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The Handeman
12-04-2000, 06:02 PM
THESE ARE THE HANDEMANS 0'S!

THE TOXIC AVENGER!
KING KONG LIVES!
HALLOWEEN 3!
CRITTERS 3!
PHANTASM 3!
FRIDAY THE 13TH! ( WAIT THAT SHOULD BE ON MY BEST MOVIE LIST!)
THE BEING (YES I KNOW ALREADY)
GHOST IN THE MACHINE (YES I STILL KNOW)
THE FUNHOUSE (NOT A GREAT MOVIE)
NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 6 (DIDNT LIKE)
IF U HAVE ANY TO ADD WHICH I KNOW U DO POST EM!

kOr
12-04-2000, 06:27 PM
Like i said i live for bad horror movies, but here is a list:

-Toxic Avenger
-any of the Leprechauns past 1
-Night of the Living Dead 3
-Pumpkin Head
-The Fun House
-Stephen King movies which they butcher for the most part, compared to the books

Mobile Infantry
12-04-2000, 06:39 PM
excuse me, it's Return of the Living Dead 3, not Night of the Living Dead 3; just had to clarify his mistake

kOr
12-04-2000, 06:41 PM
you are so right, thank you my fellow comrade in arms!!

buzzsaw deluxe
12-04-2000, 08:19 PM
here we go again folks worst movies

1. BLOODY MURDER - dude with chainsaw with hockey mask - someone beat my ass for renting this

2. silent night deadly night 2 - 4

3. the prey - title on box says - its not human and has an ax -turned out to be a fried bastard who used an ax for like a sec.

4. popcorn - bite me i hated it

5. chud 2 - bud the chud


now lets get something straighten out people "toxic avenger" isnt a horror movie its a troma film and troma are in a class by themselves - i like many tromas - i dint think they are out to scare anyone by no means - but they have their place and on a horror list isnt one of them

the night watchman
12-04-2000, 08:46 PM
"Pumpkinhead"?! What?! "Pumpkinhead" is great! If that's one of the worst movies you've ever seen, you've had a fairly blissful life.

You want to know what a bad movie is? Have you got the guts? All right, listen up; if this isn't the worse horror movie I've ever seen, it at least occupies a slot in the top (or bottom) five. I kid you not, this movie actually exists, and this is its title:

"The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies."

First, they weren't "incredibly strange creatures," they were just people; and second, the weren't "mixed-up" after they stopped living, they knew exactly what the job description for a zombie is ... to KILL THE LIVING. The rest of the movie consists of mind-numbingly bad song-and-dance numbers. Now THAT is an endurance test.

"Pumpkinhead." Please. You want bad? You can't handle bad.


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evanfx
12-05-2000, 05:40 AM
here it goes....

:the haunting- overhyped and the special effects were horrible
:toxic avenger-Sucked
:Pet Semetary 2-just a bad sequel
:Alone in the dark-not Donald Pleasence's best career move
:Any horror movie with Jenifer Love Hewitt in it.
Just to name a few.

LOU LOU
12-05-2000, 01:18 PM
Ok, here is my list.

:Popcorn- one of the worst films EVER made.
:Satan's Cheerleaders- Title says enough.
:Texas Chainsaw Massacre 4- I think it was 4, it was the one with Renee Zellwegger.
: Bordello of Blood- Angie Everhart and an old Corey Feldman in the same movie??
: Troll- I havent seen it since I was a kid but I remember thinking it was stupid.
AND
: Terrors from the Clit- it is a horror PORN film...complete with zombies and monsters in masks getting in on the action. Baaaaddd stuff.

Slash
12-05-2000, 01:56 PM
I've seen some very shitty movies. Here are a few:

-Leprechaun 5 in da hood (HORRIBLE)
-Leprachaun 4 in Space
-Texas Chainsaw Massacre 4
-Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (not as bad as 4, but still terrible)
-The Paperboy
-Jack Frost (a bad movie, although fun to watch drunk or stoned with friends)
-Exorcist 2
-I Still Know WYDLS
-Children of the Corn 6
-Nightmare on Elm Street 5, the Dream Child
-Redneck Zombies
-I Dismember Momma
-Silent Night Deadly Night 2&3

screamer581
12-05-2000, 04:05 PM
Here's some crappers.....
All Friday The 13th's
the I knows......
Nightmare On Elmtreet 2, and Freddy's Dead
Halloween 3(DUH)
Halloween H20
Disturbing Behavior
Texas Chainsaw Masscare 2, 3 and Next Generation
Prom Night 2 mary Lou (or whatever)
Ul2

ANTBond007
12-05-2000, 05:26 PM
Oh, let's see (most are franchise sequels)....

In no particular order:

Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation
Leatherface: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre III
Halloween III: Season of the Witch
Friday the 13th
Friday the 13th, Part V: A New Beginning
Friday the 13th, Part VII: The New Blood
Friday the 13th, Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan
Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday
A Nightmare On Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge
A Nightmare On Elm Street 5: The Dream Child
Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare
House III: The Horror Show
Scream 2
I Still Know What You Did Last Summer
Urban Legend
Urban Legends: Final Cut

Mobile Infantry
12-05-2000, 06:46 PM
I'm going to have to agree with evanfx. While Jennifer Love Hewitt is a supreme hottie, any horror movie she is in is extremely bad. Let's face it, anything they do in those movies has been done before....a million times over.

bung
12-05-2000, 08:53 PM
I agree Watchman. Pumpkinhead = great. Encredibly strange creatures = vomit. But then again Ray Dennis Steckler does have a huge following but I can't see why!

Bizzaro Space Ghost
12-06-2000, 08:30 PM
Jaws 4: The Revenge. Everything down to the shark standing on its fin to the shark eating people and them returning to the shark looking like a fake shark to the new theme music to the ending would be pretty funny if they weren't downright depressing at heart. No wonder they never made any more Jaws movies. No wonder TBS and TNT never show the Jaws movies anymore........

A.J. Hakari
12-07-2000, 12:22 AM
Never saw #3, but "Phantasm 2" stunk, and "Phantasm IV" sucked even more. If there will be a #5, please let it wrap up everything and make it COOL!

Also, "Psycho 3" didn't really impress me...

Dehydrator
12-11-2000, 01:30 PM
Here are my 5 worst horror-movies ever:

1.THE SUCKLING : the most incompetent movie ever made, the plot concerns an aborted fetus who gets flushed down the toilet, falls into the sewer next to a barrel of toxic waste, mutates and strickes back! it may sound funny or even disturbing, but it's pure shit!

2.THE STENDAL-SYNDROME : bored me to death, even at it's most violent scenes and didn't make any kind of sense.

3.EATEN ALIVE BY CANNIBALS : I had to regret my curiosity about Cannibal Movies two minutes after the opening credits

4.MOTHER'S DAY: My first and last Troma movie. Has a similar plot to "I spit on your Grave" but is damm stupid and corny.

5.HALLOWEEN 5 : Read arrow's review and just trust him!
5.

PackBacker
12-11-2000, 10:52 PM
evanfx- I sincerely hope The Haunting that you reference is Jan de Bont's triumph de shite and not the original.

For me:

The Haunting (99)
Texas Chainsaw Massacre the Next Generation
House
Jaws 3
Jaws 4

nosferatu
12-13-2000, 02:00 AM
my worst list consist of:

the basketcase movies

texas chainsaw massacres 2-4

halloween 3

puppet master movies

leperchaun 4

jack frost

the haunting(the remake)

nuke 'em high

toxic advenger

disturbing behavior

...and any of these new horror movies that have to get pretty boy and girl teenagers to make money.(ex.the faculty)

*veers*
12-13-2000, 05:52 AM
As a horror fan you have to hate some horrors, the ones that insult you as a horror fan, such as sequels to classic that shit all over the original, (Texas Chainsaw 4 being a prime example). The ones with no originality (Urban Legend 1 & 2 I ‘m looking your way). The ones that make a mockery of the whole genre (Like the Haunting remake). As a horror fan you have aright to expect quality horror movies not just quickie, cheap drivel that treats you like an idiot.

Tristan
12-13-2000, 05:58 PM
I still know what u....ah who cares terrible at best I'm so suprised the whole Friday the 13th series !!! They made horror movies what they are today. Ok fair enough no plot but cold blooded killing i know thats what i look for in a horror not mystery

Gayhorrorfan
12-15-2000, 01:33 AM
Worst horror movies:
People Under The Stairs- stupid plot,stupid characters, bad acting, Wes Craven should be ashamed, a waste of $1 rental
American Psycho-Not one interesting character in the whole movie. Christian Bale was just plain silly, a cute ass doesn't make a good movie. the director should never be allowed to make a movie ever again
Hellraiser Inferno-mediocre film,you only see Pinhead for a couple minutes at the end and the ending made no sense at all.

ToasT
12-16-2000, 10:03 AM
Mimic

Bry Bry
12-16-2000, 01:10 PM
AMERICAN PSYCHO"not one interesting character in the whole movie"!WHAT!!!!this movie was rather good,and Patrick Bateman was one of the more interesting characters to come about in awhile..he was very interesting to say the least!!

PEOPLE UNDER THE STAIRS-sucked..no real action or suspense..just a stupid ass movie!!
IKWYDLS-i cant understand why you guys say these are BAD horror movies..i mean,they arent the best,but they are solid movies..
PRETTY MUCH ALL SEQUELS SUCK!!

TCM 2 was the most horrible and embarrassing sequel ever made!!it ruined the whole concept of Leatherface and the redneck family..they turned it into a comedy..i truly hate this movie!!!

LEPRECHAUN 1 was a good movie..they could have went somewhere with this series,but they didnt..i watched parts 4 and 5 and damn,why did they even bother to make these movies??its not like they made any money!!!a Leprechaun movie with gangsters sounded interesting,but it was so awfully pointless,i couldnt watch the whole thing...

jackson13
12-17-2000, 10:02 PM
My worst horror movies.
"Phantoms": it wasnt a totally bad movie, but Ben Affleck trying to save a town was pretty damn dumb.
"Funhouse": I watched this when I like 12 or something. Didn't scare me one bit. Although the clown on the cover of the film looks kinda creepy.
"Deep Blue Sea": Samuel L. Jackson and LL Cool J in the same film??? What the fuck???
"The Haunting": The remake version. The 1st and only film I ever fell asleep in the theater watching.
"Friday the 13th 2-whatever there up to now"
The 8th one (Jason takes Manhattan) actually made me laugh. That part where he boxes that black guy and punches his head clear off is pretty damn funny.

