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Boba Joe
02-24-2004, 03:20 AM
in the State of

Cottonmouth
02-24-2004, 03:23 PM
Wisconsin, so they began

Boba Joe
02-24-2004, 03:24 PM
cheering in the streets

Cottonmouth
02-24-2004, 03:51 PM
which lead to rioting

Boba Joe
02-24-2004, 03:56 PM
and pillaging from the

Richard Stuart
02-24-2004, 05:44 PM
cast of Cheers. Interestingly...

TheAxeGrinder
02-24-2004, 06:07 PM
no Frasier cast members. . .

SixStrangSmoker
02-24-2004, 08:30 PM
wanted to buy any..

waffleking
02-24-2004, 09:15 PM
Seattle Supersonics merchandise. Instead...

SixStrangSmoker
02-24-2004, 09:18 PM
they bought midget instead..

(hey Waffleking, i never told ya i dig the avator...Foley is gonna rip Randy Ortons nuts off at the Garden for WMXX)

TheAxeGrinder
02-24-2004, 09:22 PM
of the above mentioned

(save it for the WWE thread, guys)

Psyco Chick18
02-25-2004, 12:58 AM
Someone suddenly shouted "Hey..."

waffleking
02-25-2004, 01:05 AM
Ya!" It was Andre...

Boba Joe
02-25-2004, 03:07 AM
the Giant, Eighth Wonder

soundbomb81
02-25-2004, 06:19 AM
of Billy Crystal's mind

waffleking
02-25-2004, 11:54 AM
"Aren't you dead?" asked...

SixStrangSmoker
02-25-2004, 11:54 AM
Axegrinder, who suddenly was...

Boba Joe
02-25-2004, 01:00 PM
watching the old episodes

waffleking
02-25-2004, 02:04 PM
of Freddy's Nightmares. Andre...

Boba Joe
02-25-2004, 02:15 PM
was sent to hell

Psyco Chick18
02-25-2004, 02:29 PM
Because he was masterbating.

Boba Joe
02-25-2004, 02:33 PM
Satan was pleased because

darchangel
02-25-2004, 02:41 PM
Bill Gates had finally...

Boba Joe
02-25-2004, 02:44 PM
stolen enough money to

darchangel
02-25-2004, 02:45 PM
take over Wal-Mart and...

Boba Joe
02-25-2004, 02:46 PM
slash prices in half.

darchangel
02-25-2004, 02:47 PM
happy Wal-Mart shoppers gathered...

Boba Joe
02-25-2004, 02:48 PM
in the produce section

darchangel
02-25-2004, 02:52 PM
to be eaten by...

Boba Joe
02-25-2004, 02:53 PM
Sally Struthers who had

darchangel
02-25-2004, 02:56 PM
rolls of jiggling flesh...

Boba Joe
02-25-2004, 02:57 PM
that grossed out everyone

darchangel
02-25-2004, 02:58 PM
they tried to run...

Boba Joe
02-25-2004, 03:01 PM
but Roseanne was blocking

darchangel
02-25-2004, 03:01 PM
the candy aisle and...

Boba Joe
02-25-2004, 03:03 PM
was gorging herself on

darchangel
02-25-2004, 03:04 PM
Reese cups and pudding...

Boba Joe
02-25-2004, 03:06 PM
pops that had melted

darchangel
02-25-2004, 03:06 PM
She still ate them...

Boba Joe
02-25-2004, 03:09 PM
all the while watching

darchangel
02-25-2004, 03:10 PM
Bill Gates plot to...

Boba Joe
02-25-2004, 03:12 PM
take over the world

darchangel
02-25-2004, 03:12 PM
all while doing it...

Boba Joe
02-25-2004, 03:15 PM
to the tune of

darchangel
02-25-2004, 03:15 PM
Slow Ride by Foghat...

Boba Joe
02-25-2004, 03:17 PM
as well as AC/DC's

darchangel
02-25-2004, 03:19 PM
Back in Black. Then...

Boba Joe
02-25-2004, 03:20 PM
out of nowhere comes

darchangel
02-25-2004, 03:21 PM
David Lee Roth! He's...

