/~stevenanderson/mccools108.jpg
SubMethod
05-10-2003, 07:30 PM
Liv Tyler
What the fuck is the matter with everyone? Scarlett is very sexy and very talented. She was a major cutie in Ghost World. Liv isn't bad, but Scarlett is definitely better looking, and certainly more talented as well.
My vote easily goes to Scarlett Johansson!!!
By the way, Anna Faris should be in this tournament. So should Amanda Peet. Who knows, they might have both been in it already, but I didn't start participating until recently since there's so many tournaments it's hard to keep up with them all.
Sad man
05-11-2003, 01:37 AM
Liv is more beautiful, but Scarlet is more talented...mmmmmm....
Since I loved everything about GHOST WORLD, my vote goes to Scarlet.
happy OUT here
05-11-2003, 06:26 AM
Well. LIV!
James Logan
05-11-2003, 01:12 PM
Originally posted by Sad man
Liv is more beautiful, but Scarlet is more talented...mmmmmm....
Forget the talent, man, we're just asking you who you'd rather fuck! :) And during sex, the only time a woman needs acting talent is to fake an orgasm...
...now you're not gonna tell me your women have to fake their orgasms, are ya? ;)
ColinM
05-11-2003, 01:48 PM
Very poetically put, Logan. ;) Liv Tyler wins 19-9.
Round 9:
MONICA POTTER
or
HALLE BERRY
Monica Potter:
http://www.maximonline.com/girls/monica_potter/gm_l1.jpg
Halle Berry:
http://www.halle-berry-pictures.com/hb05.jpg
In the first sex tournament, Halle Berry defeated Elizabeth Burkley in the first round, and Angelina Jolie in the second round, but she lost to Cameron Diaz in the third round.
In the second sex tournament, Monica Potter defeated Madonna 16-10 in the first round, but lost to Rachel Leigh Cook 17-5 in the second round.
ColinM
05-11-2003, 01:48 PM
I vote for Storm...er, Halle. :)
James Logan
05-11-2003, 01:52 PM
Originally posted by ColinM
Very poetically put, Logan. ;)
Thanks...I guess it's all the talk about the hot babes that awoke the Baudelaire in me. ;)
As for this round, I'll go with Halle Berry. Monica's extremely cute and attractive 'n all, but Halle just is (in my opinion) the hottest black female alive, and one of the hottest women I've ever seen. Tough to beat.
A.J. Hakari
05-11-2003, 02:03 PM
Halle
Damned Martian
05-11-2003, 02:03 PM
Can I have both? :p If not, I'll go with Halle
charliebobo
05-11-2003, 02:29 PM
Halle Berry
Joel_R
05-11-2003, 03:06 PM
Halle Berry.
Rob Gordon
05-11-2003, 03:18 PM
Halle Berry
blamecanada
05-11-2003, 03:29 PM
Hard to pass up Halle Berry
JCPhoenix
05-11-2003, 04:49 PM
I'm going against majority...i'll vote for Monica Potter
Incidentally, my cousin has a copy of the Maxim for Men magazine with that photo on the cover page :D
Hannibal21
05-11-2003, 06:11 PM
Monica is much hotter than her evil twin Julia Roberts, but Halle is one of the hottest women in the business today, she easily gets my vote.
Sugar Magnolia
05-11-2003, 08:46 PM
Halle Berry...
Raymond Babbit
05-11-2003, 09:41 PM
Halle Berry
Ren Hoek
05-11-2003, 10:03 PM
HALLE BERRY by a mile!
Seeing her in that nifty bikini almost made me forget how awful Die Another Day was ;)
MikeyB
05-11-2003, 10:24 PM
Halle Berry
screamer581
05-11-2003, 11:16 PM
Halle Berry
urbanlegend23
05-11-2003, 11:57 PM
Hottie Berry! :D:D
http://www.super-hair.net/mpotter4.jpg
Monica Potter is a hottie! She's cute and talented. She's certainly hotter than Harry Potter ;)... Sure, Halle Berry is good looking, but I don't want to be like everyone else and vote for someone who's obviously going to easily win anyway. I like to help out the underdog (and in this case it's not a dog, it's an underhottie ;)).
MONICA POTTER all the way for me! Halle doesn't need any more votes, she'll win anyway, so I may as well give my vote to this gorgeous and talented woman.
Cole666
05-12-2003, 05:17 AM
Halle
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