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Sigur509
05-12-2003, 07:09 PM
If God had just one CD in heaven, what would it be?
I think Radiohead's OK Computer.
If this topic has been done before, just shut it down.
Psychocandy
05-12-2003, 07:14 PM
He'd have The Texas-Jerusalem Crossroads by Lift To Experience
Romero&Juliet
05-12-2003, 07:44 PM
I think he'd have something lame like Anne Murray..
Indiana Sev
05-12-2003, 08:05 PM
God would most likely have a classical CD, I'm thinking Mozart or Beethoven.
Oh, and of course Bryan Adams' Greatest Hits!:D
Corporal_Hicks
05-12-2003, 09:33 PM
Something shitty no doubt.
Now the collection of satanhttp://www.ubermetal.com/phpbb2/images/smiles/icon_twisted.gif
Sigur509
05-12-2003, 09:39 PM
Satan would have something by Nine Inch Nails, I bet. Maby Marlyin Manson.
Corporal_Hicks
05-12-2003, 09:57 PM
Originally posted by Sigur509
Satan would have something by Nine Inch Nails, I bet. Maby Marlyin Manson.
I think that's wimpy satan music.
Satan would be more into acts like: Emperor, Mayhem, Dissection, Venom, Burzum, Bathory, Mercyful Fate, etc.
Sigur509
05-12-2003, 10:01 PM
Well, it fits, cause nine inch nails frontman does not like god, or is mad at him for some reason, I read that somewhere.
Dr Martin Luther Loomis
05-13-2003, 12:57 AM
The Short Circuit sountrack. Favorite track: "Who's Johnny" by El DeBarge.
But shit, does God have a turn table? Cuz i don't think the soundtrack was ever reissued on cd :(
POLYDISTORTION
05-13-2003, 01:04 AM
Originally posted by Corporal_Hicks
I think that's wimpy satan music.
Satan would be more into acts like: Emperor, Mayhem, Dissection, Venom, Burzum, Bathory, Mercyful Fate, etc.
No Cannibal Corpse?:confused:
:D
Hucksta G
05-13-2003, 01:14 AM
Satan would like N * Sync,rap and The Pet Shop Boys :D.
quoth_the_raven
05-13-2003, 12:17 PM
i get the feeling god would favour classical music for some reason...
i know, i'll write him a letter and ask him to give me divine inspiration on his holiness' choice of soundtrack
:D:D
bowieee
05-13-2003, 02:16 PM
For some reason I could see god dancing around to Al green.
God: The Crystal Method. Imagine God and the 12 aposstles dancing around to "The Blood Rave" theme from Blade.
Satan: Slayer's God Hates Us All, need I say more??
Cunning Visions
05-13-2003, 04:47 PM
Originally posted by Dr Martin Luther Loomis
[B]The Short Circuit sountrack. Favorite track: "Who's Johnny" by El DeBarge.
Damn Dr. Martin...where the hell did that come from? you just brought back some bad memories from my childhood "who's johnny..she said.." Ahhhhh
Cronos
05-13-2003, 06:35 PM
Wouldn't he pick something like a charlotte church album or something........however, if we burn a cd containing loads of Satan type stuff on it, place it in a charlooe church case and then give it to him, well........
Cunning Visions
05-13-2003, 06:58 PM
I think the song God would be listening to is "Dear God" by the group XTC
Here are the lyrics:
Dear God,
hope you got the letter, and...
I pray you can make it better down here.
I don't mean a big reduction in the price of beer
but all the people that you made in your image, see
them starving on their feet 'cause they don't get
enough to eat from God, I can't believe in you
Dear God, sorry to disturb you, but... I feel that I should be heard
loud and clear. We all need a big reduction in amount of tears
and all the people that you made in your image, see them fighting
in the street 'cause they can't make opinions meet about God,
I can't believe in you
Did you make disease, and the diamond blue? Did you make
mankind after we made you? And the devil too!
Dear God, don't know if you noticed, but... your name is on
a lot of quotes in this book, and us crazy humans wrote it, you
should take a look, and all the people that you made in your
image still believing that junk is true. Well I know it ain't, and
so do you, dear God, I can't believe in I don't believe in
I won't believe in heaven and hell. No saints, no sinners, no
devil as well. No pearly gates, no thorny crown. You're always
letting us humans down. The wars you bring, the babes you
drown. Those lost at sea and never found, and it's the same the
whole world 'round. The hurt I see helps to compound that
Father, Son and Holy Ghost is just somebody's unholy hoax,
and if you're up there you'd perceive that my heart's here upon
my sleeve. If there's one thing I don't believe in
it's you... Dear God.
:D
Originally posted by Cunning Visions
I think the song God would be listening to is "Dear God" by the group XTC
Here are the lyrics:
Dear God,
hope you got the letter, and...
I pray you can make it better down here.
I don't mean a big reduction in the price of beer
but all the people that you made in your image, see
them starving on their feet 'cause they don't get
enough to eat from God, I can't believe in you
Dear God, sorry to disturb you, but... I feel that I should be heard
loud and clear. We all need a big reduction in amount of tears
and all the people that you made in your image, see them fighting
in the street 'cause they can't make opinions meet about God,
I can't believe in you
Did you make disease, and the diamond blue? Did you make
mankind after we made you? And the devil too!