Jezka
12-27-2000, 08:04 PM
The Rage: Carrie 2. 'Nuff said.

The Arrow
12-28-2000, 01:59 AM
Gayhorrorfan said: Hellraiser Inferno-mediocre film,you only see Pinhead for a couple minutes at the end and the ending made no sense at all.

What don't you understand about the ending bud? I don't want to ruin it for people so if you really want to know e-mail me.

Yes Pin Head is misused but I thought the movie was one engrossing piece of celluloid. It's better than Part 3 and 4 in my opinion.

the night watchman
12-28-2000, 04:05 AM
Actually, I thought "Hellraiser 4" was pretty good. (H3 sucked sweaty llama balls). But I agree with Arrow: "H: Inferno" is the direction the series ought to aim for if it must go on. The characters should be the center of attention and Pinhead, cool as he is, should remain on the sidelines. An anthology series is definitely the best bet. (The creators of the Hellraiser comic books knew as much. Anybody check that out? Great stuff.)

Bry Bry
12-28-2000, 03:38 PM
i just bought HELLRAISER 1 on dvd..i havent watched it yet..do you guys honestly think it is one of the best horror movies ever made??just curious..PINHEAD seems like a pretty neat villain..please comment without giving away any of the movie..

Candyman
12-28-2000, 05:15 PM
Sorry, but April Fools was the stupidest movie SPOILER: kill count of 0! What's the point?

Brock Landers
12-28-2000, 05:31 PM
..."Slugs"...definitely...

AntonioDelLago
06-08-2001, 09:29 PM
MADMAN MARZ, SLEEPWALKERS, JASON GOES TO HELL, HALLOWEEN 6, A CLOWN AT MIDNIGHT, VALENTINE, URBAN LEGENDS-FINAL CUT, GHOSTHOUSE and I STILL KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER.

SLEEPAWAY CAMP doesn't make the final cut because it redeemed itself with the hilarious twist ending!

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Dark Minister
06-09-2001, 01:03 AM
Just a few:

Sixth Sense: I know I know, I am going to get ripped a new one for dissing this movie, but I truly hated it!! It is overrated, boring, and the "shock" ending sucked! I have seen Scooby Doo episodes with more of a shocking ending! Like I said, sorry to piss anyone off, but if I want to see people whisper constantly and shitty special effects, I will watch an episode of "The X-Files"

Junior-God this thing is trash!

Boarding House-Lord, pray you never have to watch this one!

Lover's Lane- This is, without a doubt, the worst horror film ever made. It rips off IKWYDLS (Dude with a hook), the plot sucks (and tries in vain to rip off Halloween), the acting is awful (Hell, Fabio did a much better job in those butter commercials), and all the kill scenes take place off camera. Please, please, please avoid this shit like the plague!

The Coroner-What the hell is going on in this movie?

Blair Witch Project- Again let me apologize before I offend anyone. I hated it! I got sucked into seeing it the first night it opened, and warned my friends to stay away from it. I hated all the characters (especially Heather, I wanted to see her have her eyes ripped out, plus she sounded like Kyle's mom on SOuth Park, instead of what what what, she said fuck fuck fuck every 2 seconds. What a piece of shit!

The_Matrix_is_real
06-09-2001, 01:14 AM
Drum roll please....(bababababa...)
THE SUCKIEST HORROR MOVIES EVER GREEN-LIGHTED ARE:
1.The Toxic Avenger!(feel free to boo)
2.I Still Know What You...okay,you know the rest.(audience)booooo....
3.Not released yet,but it will be:Resident Evil:Ground Zero!

The_Matrix_is_real
06-09-2001, 01:17 AM
Ooops,forgot one....Popcorn.(audience)booooo...

Freddy is God
06-09-2001, 11:33 AM
Friday the 13th Parts 1, 2, and 8.
I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (the title doesn't even make any sense)

Am I the only one who enjoyed all 5 Hellraser movies AND all 7 NOES movies? I wouldn't be surprised if I am...

Norman Bates
06-09-2001, 12:54 PM
I think Friday the 13th part 2 is a respectable movie, not one of the worst of all time!

!MorganOnyx!
06-10-2001, 10:14 AM
ANTONIO -

Just wondered why you hated THE CLOWN AT MIDNIGHT so much??! I know it had a lot of flaws, but i enjoyed it and found it quite creepy in places. Great setting. Maybe it's just cos i have a thing for killers in clown suits?

Horror Hippie
06-10-2001, 11:53 AM
Clown at Midnight? Bad? Nah, dude, cheap, but not bad. How bad can a movie be when you kill Lois Lane?

Here in no particular order and have probably been repeated, but this is my personal list (and I probably own some of these)

Devil Rider, Ghoulies 3, Curse of the Puppetmaster, Shrieker, Ragdoll, Jack Frost, Bloody Murder, Ice Cream Man (though I like the freaky Clint Howard), Proteus, Hellraiser 3, Dollman vs. Demonic Toys, Faculty, Tales from the Crypt: Bordello of Blood, The Supernaturals, Friday 8, Halloween 5, Turbulence, Village of the Damned, (wow, I look at my collection and I have a lot of these) I Know..., I Still Know..., Urban Legend 1, 2, Critters 3,4, The Mangler (along with a lot of other Stephen King crappers), Leprechaun 5, TCM 2,3, Frogs (FROGS! jeez), Milo, Atomic Dawg, Don't Go into the Woods, etc etc

I like bad movies a lot, but even some of this stuff I can't watch.

AntonioDelLago
06-10-2001, 01:29 PM
I guess I couldn't get past the horrible acting in A CLOWN AT MIDNIGHT. MORGAN, you mentioned James Duval in another post...in my opinion, he is a Keanu Reeves wannabe (and that's NOT a good thing!). Also, the setting and premise of the film were great, but it could've been SO much better! Maybe if one of the Italian filmmakers would have directed it, "it coulda been a contenda". Still not as bad as some of the others on my list (like GHOSTHOUSE or SLEEPWALKERS).

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The Rob
06-10-2001, 09:35 PM
Graveyard shift. Don't get me started. It's basically a vampire porno with no storie.


Oh yah and Hellmaster. *shudder*

I won't watch either of these if you pay me, who writes this crap?

AntonioDelLago
06-10-2001, 11:36 PM
More really bad horror films include PET SEMATARY 2, the second half of IT, MOUNTAINTOP MOTEL MASSACRE, HALLOWEEN III, all of THE HOWLING sequels, and PROM NIGHT IV-DELIVER US FROM EVIL.

Bloodybitch13
06-12-2001, 11:34 AM
Uncle Sam and Jack Frost.
Uncle really got to me because it was JULY and SCHOOL WAS IN SESSION!!!! How bad is that? I know they were being cheezy on porpose but that's going abit too far!

Randy_Junior
06-12-2001, 01:36 PM
I just wanna say that I LUVed THE CLOWN AT MIDNIGHT!! To me, that's the direction horror should take into the next millenium (meaning that it wasn't flat out SLASHER, and the ending seemed the most real to me, in terms of what real ppl would do)...Just look past the budget, and the acting really isn't THAT bad...Like I said, the characters seemed real (except for the b*tch Ashley) & the REAL only flaw was the fact that the killer could be everywhere all at once, but that redeems itself. /ubb/wink.gif

AntonioDelLago
06-20-2001, 01:12 AM
Add THE BOGEYMAN to the list!

cereal killer
06-21-2001, 05:23 PM
Halloween h20 is a very badly done movie. Also what is all this talk that the real Mike Myers didn't die

The Dead Raven
06-21-2001, 06:47 PM
I hated all of the following movies

Uncle Sam
Hellraiser:Bloodline
Halloween 3
Halloween 5(Who does like this movie?)
Halloween 6
Friday the 13th part 8
Both of the "I Know what you did" films
Blair Witch(Sorry I just couldn't get into this movie.)
Scream 3
I spit on your grave
Return of the Living Dead
Jaws:The Revenge
Texas Chainsaw Massacre 4
The Amityville Horror part 2
John Carpenters Vampires


But the absoulute worst piece of shit horror Movie that I've seen is Bloodsucking Freaks.I'm just wondering are all of Troma's movies this bad or is this just a bad example of their work.

Dr. Movielove
06-21-2001, 07:16 PM
Prom Night

AntonioDelLago
06-21-2001, 11:56 PM
DR. MOVIELOVE, would you care to elaborate on your PROM NIGHT riff?

krazyivan
06-22-2001, 11:39 AM
Blood sucking Nazi Zombies-Mayge if the story line was historically acurate, explain how zombies from 60 years ago didn't simply fall apart also maybe the zombies could at least look like nazis

SteveSzyk
06-22-2001, 12:38 PM
Bloody Murder was terrible.

Prom Night is not the worst horror film, but I do think it's a bit overrated.

AntonioDelLago
06-23-2001, 07:58 PM
Another baddie: FADE TO BLACK from 1980, with the wimpy Dennis Christopher (the virgin from IT) as a demented horror movie buff who commits a series of murders dressed up as his favorite villains. Sounds like an interesting premise, but it sucked. Sigourney Weaver's butt-crack in ALIEN was WAY scarier!

One positive point: one-hit wonder Linda Kerridge as Christopher's Marilyn Monroe lookalike dreamgirl. Whatever happened to this babe?

Don't rent this movie.

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Dr. Movielove
06-23-2001, 08:29 PM
Antonio, I was completely bored with Prom Night. It was some of the worst film making I've ever seen for a horror film.

AntonioDelLago
06-23-2001, 11:43 PM
DR. MOVIELOVE, you probably saw PROM NIGHT when it was featured on the Sci-Fi Channel recently. The lighting was very poor, I admit...but the widescreen video and DVD editions have been restored. Pretty good quality flick. I'm not trying to sway you, just pointing out that sometimes the transition to television is less than adequate.

Green
06-24-2001, 03:35 AM
I will add to the dishonorable list

Silent Night, Deadly Night 4 & 5 (not even Clint Howard can save these)
Zombie Lake (Actually got released on DVD, part of the euroshock collection)
Black Roses (Demons combine with heavy metal music to take over teens in this stinker.)

heresjohnny8
06-24-2001, 04:24 PM
Two words:

BLOODY MURDER!

