Funny Movie Lines

[movies35]

Well I will post some later but I will post some lines from THE HOT CHICK RIGHT NOW...

"Boys are cheats and liars
They're such a big disgrace
They will tell you anything to get to second
Base...ball. Baseball
He thinks he's gonna score
If you let him go all the way, then you are a
Hor..ticultures studies flowers
Geoologists study rocks
The only thing a guy wants from you
Is a place to put his
Cock... roaches, beetles
Butterflys and Bugs
Nothing makes his happier then a giant pair of
Jug... giers and acrobats a dancing bear names Chuck
All Guys really want to do is-- forget it no such luck"

"Ling Ling, you walk right by Crazy Nail, no say hi me!"

"L to the I to the N to the G. Ling Ling you forgot your bling bling!"

"April- So uh, do you have a penis?
Rachel- April!
April- I'm sorry, I'm sorry, can I see it?"
Rachel- I don't think you get the gravity of the situation here"
April- Sorry, but it isn't every day your best friend grows a penis!"

What are some of your favorite movie lines?

[Dead Halloween]

The bridge riddles in Monty Python and the Holy Grail, but I can't remeber the lines well.

[Tommy Doyle]

"Cinder-fucking-rella" from Pretty Woman. Has me in stitches everytime!!!!:D

[Damned Martian]

Originally posted by Dead Halloween
The bridge riddles in Monty Python and the Holy Grail, but I can't remeber the lines well. BRIDGEKEEPER - Stop! Who approaches the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three! Ere the other side he see.
LAUNCELOT - Ask me the questions, Bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.
BRIDGEKEEPER - What is your name?
LAUNCELOT - My name is Sir Launcelot.
BRIDGEKEEPER - What is your quest?
LAUNCELOT - To find the Holy Grail.
BRIDGEKEEPER - What is your favorite colour?
LAUNCELOT - Blue.
BRIDGEKEEPER - Right. Off you go.
ROBIN - That's easy!
BRIDGEKEEPER - Stop! Who approaches the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three! Ere the other side he see.
ROBIN - Ask me the questions, Bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.
BRIDGEKEEPER - What is your name?
ROBIN - My name is Sir Robin of Camelot!
BRIDGEKEEPER - What is your quest?
ROBIN - To seek the Grail!
BRIDGEKEEPER - What is the capital of Assyria?
ROBIN - I don't know that! ... Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh!
...
GAWAIN (OUT OF VISION) - Sir Gawain of Camelot!
BRIDGEKEEPER (OOV) - What is your quest?
GAWAIN (OOV) - To seek the Holy Grail.
BRIDGEKEEPER - What is your favorite colour?
GAWAIN - Blue ... No yelloooooww!
BRIDGEKEEPER - What is your name?
ARTHUR - It is Arthur, King of the Britons.
BRIDGEKEEPER - What is your quest?
ARTHUR - To seek the Holy Grail.
BRIDGEKEEPER - What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
ARTHUR - What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
BRIDGEKEEPER - Er ... I don't know that ... Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh!


From the same movie:

Monk: And the Lord spoke, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out! Once the number three, being the third number be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

[Clarkey07]

Apple pie.....McDonald's or homemade


-Jim American Pie

[movies35]

BUMP!

[Freddy's Gurl11]

Finch-You know, It is possible for to people to hold hands and not be gay!

Stiffler-I don't wanna hear about you and your boyfriends, Go jerk off.

AP2

[movies35]

AMERICAN PIE 1 & 2

Sherman: I am such a geek
Nadia: Yes, yes you are.
Sherman: I am the Sherminator, I am a sex robot from time to help one lucky lady.
Nadia: I lucky lady?
Sherman: Yes you are.
Nadia: Ohh, help!!
(runs up stairs)
Nadia: Fuck me geek!

Michelle: And I don't care if you did give me 10 orgazems in a row, because you smell bad. No! I smell bad because we have been having sex so much, and I haven't showered, and I want to shower!

Michelle: And this one time at Band Camp, I stuck a flute up my pussy!
Jim: What?
Michelle: That's what half of bad camp is, is getting yourself off. Are we going to screw soon because I am getting a little ancey.

[Damned Martian]

Miranda: ummm that was incredible. Was it good for you?
Fletcher: I've had better.

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Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Fletcher: Depends on how long you were following me.
Cop: Let's start from the top.
Fletcher: Here it goes: I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at an intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and SPEEDING!
Cop: Is that all?
Fletcher: No. ...I have unpaid parking tickets.

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Max Reede: My teacher tells me beauty is on the inside.
Fletcher: That's just something ugly people say.

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[About Mr. Allen]
Miranda: Well, what do you think of him?
Fletcher: He's a pedantic, pontificating, pretentious bastard, a pathetic old fart and a worthless steaming pile of cow dung, figuratively speaking.
[a moment passes and Mr. Allen starts laughing]
Mr. Allen: That's the funniest damn thing I've ever heard. You're a real card, Reede. I love a good roast. Do Simmons.
Fletcher: Simmons is old. He should've been out of the game years ago but he can't stay home because he hates his wife. You've met her at the Christmas parties, she's the one that gets plastered and calls him a retard, and you, Tom; you're the biggest brownnose I've ever seen. You've got your head so far up Mr. Allen's ass, I can't tell where you end and he begins. (Fletcher continues with every member.) You have bad breath caused by gingivitis. You couldn't get a porn star off. Your hairpiece looks like something that got killed crossing the highway. I don't know whether to comb it or scrape it off with a shovel and bury it in lyme. Loser! Idiot! Wimp! Degenerate! SLUT!!!



Liar Liar

[skaaddict3303]

empire records, lucas says "joe..who knows where thoughts come from, they just appear!"

[movies35]

American Pie

Vicki's Mom: Go get Vicki for dinner

Dad about to knock on the door.

Vicki: I'm cumming, I'm cumming!

[Damned Martian]

Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
Lone Star: What does that make us?
Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing, which is what you are about to become.

[movies35]

Die Hard 3

Samual L Jackson: Get off the damn phone lady, police buisness.
Lady: Why I'd never!

[Tom Samborski]

The Odd Couple II

Oscar: O.K Felex, make out a timetable: when you're gonna eat, when you're gonna pee, when you're gonna fart, and when you're gonna sleep, because that's the last time I pulling off the freeway, ya hear?


Billy Madison

Billy Madison: You get your ass out there, and you find the fucking dog!

Ms.Lippy: I think it's time to play dodgeball.