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The Postmaster General

05-25-2003, 09:36 AM

where ever those came from, That's some funny shit, Kastman!

My annoyances.....

Actually very minor.....

I'm suprised myself.....

- People answering questions asked by movie characters, that don't need to be answered.
---Case in point: I was watching The Sixth Sense, and someone was asking the 8 yr old kid some simple math question. Then the 30-something balding dude, trying to impress his blonde whatever, answers aloud like he got the answer SOOO much faster than that little kid. Whoa-o! Buddy! Way to go!

- Cell phones, talking on during the movie.
----Case in point: I'm about to see the new Charlie's Angels trailer. Whatever, let me watch it, and drool. Okay, so this guy is on his cell phone NARRATING every single thing that's happening. Whoa, dude! You're pretty cool with that cell phone. Why don't you be pretty cool and go get on a computer and download the trailer for free at Joblo.com?

- In and out, in and out, in and out.
----Case in point: You go in the theater, you go out of the theater, you go in, you go out, you go in.... Okay, dude. We get it! Are you staying in, or staying out. Stop going in and out and confusing the hell out of everyone trying to watch the movie, eh!

I dunno if this rant helped. I'm more frustrated now.

(turns green)

Doc Holliday

05-25-2003, 10:15 AM

- Paying $3.75 for a god damn pack of Twizzlers. Knowing damn well it's $.95 a target across the street.

- Kids talking throughout the damn movie. Teenagers need to have a mute button. THey say stupid ass comments and think everyone enjoys their assanine comments. Go play in traffic you little shits!

- People chewing their gum/ candy like fucking cows. Go graze and a pasture and let me watch my movie in peace assholes!

-Loud wrappers on candy or whatever.

- Commercials at the begging of a movie. If i wanted to watch that shit, I'd have stayed home and watch reruns of the Cosby show on Nick at night!

- Little punk shits hanging out in front of the movie theater talking shit about anyone and everyone that walks by. If I wasn't twice as old and twice as big as they were, I would beat the living shit out of them and have no regrets about it in the morning.

Okay now that I am really pissed off 9and can't hardly spell) I think I'l go to a movie and thrash the first asshole that pisses me off! ;)

Jon Lyrik

05-25-2003, 11:16 AM

Crinkly candy wrappers? Happens to me all the time. To quote a wise angry jew, you can't eat the wrapper.

TATU

05-25-2003, 01:14 PM

Originally posted by Jon Lyrik
Crinkly candy wrappers? Happens to me all the time. To quote a wise angry jew, you can't eat the wrapper.
I eat my wrapers so I don't have anything to throw out.

Dafixer

05-25-2003, 03:49 PM

Here's my TOP piss off of all time:

White peoples reaction to Jar Jar Binx in Phantom Menance. There was this idiotic claim that Black people should have been mad because Jar Jar spoke in "Black dialect." I watched that movie many times and I can't find what the hell they were talking about. I talked to friends and family who saw it and they were as confused as I was.

I believe that most were saying that Jar Jar was made to sound like the old Amos and Andy style characters from the early days of movies, but I for one would like to line up all of them (especially Bill Maher) and tell them to please lets us poor Black folk pick our own issues. I couldn't believe how long that silly issue went on either - and it was driving me NUTS.

Jar Jar spoke silly, but did not sound anything like any Black or old movie Black person I have ever seen, met or know. It was more insulting to me, as a Black person, to have these fools make such a comparison. If I followed such inane logic I sould be piss at the Jawa's because they had black faces, and Ewoks because their fur was nappy (and there was enough reasons to be pissed at the Ewoks without adding that idiocy to the mix.)

It just pissed me off so much but I never go the chance to rant on it (well, except at television and certain magazine reviews where I read this one.

And here's the kicker. No Black person ever really made this complaint. But that did not stop some whites from doing it and I just wanted to smack them with my Martin Luther King poster.

WHEW! I'm so glad I finally got to let that one out. I feel better now. Now back to ranting about the motha-lovin Horror Geek. . .

countchocula

05-25-2003, 08:05 PM

~ Generic plastic boxes for VHS.
~ Reality TV shows.
~ "Jason X is the worst movie of all time."
~ Boycotting a certain film because of the filmmaker's past.
~ Interruptions while I'm trying to masturbate at the theater.
~ Refusing to watch anything in B&W.
~ "Violent films breed serial killers."

Grim H.

05-25-2003, 11:01 PM

Oh, dear me, here come an rant of epic proprtions...

I hate...

1.Asshole middle school kids who think they're cool
2. People who talk during a movie (that's a given)
3. Cell phones in theatres
4. annoying ringtones on the cell phones
5. Dumbass kids who think they're cool because they like to get wasted
6. reality tv
7. the wrappers on CD cases
8. Jerry Bruckheimer
9. Rupert Murdoch
10. People who just watch anime (not because it's good, but just because it's anime)
11. overuse of CGI in movies
12. The fact that Family Guy was cancelled (damn you Fox)
13. White guys who try to act like tough ghetto rappers.
14. rich kids at my school who think it's cool to show off a car they didn't pay for.
15. watching NASCAR (it's so damn boring)
16. racists (I knew it was a mistake to seperate us in the first place)
17. Blockbuster
18. kids (just kids, in general)
19. spoiled kids (even more than I hate the normal kind)
20. People who have everything in the world and bitch that their parents are too strict.
21. People who say very loudly during a movie, "Oh, I get it!"
22. Fucking assholes trying to impress bimbo girls.
23. Stupid People
24. overprotective blue-collar moms who blame everyone but themselves for their fucked-up kids.
25. the preachy kids at my school (the jesus freaks who think you're wrong)
26. People who can't figure out the plots to simple movies (The Matrix)
27. the fact that there's 10 Jason movies (OK, we get the point, your writers are morons)
28. jacked up food prices in theatres.
29. People who pay $10 for a movie, and instead of watching it, they decide to throw popcorn and piss me off!
30. the loudmouth critic (you know who I'm talking about)
31. internet bloggers who think I give a shit what they had for breakfast
32. Pirates. Ninjas are waaay cooler. Except Maddox, he's cool.
33. speaking of pirates, I hate those fuckers who take camcorders into a movie, and then post it on the internet. Not cool, dude, that' how directors make money.
34. Anybody who HAS to camp out to see a movie
35. long-distance commercials
36. People who have waay too much plastic surgery cause they think they need to look perfect
37. those meatheads in the strongman competions (that's just gross)
38. the fact that I can't think of anything else

Okay, I feel better, next...

jackson13

05-26-2003, 12:33 AM

Time for my tirade.....