AWFUL!

Dr. Movielove
06-24-2001, 06:38 PM
Antonio, yes I did watch it on tv. I think TNT, but I really didn't care for the story anyways

Freddy is God
06-25-2001, 03:38 PM
I just now saw one this morning that I can almost guarantee no one here has seen. It's called ANGEL OF THE NIGHT. It's a crappy vampire flick. It's lamer than.................stuff. I think it's Dutch, but they dubbed in English speakers who are god awful actors, plus some dumbarse characters and a story that smells worse than ass. But luckily it was bad enough to laugh at and make fun of.

claire
06-25-2001, 03:53 PM
christina's house!!
Horrible!!
Everything in that movie is just BAD!!!

God likes movies
06-26-2001, 12:40 AM
Did you know that any horror movies is bad except - The Exorcist, Poltergeist, The Shinning and The Blair Witch Project

CAPTAIN BLAKE
06-26-2001, 02:38 PM
Nope, didn't know that. Thank you.

Lindsey
06-26-2001, 03:37 PM
My list:

Jason Goes to Hell
Needful Things
Jackfrost
Dead Ringers
The Omen
Bloody Murder
Scream Bloody Murder
Children of the corn 2-6

RicochetShaw
06-26-2001, 06:29 PM
Oh man, my list is gonna be weak to some others, like Night Watchman, I laughed so hard when I saw his post. And that other gy who put Leprechaun 5 : in the Hood. lol!

Anyways, mine are-

Halloween5
Pumpkinhead 2
Jason 7
I know what you did last Summer
I still know what you did last Summer

Jason Voorhees
07-02-2001, 06:56 PM
In no particular order:

Hauntedween (HAHAH! Has anyone else here seen this movie? It's truly hilarious.)

Halloween 3 (Just terrible).

Halloween 5. (Boring. And the guy who dressed up as Michael Myers angered me. It made for WAY too many fake scares; plus, why would you dress up like Michael Myers on Halloween in Haddonfield? ...Especially after seeing the rednecks driving around shooting anything that moved in part 4.)

hbkhhh45
07-03-2001, 01:13 AM
lep 5 was stupid but funny!
noes 2 is good
and i love return of the living dead 3!
as for crappy movies the only ones i can think of are (that arent already listed)
Dentist 1&2
the coroner
campfire tales

Freddy is God
07-03-2001, 12:57 PM
Hey God Likes Movies, why don't you take your close-minded "sophisticated" movie bashing elsewhere. I've seen people like this. They think they're too sophisticated to like a horror movie, even when it's a classic like Texas Chainsaw Massacre. I guess I won't go into a rant, I'm just saying it pisses me off.

pat00139
07-03-2001, 11:19 PM
Hi people.

Here's my list:

Redneck Zombies and Lover's Lane were horrible.
Any Omen movie(3rd was the best, but none very good)
The Last Slumber Party (a slumber party movie without any T&A?? I mean, come on...)
Alien Terror, Vulture, Demon Hunter, Alligator 1&2, Castle Freak, Blood Diner, Atom Age Vampire are all very lame.

And I can't believe I haven't seen Food of the Gods on here. (both parts)

So that's my list... or part of it anyway.

Bye

Laffin83
07-03-2001, 11:53 PM
1) The Blair Witch Project, too much hype, it wasn't scary and all it did was give me a headache and make me dizzy with the camera shit.
2) I Still Know... I liked the first one but there was no need for that shitty sequel at all.

psycho_cutie69
07-04-2001, 12:47 AM
All Stephen King movies, whats the story with the movie version of his books?
I was reading horror books before I was watching horror movies , thats what got me watching horror movies my love for horror books.One good example is the movie Needful Things, the book rocked , but as for the movie every copy of the movie should be burned.As I have to put in Jack Frost,
saw that movie the other day what shit, this was horror?

darealcandyman
07-04-2001, 01:12 AM
freddy's dead
halloween 3
offerings
fever lake

Masterbrain
07-04-2001, 03:45 AM
Halloween 3
Dentist 1&2
I know what you did last summer 1&2
Exorcist 2

Adidas03
07-04-2001, 04:36 PM
This is my opinion on the crap horror movies:
* everything after Leprachuan 2
* Urban Legends: Final Cut
* Halloween 3
* Bride of Chucky

redroostr
07-05-2001, 12:04 PM
Does anyone hear realize that The Toxic Avenger and Troma films in general are MEANT
to be cheesy? Common sense should kick in just looking at the box for it.
As for bad HORROR films, theres a million but these ten come to mind:
1- Lady Of The Lake (it took years to come up with this crap?)
2- Redneck Zombies (Troma-released but not made by them. shot with a camcorder in some retards back yard)
3- The Stendahl Syndrome (what happened to Argento?)
4- Revenge of the Dead (super boring Italian "zombie" flick)
5- The Blair Witch Project (pseudo-artistic boring baloney!)
6- Sleepaway Camp (rent only to destroy)
7- Torso (what friggin torso?!?)
8- Zombie Lake (flush this baby down the toilet)
9- The People Under The Stairs (along with all Craven dookie bombs between Nightmare on Elm Street and Scream)
10- anything Hollywood produces and calls "horror"

Jessica3000
07-05-2001, 04:34 PM
What the heck is wrong with the x files? /ubb/smile.gif Here are some obvious ones for you all:

Leprechaun
I Still KWYDLS
The Haunting(99'complete and utter crap)

hewhocannotbenamed
07-08-2001, 12:09 AM
The Horrible Doctor Bones was just hideous.
Whats with all the Toxie bashing?

cereal killer
07-08-2001, 01:21 PM
Dr. Giggles buried the slasher genre for a little bit.

SYSTEM OF A DOWN13
07-08-2001, 03:22 PM
Killjoy-This movie created a whole new meaning to a bad movie. The acting was hideous.

Slumber Party Massacre-idunno, I just hated it.

Class of Nuke em High-It looks like a Toxie type movie, but even if u like Toxie u probably won't like this.

I would like to end by saying I enjoyed the first two Toxie movies for sopme reason. I thought the third one was trash, but the first two were somewhat enjoyable. Pointless gore and tits! What more could you ask for!

Bloodybitch13
07-09-2001, 09:45 AM
TITLE WAVE!!!!!!!
Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Revenge of the Terror of the Attack of the Evil,Mutant...Zombified,Flesh-Eating Sub-Humanoid Living Dead-Part 4
*GASP* *WHEEZE* *WHEW*
This is a real title folks. And the movie sucked hard.

fattyisevil
07-18-2001, 01:36 AM
Here is my list of real crappy flicks in no specific order...

Rawhead Rex
I spit on your grave
Hellraiser 2 and 3
Revenge of the Dead
Luther the Geek (Has anyone else seen this? Please tell me if you have!)
Dr. Giggles
Jason goes to Hell
Return of the living dead pt. 2
Texas Chainsaw Massacre pt. 3-4

pedro
07-18-2001, 07:26 AM
Totally agree friday 13 1,2, and 3 were sick movies. Part 2, machette in wheelchair dudes head was class. The worst movie i ever saw was a dodgy soft porn horror move called "horror hospital". Brutal 70's hair and sideburns. Terrifying!

the_exorcist
07-23-2001, 01:17 PM
The Omen?Bad?

its a classic film. A great movie. how can anyone badmouth that?
the second and fourth omens are really bad though.

The original would be an example of a good horror film. you want bad, here's bad.

-almost any A-pic film. My god, i saw one called werewolf and it made me sick. That cheap holographic cover must have cost more than the movie. Not that i have anything against low budget movies. I love low budget films, if they're GOOD.

- Leprechaun movies. i dont care for any of them. I'll watch the first one. Jennifer aniston makes it a little easier. $ was without a doubt the worst movie i have ever seen.

-the exorcist II. I hate this movie(dosnt everyone?). At least one good thing came from it, Exorcist three was good. James Earl jones in a grasshopper suit?

-The haunting(1999). Oh man, how can they ruin such a good movie with this peice of shit. The original has to be one of the greatest(and one of my favorite) horror films of all time. And then there was the re-make...oh god it was aweful.

there arent very many horror films that i hate. i dislike quite a few. I can think of a lot of bad movies, just not at the time.

anybody ever notice that the shape of horror movies had went down since scream came out?

What ever happened to good movies like Dead-Alive or the evil dead?

Where have all the horror movies gone?

not into a candy bar, i can tell you that.

Washi
07-23-2001, 11:55 PM
-To tell the truth, I liked the Exorcist II: it was sooo funny!
-Worse movies:
-The Howling (1999)
-Sorry to contradict but the Toxic Avenger
-An old movie: Rabid Grannies: i's about this kid feeling left out of the family. On his aunts' bday, he gives them via mail this magic box(what was that crap, weed?) that started smoking and then the aunts or whatever started trying to eat people(weird stuff!)
-The Leprechaun series(especially the first: what were all those vehicules?!)
-The texs Massacre 4:What the hell was Matthew McConaghy doing there? And Renée Zell? And I thought they had evolved.
I'll think of more. See you in the sequel! HAHAHA!

the-burn-out
07-24-2001, 12:31 AM
the worst horror movie ever is "The Killing Jar" it's not really horror and the box with a scantily clad babe in a jar is the most misleading, deceptive piece of false advertising ever.

Mike716
07-24-2001, 10:06 AM
I HATED Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare, that and I Know and Still know What You Did Last Summers.

the_exorcist
07-24-2001, 03:10 PM
The exorcist II was funny, but how could they make such a bad sequel to a great horror film like that?

I didnt think anyone else has heard of the killing jar.
My local video sucks, they have movies that nobody has heard of. Wow, its good to hear that crappy movies like that exsist everywhere.
I thought the toxic avenger sucked too.

another baddie is "eyes of fire"

i watched 10 miniutes and that was enough.
or the movie "witchery" with Linda Blair and David Hasslehoff. That was terrible.

the i know what you did last summer films are bad, as well as the 3rd scream.

-an american werewolf in Paris is on my bad list as well, It had almost nothing to do with an american werewolf in london. Besides, the werewolves looked so fake.
-texas chainsaw 2-4 where just aweful. two was good for a laugh though.

