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BorderEevilIII
05-20-2003, 02:27 PM
(dailydish/sfgate.com)

Hopefully this article means that she is devoting full time w/ hubby Guy Ritchie I think....

MADONNA TO QUIT AMERICA?

Pop stalwart Madonna is closer to quitting America altogether -- by putting her Beverly Hills home up for sale.
The 44-year-old star wants $10.5 million for the eight-bedroom mansion she bought in 2000.

Madonna lives with film-director husband Guy Ritchie and her two children Lourdes, 6, and Rocco, 2, in a $9 million London townhouse. They also own a vast estate in Wiltshire, England.

But now the pop superstar is sparking speculation she's preparing to quit her native country completely.

quoth_the_raven
05-20-2003, 02:38 PM
oh great.

thanx america ,for leaving us with her

:(

Indiana Sev
05-20-2003, 02:39 PM
She better not think about moving up here to Canada, we'll kick her spoiled ass out faster than her last single dropped off the charts...

BorderEevilIII
05-20-2003, 02:43 PM
Originally posted by quoth_the_raven
oh great.

thanx america ,for leaving us with her

:(

Sure! No problem;) Is this the scouts honor thruth she talkin or that thing when Celine Dion said she was quitting the biz........NOT!!!

vtadave
05-20-2003, 04:33 PM
Can we ship a few more celebs over there as well?

How about taking:

The Dixie Chicks
Rosie O'Fat
Tim Robbins & Susan Sarandon
Michael Moore

Hannibal21
05-20-2003, 04:40 PM
I've been dreaming for this day to come.

quoth_the_raven
05-20-2003, 06:35 PM
Originally posted by vtadave
Can we ship a few more celebs over there as well?

How about taking:

The Dixie Chicks
Rosie O'Fat
Tim Robbins & Susan Sarandon
Michael Moore


hoi! keep your rubbish. its bad enough you gave us madonna, without shipping the rest of your crap over here!

:D

flowrchild
05-20-2003, 06:35 PM
Tell her not to let the door hit her ass on the way out ;)

vtadave
05-20-2003, 07:19 PM
oh yeah, you guys can have Ben and JHo also...

Hannibal21
05-20-2003, 08:41 PM
QTR you guys can also take
Tom Green
Adam Sandler
Colin Farrell
Denise Richards

:D

ilovemovies
05-20-2003, 08:55 PM
Originally posted by vtadave
Can we ship a few more celebs over there as well?

How about taking:

The Dixie Chicks
Rosie O'Fat
Tim Robbins & Susan Sarandon
Michael Moore

What's wrong with Tim Robbins and Susan Surandon? Both are great actors and Robbins is also a pretty decent director too.

BorderEevilIII
05-20-2003, 09:07 PM
Originally posted by ilovemovies
What's wrong with Tim Robbins and Susan Surandon? Both are great actors and Robbins is also a pretty decent director too.

Its the War thing

MacReady
05-20-2003, 10:41 PM
Wow, it's like the U.S. and The U.K. had sex and this is the STD England got! (Althought us Canadians should apologize to America for that dreadful case of 'Tom Green' we gave them. We're sorry and we promise it won't happen again.:()

jackson13
05-20-2003, 11:31 PM
"Bye. :D Im gonna get you a nice fruit basket. Im gonna miss him!" - Ghostbusters.

Replace 'him' with 'her' and you get how I feel. Dont let the door hit you in your overrated, cant act worth shit, ass on the way out.

FeydRautha
05-21-2003, 12:52 AM
Just so long as she doesn't decide to take residency in Australia, I'll be happy.

Nobody seems to want her in their country; why don't we all chip in and get her a place on some remote island in the South Pacific? (One of the ones that used to house leper colonies, preferably...)

The Shootin Surgeon
05-21-2003, 01:33 AM
Originally posted by vtadave
Can we ship a few more celebs over there as well?

How about taking:

The Dixie Chicks
Rosie O'Fat
Tim Robbins & Susan Sarandon
Michael Moore

Rosie O'Fat AND Michael Moore!?!?

hoo boy!

you better make sure you book one large cargo ship for that stuff! preferably the one that transported King Kong from that secret island to Manhattan back in 1933!!!

Dixiecup
06-15-2003, 01:08 PM
Madonna to leave the US? All I can say to her is : May the force be with you, Live long and prosper, and have your pets spayed and neutered, you pretentious bitch! Bahahaha.....

rilocay
06-20-2003, 09:30 AM
We need to send an invite to everyone we want away (eg madonna and all dem) to a boat cruise. Bermuda Triangle asail! We wont be hearing anything new on them for a very loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong time! hehe

syxxpac
06-20-2003, 03:56 PM
Originally posted by Indiana Sev
She better not think about moving up here to Canada, we'll kick her spoiled ass out faster than her last single dropped off the charts...