Boba Joe
02-25-2004, 03:25 PM
pissed at Nick Cannon

waffleking
02-25-2004, 03:39 PM
While wearing tight spandex...

Boba Joe
02-25-2004, 03:40 PM
and dancing around like

waffleking
02-25-2004, 03:54 PM
fairy, Dave kicked Nick...

Boba Joe
02-25-2004, 03:54 PM
for stealing his song

waffleking
02-25-2004, 04:09 PM
"Just a Giggalo". Nick...

Boba Joe
02-25-2004, 04:11 PM
started cryin' like a

waffleking
02-25-2004, 04:48 PM
little girl. This made...

Boba Joe
02-25-2004, 04:50 PM
David laugh hysterically and

Psyco Chick18
02-25-2004, 05:09 PM
Exposed his new bra.

waffleking
02-25-2004, 05:10 PM
He then hollered, "YEEEEEOOOOOOOH!"...

Boba Joe
02-25-2004, 05:12 PM
Which prompted Conan O'Brien

waffleking
02-25-2004, 05:13 PM
to walk up and...

Boba Joe
02-25-2004, 05:15 PM
bitch slap the hell

Psyco Chick18
02-25-2004, 05:19 PM
Out of Boba Joe...

Boba Joe
02-25-2004, 05:22 PM
for making remarks about

Psyco Chick18
02-25-2004, 05:27 PM
Psycochick18's nude pictures. Then...

Boba Joe
02-25-2004, 05:29 PM
he felt bad so

Richard Stuart
02-25-2004, 06:21 PM
he knelt down and

waffleking
02-25-2004, 06:56 PM
said, "I'm sorry baby!"

Cottonmouth
02-25-2004, 06:57 PM
to someone he'd accidentally

SixStrangSmoker
02-25-2004, 07:55 PM
sent to hell because...

Cottonmouth
02-25-2004, 08:03 PM
They smudged his Pumas

Richard Stuart
02-25-2004, 08:05 PM
Of course, maggots don't

SixStrangSmoker
02-25-2004, 08:50 PM
like guests in hell..

waffleking
02-25-2004, 09:26 PM
So they packed up...

TheAxeGrinder
02-25-2004, 09:35 PM
and moved to Detroit. . .

waffleking
02-25-2004, 09:44 PM
where they were welcomed...

SixStrangSmoker
02-25-2004, 09:56 PM
by Leatherface and Jason..

waffleking
02-25-2004, 10:12 PM
who share an apartment...

Boba Joe
02-26-2004, 03:12 AM
with Tito Jackson. Then

soundbomb81
02-26-2004, 08:26 AM
all hell broke loose....

TheAxeGrinder
02-26-2004, 10:34 AM
when Tito turned into. . .

Psyco Chick18
02-26-2004, 10:57 AM
Ozzy Osbourne who bit...

Richard Stuart
02-26-2004, 12:33 PM
a schmoe's head off

Boba Joe
02-26-2004, 12:48 PM
for saying his daughter

waffleking
02-26-2004, 01:47 PM
was annoying and untalented...

Boba Joe
02-26-2004, 01:49 PM
and extremely chunky. Ozzy

waffleking
02-26-2004, 07:04 PM
then adopted Natalie from...

SixStrangSmoker
02-26-2004, 08:19 PM
the facts of life..

TheAxeGrinder
02-26-2004, 09:01 PM
which was a waste. . .

waffleking
02-26-2004, 10:19 PM
because Ozzy made her...

Boba Joe
02-27-2004, 04:48 AM
be Jack's first lay

waffleking
02-27-2004, 09:37 AM
which was really sick...

Boba Joe
02-27-2004, 02:41 PM
and disgusting since Sharon

Cottonmouth
02-27-2004, 08:56 PM
recorded it and sold

SixStrangSmoker
02-27-2004, 09:14 PM
the used condom for..

Richard Stuart
02-27-2004, 09:16 PM
the bus fare home.

waffleking
02-27-2004, 09:38 PM
Jessica Simpson was jealous...

SixStrangSmoker
02-27-2004, 09:40 PM
of the size of...

TheAxeGrinder
02-27-2004, 09:54 PM
Britney's brain, even though. . .