Jo-Jo
07-24-2001, 04:13 PM
I can understand making a sequal if an original film does well, but what the hell were they thinking when they created From Dusk Til Dawn 2&3. I was able to stomach 15 minutes of part 2 before I shut it off in repulsion and boredom. I caught the preview for part three and just shook my head. I know some movies have bad sequals, but please. Use a different title instead of dragging down a great film like From Dusk Til Dawn in the process.

Antonio Del Lago
07-24-2001, 11:01 PM
The worst thing about EXORCIST II was that it wasted the combined talents of: director John Boorman (DELIVERANCE and HOPE & GLORY); the late, great Richard Burton; the Oscar-nominated star of the original film, Linda Blair (whose career went downhill ever since this dud); and Oscar-winner Louise Fletcher (ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST).

Ellen Burstyn better thank her lucky stars that she stayed away from this turkey!

And what was with all of those damn locusts?

ShadowOfDesire
07-24-2001, 11:43 PM
My list:

Creepshow 2
I, Zombie
Jack Frost 2
Terror Firmer
Halloween 2
Mirror, Mirror 3
Puppet Master 6 and Retro Puppet Master
Leprechaun 4
A Nightmare on Elm Street 5
The Howling 5

malaria
07-27-2001, 11:54 AM
"Bram Stoker's" Dracula. Bram Stoker's! hah. Anyone here read the book? Dracula is PURE EVIL in the book. In the film he's a loved up hippy. And Mina certainly doesn't fall in love with him. She hardly even meets him much less falls in love with the hippy fucker.
Anthony Hopkin's in shit an' all. In fact the only good thing in this is Richard E Grant who is very well cast as Seward.

zima_claim
07-31-2001, 11:39 AM
ALIEN RESURRECTION
HALLOWEEN 3
FRIDAY 8
REFRIGERATOR
SCREAM 3
IKWYDLS
ISKWYDLS
LIFT
FROGS
HOWLING NEW MOON RISING
PSYCHO REMAKE
HOUNTING REMAKE
CRITTERS 3...
RUMPELSTILSKIN
JACK FROST
JACK FROST (the russian one, although not horror, but a MST3K turned it into one)
EEGAH
BORDELLO OF BLOOD
HOUSE
BWP II
PINK GUINEAPIG 1-2
AUK HALLOWEEN PROJECT
THE VIDEO DEAD
and of course
MANOS HANDS OF FATE.

(and of course i own all of them!)
zimka

the_exorcist
07-31-2001, 01:04 PM
i agree Antonio Del Lago, It made all of the people involved with the exorcist II look bad. I loved deliverence. i cant believe he could ever make anything that Bad. Yeah, it is a good thing Ellen Burstyn stayed away from that movie.
It sucks, Linda Blair is one of my favorite actresses. Her early films are so good. Its a shame that she was reduced to some of those aweful parts.

yeah, what was with those Locusts?
Pazuzu is not a locust! he is a bizzare looking creature, and the book never described him as a bug.
i think it is better in the first one, leaving the identity of the demon a secret.
in the book, it merely hints around that the demon that possessed Regan was Pazzuzu. it is never definate.

Circe
08-03-2001, 03:32 AM
I haven't seen mention of "The Evil", also called "Cry Demon" with Richard Crenna. Victor Buono plays Satan, sitting on a throne, dressed in white, under the basement. It's been a looooong time since I've seen it but I can still see clearly Andrew Prine running a circular saw through his hand.

Moral of the story: If you find a door on the floor of the basement in a house with a spooky reputation, and said door is locked and secured with a large cross--DON'T TOUCH THE CROSS!! Duh

The Claw
08-03-2001, 01:11 PM
Christmas Evil
The Mangler
A Nightmare on Elm Steet 2
Sleepaway Camp
Mothers Day
Halloween 6

countchocula
08-03-2001, 02:57 PM
Grim

Freddy Krueger
08-03-2001, 09:50 PM
i dont know why everybody hates halloween 3. it was actually a good movie. it would have done alot better if "halloween" wasnt in the title. but it was good. and i hate i know what you did last summer and i still know what you did last summer. that doesnt even make sense. shouldnt it be i know what you did TWO summers ago? and the 3rd one thats coming out is called i will always know what you did last summer. should be i will always know what u did THREE summers ago?

countchocula
08-04-2001, 02:57 PM
I agree with you about Halloween 3, Freddy. It's a pretty decent horror flick when standing alone. I just don't understand why in the hell it was tied into the Halloween series. Had it been called simply Season of the Witch, I think it would have been accepted with more open arms by fans of the genre. Hellraiser: Inferno ran into the same problem.

the_exorcist
08-06-2001, 12:17 AM
yeah, but there is a George Romero movie called season of the witch. i do agree with that though. it is a wonderful movie, and shouldnt be hated just because Michael isnt in it. i agree with Hellraiser Inferno too.

Antonio Del Lago
08-06-2001, 12:46 AM
My revamped list:

THE BOGEYMAN
CHOPPING MALL
GHOSTHOUSE
THE GIANT SPIDCER INVASION
HALLOWEEN 6
HELLRAISER
HIDE & GO SHRIEK
JASON GOES TO HELL
MADMAN
MOUNTAINTOP MOTEL MASSACRE
PET SEMATARY 2
PROM NIGHT IV: DELIVER US FROM EVIL
SILENT SCREAM
SLUMBER PARTY MASSACRE
URBAN LEGENDS: FINAL CUT
VALENTINE

!MorganOnyx!
08-06-2001, 03:17 PM
Oh ANTOINO how could you??!!!

CHOPPING MALL is GREAT FUN. It's a bad movie, but not THE WORST. I think it's very entertaining. Have a beer with your buds and laugh your ass off!

Ok, i can't defend GHOSTHOUSE anymore. I've only seen it once and that was when i was about 13 so you are probably right. I DO remember horrible acting and some dodgy effects. But i STILL think that clown doll was fucking scary and the ENDING ROCKED!!!! Left an imprint in my head. It's still there after all these years!!!

Yes - URBAN LEGENDS:FINAL CUT is SHIT!

But i think you're being a bit hard on VALENTINE. It was slickly shot, unlike UL 2 which looked like my mate got hold of the camera when he was pissed! Who the fuck is that JOHN OTTMAN or whatever his name is anyway???!!!!!

JenDan05
08-06-2001, 09:19 PM
EVIL DEAD blows hardcore!!!! I know everyone will hate me for hating this movie, but it was nothing but crap. I don't get what's so scary about it??? All of that... I don't know what it was, at the end where that Bruce Campbell guy is killing off the last of the creature-things, is more disgusting than it is scary. In fact I almost puked because it looked like clay and vomit!!! The acting was terrible, The girls weren't cool at all, and I hated all of them... in fact, the only one I liked was Bruce Campbell, but he doesn't have it in him to carry a whole movie on his own, exspecially a movie about trees attacking people and then turning them into ugly monsters with grey hair. I give the movie an F-

[This message has been edited by JenDan05 (edited 08-06-2001).]

Antonio Del Lago
08-06-2001, 11:04 PM
Jen Dan, that's a BOLD statement about THE EVIL DEAD! I have yet to see it (and may be scratching it off "the list" after your review), but it is a perennial fan fave among horror lovers.

Also, add Stephen King's SLEEPWALKERS to my list. After the opening shot of the hundreds of skinned cats hanging from a tree, I should have turned this mother fucker OFF!

horrormaster76
08-08-2001, 05:53 PM
Worst horror Films:

Mothers Day
Return to Horror High
Jaws IV
Prince of Darkness
The Thing
Psycho (Remake)
House on Haunted Hill (Remake)
The Bees

TooL
08-08-2001, 07:58 PM
The Last Slumber Party

Baldrick
08-08-2001, 08:00 PM
Don't be so hasty in scratching THE EVIL DEAD of you movies to buy, Antonio...

I kinda feel obligated to redress the balance here, in favour of the aforementioned classic - and I don't use that term lightly. For a start, what's one of the most important things to consider when viewing a horror movie? Other than 'is it scary', it's gotta be the actual mood of the flick, right? - And trust me when I say this, you can almost taste it in this instance! (The second one's got it, but nowhere near as thick as the original...) It's conveyed to the extent, you could almost be a spectator to the events first hand. Then there's the simple, but absolutely spot-on storyline - group of teenagers head into the woods for a few days, shack up in dodgy looking log-cabin--where they discover a reel-to-reel tape recorder and inadvertently unleash ancient demons to roam the earth via incantations from a voice on the tape..... It might sound tiresome now, but I'm sure it was highly inventive back then. Throw in some cracking sound effects, unorthodox camera techniques, killer make-up, appropriate laughs/scares, a smoke machine and the making of a legend... Anyway, I'm blabbing...

Here are some shockers:

MARDI GRAS MASSACRE
THE LAST BROADCAST
BLOOD RITES
DELIRIUM
FROZEN SCREAM
THE WISHMASTER
MADHOUSE
REVENGE OF THE BOGEYMAN
UNHINGED
SEWAGE BABY
THE NOSTRIL PICKER
EXORCIST 3: CRIES AND SHADOWS

SteveSzyk
09-08-2001, 05:50 PM
Just bringing it to the top of the list!

The Claw
09-08-2001, 07:03 PM
Here are more worthless movies

Fever Lake
Howling 7
Poltergiest 1&2(i hate them :P)
The Changeling
Friday The 13th(1,4,8,9)
Sometimes They Come Back Again
Pet Semetary 2
Wes Craven New Nightmare
The Animtyville Horror
The Animtyville Curse
Animtyville 3-D
Soritiy House Massacre
Hack O Lateren
Slugs
Silent Night Deadly Night 3&4
Halloween 1,2,4-7
Jack-O
Milo
House III

ok i think that is enough for now! http://www.joblo.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

CriticalBill6966
09-09-2001, 01:18 PM
GHOSTHOUSE
HALLOWEEN (only all Sequels)
HELLRAISER
HIDE & GO SHRIEK
JASON GOES TO HELL (all 13th sequels for that matter)
MOUNTAINTOP MOTEL MASSACRE
PET SEMATARY 2
PROM NIGHT IV: DELIVER US FROM EVIL
SILENT SCREAM
SLUMBER PARTY MASSACREb(only all sequels)
URBAN LEGENDS: FINAL CUT (part one too)
VALENTINE
Howling (sequels only)
Jack Frost 2


THE ONE THAT SUCKED THE BIGEST ONE THIS YEAR IS:

JEEPERS CREEPERS

SteveSzyk
09-09-2001, 07:01 PM
I tried to watch The Dentist but I couldn't finish it! TERRIBLE! AWFUL! ONE OF THE WORST MOVIES EVER!