We'd drink some beer, sick the huskies on her and yell "Get out, eh" at the top of our little Canadian lungs.

NuclearMisfit
06-20-2003, 09:16 PM
Originally posted by vtadave
oh yeah, you guys can have Ben and JHo also...

Bens cool hes just pussy whipped, just send JLO. Im hearing Fidel needs another wife.

NuclearMisfit
06-20-2003, 09:25 PM
I can only think of one thing when It comes to this topic and that is the opening scene to Reservoir Dogs.

MR. PINK: "Like a Virgin" is all about a girl who digs a guy with a big dick. The whole song is a metaphor for big dicks.

MR. BLUE: No it's not. It's about a girl who is very vulnerable and she's been fucked over a few times. Then she meets some guy who's really sensitive--

MR. PINK: --Whoa... whoa... time out Greenbay. Tell that bullshit to the tourists. It's not about a nice girl who meets a sensitive boy. Now granted that's what "True Blue" is about, no argument about that.

MR. ORANGE: Which one is "True Blue?"

NICE GUY EDDIE: You don't remember "True Blue?" That was a big ass hit for Madonna. Shit, I don't even follow this Tops In Pops shit, and I've at least heard of "True Blue."

MR. ORANGE: Look, asshole, I didn't say I ain't heard of it. All I asked was how does it go? Excuse me for not being the world's biggest Madonna fan.

MR. BROWN: I hate Madonna.

MR. BLUE: I like her early stuff. You know, "Lucky Star," "Borderline" - but once she got into her "Papa Don't Preach" phase, I don't know, I tuned out.

MR. PINK: Hey, fuck all that, I'm making a point here. You're gonna make me lose my train of thought.

MR. PINK: Where was I?

MR. ORANGE: You said "True Blue" was about a nice girl who finds a sensitive fella. But "Like a Virgin" was a metaphor for big dicks.

MR. PINK: Let me tell ya what "Like a Virgin"'s about. It's about some cooze who's a regular fuck machine. I mean all the time, morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.

MR. BLUE: How many dicks was that?

MR. WHITE: A lot.

MR. PINK: Then one day she meets a John Holmes motherfucker, and it's like, whoa baby. This mother fucker's like Charles Bronson in "The Great Escape." He's diggin tunnels. Now she's gettin this serious dick action, she's feelin something she ain't felt since forever. Pain. It hurts. It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt. Her pussy should be Bubble-Yum by now. But when this cat fucks her, it hurts. It hurts like the first time. The pain is reminding a fuck machine what is was like to be a virgin. Hence, "Like a Virgin."

Gregorious8
06-20-2003, 11:24 PM
Actually Mr. Brown (Tarantino) is the one talking about the metaphor of "Like a Virgin", not Mr. Pink.

Dead Halloween
06-29-2003, 09:20 AM
By the way, In the name of my country we apologize for sending you Paulina Rubio.

NuclearMisfit
06-29-2003, 09:57 AM
Originally posted by Dead Halloween
By the way, In the name of my country we apologize for sending you Paulina Rubio.

Is that the chick on that dreadfull dr pepper commercial?

BorderEevilIII
06-29-2003, 10:41 AM
Originally posted by NuclearMisfit
Is that the chick on that dreadfull dr pepper commercial?
she did a commercial?!?!?

NuclearMisfit
06-29-2003, 11:22 AM
lol yep

APzombie
06-29-2003, 01:28 PM
Originally posted by quoth_the_raven
oh great.

thanx america ,for leaving us with her

:(

Take one for the team :D

Dead Halloween
06-29-2003, 06:31 PM
Originally posted by NuclearMisfit
Is that the chick on that dreadfull dr pepper commercial?

http://www.7nani.it/donne/paulina_rubio20.jpg

Thats her.

She may be hot, but she's a truly spoiled, annoying, bitch who thinks she is "all that".

NuclearMisfit
06-29-2003, 07:30 PM
does she do like techno music?

BorderEevilIII
06-29-2003, 07:46 PM
Originally posted by NuclearMisfit
does she do like techno music?

with the popularity of artists who does music in their native language were coming out w/ english spoken albums like Shakira for example. Paulina was many of the artists who quickly jumped on the bandwagon. And yes Paulina's music is dance, I wouldnt consider her music techno. I only liked 2 songs personally from "Border Girl" album, Fire (Sexy Dance) & the Kiss cover song I was Made For Loving You.

NOW MOVING BACK TO TOPIC :D

NuclearMisfit
06-29-2003, 09:01 PM
moving back to topic, its not like Madonna sez Cya to the U.S. The Us said Cya to her.

quoth_the_raven
06-30-2003, 10:41 AM
Originally posted by APzombie
Take one for the team :D



ya know, i suppose we have to. ever since that whole spice girls incidient, which my country has apologised for on more than one occassion...i guess we kind of owe american one, eh?

;):D