Boba Joe
02-28-2004, 01:04 AM
she has much bigger

TheAxeGrinder
02-28-2004, 08:21 PM
boobs that aren't fake. . .

Boba Joe
02-28-2004, 08:21 PM
and are extremely well

TheAxeGrinder
02-28-2004, 08:35 PM
rounded and aren't plastic.

Boba Joe
02-28-2004, 08:41 PM
Her husband, Nick Lachey

Cottonmouth
02-28-2004, 09:15 PM
formerly of 98 degrees

Boba Joe
02-28-2004, 09:19 PM
had sex with Timberlake

waffleking
02-28-2004, 09:41 PM
in a very uncomfortable...

Cottonmouth
02-28-2004, 10:09 PM
place, the backseat of

waffleking
02-28-2004, 10:31 PM
a Volkswagon. This made...

Boba Joe
02-28-2004, 11:56 PM
Cameron Diaz think twice

waffleking
02-29-2004, 12:03 AM
about Shannon Hamilton's offer...

Boba Joe
02-29-2004, 12:19 AM
to do the nasty

waffleking
02-29-2004, 12:46 AM
Instead, Cameron and Waffleking...

Boba Joe
02-29-2004, 12:49 AM
made sex tapes with

waffleking
02-29-2004, 01:03 AM
Eliza Dusku. Meanwhile in...

(I love this game!)

Boba Joe
02-29-2004, 01:14 AM
the Batcave, Robin was

(Remember that one next time my damn name is mentioned :p )

waffleking
02-29-2004, 03:33 PM
looking up porn on...

Boba Joe
02-29-2004, 03:40 PM
Gaysidekicks.com which he created

waffleking
02-29-2004, 04:57 PM
on the bat-computer. There

Boba Joe
02-29-2004, 05:01 PM
also was a screensaver

waffleking
02-29-2004, 05:08 PM
of Two-Face making out...

Boba Joe
02-29-2004, 05:12 PM
with the members of

waffleking
02-29-2004, 05:18 PM
Frankie Goes to Hollywood...

Boba Joe
02-29-2004, 05:21 PM
who were thought to

waffleking
02-29-2004, 05:25 PM
be a Marvel band...

Boba Joe
02-29-2004, 05:26 PM
from the 1950s. Alfred

TheAxeGrinder
02-29-2004, 05:37 PM
showed AxeGrinder the Batcave. . .

waffleking
02-29-2004, 05:57 PM
because Axegrinder is secretly...

SixStrangSmoker
02-29-2004, 06:03 PM
a super-villan in disguise..

waffleking
02-29-2004, 06:15 PM
TheAxeGrinder murdered Alfred and

TheAxeGrinder
02-29-2004, 06:16 PM
stole the Batmobile for. . .

waffleking
02-29-2004, 06:18 PM
his boss, The Joker...

TheAxeGrinder
02-29-2004, 06:20 PM
who was waffleking disguised. . .

waffleking
02-29-2004, 06:22 PM
Axegrinder and Waffleking drove...

Cottonmouth
02-29-2004, 07:19 PM
to get some milk

TheAxeGrinder
02-29-2004, 07:44 PM
at the local Mac's. . .

waffleking
02-29-2004, 09:04 PM
in the Batmobile. Then...

TheAxeGrinder
02-29-2004, 09:19 PM
they egged cyclists on. . .

Boba Joe
03-01-2004, 02:54 AM
their way to 7-Eleven

Richard Stuart
03-01-2004, 09:51 AM
but were approached by...

TheAxeGrinder
03-01-2004, 11:43 AM
those Super Trooper guys. . .

waffleking
03-01-2004, 12:26 PM
Waffleking slammed his foot...

Boba Joe
03-01-2004, 02:05 PM
on the gas and

waffleking
03-01-2004, 03:43 PM
the troopers chased after...

Boba Joe
03-01-2004, 03:45 PM
on their little mopeds

mattjk_17
03-01-2004, 06:08 PM
whilst being watched by...

Cottonmouth
03-01-2004, 06:17 PM
The Geckoes, who were

waffleking
03-01-2004, 06:34 PM
also on the run...