1. People who walk into one of those "Everythings A Dollar" stores and ask for a price check.

2. People who come up to my checklane where I work while im catching my breath after just finishing a $200 dollar order and say "You look like your real busy" or something to that effect.

3. Bosses. I have a real problem with being told what to do. Especially by some jackass who is only a few years older than me and half as smart. Literally.

4. My job. Nuff said.

5. People who go to a major blockbuster movie on its opening night and get there 5 minutes before the movie starts, then proceed to bitch their brains out because the movie is sold out. You know the movie is gonna be huge, get their early. Plan ahead dickweed!!!

6. Rappers/Singers/Musicians who try to act. The only 2 rappers/singers that are any good at acting are Ice Cube and Ice-T, and thats quite a stretch.

7. The fact that it costs $40 a month to join a gym, and only 99 cents for a heart-attack enducing double cheeseburger at any fast food restaurant. Everybody complains that America is overweight. WELL NO SHIT! It costs more to get in shape and stay in shape then it does to eat food. If gym memberships were free, or even around 10 bucks a month, I guarantee the place would be packed with people getting in shape. I know I'd be there, but since I cant afford it, I just sit here being not slim.

8. People 5 to 6 years younger than me (im gonna be 19 in a little over a week) who are in 'relationships' and having sex. Here I am, going into my last 'teen year' Im alone and a virgin. These little bastard 8th graders aren't even fucking mature yet and they are couples and fucking like rabbits. Ok, maybe its just jealousy, but it still pisses me off!!

9. Stemming from my last point, people that are younger than me and act like they are hot shit. I wish my mommy and daddy bought everything for me so I could drive around in their car and spend their money and still 'be cool'. Fuckin losers.

10. When im really into a movie and either the goddamn phone rings or someone knocks on my fucking door. I have to pause or stop the movie, and then resume it a few minutes later, only to be lost because I got interrupted.

11. When Im watching/taping a t.v. show and the fucking President interrupts to talk about nothing. Either that or a local news station interrupting to say that theres a storm coming and we should all put are heads between our legs and kiss our asses goodbye because it might sprinkle. Run for your life, we've spotted a cloud about 10 miles outta town!!!!!!!

12. I just touched on it: Meteorologists. These guys get all these 'high-tech' million dollar gadgets and still cant predict shit. If I wanna know the weather, I look out the window. Im more right then they ever are, and they are supposed to be professionals.

13. When I go to a movie store and see that every copy of shit like "xXx" is checked out and every copy of an excellent movie like Donnie Darko is sitting there waiting to be rented. Why is it people prefer shit movies over something that is actually good?

Thats all for tonight. More when I get pissed about stuff again. I promise.

Sugar_Kane

05-26-2003, 04:19 AM

1. People who talk in cinemas.
2. Little kids crying and talking.
3. When the film starts late so you have to sit there getting pissed off.
4. Expensive prices for food and drink.
5. Late comers.
6. People who walk in and out, in and out....
7. Dumbasses who try to act cool so they talk really loudly before the film starts and keep changing seats. Then they stand up and talk to the people behind them!
8. People who sit in the same row as you and keep get up half way through a film to go to the toilet.
9. Ads before films, I sit and wait to see a film, then I have to sit through the adverts!
10. Bad films.

There's probably more but I can't remember them right now.

Tagia_Romero

05-26-2003, 05:56 AM

People who talk during a film
People who have seen the film and give spoilers
People who say "ohh did you see that?" or "what was that about? what happened? what did they do?"
People who munch on their munchies loudly during a film
Crying children
Stupid adults who take their small children to see R rated films
Delay of showing the movie
Broken movie reels
Actors who can't act
Gratuitious showings of violence and nudity (by this I mean all the time, not in moderation)
Late comers
So-called learned "movie critics"
People sneezing and coughing continuously
Mobile phones and people who answer them
Bad sound systems
Small movie screens
Limited seating
Noisy making out sounds
Crinkly things
Movies that weren't worth the admission price

freakandgeek

05-26-2003, 06:01 AM

-audience clapping every five seconds (when there is no need)
-tall people sitting infront of me when there are plenty of seats elsewhere (that aren't infront of people)
-cell phones
-talking loudly during the entire movie
-boys trying to impress girls by being obnoxious
-girls trying to impress boys by being idiots
-when i am waiting in a line for a movie to get out, and when it does, the people talk about the ending and spoil it for everyone who can hear (wait until you get outside!!)

greeny

05-26-2003, 06:22 AM

(please realise this post is from the view of a projectionist, ie me)

- People who walk out of movies loudly talking about the end, while there's an entire foyer full of people waiting to see that same film's next session (eg The Matrix: Reloaded)
- Pain in the butt teenagers with laser pointers who think it's 'cool' to point the thing at the screen.
- People who think anything that goes wrong from the projection room is the projectionist's fault, sometimes it's the fault of the machinery, which half the time we are not allowed to service.
- People who don't complain if there's something wrong in a movie until the end. We're looking after anywhere up to 10 cinemas, and we are usually doing cinema maintenance as well, if your film is out of focus, tell us and we can fix it for you!
- God-Damn equiptment breaking down.
- Those days when everything is going wrong and you're sprinting around trying to get everything done with the little spotty ushers telling you something's wrong, AFTER you have fixed it.
- Projectionists who can't do their jobs, and create an amazing amount of problems to fix for the ones who can.