Masterbrain
09-10-2001, 11:23 AM
I would say:

Exorcist 2
Leprechaun 2
Jack Frost 2

ritamarlowe17
09-10-2001, 01:38 PM
My worst:

Curtains
Blair Witch 2
The Haunting (Remake)
Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2
Jawbreaker
any Howling sequel
the House series
Scream 3
Pep Squad ( I take it this was supposed to be a horror film.)

-rbh

janesworld
09-11-2001, 04:44 PM
Here's my list:

Milo
ISKWYDLS
Cujo
Puppet Master
Mother's Day

666 Spawn Of Michael 666
09-11-2001, 10:05 PM
The Mangler

leatherface
09-12-2001, 09:05 AM
halloween3
driller killer
children of the corn
skeeter
evil dead2
texas chainsaw2
ticks
maximum over drive
american psycho

flatliner
09-12-2001, 12:10 PM
1-Blair Witch Project(it's not scary and I still don't get why some morons tought the flick was real and the actors were dead when they appeared on every damn talk shows)
2-the Scream trilogy(Yeah, I even hated the first one, total piece of shit)
3-Halloween h20
4-Carrie 2(totally useless sequel, fuck you Hollywood)

FrightFilmFan
09-21-2001, 02:53 PM
Wood Chipper Massacre (a rarely heard of backyard piece of shit)

countchocula
09-21-2001, 03:34 PM
Wood Chipper Massacre?!? lol

Headbangerzombie
09-21-2001, 04:48 PM
God, here is some real torture: http://www.joblo.com/ubb/frown.gif

Halloween 3
Hellraiser: Bloodline
Leprachaun
Toxic Avenger 2
Class of Nuke 'Em High 2
Urban Legend 2
Excorcist III
Twin Peaks: Fire walk with Me
Godzilla (the Matthew Brodrick version)
Candyman 2 & 3
slaughterhigh
Uncle sam
House on Haunted Hill

There are other worthless peices of shit, but these are the worst of the worst!

A Canadian ThereWolf
09-21-2001, 04:51 PM
"The Haunting" (1999)
"A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2, Freddys' Revenge"
"The Exorcist 2; The Heretic"
"Halloween 3, Season of the Witch"
All of the "Howling" movies except of course for the original!
"Ghost Story"
"An American Werewolf In Paris"
"Urban Legends, Final Cut"
& The "I Know What You Did Last Summer" movies!

[This message has been edited by A Canadian ThereWolf (edited 09-21-2001).]

iSticku
09-26-2001, 02:24 PM
worst horror movie ever made has gotta be SLUMBER PARTY MASSACRE 2... the guy w/ the guitar and blah blah blah... i felt dumber after watching that movie

urbanlegend23
09-26-2001, 04:47 PM
The Haunting (1999) 1/10
House on Haunted Hill (1999) 2/10
Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare(1992) 1.5/10

urbanlegend23
09-26-2001, 04:53 PM
Other ones I forgot:

Killer Klowns from Outer Space: 0/10
American Wererwolf in Paris: 1/10
Anaconda: 2/10
BWPII: 2/10

Hauntedween
09-27-2001, 06:51 PM
JACK FROST IS TERRIBLE

AlienClown
09-29-2001, 08:16 PM
Hauntedween, did you see Jason Vorhees' post in this thread. He didn't like Hauntedween very much. http://www.joblo.com/ubb/smile.gif
God Likes Movies why do you even post in here? You don't know what you're talking about.
To all who dissed Halloween 3, I actually liked it. And whats up with the KKFOS 0/10 rating, that pissed me off.

Token Fat Guy
09-30-2001, 02:18 AM
Ahh, one horror fan's trash is another horror fan's treasure. That's how I got suckered into seeing Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2. Oh well...here's my list.


Scream 2 & 3
I Still Know What You Did Last Summer
Friday the 13th Part V
Halloween 5, 6
Psycho Beach Party (I think that's the name of it...saw it today...I think it's suppossed to be a comedy with a horror twist...but since it was neither funny nor scary...I must SHUN IT!!)

FunkinMunky
10-01-2001, 05:59 AM
The Toxic Avenger,why its a cult classic is beyond all of me..But opinions are like assholes...nuff said..

DeadByDawn
10-04-2001, 12:57 PM
Here's my list...

- Blair Witch Project (not scary at all)
- Valentine (total crap!)
- Urban Legends 1-2 (more crap)
- Scream 1-3 (didn't just like them)
- I Know What You Did Last Summer 1-2 (shit)
- Night of The Zombies (there might be many films named like this, but this one sucks)
- Burial Ground (it's still very funny)
- The Church 2 (total shit!)

There's more, but I don't remember them all

blue rose
10-20-2001, 04:15 PM
Milo
Dr. Giggles
Anything Troma (well, Redneck Zombies was kinda funny...)
Dream Maniac (This is a late 80's straight-to-video POS I've only seen in one now defunct video store-anyone else seen it?)

Stefan
10-21-2001, 02:57 PM
People dissing these films. No offence, but you really don't know the worst horror film of all time. My nomination goes to "Cathy's Curse." It is so EXTREMELY BORING I dare you to watch this film non stop from beginning to end. With the exception of going to the bathroom of course. "Cathy's Curse" is so bad that it makes some of the above mentioned films look rather interesting and enjoyable. Nuff said, Stefan's out.

countchocula
10-21-2001, 05:34 PM
Not necessarily the worst horror film ever, but I watched Bruiser last night and found it to be strongly irritating for some reason.

!MorganOnyx!
10-27-2001, 07:21 PM
Hasn't anybody seen RETRO PUPPETMASTER??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RETRO PUPPETMASTER - Makes TROMA movies look like BRUCKHEIMER flicks. Makes PUPPET MASTER look like HALLOWEEN. The script makes the script for CHOPPING MALL look like an oscar contender. NUFF SAID???!!!

LET ME KNOW.

FUCKING SHOCKINGLY BAD, BAD MOVIE!!!!!

ominous_oat
11-02-2001, 12:58 AM
Here's my list in no order what-so-ever:

WHAT LIES BENEATH: The only way I survived watching all of this movie was because me and my sister had a MST3K running commentary on it, it was still crap no matter what though.


LEPRECHAUN 2: I'm sure they all suck, but this is the only one out of the series my movie store has, even thought it had a little bit of good nudity, it still sucked.

BLOODY MURDER: No explanation needed

URBAN LEDGENDS: At first when I saw this I that it was kinds of cool, but then I saw Candyman and realized this was a rip-off of it, now I realize just how much it sucked.


I think if I go on
it would
drive
me
insane
so I
will
not

AlienClown
11-02-2001, 01:37 AM
Morgan, I just watched Retro Puppetmaster the other day, and, while I agree that it wasn't good, I didn't find it to be as horrible as you thought it was. I've only seen Puppet Master 2, out of the series, and I wanted to see what the others are like, so I watched RP. It was like a prequel, it
was very slow, and the story wasn't good. The major thing I noticed that most other reviews seem to say, is that this film lacks the action, violence, and gore that help the other films, and could have made this film better. Why this was done, I don't know.

Ghostface 2000
11-02-2001, 04:17 PM
My worst horror films i have seen:

The Exorsist
Halloween 3
Jaws 4
Urban Legend
Blair Witch Project
Urban Legends
Alien 3

There are more but i can't remember them.

horrorbuff20
11-03-2001, 12:36 AM
These are some horror movies I really hated:

I Still Know What You Did Last Summer
The Video Dead
Grim
Bloody Murder
Lovers Lane
Leprechaun 3-5
Nightmare On Elm Street 2 and 6
Friday the 13th 2-5
Evil Lives
Critters 3-4

I wouldn't sit through any of these movies again if someone paid (although, strangly, I do own a few of these).

Muzz
11-03-2001, 08:24 AM
Texas Chainsaw Massacre 4
All the Candyman movies
Valentine
Retro Puppetmaster

Heh, I can't believe I was the only one to mention Candyman!

[This message has been edited by Muzz (edited 11-03-2001).]

mjg 15
11-03-2001, 12:06 PM
BLOODY MURDER
LEPRECHAUN 1-5
THE MANGLER 1 & 2
THE LAST SLUMBER PARTY
TCM 2
THE AMITYVILLE HORROR 3-7
SLUMBER PARTY MASSACRE 2 & 3
SORORITY HOUSE MASSACRE 2
DOLLY DEAREST
PUPPETMASTER SEQUELS
GHOULIES 1-4
CRITTERS 1-4

There are many more



[This message has been edited by mjg 15 (edited 03-23-2002).]

goblyn
11-08-2001, 08:13 AM
Just saw Valentine and g-odd did I ever hate it. I can't stand movies that give everything away in the first six minutes or so. The only movie I can think of that I hated as much as this was Prom Night. Who could the killer be? Who could the killer be? I know we'll make it tyhe most obvious, boring, mundane, choice possible. I consider both of these movies to be total wastes of time.

DaShape333
11-08-2001, 04:17 PM
BLOODY MURDER! Need I say more?

MikeyB
11-08-2001, 04:33 PM
IKWYDLS

That's a piece of shit!

Cyclonus
12-18-2001, 10:24 PM
Just saw "Candyman 3!" I couldn't get through it in one sitting! http://www.joblo.com/ubb/frown.gif

Cyclonus
12-18-2001, 10:54 PM
Oh yeah, and I actually considered renting "Bloody Murder" just to see how bad it really is. Pray for me. http://www.joblo.com/ubb/frown.gif

DeadByDawn
12-19-2001, 10:55 AM
All of those new teen slashers (Valentine, IKWYDLS 1-2, Scream 1-3, Urban Legend 1-2 etc.) and some B-Movies (like The Night Of The Zombies and I know there's many films named like that, but this one just sucks). They all suck ass!

Jason Voorhees
12-20-2001, 10:13 AM
Alien CLown, just for the record, I think Hauntedween is great now...but I didn't like it at first. I had to warm up to it :).