Richard Stuart
03-01-2004, 08:02 PM
because they'd sodomised several

waffleking
03-01-2004, 08:39 PM
hobbits in the shire...

TheAxeGrinder
03-01-2004, 10:41 PM
which is slang for. . .

Psyco Chick18
03-01-2004, 11:26 PM
Smuggling dope into China.

waffleking
03-02-2004, 12:15 AM
The Gecko Brothers shot...

Boba Joe
03-02-2004, 03:20 AM
a hole in the

TheAxeGrinder
03-02-2004, 02:58 PM
rear fin, so AxeGrinder. . .

Boba Joe
03-02-2004, 03:00 PM
got out the duct

Richard Stuart
03-02-2004, 04:00 PM
tape, and triumphantly yelled:

Boba Joe
03-02-2004, 04:03 PM
"Bugga Bugga Boo, We...

Psyco Chick18
03-02-2004, 05:44 PM
Know how to boogie!"

waffleking
03-02-2004, 06:55 PM
and he fixed it

Cottonmouth
03-02-2004, 07:35 PM
Carl Stargher was busy

Richard Stuart
03-02-2004, 07:46 PM
re-writing the holy bible

waffleking
03-02-2004, 08:03 PM
, taking out the violent...

Richard Stuart
03-02-2004, 08:08 PM
bits, and replacing them...

TheAxeGrinder
03-02-2004, 08:25 PM
Mel Gibson's The Passion. . .

Richard Stuart
03-02-2004, 08:33 PM
Of Anti Semitism was...

Boba Joe
03-03-2004, 03:26 AM
generally regarded as utter

Richard Stuart
03-03-2004, 10:38 AM
fucking titwank! However, Mel...

TheAxeGrinder
03-03-2004, 11:09 AM
bitchslapped Stuart for the. . .

Boba Joe
03-03-2004, 01:05 PM
unflattering remarks he made

TheAxeGrinder
03-03-2004, 01:35 PM
regarding The Passion, which. . .

Boba Joe
03-03-2004, 01:51 PM
was originally called "The

Richard Stuart
03-03-2004, 04:17 PM
AxeGrinder Got Name Wrong".

Boba Joe
03-03-2004, 04:19 PM
Roger Ebert called it

SixStrangSmoker
03-03-2004, 07:28 PM
the oldest Fairy-tale...

Cottonmouth
03-03-2004, 08:47 PM
that actually happened, then

Richard Stuart
03-03-2004, 09:18 PM
God said: "hairy bollocks!"

TheAxeGrinder
03-03-2004, 10:59 PM
which caused Christians to. . .

(careful here, guys. . .)

Boba Joe
03-04-2004, 02:32 AM
change their way of

TheAxeGrinder
03-04-2004, 08:16 AM
looking at horror movies

Cottonmouth
03-04-2004, 11:15 AM
Carl decided he rather

TheAxeGrinder
03-04-2004, 11:26 AM
skin himself and roll

soundbomb81
03-04-2004, 12:03 PM
up a doobie while....

Boba Joe
03-04-2004, 01:14 PM
standing on one foot

Cottonmouth
03-04-2004, 05:09 PM
because his other foot

SixStrangSmoker
03-04-2004, 05:45 PM
was lodged inside a...

TheAxeGrinder
03-04-2004, 07:06 PM
towel doused in gasoline

waffleking
03-04-2004, 10:06 PM
This was shown live...

Boba Joe
03-05-2004, 05:37 AM
on closed circuit TV

darchangel
03-05-2004, 10:48 AM
an MTV video exclusive...

Boba Joe
03-05-2004, 01:06 PM
"Justin's Big Gay Diary"

TheAxeGrinder
03-05-2004, 03:44 PM
starring Justin himself as. . .

Boba Joe
03-05-2004, 03:45 PM
Tinkerbell. The role of

SixStrangSmoker
03-05-2004, 08:43 PM
a nontalented faggot that...

Cottonmouth
03-05-2004, 08:44 PM
was probably engaged in

Boba Joe
03-05-2004, 08:53 PM
by none other than

SixStrangSmoker
03-05-2004, 09:01 PM
another wannabe musician named..