Whew, feel much better now :D

Zombie

05-26-2003, 09:39 AM

The ULTIMATE PISS OFF FOR EVERYONE

-People online, how they talk on AIM, there profiles, and everything. HOLY SHIT. What the fuck is With the up and down letters, the multiple colors, abbreviations, things like <3 *{_, etc. Oh my fucking god, what the fuck is that shit. It's so fucking gay. Here is one example...

Da TiDe Is HigH BUt Im hOlDeN On Im guNnA B UR nUmbA wUN
Im noT Da kINdA gRl whO giVeS uP JuS lIke thAt *oH no* ITs NoT dA thinGs U dO DaT tEasE&HuRt Me BaD BuT iTz Da Way u do Da thIngs U Do 2 Me Im NoT dA kIndA gRl wHo gIveS uPP Oh NO!

SLEEPING SEKSI SWEET DREAMZ XOx0

*sExiEeLaNzZz*
hAvE u EVa sEeN SUcHA BEaUTiFuL NiTe..i CUlD ALmOST kISs Da StArZz FOr sHInIn SO BRIte..wEn I sEe U sMyLen I GO oH Oh oh I WUlD NEvA WAnT2MIsS dIS-cUZ iN mA HEaRT i KnO Wa dIs Is..
U ShUlD b ma THug&TrU GanGSTa GUy..dA1WHOS alL TUfF YeT wuN EvEN MAKE ME CRy U ShUlD B MA BABy Da 1 WHO UnDaSTaNdZ ME& EVeN WEn HiS BoIS R DeRe HEs LiKE"WaNA hOlD Ma HaND"
GreG-ILU
I mITe nOt b AblE2SOLve ALl uR proBlmS But i PrOMise u dAt u wiLl NeVa fAce deM aloNe..2mA grlS xoX
HoOcHh--lov u
5-24 WaZ siK-KrIsTIe&KaReN<3

That one is also in fading colors, etc. WHO THE FUCK CAN READ THAT SHIT, and WHO FUCKING CARES. HOLY SHIT. i try tellin' people that it is gay and they shoudl stop, holy shit they keep doing it more and more. i dont even have a profile, its fucking gay.

also, here is one other one i found:

JeS$ b@b1 u R m@ siStAa n bl00d n paRt|\|a in Crim3!!!1 BfF, ilu!!! <3<3 xoxox

OH MY FUCKING GOD. WHAT THE FUCK. SiSTER? BLOOD? PARTNER IN FUCKING CRIME. OH MY FUCKING GOD THATS GAY. WHAT ARE THEY THINKING. do they think they are cool? HOLY SHIT. i can see if you put your girlfriends name on your profile and say i love you if you are with them but not if your are good friends. i dont think they realize how gay "PARTNA IN CRIME" is. let me tell you, that person above ( the 2nd quote ) is the dorkiest person and doesn't get out.

fuck it, im pissed off....

Zombie

05-27-2003, 09:26 PM

bump

BadCoverVersion

05-27-2003, 09:51 PM

Minging swines who lick that yoghurty-skin bit off the yoghurt lid.

Grebdron

05-28-2003, 11:58 AM

1. People

2. Babies

3. Toddlers

4. Pre-teens

5. TEENAGERS

6. 20 Somethings

7. 30 Somethings

8. 40 Somethings

9. Old people

Thank god for the internet and anonymity. I fucking hate people. I hate rude people. I hate nasty people. I hate self-absorbed people. I hate people trying to look "cool." I hate people dressing like fucking idiots because they think it makes them look different. When they're standing next to their fucking idiot friends who look exactly alike. I hate the people who hang around the mall. I hate the people who "hang around" anywhere. I hate people who are pierced and tattooed excessively. I hate people with fucked up hair colors. I hate people with chain wallets. I hate people wearing overly baggy clothes. I hate people saying "like." Like, you know what I mean? I hate stupid people. I hate loud people. I hate aggressive people. I hate people that fight. I hate people who shoot. I hate people who wear "colors." I hate gangs. I hate "involved" people. I hate tree-huggers. I hate hunters. I hate protestors. I Hate People Who Type In Weird Ways To Try To Draw Attention To Their Know-Nothing Posts. I hate people who stop right in front of you, or right in the middle of an aisle in the grocery store. There are other people around, assholes. I hate people who refuse to assimilate. I hate "packing." When people insist on creating a piece of their home country here. We don't need "Little Manila", "Little Saigon", Little Seoul", "Little Armenia", "Little Tokyo", etc. Assimilate, get along with your neighbors, treat people well, and this will be a nicer place to live.

I hate people.

James Logan

05-28-2003, 12:08 PM

Originally posted by Grebdron

Thank god for the internet and anonymity. I fucking hate people. I hate rude people. I hate nasty people. I hate self-absorbed people. I hate people trying to look "cool." I hate people dressing like fucking idiots because they think it makes them look different. When they're standing next to their fucking idiot friends who look exactly alike. I hate the people who hang around the mall. I hate the people who "hang around" anywhere. I hate people who are pierced and tattooed excessively. I hate people with fucked up hair colors. I hate people with chain wallets. I hate people wearing overly baggy clothes. I hate people saying "like." Like, you know what I mean? I hate stupid people. I hate loud people. I hate aggressive people. I hate people that fight. I hate people who shoot. I hate people who wear "colors." I hate gangs. I hate "involved" people. I hate tree-huggers. I hate hunters. I hate protestors. I Hate People Who Type In Weird Ways To Try To Draw Attention To Their Know-Nothing Posts. I hate people who stop right in front of you, or right in the middle of an aisle in the grocery store. There are other people around, assholes. I hate people who refuse to assimilate. I hate "packing." I hate people.