666 Spawn Of Michael 666
12-24-2001, 04:18 PM
The WORST movie I have ever seen is by far, Troll 2. This kid gets to a town infested with what look like rejects from a muppets movie, and he has to save his family. Even the scenes that could be comical (kid getting turned into a plant and sprouting branches) are taken too seriously to even crack a smile with me. The only way you are gonna like this is if you and your friends get a f*cking KEG of scotch, all your women and a 10 pound joint.

PS The kid on the cover of the movie isn't even the same kid in the movie. How queer is that?!?!

Jason Voorhees
12-25-2001, 06:22 PM
I've heard of that one, Spawn. I actually wanna see it...

:(.

Lady Summerisle
12-26-2001, 12:57 AM
NIGHT OF THE ZOMBIES

Bruno Mattei must die: cross dressing soldiers, Stock Footage City(!!!), that chick with bulls-eyes on her nipples(leave that business to Ken Russell, my friend).
I've even sat through Dracula AD 1972 and found it better than this.

*sweet psychotic*
12-26-2001, 09:23 PM
Dark Minister, I didn't like the sixth sense either, I don't know why I just didn't, the part about the girl's step mom making her sick was sad but the rest was dumb, and god!!!!!I cant believe some of u who say the I know series isn't THAT BAD....THAT BAD???WTF r u saying? The most horribrle movies! The second one especially omg I wouldn't be suprised if the next one they make has the killers grandma come out as a killer Benson...Ben's son what is that? Dumbest ass waste of my time ever I rather watch Spice World than this!

SteveSzyk
01-02-2002, 05:12 PM
[BUMP]

Pumpkinhead
01-02-2002, 09:29 PM
Here are some of the worst horror movies I have ever seen.

Grim
Jack-O
Leprechaun 2-5
Killer Klowns From Outer Space (I know that this is a cult favourite, but I don't care, it was utter crap!)
Ghoulies 3: Ghoulies Go To College (What the hell was that?)
Werewolf
Satan's Cheerleaders (This is probably the worst movie ever)
Basket Case (I know that this is also a cult favourite, but come on. The acting, the special effects (Belial looked like a blob of snot, and the scene when he threw a tantrum and started throwing stuff almost made me piss my pants)
Uncle Sam (that kid was such a bad actor!)

Also, I notice that some people said that the people under the stairs was one of the worst. What? I loved that movie.

And why do so many people hate IKWYDLS and ISKWYDLS. The second one was bad, but come on, the worst movie ever? As for the first one, I thought that it was a pretty decent movie.

And true, a lot of Stephen King movies do suck, but there are some good ones.
Carrie, The Shining, The Stand, It, and the Langoliers, for example. I know a lot of people didn't like the Langoliers, but I did.

Trixieangel
01-03-2002, 02:33 AM
To each his/her own but i think these are crap:
Truth Or Dare[never met anyone who's seen it]
Anything by Troma[i know there supposed to be funny but they're not]
The Paperboy
Pet Semetary II[i don't need to see bunnies being skinned thank you very much]
April Fool's Day [if i'm thinking of the right movie. Twin's named Buffy and Muffy and no one gets killed, come on people...]

Sorry if you fancy these

Cannon Fodder
01-03-2002, 04:25 AM
Some definite contenders...

Blood Diner
Demons
House

RoboPredator
01-03-2002, 12:07 PM
Freddys Dead,any Leprechaun movie,Bloody Murder,Retro Puppetmaster,Halloween 3,Hellraiser 3,Scream 3,King Kong remake,Psycho 3 4 5 and god knows how many other sequels they made,Psycho remake,Trucks,Bloodsucking Nazi Zombies(its been a while since I hve seen this one but I remeber it was dissapointing),any Ghoulies movie,any Amityville movie,Blood Dolls or any other Charles Band(Full Moon) producion made past the mid 90s,Return to Salems Lot,
Urban Legends 2:Final Cut,The Rage:Carrie 2,
and last but not least,The Exorcist 2.

fyffe
01-03-2002, 12:22 PM
movies I hated, or were laughable...to me of course..
hellraiser bloodline
Exorcist 2
three on a meathook
Dead Creatures
The item
Candyman 3
slumber Party three
Amityville Horror 2- ? whatever
Trick or Treat...(not the 80s Heavy Metal one, but another 80s low budget, straight to video shit)
color me blood red

i could really go on..
oh yeah, 4 and 5 of Leprechaun.. I love my box set though.. only 39.00 dollars!!
kev

SteveSzyk
02-06-2002, 07:49 AM
Bump

Jason Voorhees
02-06-2002, 11:35 AM
Frightmare is utter shit. Avoid that like the fucking skin eating virus.

The Evil Demonic Zombie
02-06-2002, 01:33 PM
cmon

The Evil Demonic Zombie
02-06-2002, 01:41 PM
Here is my list:
(Though I may be crucified...)
IKWYDLS, ISKWYDLS
Scream 2,3 (the first one was creative when I first saw it)
Jack Frost 1 & 2
Carnosaur
Troll 1 & 2
Innocent Blood
H20 (Pathetic)
Candyman 2 & 3
Pumpkinhead 2
Exorcist 2
Almost all the Friday the 13th's
(Jason goes to Hell is a guilty pleasure for me, can't wait to see Jason X!)
All the NOE's except 1 & 3
Demons
Suspiria
Ticks
Slugs...
Well, that should keep people who can't appreciate other peoples opinions busy contradicting me.

Quebec-Joel
02-06-2002, 02:29 PM
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by kOr:
Like i said i live for bad horror movies, but here is a list:

-Stephen King movies which they butcher for the most part, compared to the books</font>

Couldn't help but think about one thing here... The Shining... Stanley Kubrick changed the book completely. Now you tell me. Was it that bad?

Hehe, I notice the list above me mention Suspiria in their worst movies. Hmm, guess to each his own. It's for sure one of my favorite here and I don't know what you can hate about it.


Worst horror movie of all time that I have saw from MST3K recently is : Warewolf (1996). Absolutely grotesque. But really funny with MST3K robots talking.

Oh yeah, and long live Troma productions. I love them. Class of Nukem High and the sequels, TOXIC Avengers, Mother's Day, et all. Really good movies, just gotta be in the right frame of mind. They are 80's nihilists, that's all you need to know. Citizen Toxie rock BTW.


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Lynn
02-07-2002, 01:52 AM
My worst list is:
1)Urban Legend:Final Cut
2)Bloody Murder
3)The Forsaken (was I the only person that wanted their money back?)
4)The Ripper:Letters from Hell
5)Ticks
6)Jack Frost

creepa xxx
02-07-2002, 12:40 PM
1:Carnival of Souls (remake)

2:Grim

3:Bloody Murder

4:Believe (Seemed more like an after school special)

5:Exorcist 2

6:Retro Puppet Master

robk
02-08-2002, 01:16 PM
10 examples of horror at its worst are:
1. Valentine(even dumber than most slasher films which came to define '80's horror cinema, which is quite scary in & of itself)
2. Exorcist II: The Heretic(a waste of talent helped make this one of the best COMEDIES ever)
3. Jaws: The Revenge(a film series which started great became a dumb scarefest)
4. American Psycho(despite a well-cast Christian Bale, this film trends the same ground already done better in A Clockwork Orange)
5. Slumber Party Massacre II(if I had to pick the all-time WORST slasher film from the '80's, it's arguably this one)
6. Bloody Murder(Bloody Boring would be a more fitting title)
7. Scream 3(like Jurassic Park III, this third entry to a popular & much-imitated series said that it was time to stop)
8. I Still Know What You Did Last Summer(its predecessor had many flaws, but it also had a few nice moments. This film is simply a remake without those nice moments)
9. Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers(Can someone please explain to me again how Michael became a member of a Druid cult?)
10. Maximum Overdrive(Stephen King's funniest work)

freddy666
02-08-2002, 03:05 PM
uncle sam
jack frost 1 and 2
killjoy 1 and 2
head of the family
the clown at midnight

Jason Voorhees
02-11-2002, 11:33 AM
Is Killjoy 2 even out yet? Just wondering. BUMP, keep the opinions coming.

The Evil Demonic Zombie
02-13-2002, 01:27 PM
I find it hilarious (I'm guilty as well) that people who call a movie the WORST HORROR MOVIE (Example: IKWYDLS), still return to see the sequel (ISKWYDLS).
If the first was horrible, why view the second...chances are it just got worse.

freddy666
02-13-2002, 01:40 PM
yeah killjoy 2 came out on dvd in jan.

sAtAn666
02-13-2002, 02:33 PM
House II and Children Of The Living Dead. COTLD is a sequel to the Living Dead series which was made LAST YEAR and went straight to video. I really don't know why i brought it...

Jason Voorhees
02-14-2002, 12:26 PM
Thanks, Freddy.

FrightFilmFan
02-14-2002, 04:06 PM
Here is my complete list of unwatchable nightmares:
LOVERS LANE
REST IN PIECES
THE CENTERFOLD GIRLS
TOXIC AVENGER
COPPERHEAD
PARTY CRASHER
MOUNTAINTOP MOTEL MASSACRE
DOLLY DEAREST
KOMODO
THE PREY
CHRISTMAS EVIL
RAGDOLL
13 GHOSTS (the new one)
SLUMBER PARTY MASSACRE 2
SILENT NIGHT DEADLY NIGHT 3
SHOCKER (Craven's worst)
RABID GRANNIES
TERROR AT TENKILLER
HALLOWEEN 3
HALLOWEEN 5
CHILDREN OF THE CORN 666
GHOULIES
TERROR ON TOUR
BLACK ROSES
And I'll say it again, the worst, worst film ever is WOOD CHIPPER MASSACRE---Run, don't walk, if you see this one in a video store

CheekyShepherd
02-14-2002, 06:46 PM
Without a single doubt in my mind:-

The worst horror EVER is Psycho 98. Gus Van Sant should be hung,drawn and quartered for making it. It's a carbon copy of the original for Christ's sake.

valenzuela1d
02-14-2002, 08:55 PM
KILLER KLOWNS!!!
I could swear:
-My 3 year old sister was directing this crap.
-My 5 year old cousin wrote the screenplay
-The demises were drawn from "alice in wonderland"
WHAT THE FUCK IS THE BALOON DOG AND THE "WE WERE IN THE FREEZER" LINE, THATS FUCKING LAME!!!
The worst movie of all time!