Boba Joe
03-05-2004, 09:30 PM
50 Cent who isn't

SixStrangSmoker
03-05-2004, 10:20 PM
someone Richard Stuart would...

soundbomb81
03-06-2004, 08:11 AM
say "let's get married!"......

TheAxeGrinder
03-06-2004, 11:32 AM
that would be Britney

Boba Joe
03-06-2004, 01:09 PM
Spears, Julia Roberts or

Cottonmouth
03-06-2004, 04:38 PM
some other talentless starlet

soundbomb81
03-06-2004, 06:00 PM
MTV decided to ban....

Cottonmouth
03-06-2004, 06:08 PM
their actually enjoyable shows

waffleking
03-06-2004, 08:52 PM
Meanwhile, Ron Jeremy was...

Boba Joe
03-06-2004, 10:27 PM
on the couch making

waffleking
03-07-2004, 02:24 AM
strange sounds with his...

TheAxeGrinder
03-07-2004, 12:10 PM
hands while Tera Patrick

Boba Joe
03-07-2004, 12:46 PM
was in the kitchen

waffleking
03-07-2004, 02:02 PM
baking brownies in her...

Boba Joe
03-07-2004, 03:30 PM
Stay Fresh Mini-Bake

waffleking
03-07-2004, 05:06 PM
She asked, "Hey Ron...

Boba Joe
03-07-2004, 05:07 PM
do you have two

TheAxeGrinder
03-07-2004, 06:19 PM
ounces of 'special seasoning'. . .

waffleking
03-07-2004, 07:33 PM
to add to these...

darchangel
03-07-2004, 08:07 PM
pepperoni pizza hot pockets...

waffleking
03-07-2004, 09:07 PM
, dear?" Ron pulled down...

TheAxeGrinder
03-07-2004, 10:34 PM
his pants, took a

SixStrangSmoker
03-08-2004, 12:22 AM
tube of "anal ease"...

Psyco Chick18
03-08-2004, 12:59 AM
And began to hump...

Boba Joe
03-08-2004, 02:45 AM
the neighbor's dog ferociously

darchangel
03-08-2004, 09:38 AM
the dog was terrified...

waffleking
03-08-2004, 12:08 PM
that pictures would be...

TheAxeGrinder
03-08-2004, 01:34 PM
taken and posted here

Boba Joe
03-08-2004, 02:07 PM
and the schmoes would

SixStrangSmoker
03-08-2004, 04:49 PM
superimpose on the picture...

Boba Joe
03-08-2004, 04:50 PM
in the Schmoes Gallery

Cottonmouth
03-08-2004, 07:53 PM
It was easier to

Richard Stuart
03-08-2004, 07:56 PM
impersonate a laughing sandwich

Boba Joe
03-09-2004, 03:57 AM
than it was to

TheAxeGrinder
03-09-2004, 12:00 PM
be Peter Griffin in

Boba Joe
03-10-2004, 04:17 AM
the room on the

TheAxeGrinder
03-10-2004, 08:52 AM
north side of the

darchangel
03-10-2004, 09:57 AM
city, which Bruce Campbell...

TheAxeGrinder
03-10-2004, 10:47 AM
owned with Sam Raimi

darchangel
03-10-2004, 01:12 PM
Bruce then screwed darchangel...

Boba Joe
03-10-2004, 01:36 PM
and asked her to

darchangel
03-10-2004, 01:37 PM
screw him again, harder...

TheAxeGrinder
03-10-2004, 01:37 PM
and to give him

Boba Joe
03-10-2004, 01:42 PM
the best sex he's

darchangel
03-10-2004, 01:44 PM
he's had since he...

Boba Joe
03-10-2004, 01:48 PM
screwed her last time

darchangel
03-10-2004, 01:56 PM
she said, "sure, brucie"...

Boba Joe
03-10-2004, 01:58 PM
but this time, let's

darchangel
03-10-2004, 02:00 PM
blindfold you, and then...

Boba Joe
03-10-2004, 02:04 PM
handcuff you to the (You owe me so BIG )

darchangel
03-10-2004, 02:15 PM
whipped cream pleasure parlor (i owe you HUGE, boba ;))

Boba Joe
03-10-2004, 02:27 PM
and get out some