We hate you too, bub. ;)

Grebdron

05-28-2003, 12:11 PM

Originally posted by James Logan
We hate you too, bub. ;)

The feeling is mutual.:D:D:D

Morgana

05-28-2003, 01:16 PM

Originally posted by Grebdron
1. People

2. Babies

3. Toddlers

4. Pre-teens

5. TEENAGERS

6. 20 Somethings

7. 30 Somethings

8. 40 Somethings

9. Old people

Thank god for the internet and anonymity. I fucking hate people. I hate rude people. I hate nasty people. I hate self-absorbed people. I hate people trying to look "cool." I hate people dressing like fucking idiots because they think it makes them look different. When they're standing next to their fucking idiot friends who look exactly alike. I hate the people who hang around the mall. I hate the people who "hang around" anywhere. I hate people who are pierced and tattooed excessively. I hate people with fucked up hair colors. I hate people with chain wallets. I hate people wearing overly baggy clothes. I hate people saying "like." Like, you know what I mean? I hate stupid people. I hate loud people. I hate aggressive people. I hate people that fight. I hate people who shoot. I hate people who wear "colors." I hate gangs. I hate "involved" people. I hate tree-huggers. I hate hunters. I hate protestors. I Hate People Who Type In Weird Ways To Try To Draw Attention To Their Know-Nothing Posts. I hate people who stop right in front of you, or right in the middle of an aisle in the grocery store. There are other people around, assholes. I hate people who refuse to assimilate. I hate "packing." When people insist on creating a piece of their home country here. We don't need "Little Manila", "Little Saigon", Little Seoul", "Little Armenia", "Little Tokyo", etc. Assimilate, get along with your neighbors, treat people well, and this will be a nicer place to live.

I hate people.

Oh dear god, did you forget to drink your prune juice again this morning? What did I tell you about drinking your prune juice?!!

Don't listen to him guys, it's his age. At 102, the plumbing doesn't work quite as well, Greb gets a little grumpy when he's constipated. ;)

quoth_the_raven

05-28-2003, 02:04 PM

grebs right.

this world would be a lot better without people in it.

i could talkj for hours about the rudeness of mankind, but grebs summed it up with slightly more vitriol than me ;)

i do see his point though.

Corpse Candle

05-28-2003, 02:25 PM

Originally posted by Grebdron
1. People

2. Babies

3. Toddlers

4. Pre-teens

5. TEENAGERS

6. 20 Somethings

7. 30 Somethings

8. 40 Somethings

9. Old people

Thank god for the internet and anonymity. I fucking hate people. I hate rude people. I hate nasty people. I hate self-absorbed people. I hate people trying to look "cool." I hate people dressing like fucking idiots because they think it makes them look different. When they're standing next to their fucking idiot friends who look exactly alike. I hate the people who hang around the mall. I hate the people who "hang around" anywhere. I hate people who are pierced and tattooed excessively. I hate people with fucked up hair colors. I hate people with chain wallets. I hate people wearing overly baggy clothes. I hate people saying "like." Like, you know what I mean? I hate stupid people. I hate loud people. I hate aggressive people. I hate people that fight. I hate people who shoot. I hate people who wear "colors." I hate gangs. I hate "involved" people. I hate tree-huggers. I hate hunters. I hate protestors. I Hate People Who Type In Weird Ways To Try To Draw Attention To Their Know-Nothing Posts. I hate people who stop right in front of you, or right in the middle of an aisle in the grocery store. There are other people around, assholes. I hate people who refuse to assimilate. I hate "packing." When people insist on creating a piece of their home country here. We don't need "Little Manila", "Little Saigon", Little Seoul", "Little Armenia", "Little Tokyo", etc. Assimilate, get along with your neighbors, treat people well, and this will be a nicer place to live.

I hate people.

All I can say is I don't blame you;)

I people because they are the ones who made me paranoid and I hate paranioa most of.

Most of all I hate hateing things it will probably end up killing me.

Cunning Visions

05-28-2003, 02:27 PM

Originally posted by Morgana
Greb gets a little grumpy when he's constipated. ;)

Well some Metamucil should help clear that up. As my grandmother always said "Nothing will get you rollin' like a squeaky clean colon"

Heres my short list

1. Annoying teenagers at movies.

2.Seeing little 9 year old kids with cell phones. Who the hell can they be talking too?!

3.Gangstas

4.Avril "I'm soo punk" Lavigne

5.Old Navy commercials

6.When you're driving down a street going at a nice speed, and some asshole turns right in front of you and proceeds to go 20 m.p.h. Then you look in your rearview and see THERE'S NOBODY BEHIND YOU! Couldn't he have just waited the extra 5 seconds for me to pass?!

7. People with no sense of humor

8. Any movie that says "starring Meg Ryan"

9. Spam (the edible and computer kind)

10. Girls who shave their eyebrows and pencil them in or girls who wear TOO much make-up

quoth_the_raven

05-28-2003, 02:55 PM

started thinking about what greb wrote, and this kind of jumped into my head. i dont hate as many people as greb, yet, buts he a lot older. a lot lot older. a lot lol lot older ....:)

i just hate rudeness and ignornance. i hate the man who cant read the sign telling him to shut the fuck up when i am taking my exam. i hate the kids who think punk is about wearing baggy jeans. i hate the child molestors, the rapists, the zealots, the terrorists. i hate them all. i hate the people who think their shit doesnt stink, i hate the people who know their shit stinks but still hit you with a load anyway. i hate the bad-boy hardman who strut round the streets like then own them. i hate the liars, the cheats, the polticians. i hate kids, i hate their parents too a lot of time. i really fucking hate the arrogance of those i see around me, the way they thing they are the shit, when they have not realised that this world will outlive them by millions of years. i hate the scientist and i hate the priest. i hate the idiots, and i hate the so called intelligensia. i hate the people who think i should £1100 to have some idiot lecturer read a handout to me for three hours, blissfully unaware of the fact i could have read it myself.