Jason Voorhees
02-15-2002, 10:44 AM
FFF, what is this "Woodchipper Masssacre" flick? It sounds kinda interesting...

James_Sully_Sullivan
02-27-2002, 10:35 PM
Valenzuela1d, I couldn't agree more about that film, when they said the freezer line, I couldn't belive it, this is, of course the worst horror movie of all time...
-Did you notice the way that every time they peeled a part of the cocoons (ANY PART) the face would appear...
-Also, every character that dies, doesnt have a line in the whole freakin' film!!!
-"They had them in this... cocoons" , "cocoons?", "yes, cocoons", "OH God! Cocoons??", "YES COCOONS!!"

CircleofElders
02-27-2002, 11:43 PM
Brock Landers!!How dare you speak negatively about one of my favorites!
Just kidding...in all seriousness I thought Slugs was funny as hell.The naked girl with slugs all over her (even her coochie).Its a laugh riot..Rent it today

gorysnoopy
03-06-2002, 03:09 AM
CANDYMAN2&3
HALLOWEEN 3
UL2

Romero&Juliet
03-06-2002, 01:18 PM
"three is the magic number." For some reason, in every serial flic, the third always sucks!! With the exception of friday 3, of course...
and who could forget pieces....I wouldn't even recommend it for cheese value.

Romero&Juliet
03-06-2002, 01:22 PM
Three IS the magic number...for some strange reason, every third in a serial sucks!! With the exception of friday 3, of course.

bowieee
03-07-2002, 12:58 AM
--------&gt; A Nightmare on elm street 3 is the third installment in a series and its great.
Worst horror movie ever hmmmmmm I would have to say ghoulies 2. Since ghoulies was so good they had to make an even better sequel. How can this shit be put into production yet gems keep being shunned from being made like the new childs play.

AlienClown
03-07-2002, 08:36 AM
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by James_Sully_Sullivan:
Did you notice the way that every time they peeled a part of the cocoons (ANY PART) the face would appear...</font>
Ok, you and that other guy are way, way off here. KKFOS is a certified cult classic, and if you truly believe that THIS is the worst horror movie ever (which it certainly is NOT, and quite FAR FROM BEING) I would suggest you haven't seen what REAL crap is. And what body part would you preferred be shown when a cocoon was peeled away, would someone's ELBOW or BACK been cooler or more effective. I don't think so. KKFOS forever.

screamtrilogy1
03-08-2002, 10:30 AM
LOST SOULS is the worst ever with that very boring ending
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Remember the ending Winona Ryder Shoot the guy to death in the car and then she exit the car and the credits start!

Bloodybitch13
05-09-2003, 10:21 AM
Plan Nine From Outer Space.

Alien decides to take over the world by bringing the dead back to life.

This movie is so bad it's hillarious! Funny bits include:

Cops driving off in one car and arriving at their destination in a different car.

Durring scenes it changes from night to day and back again.

Actors knock over cardboard tombstones in phoney grave yards.

Bela Lugosi died after only fliming a couple of scenes(maybe out of embarassment?) so instead of editing his scenes out the director had the brilliant idea to have this dude come in and pretend to be Lugosi by covering the bottom half of his face. Unfortunatly, the replacement was too young and too tall.




P.S. Another baddy called The Creeping Terror is about a killer carpet-like creature who was propeled by a bunch of college students crawling underneath it.:rolleyes:

Jack_Cheze
05-09-2003, 03:04 PM
gotta say "Bats"

Juice
05-09-2003, 03:48 PM
Bloody Murder. And others, but I haven't seen that many really bad flicks.

Giselle
05-09-2003, 04:30 PM
Trick or Treat is god awful but it does have Skippy<w/mullet> from family ties in it so I suppose it redeems itself right before jumping over the cliff to worst movie.

As of right now i'd say

Halloween: Resurection

The_Shape213
05-09-2003, 05:40 PM
The Howling 3 is the worst horror movie for me. I also hate Ghoulies.

KillerKlown
05-09-2003, 06:03 PM
Mine is The Sewage Baby


Here is a duplicate thread:

http://www.joblo.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=32253

Lady Summerisle
05-09-2003, 06:24 PM
THE ITEM

Truly hideous.

If anyone says The Mangler I will send my goon squad after them.

Quiver
05-09-2003, 06:29 PM
Originally posted by Lady Summerisle
THE ITEM

Truly hideous.

If anyone says The Mangler I will send my goon squad after them.

Once again, I find myself in total agreement with the Lady of Summerisle. Item is with out a doubt the worst film ever made, horror or otherwise.

Other top contenders Carnivore and Severed. Both are horrid.

Requiem-for-a-Dream
05-09-2003, 06:34 PM
Carnivore and The Howling 2.

Matt

countchocula
05-09-2003, 08:24 PM
Originally posted by KillerKlown75
Mine is The Sewage Baby

LOL, someone else has seen this flick??!?!! I actually own it (under its alternate title, The Suckling), and I'm not afraid to admit that I dug it!

For me, the worst is either Grim or Elves. And I enjoyed The Item.

A.J. Hakari
05-09-2003, 08:26 PM
HOWLING II and III tie for the prize. Two films I hate with a thousand passions and have, thankfully, inspired me to never finish up the series...and I saw FEAR DOT COM twice, folks.

The Claw
05-09-2003, 08:44 PM
Originally posted by Adam J. Hakari
HOWLING II and III tie for the prize. Two films I hate with a thousand passions and have, thankfully, inspired me to never finish up the series...and I saw FEAR DOT COM twice, folks.

You know you love those two films, Adam.


anyway. Howling 7, Christmas Evil and The Mangler are 3 of the worst films ever.



and Lady S. I've already beaten up you're goon squad! YOU CAN'T STOP A BADASS LIKE ME!


OH YEAH!

Jason Vorhees
05-09-2003, 09:06 PM
The Fear and Black Christmas

Lady Summerisle
05-09-2003, 10:09 PM
and Lady S. I've already beaten up you're goon squad! YOU CAN'T STOP A BADASS LIKE ME!

Possessed steam ironers are worse than my goon squad. So Ill send Torgo and the ironer to beat your MANGLER slandering ass!:D


HOWLING 2 has to be up with THE ITEM. I cannot respect a movie featuring midgets, Chris Lee in jeans, Sybil Danning's evil crotch boots, and that guy from CAPTAIN AMERICA.

ERIN_LoJ
05-09-2003, 10:28 PM
Howling 2 and Howling 3 are CRAP CRAP CRAP! 1 and 5 are the best, 4 very cheesy but avoid 2 and 3 at all costs!

Pigs, as Ive said before

Slumber party massacre 2 and 3 as Ive said before

Jeepers Creepers

TCM 4: The next generation (shudder)

Prison from hell or Prison of the damned or whatever it's called

MacReady
05-09-2003, 11:22 PM
Originally posted by Lady Summerisle
Possessed steam ironers are worse than my goon squad. So Ill send Torgo and the ironer to beat your MANGLER slandering ass!:D


HOWLING 2 has to be up with THE ITEM. I cannot respect a movie featuring midgets, Chris Lee in jeans, Sybil Danning's evil crotch boots, and that guy from CAPTAIN AMERICA.

(GASP!) A Manos "The Hands Of Fate" reference!:eek: anyway since I'm probably gonna put this up again anyway after the trillionth duplicate worst horror movie thread I might as well say Orgy Of The Dead. The word Ed Wood now has the power to make me scurry beneathe my bedsheats in terror.:(

Could Be Worse
05-09-2003, 11:26 PM
Originally posted by Jason Vorhees
The Fear and Black Christmas

I love Black Christmas. I can see someone disliking it, but the worst....?

Could Be Worse
05-09-2003, 11:32 PM
Jaws 3
Jaws: The Revenge
The Haunting (1999)

Plan 9 is a movie that'sso bad you enjoy watching itm always fun at parties, lol.

ofmknockoff
05-10-2003, 01:04 AM
I happen to think Ed Wood is an artistic genius.
Just look at the aesthetic quality of Plan 9 From Outer Space and I want to see someone that disagrees:cool:.

Some of those movies in those cheap, 10 movie packs are really bad.

Romero&Juliet
05-10-2003, 01:22 AM
I've said it before and I will say it again..

NIGHT OF HORROR!

THE worst movie ever made...

Could Be Worse
05-10-2003, 02:04 AM
Originally posted by ofmknockoff
I happen to think Ed Wood is an artistic genius.
Just look at the aesthetic quality of Plan 9 From Outer Space and I want to see someone that disagrees:cool:.

Some of those movies in those cheap, 10 movie packs are really bad.

You mean the Vault of Horror and Fright Night packs, I'm guessing. Yes, the movies in those packages are frequently terrible. You'd think if they were compiling groups of movies, they'd (a pickat least fir ones and (b fix the iage and sound quality. I can't hear or see anything on my Vault of Horror set.

Hannibal21
05-10-2003, 12:46 PM
I've said it before and I'll say it again...

THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT!

A vomit inducing, fucking pointless film with no meaning or depth whatsoever. The camera work and the face that half the film is shot in black and white makes me want to hurl, never have my eyes vomitted so much during a film, I think I had to go to the bathroom for at least ten times to throw up. The editing makes me dizzy and the feeling is worse than 2,000 chainsaws cutting me into little pieces. The performances are not only ATROCIOUS, they're....they're.....I can't even describe it. Heather Donahue sucks nuts in it, her voice is louder than a volcano erupting and my ears exploded into a gooey mess while hearing her yell JOSH! Somebody tape this cunt's mouth shut or I might just jump off a cliff. The dialogue is much more than just 'irritating', there's NO FUCKING POINT at all! I do NOT want to sit through a movie where every other word is "fuck", especially havin' some bitch yellin like that! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHH!

My worst movie of all time and that's the way it's going to stay.

-3/10 (this crap is so bad it can't even get a 0, I'd rather eat skunk shit than sit through this again)

myersfan31
05-10-2003, 02:37 PM
Jason X.

And insult to the whole damn series, hell, the whole damn horror genre.:rolleyes:

edgeofhell
05-10-2003, 04:26 PM
fear dot com REALLY REALLY sucks a fat hogs ass

Dandridge
05-10-2003, 05:16 PM
Blood Shack - to all that have never seen it........DON'T! I bought a copy of it brand new for $4.00. The story sounded cool but damn I should have known better. Now it sits on my movie shelf gathering dust.