Dear God, don't know if you noticed, but... your name is on
a lot of quotes in this book, and us crazy humans wrote it, you
should take a look, and all the people that you made in your
image still believing that junk is true. Well I know it ain't, and
so do you, dear God, I can't believe in I don't believe in
I won't believe in heaven and hell. No saints, no sinners, no
devil as well. No pearly gates, no thorny crown. You're always
letting us humans down. The wars you bring, the babes you
drown. Those lost at sea and never found, and it's the same the
whole world 'round. The hurt I see helps to compound that
Father, Son and Holy Ghost is just somebody's unholy hoax,
and if you're up there you'd perceive that my heart's here upon
my sleeve. If there's one thing I don't believe in
it's you... Dear God.
:D
Word.
Something tells me this wouldn't be on his top 10.
System of a Down - Suite-Pee
I HAD AN OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE,
THE OTHER DAY,
HER NAME WAS JESUS,
AND FOR HER EVERYONE CRIED,
EVERYONE CRIED,
EVERYONE CRIED.
TRY HER PHILOSOPHY,
TRY HER PHILOSOPHY,
TRY HER PHILOSOPHY,
TRY. YOU DIE FOR HER PHILOSOPHY,
DIE FOR HER PHILOSOPHY,
DIE HER PHILOSPHY DIE.
CROSSED AND TERRORED RAVAGES OF ARCHITECTURE,
LEND ME THY BLADES,
WE'RE CROSSED AND TERRORED RAVAGES OF ARCHITECTURE,
HOIST AROUND THE SPADE.
TRY HER PHILOSOPHY,
TRY HER PHILOSOPHY,
TRY HER PHILOSOPHY, TRY.
YOU DIE FOR HER PHILOSOPHY,
DIE FOR HER PHILOSOPHY,
DIE HER PHILOSPHY DIE.
DIE.....DIE......DIE......WHY......LIE NAKED ON THE FLOOR
AND LET THE MESSIAH GO THROUGH OUR SOULS,
LIE NAKED ON THE FLOOR
AND LET THE MESSIAH GO ALL THROUGH OUR SOULS,
DIE, LIKE A MOTHER FUCKER,
DIE, LIKE A MOTHER FUCKER,
DIE, LIKE A MOTHER FUCKER,
WHY, LIKE A MOTHER FUCKER,
I WANT TO FUCK MY WAY TO THE GARDEN,
CAUSE EVERYONE NEEDS A MOTHER, FUCKER! TRY HER PHILOSOPHY,
TRY HER PHILOSOPHY,
TRY HER PHILOSOPHY, TRY.
YOU DIE FOR HER PHILOSOPHY,
DIE FOR HER PHILOSOPHY,
DIE HER PHILOSPHY DIE. THE FOLLOWING OF A CHRIST,
THE FOLLOWING OF A CHRIST,
THE FOLLOWING OF A CHRIST, THE FOLLOWING OF A CHRIST,
THE FALLING OF CHRIST,
THE FALLING OF CHRIST, THE FALLING OF CHRIST,
THE FALLING OF CHRIST.
areyoubeingserved
05-14-2003, 04:41 AM
For some reason he wouldn't need a CD, all the artists would be up there with him and could play whenever they're requested, all the stuff that's not permitted to be played would be from people in hell... but something gives me the inkling God would keep one CD secretly of a resident in Hell. Maybe Frank Sinatra. Or he'd have one of someone on Earth because he wants to check them out before they come on up, in that case I'd agree with the person above who mentioned Charlotte Church.
Reigh Kaufman
05-14-2003, 05:12 AM
What a bunch of misinformed people we have on the forums. Did none of you attend Sunday school?
Sheesh, everyone knows God is a body-popper.
God - Run DMC, Sugarhill Gang etc (I said a hip, hop hip etc)
Satan, on the other hand, likes Cahrlotte Church and Michael Ball.
"Love...love changes everything!"
Reigh Kaufman
05-14-2003, 05:12 AM
I jus checked out God's CD collection - he has the Electric boogaloo soundtrack! Eyerestmycase.
Mad Maggot
05-14-2003, 09:41 AM
I'm pretty sure it'd be something by The Beatles :D
Annie Hall
05-14-2003, 10:10 AM
Marvin Gaye's greatest hits
quoth_the_raven
05-14-2003, 11:20 AM
anything by The Almighty
did ya see what i did there?
ok, now hands up who has heard of this band? (i like 'em)
:D:D
SIREN30
05-14-2003, 11:26 AM
Originally posted by Reigh Kaufman
What a bunch of misinformed people we have on the forums. Did none of you attend Sunday school?
Sheesh, everyone knows God is a body-popper.
God - Run DMC, Sugarhill Gang etc (I said a hip, hop hip etc)
Satan, on the other hand, likes Cahrlotte Church and Michael Ball.
"Love...love changes everything!"
Come on Reigh, I KNOW you're not knocking Michael Ball! Gosh, I freakin' LOVE HIM! 'Love will never ever let you beeeee....theeeee....saaaaaaaaaaammmmmme!" (shiver*sniff* blubber*....blows nose loud and hard.) :D
Seriously I think his pipes are only surpassed by another broadway legend, Anthony Warlow.
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