Morgana

05-28-2003, 03:19 PM

Originally posted by quoth_the_raven
started thinking about what greb wrote, and this kind of jumped into my head. i dont hate as many people as greb, yet, buts he a lot older. a lot lot older. a lot lol lot older ....:)

Sheeeshhh, Quoth, you're sounding like your uncle Greb now. What am I to do with you boys? ;)

Well, I hate plenty of things too, but I'll wait till I'm PMS'ing. Then I'll REALLY get rolling. Look OUT! :D

TATU

05-28-2003, 06:01 PM

1. Annoying People
2.Stupid people
3. Stupid and annoying people
4.Cell phones
5. Things I can't afford but really want.
6. Stupid movies
7. Pretentious people
8. Schmoes who think they're above Jo's rules (Vice Guru, and a few others I can't think of.)
9. Pretrentious movies
10. death
11. Taxes
12.Satan
13.Best Buy
14. Ugly girls
15. girls who look like men.
16. When songs don't download right on my computer.
17. Musicians who are all style and no substance (IE Slipknot, MuDvAyNe etc,etc,)
18. Constant abreviations (4rend etc,ect.)
19. people who substitue numbers for letters (I do 2. This is 4 you etc,etc,)
20. Crappy movies
21. Pseudo punks-- spiked hair, baggy jeans but without the attitude.
22.Fake goth kids (Just because you listen to Marilyn Manson doesn't make you gothic, I listen to Manson too and I'm no gothic freakshow.)
23.Gothique (Female goth) who are too fat to fit into tight black leather pants. But try to any way.
24. Nerdy kids
25. Kidz Bop
26. Z's being used instead of S's.
27. Senior citzens patronizing kids.
28. Close talkers
29. People that never make eye contact during a conversation.
30.Staring.
31. People thinking I'm a freak for listening to Marilyn Manson.
32. People trying to get me to rent drivvel like 8-ile instead of something good.
33. "Horror creates killers"
34. "t.A.T.u. sucks" or even worse "screw you I'd rather listen to Ludacris
35. Loud kids at theatres.
36. People who can't spell using a message board and expecting me to understand them.
37. Sequels to bad movies.
38. Fankie Muniz
39.Keeanu Reeves being compared to Christopher Reeves just because they have the same last name.
40. Lists...........

TATU

05-29-2003, 07:37 PM

41. Cellaphane wrappers
42. Gansta rap
43.White kids that try to act ghetto
44. Bad cover versions of great songs (IE Chop Suey by Avril Lavigne, Sad But True by Snoopdogg.)
45. Adding extra letters onto words for no good reason (IE SnoopDogg)
46. People on message boards who don't use proper punctuation.
47. Religious zealots (Ahem, Jehovah's Witnesses, I'm looking at you....)
48. The archaic and completely oputdated look of our wonderful horror forums (No offense Arrow, I just think it could use a new look.)
49. Badly written reveiws from amateur critics.
50.The fact we've never had a good book to movie adaption of any Stephen King novel.
51.People who judge just by looks.
52. Girls who think they look better than they really do.
53. Cell phones in the theatre.
54. Religous disscussions on a movie message board.
55.Horrificly acted and filmed straight to video crap people hearld as "classic".
56. Sell-outs.
57.People who think The Matrix is a modern classic.
58. Sci-Fi channel's crappy movies and horrible programming lineup.
59. When good shows get canned (IE Family Guy, Clone High, Freaks and Geeks, FreakyLinks, Undergrads, Ren and Stimpy, Daria, The Lone Gunmen, Bevis and Butthead.)
60. Musicians who just don't know when their time is up (IE Kiss, AC *LIghtning Bolt* DC, Poison, Metallica, Def Lepard, SnoopDogg, smashmouth)
61.One hit wonders (IE Smashmouth, Marci Playground, Poison, and it pains me to say this, but t.A.T.u.)
62.Using "IE" when I don't even really know what it means.
63.The Avengers movie.
64. No more off topic forum.
65. People who hate other people they haven't even ever met.
66.Haters.
67.People who drink da' Hatorade.
68.Racists
69.Communnists
70.Nazis
71.Neo-Nazis
72.Cannibals
73.The Al Quida
74.Hitler
75. not investing with Microsoft
76.Not investing with Starbucks
77.Not investing in Dollywood
78.Thievery
79.Realizing I hate this many things.
80.People who doubt I have 6,000 DVDs because i'm only fourteen.

Grebdron

05-29-2003, 07:48 PM

Originally posted by TATU
73.The Al Quida

So you've met everybody in Al Qaeda?

How can you hate them, if you've never met them?

MickeyKnox

05-29-2003, 08:43 PM

Originally posted by Cunning Visions
Well some Metamucil should help clear that up. As my grandmother always said "Nothing will get you rollin' like a squeaky clean colon"

Heres my short list

1. Annoying teenagers at movies.

2.Seeing little 9 year old kids with cell phones. Who the hell can they be talking too?!

3.Gangstas

4.Avril "I'm soo punk" Lavigne

5.Old Navy commercials

6.When you're driving down a street going at a nice speed, and some asshole turns right in front of you and proceeds to go 20 m.p.h. Then you look in your rearview and see THERE'S NOBODY BEHIND YOU! Couldn't he have just waited the extra 5 seconds for me to pass?!

7. People with no sense of humor

8. Any movie that says "starring Meg Ryan"

9. Spam (the edible and computer kind)

10. Girls who shave their eyebrows and pencil them in or girls who wear TOO much make-up
You pretty much summed up what i was gonna say!

Jason Voorhees

05-29-2003, 09:08 PM

Grim H.

05-29-2003, 10:05 PM

Originally posted by ME

I hate...

