"camp blood"?

[Gretchen_Ross]

this movie looks so terrible that i just have to see it. i watched the trailer on the dvd for "meet the feebles," and it's akin to something you'd see on public access tv. anybody seen this? i mean, it's from dead alive productions (http://www.deadalive.com/DAcontrolpg.htm), so it's got to be so-bad-it's-good, right? hello? bueller?

[Kaos]

It takes bad to a whole new level. Not quite as bad as Teenage Caveman or Mangler 2, but both Camp Blood and it's sequel Camb Blood 2: Closing Camp are movies you watch either (A) drunk, (B) with friends, or (C) both A and B(this is the prefered method). The acting ranges from average to "Oh my God, I acted better than this in my 5th grade play!", the script was apparently written according to the infinite monkeys theory(if an infinite number monkeys typed for an infinite number of years they'd eventually recreate the works of Shakespere), except they used 10 monkeys for about 3 hours. The SFX and music are laughable, as is the fact this is called a horror movie. Take my advice, watch it only using one of the three methods described above, and if you bring friends, WARN THEM AHEAD OF TIME!

[Gretchen_Ross]

oh my god, kaos, you just described my dream bad movie! i'm putting this baby on my rental queue over at netflix asap. since i don't drink and i've made my friends watch enough weird movies to last a lifetime, i think i'll have to watch this sober and alone. that's right, sober and alone. no, no, don't try to stop me. i am strong like bull!

btw, that crack about the monkies was hi-larious.

[countchocula]

The Camp Blood flicks have always seemed like fun to me. Scully started an in-depth analysis of the sequel, which speaks volumes!

[Gretchen_Ross]

Originally posted by countchocula
Scully started an in-depth analysis of the sequel, which speaks volumes!

if it's anything like his analysis of "bloody murder," i'm there with bells on.

[countchocula]

Dig on this...

http://www.joblo.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=4820&highlight=juice

[Jewbo]

i own both camp blood 1 and 2 and they both kinda suck in a good way. i know ur a big so bad its good fan so it should appeal to you.

[Kaos]

Originally posted by Gretchen_Ross
oh my god, kaos, you just described my dream bad movie! i'm putting this baby on my rental queue over at netflix asap. since i don't drink and i've made my friends watch enough weird movies to last a lifetime, i think i'll have to watch this sober and alone. that's right, sober and alone. no, no, don't try to stop me. i am strong like bull!

btw, that crack about the monkies was hi-larious.


Good luck, I saw them both alone and my only feeling was that I'd been ripped off. Then I read Scully's analysis, and I realized that if you look at it in the right frame of mind it's really quite funny.

[Scully1888]

Originally posted by countchocula
Dig on this...

http://www.joblo.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=4820&highlight=juice

Lol, I don't know what's funnier... the fact that you took the time to find my thread, or the fact that you found it by searching for the word "juice"! :D

Cheers for the kind words, Choc, Kaos and Gretchen!

[countchocula]

Well, "camp" or "blood" would've garnered too many search results to sift through. And besides, that whole "juice" debacle will forever be etched in my memory!