A close second would be Slaughter High

ofmknockoff
05-10-2003, 08:09 PM
CBW,

I have the Fright Night pack. Actually, some of the movies aren't that bad, Kill, Baby Kill is the only Mario Bava movie I have seen and I thought it was good, Satan's School for Girls, though by no means good, was enjoyable. Pieces was very fun and all the Euro movies are funny just because of the dubbing quality. All the picture qualities are awful, though.

X-Nightcrawler
05-10-2003, 11:14 PM
Originally posted by Jack_Cheze
gotta say "Bats" That, Feardotcom (a shameful secret), Bloody Murder

X-Nightcrawler
05-10-2003, 11:14 PM
Originally posted by myersfan31
Jason X.

And insult to the whole damn series, hell, the whole damn horror genre.:rolleyes: how can you hate it that much?!?

MacReady
05-10-2003, 11:18 PM
Originally posted by Jack_Cheze
gotta say "Bats"

gotta agree with Jack_Cheze

Horror_Buddy
05-10-2003, 11:47 PM
Jeepers Creepers
TCM 4
fear dot com

deadeye
05-11-2003, 02:41 AM
Any movie that makes me wander off to do housework instead of watching the movie is a bad sign. Plan 9 is bad, but the kind of bad that makes you stick around to see if it can get worse. Jason X had me scrubbing toilets.

KillerKlown
05-11-2003, 02:09 PM
Originally posted by Horror_Buddy
Jeepers Creepers


Wow, you really didn't like this movie??

doggyboyuk
05-13-2003, 08:17 AM
i liked Jeepers Creepers personaly. Anyway my most hated horror film would be hmmm probably the Langoliers (spl?) i remember watching it and i was bored most of the time. Theres a lot of hate here for the howling series. Then again i haven't watched any so i wouldn't know. Are they really that bad?

POLYDISTORTION
05-14-2003, 07:59 PM
The Haunting (1999)

Jason Voorhees
05-14-2003, 10:05 PM
Originally posted by KillerKlown75
Mine is The Sewage Baby


Here is a duplicate thread:

http://www.joblo.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=32253

Thanks for the link, KK75.

I think I'll merge the two threads...we need the most comprehensive possible list of (allegedly) terrible films ever :).

Jason Voorhees
05-14-2003, 10:08 PM
As for my selection of worst horror film ever...as of right now, the most recent iteration of Frightmare earns the dubious distinction. Good lord, what an atrocity.

teenkiller
05-18-2003, 02:18 AM
Probably Voyeur.com! For GOD'S sake avoid this movie AT ALL COSTS! Utterly worthless with the worst acting I have ever seen! My GOD I think I am the only person to ever see this film. Well thats all for now GOoD JOURNEY my fellow schmoes.

Corpse Candle
05-19-2003, 02:14 PM
These two films should be pulped and used as part of a Ted Danson paper mache tribute mask:

SCARAB:Why Rip Torn Why

With friends like these: Or with films like these you will have no friends.

sarah1980
05-21-2003, 02:01 AM
Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3-4 and the 1998 remake of Psycho that was the first time in my life that I really wanted to commit suicide after seeing that

Richard Stuart
05-21-2003, 12:12 PM
Originally posted by teenkiller
Probably Voyeur.com! For GOD'S sake avoid this movie AT ALL COSTS! Utterly worthless with the worst acting I have ever seen! My GOD I think I am the only person to ever see this film.

Saw this one a couple of weeks ago! Here in the UK it's called 'Bigbrother.com The Movie', though. Not great for the most part, but they saved most of the 'good' stuff until the last 10 minutes or so.

TexasChainsaw#1
05-26-2003, 06:52 AM
This in my opinion are the absolute worst pittiful , pathtic piece of crap waste of space, horror movies.
1. Trucks ( Horrible , check it out if you don't believe me)
2. Video Violence
3. Drive In
4. Bloody Murder( Very Craptacular) Why contaminate the world with a sequel.
5. Halloween 3( John what the Fuck were you thinking.
6. Children Of The Corn 3: Urban Harvest.( That series took a sharp turn to shitville along time ago. Kill the damn series please.
7. The Carr ( Enough Said)
I will go a head and end this sad list of movies but there are plenty more to name thats for sure.

Moribundi
05-27-2003, 12:53 PM
Troll 2. Anyone who has seen this movie wouldn't dispute this as being the absolute worst of any genre in film. Produced and directed by a porn filmmaker. He was the genius behind the world of Nilbog.

Dandridge
05-28-2003, 03:03 PM
I found the worst movie EVER made by far. Earlier on this thread I said BloodShack was the worst well its an oscar winner compared to this next film I am about to name....
The Channeler Stars Dan Haggerty
Again I got stuck with a movie I'd like to go back in time and not buy. If anyone sees this movie for sale save your money and walk away. That being said anyone want this movie:D

EVILxxx
05-29-2003, 01:21 AM
The Howling: A new Moon risisng: 90% of the movie is just rednecks in a bar. not gory and poor werewolf effects.

Return of the Living Dead 2: a movie that tried to match the tone of the original but failed miserably. neither funny nor scary.

Leprachaun 4: ..... hes in space for gods sake!

Donnie_Darko
05-29-2003, 03:53 AM
UNBREAKABLE

I know it's not horror... but it is horror'ble

hail
05-29-2003, 10:56 AM
carnivore
exorcist 2
halloween 3

horrorfreak13
05-29-2003, 02:27 PM
Halloween III season of the witch!
Halloween 8 is second

blackendo
05-29-2003, 06:47 PM
Imagine if one raindrop equals a baseball I have used to hit the movie Leprechuan with. So if its raining outside how many TIMES HAVE HIT THE VIDEO OF LEPRECHUAN WITH?

I HATE THE MOVIE LEPRECHUAN. LOOK I STOLE THE LITTLE GUYS GOLD COINS AND NONE OF THE MAIN CHARACTERS DIE! THAT LITTLE MIGET BETTER SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT HIS STUPID ASS GOLD COINS. IF I EVER SEE THIS MOVIE ON TV I WILL THROW UP ON MYSELF.

The Delfonics
05-30-2003, 12:28 AM
Carnosaur - 4/10 is really bad
Thirteen Ghosts - 4/10 is pretty awful
Jack Frost 2.... oh wait! /me likes Jack Frost 2! 7/10! bite me!

belial1134
05-30-2003, 10:06 AM
School's Out was pretty crappy, was really disappointed with it.
-Belial.

Horror_Buddy
05-30-2003, 11:12 PM
All leprechaun movies suck

Jason13thh
05-31-2003, 09:17 AM
The worst " horror" movie in the world in the terrible Savage Waters ( terrible terrible, believe me )

robk
05-31-2003, 01:43 PM
One horror film I absolutely loathe is Slumber Party Massacre II. The only reason I watched this at all was to see cutie pie Crystal Bernard(this was in her pre-Wings days).
Needless to say, the film was unnecessarily gory & stupid.
Yes, there are other slashers you could say that about, but this film's stupidity seemed to stick out more than others.

Dafixer
06-01-2003, 08:31 PM
HOw could anyone forget

WIshmaster

Oh man, those turkies made Friday the 13th look like oscar nominees

Cyclonus
06-02-2003, 02:22 AM
The Toxic Avenger
Candyman 3: Day of the Dead
The Mangler
City of the Living Dead
Fear Dot Com
In the Mouth of Madness
Ghosts of Mars
Jason X
Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning
Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter
Halloween III: Season of the Witch
Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers
Hellraiser: Bloodline
Hellraiser: Inferno
Phantasm II

Could Be Worse
06-02-2003, 04:56 AM
Originally posted by Dafixer
HOw could anyone forget

WIshmaster

Oh man, those turkies made Friday the 13th look like oscar nominees

Actually, I thought Wishmaster was one of the better "monster" movies of the 90's.

KillerKlown
06-02-2003, 05:16 PM
Originally posted by Dafixer
HOw could anyone forget

WIshmaster

Oh man, those turkies made Friday the 13th look like oscar nominees



I liked this film as well. At that point in the late 90s there wasn't many new horror films about.

Horror_Buddy
06-04-2003, 06:16 PM
Wishmaster 3

sikes
06-04-2003, 11:06 PM
My vote goes to the Leprechaun movies. All of them

Horror_Buddy
06-06-2003, 12:42 PM
Friday 8 and 5
Halloween 3 and 5
Hellraiser 4

curl up and die
06-07-2003, 03:48 AM
some of the movies u all have listed i thought were great like pumpkinhead, the exorcist,the omen, evil dead

but heres my list

Slumber Party Massacre II
the huanted
the 7 doors of death
the exorist 2
jeepers creepers
revenge of the zombie

Frank the Tank
06-07-2003, 06:26 AM
The Mangler
Texas Chainsaw Massacre 4
Blair Witch Project
Fear Dot Com
The Haunting 99

curl up and die
06-07-2003, 11:51 PM
i forgot the mangler....that was shit...it was awful

Horror_Buddy
06-09-2003, 12:09 AM
mangler 2 was worst than 1

Tyler Durden10
06-10-2003, 01:16 AM
Manos: The Hands of Fate

Michael_myers
06-10-2003, 01:47 AM
Jason takes Manhattan
Blair Witch
Eaten Alive
Bloody Birthday
Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2
dude where's my car. Oops, the only thing horrifying in this movie was the acting. I hate teen films.

An example.

TheAxeGrinder
06-11-2003, 12:59 PM
Again, I think I'd need some time to think about this in more detail, but for the most part, the worst horror movie has to be. . . *drum roll*. . . Halloween 3: Season Of The Bi-, uh, Witch. Now I know John tried to do something different with this one and didn't want to play out the Michael Myers character too much (too late!), but seriously, halloween masks that kill? WTF IS THIS!? Is this R.L. Stine writing this movie? Geez, and there are no boobs to be seen in this film, unless you count the actors themselves, then you have a whole titfest for sure!

MisterTwister
06-14-2003, 02:04 AM
Troll 2 is the worst damn horror movie ever. It was so bad!!!

CMAGUS
06-16-2003, 05:14 PM
My worst horror movie ever is got to be an oldie one i saw a long time ago called

April Fools

Jack Frost

Bloody Murder

Shocker

a few others but these are top