1.Asshole middle school kids who think they're cool
2. People who talk during a movie (that's a given)
3. Cell phones in theatres
4. annoying ringtones on the cell phones
5. Dumbass kids who think they're cool because they like to get wasted
6. reality tv
7. the wrappers on CD cases
8. Jerry Bruckheimer
9. Rupert Murdoch
10. People who just watch anime (not because it's good, but just because it's anime)
11. overuse of CGI in movies
12. The fact that Family Guy was cancelled (damn you Fox)
13. White guys who try to act like tough ghetto rappers.
14. rich kids at my school who think it's cool to show off a car they didn't pay for.
15. watching NASCAR (it's so damn boring)
16. racists (I knew it was a mistake to seperate us in the first place)
17. Blockbuster
18. kids (just kids, in general)
19. spoiled kids (even more than I hate the normal kind)
20. People who have everything in the world and bitch that their parents are too strict.
21. People who say very loudly during a movie, "Oh, I get it!"
22. Fucking assholes trying to impress bimbo girls.
23. Stupid People
24. overprotective blue-collar moms who blame everyone but themselves for their fucked-up kids.
25. the preachy kids at my school (the jesus freaks who think you're wrong)
26. People who can't figure out the plots to simple movies (The Matrix)
27. the fact that there's 10 Jason movies (OK, we get the point, your writers are morons)
28. jacked up food prices in theatres.
29. People who pay $10 for a movie, and instead of watching it, they decide to throw popcorn and piss me off!
30. the loudmouth critic (you know who I'm talking about)
31. internet bloggers who think I give a shit what they had for breakfast
32. Pirates. Ninjas are waaay cooler. Except Maddox, he's cool.
33. speaking of pirates, I hate those fuckers who take camcorders into a movie, and then post it on the internet. Not cool, dude, that' how directors make money.
34. Anybody who HAS to camp out to see a movie
35. long-distance commercials
36. People who have waay too much plastic surgery cause they think they need to look perfect
37. those meatheads in the strongman competions (that's just gross)
38. the fact that I can't think of anything else

okay, I have more...

...
39. Communists
40. Pretentious goth kids
41. Pretentious punk kids
42. Pretentious people
43. Nazis
44. crappy made-for-tv movies
45. straight to video sequels
46. Cher
47. Emo kids
48. "Rebel Without a Cause" bumper stickers
49. the fact that they cancelled "The Man Show"
50. The Real World
51. Fear Factor
52. Road Rules
53. American Idol
54. American Idol 2
55. The fact that there's an American Idol movie coming out.
56. I reiterate, the fact that there's an American Idol movie coming out.
57. People who use "dislike" instead of hate."
58. People who use bad grammer and spelling in e-mails and internet discussion boards.
59. feminists
60. dumbasses who leave their kids in a hot car.
61. Eminem
62. 50 Cent (That's a stupid name for a rapper)
63. Religous Zealouts
64. Crazy satanist cult leaders
65. Hitler
66. never having money
67. spending my money and not knowing where it went
68. Martha Stewart
69. Old Navy (they're not even that old, the company was established in 1994.)
70. People obsessed with fashion
71. paying $10 to see a movie only to have some idiot fuck up my experience.
72. The fact that I'm single and lonely
73. Sell-outs
74. remakes of classic movie that end up sucking (Planet of the Apes).
75. Bleeding heart liberals who blame everyone.
76. middle-aged ugly poseur groupies.
77. "Gangsta" rap
78. Country music
79. Avril Lavigne (poseur bitch)
80. All these damn AOL commercials
81. the title "2 Fast 2 Furious." That's just stupid
82. The fact that there's a Charlie's Angels sequel
83. Pre-teen brats who steal cars to joyride, especially MY car!
84. Preachy vegetarians (not the ones who do it for health reasons, just the ones who feel like being assholes.)
85. Preachy anybodys.
86. Banners and ads all over my screen...AHHHHHHHHHH!
87. People who complain...about EVERYTHING (excluding myself, I'm still cool)
88. People who don't like Keanu Reeves just because he was in Bill & Ted.
89. American Pie making every teen look stupid (granted, most are, but not me.)
90. People who come to MY hang out spot and get in my way!
91. People who knock on my door and ask me stupid questions
92. People who call me at home and ask me stupid questions.
93. Running out of ideas to write.
94. Fad diets
95. Fat people who complain about being fat but don't do a damn thing about it.
96. People who see stupid movies and won't give the classics a chance.
I reiterate...
...97. Assholes
98. Dumbasses
99. Pretentious People
100. Kids
101. Stupid People...

...This concludes 101 things I Hate on This Planet

Corpse Candle

05-30-2003, 11:03 AM

Originally posted by TATU
1. Annoying People
2.Stupid people
3. Stupid and annoying people
4.Cell phones
5. Things I can't afford but really want.
6. Stupid movies
7. Pretentious people
8. Schmoes who think they're above Jo's rules (Vice Guru, and a few others I can't think of.)
9. Pretrentious movies
10. death
11. Taxes
12.Satan
13.Best Buy
14. Ugly girls
15. girls who look like men.
16. When songs don't download right on my computer.
17. Musicians who are all style and no substance (IE Slipknot, MuDvAyNe etc,etc,)
18. Constant abreviations (4rend etc,ect.)
19. people who substitue numbers for letters (I do 2. This is 4 you etc,etc,)
20. Crappy movies
21. Pseudo punks-- spiked hair, baggy jeans but without the attitude.
22.Fake goth kids (Just because you listen to Marilyn Manson doesn't make you gothic, I listen to Manson too and I'm no gothic freakshow.)
23.Gothique (Female goth) who are too fat to fit into tight black leather pants. But try to any way.
24. Nerdy kids
25. Kidz Bop
26. Z's being used instead of S's.
27. Senior citzens patronizing kids.
28. Close talkers
29. People that never make eye contact during a conversation.
30.Staring.
31. People thinking I'm a freak for listening to Marilyn Manson.
32. People trying to get me to rent drivvel like 8-ile instead of something good.
33. "Horror creates killers"
34. "t.A.T.u. sucks" or even worse "screw you I'd rather listen to Ludacris
35. Loud kids at theatres.
36. People who can't spell using a message board and expecting me to understand them.
37. Sequels to bad movies.
38. Fankie Muniz
39.Keeanu Reeves being compared to Christopher Reeves just because they have the same last name.
40. Lists...........

Hey TATU if you hate:

14) Ugly Girls

And also hate:

51) People who judge others by looks

Then what's going on wouldn't be ironic if you hated hypocracy to oh well.:rolleyes:

The Claw

05-30-2003, 02:44 PM

Originally posted by Grim H.
[B]okay, I have more...

...
39. Communists
73. Sell-outs

no way. Communists and Sell-outs rule!

Grim H.

05-30-2003, 09:30 PM

Originally posted by The Claw
no way. Communists and Sell-outs rule!

..."In Soviet Russia, car drives YOU!"...
-from Family Guy

Tom Samborski

05-30-2003, 10:18 PM

Annoying little kids running up and down the aisles yelling really stupid things, I have seen it before.

Grebdron

06-02-2004, 01:58 PM

I'm still hating.

BorderEevilIII

06-02-2004, 02:10 PM

Originally posted by Grebdron
I'm still hating.

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/651/461/lo/coh.jpg

Don't be HATIN :D

since I already put input in this thread. What I said still applies. I loathe each time going to the movie theaters...

- Kids talking to their parents during the movie. The little ones can't help themselves. They're human. But what gets me is the parents/guardians don't do anything to tell little Johnny/Mary please be quiet....

Grebdron

06-02-2004, 02:14 PM

Yep, BE. I almost started a rant about that.

I saw Mean Girls last week. (I know, shut up.) Right up until the movie started, I was literally the ONLY person in the theater. 1 minute till showtime, a young couple show up with their 3 year old daughter.

They let that little shit run up and down the aisles the entire movie.

Fucking bastards.

poopontheshoes7

06-02-2004, 04:08 PM

Bassically Im going to sum up what all you guys said in this: MY FUCKING GENERATION!! I hate it. Im fourteen and I hate how everything has to be trendy. Everone has to act gangsta. "Yo yo rap fuckin rocks yo". Said by a four foot nothing in my class Blake. Dont get me wrong im not racist my best frined is black. I just hate rap. Almost every kid I meet is putting on a fucking show.

Everyone has to act alike, dress alike, talk alike. Its sickening. I get made fun of horribly at school because I prefer bands like Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Aerosmith, Balck Sabbath, Def Leapard, Scorpions, The Who, Cream, Deep Purple, Steve Miller Band, Bon Jovi, White Snake, Van Halen, Jimmi Hendrix, Rolling Stones, Beatles and a lot more. Im a rocker all the way. I like some of todays rock. But nothing can beat the classic stuff. I live by these little cracker ass bitches that think they can take me. Ones name is gilbert. He has the wussiest looking face and acts like a gangster. Bagy pants past his none existent dick, crooked hat, and yup a dew rag. He's white! AHHH! I hate reality TV, Shallow ass girls, and kids who think they know everything.

I can go on and on. But im gonna shut up now.

Grebdron

06-02-2004, 04:38 PM

Originally posted by poopontheshoes7
Bassically Im going to sum up what all you guys said in this: MY FUCKING GENERATION!! I hate it. Im fourteen and I hate how everything has to be trendy. Everone has to act gangsta. "Yo yo rap fuckin rocks yo". Said by a four foot nothing in my class Blake. Dont get me wrong im not racist my best frined is black. I just hate rap. Almost every kid I meet is putting on a fucking show.

Everyone has to act alike, dress alike, talk alike. Its sickening. I get made fun of horribly at school because I prefer bands like Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Aerosmith, Balck Sabbath, Def Leapard, Scorpions, The Who, Cream, Deep Purple, Steve Miller Band, Bon Jovi, White Snake, Van Halen, Jimmi Hendrix, Rolling Stones, Beatles and a lot more. Im a rocker all the way. I like some of todays rock. But nothing can beat the classic stuff. I live by these little cracker ass bitches that think they can take me. Ones name is gilbert. He has the wussiest looking face and acts like a gangster. Bagy pants past his none existent dick, crooked hat, and yup a dew rag. He's white! AHHH! I hate reality TV, Shallow ass girls, and kids who think they know everything.

I can go on and on. But im gonna shut up now.

You couldn't pay me to be 14 again.

I feel for you.

Backstabba

06-02-2004, 04:56 PM

1. People that know you cant beat the shit out of them, so they are bitches to you, and even try to start fights with you, knowing you wont fight back, and so they can look cool ( It hasnt happened to me...it happened to...my friend....yea..)

2. Wanna-Be gangsters. They act like they are all ghetto, but if they ever were in the REAL ghetto, they would probably cry like little girls.

3. White girls that develop latin accents, and act like bitches.

4. People who try WAY TOO HARD to be funny, and do very bad/corny jokes repeatively.

5. People in theatres who will talk for the crappiest reason. (Ex. In the punisher a mom tells her 5 year old son, yes a 5 year old in the punisher, to "Sit up straight". And in the day after tomorrow, after a small joke a couple would explain to each other why its so funny)

6. The god damn kids in a theatre, who talk during a movie. and scream out comments to try to be funny during a god damn movie!

7. People you know who you hate, that keep trying to annoy you, by sitting next to you, and you move, and then they move, and so on, and so on.

8. High food prices in theatres. (Tip: Unless your a food nut, keep the refilable popcorn bag, and bring it to the theatres every time you go, free popcorn) I Probably pay 3.00$ on food at theatres. For the whole day.

9. People on line at a theatre, and when they get to the front, they begin to think "Hmmm, what should i see?" for about 10 minutes.

10. people you dont know asking for money.

11. The kids in my school who keep calling my a bitch, cause I haven't gotten any ________. You know what. Kids as young as 13 are saying this.

11. Girls who are ugly as hell and wear a shitload of make-up thinking it will help.

12. Girls Who are very ugly, but talk and act like they are the most beautiful people in the world.

13. Teenage black girls. (No racism, I just hate the ones I know)

Joshmo

06-02-2004, 05:07 PM

Government & Politicians

They say they want peace and are for this and against that.. but yet the world still sucks

Politicians who run races and expose the other partys' dirty laundry, telling us how bad and evil their opponent is, then afterwards, we see them ALL laughing, joshing, and even hear about them having dinner together.... when was the last time YOU ever sat down to dinner with someone you painted as a mortal enemy? These fuckers all eat at the same trough...Republicans AND Democrats

People in general

ANY race that acts their "stereotype" dont give me a reason to say or think ill of you and I wont... ie..blaring your bass cannons in your car as you pull up alongside me, you loser asshole...

Jerk-offs who ALWAYS are on their cell phones... I could be in the grocery store, the video store, the retail store..but yet I NEVER hear these assholes talking about the TOPIC or need of where they are at! "Yeah, so, um meha/bro..we was like kickin it at the crib drinking some tall boyz".... what the FUCK does THAT got to do with YOU being in my EAR SHOT in the VIDEO STORE????? All I wanna hear from your ass (if you feel the need to have me hear your conversation to begin with) is.."hey man... that movie is out ya wanted, but they got so & so in..you want that one instead"? if ya cant do that, go to hell.. or at least go AWAY from ears.

The influx of illegals in my neighborhood, riding up and down my street ringing their noisy ass bicycle bells and trying to sell fucking corn on the cob on a stick with melted butter and mayo sauce! GET LOST! There's a ton of GOVT programs I pay for.... join one, learn english, get a job and god bless you..until then, stop turinng my area into a ghetto with a circus atmosphere with your poles of cotton candy, and corn on a stick...get a fucking job with Ringling Bros or sports stadium if ya wanna walk around selling cotton candy on a pole or corn on a stick!

Movies

Asian flicks where they put more time and effort into slick ass, great sounding logos with special effects, exploding fireworks, awesome workout for my surround speakers.....then displaying some fucking unremastered, vcd/vhs to dvd, 1 ch mono sound full frame movie!...ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ANY and ALL action or martial arts flicks where the director is too damn lazy to digitally erase the fucking wires or at least to film it where they are inconspicous during the fighting, falling, flying scenes! The minute I CLEARLY see a visible wire..BAM! Off the movie goes and back it goes.

my_name_is_neo

06-02-2004, 05:08 PM

- suburban white kids who try to act "gangsta" (as said in poopontheshoes' post)

- talkers during movies

- people who intentionally use incorrect spelling & bad grammar ("l33t speak", I think it's called) on message boards & such thinking it makes them look cool

- songs downloading wrong on my computer (it's like two thirds of the ones I get have that horrible screechy sound or cut off midway through - I finally decided to just give up & start buying CDs, just because it's less irritating)

- stupid people who think they know everything about everything

- people calling me a nerd/moron/asshole etc. just because of my taste in movies/music/video games etc. (it's happened before with movies & video games - not with music, though)

- "reality" TV

That's all I can think of, but I'm sure there's more.

Tweek

06-02-2004, 05:27 PM

13. Teenage black girls. (No racism, I just hate the ones I know)

I was about to say... As a teen I was mild mannered and unassuming (all apart of my master plan MUAHAHA)

I'm still a teen, not for long though (almost 20)

my rants:

1) Reality TV: There's no point! It's like the Maury Povich show got a mind of it's own and branched out into other shows.

2) Romantic comedies that are more romantic than comedy.

3) Avril Lavigne: Hate her. Hated her ever since that complicated video. so stupid.

4) The OC: It's as though they said "Lets make a show that'll lower self-esteem even more!" And that Mischa Barton is annoying

5) Orlando Bloom: awful actor, and not much to look at. hell, he's nothing to look at. and he's rumored to be up for the part of james bond. what the hell? Bond is manly. he doesn't look like a woman!

6) Courtney love: skanky whore. i'd pick her up and beat avril with It.

7) People that talk during long silences in movies: What the fuck?! The movie is still on, idiots!

8) Catwoman movie: UGH... Just ugh

9) Stupid but apparently pretty girls getting the guys in movies. That's what pissed me off about mary jane. she's a dumbass but a smart guy like peter actually likes her. what do they talk about? I often imagine a scene where mary jane talks about something trivial, using "Like" every few words, and he realizes how much of an idiot she is and he sprays the web in her face.

10) Quentin Tarantino's fanatics

11) my local blockbuster not having "Cannibal! The Musical" for rent. What the fuck?!

12) Cheerleaders. Can't stand 'em. Not to demean the sport. I think it's a helluva sport, but the cheerleaders i've known are all lame, superficial people.

one_crow_sorrow

06-02-2004, 07:29 PM

"Punk" kids who think they're so different. Yeah, that's right. You're all different. You all look exactly the fucking same but you're all different. And wasn't punk originally supposed to be speaking out against something? What the fuck are these people speaking out against? Dressing like a fucking rational human being? Christ...there's a group of these people that hang around near my locker at school. They piss me off more than anything else I can thing of.

Dead Halloween

06-02-2004, 07:48 PM

-Food & drinks prices in theaters.

-Kids talking during movies.

-Peope who call Avril Lavigne the "Queen of punk".

-Movies getting delayed in my country.

-Movie title translators.

jackson13

06-02-2004, 07:51 PM

People. Just. Plain. People.

Raoul Duke

06-02-2004, 08:04 PM

No order, my hate flows equally for all

- Reality shows...Stoppit! fucking write an original show you idiots! do you know how many good, talented original writers are looking for work while you ass networks prance about with your midgets getting married and the fucking whores looking for some dude simply for money..STOPPIT!

- Wiggers....They're just...Idiots...and a laughing stock among society

- bratty kids

- punk ass kids

- prostitots...basically pre-teen girls wearing skin tight tank topes and low riding shorts n' shite...Disgusting..the parents should be beatin with an old squash

- Mean, gossipy bitches

- Mean dudes...ones that pick on the weaker, or, in their eyes, less popular

- Uptight people that can't take jokes

- Cocky computer nerds...Once that actually brag about their skills and refuse to give you help in class

- People that try and force drugs and alcohol on you...basically, peer pressure

- Skin heads, homophobes

- Rednecks

- Talking during a movie...I will burn your GOD DAMN HOUSE DOWN IF YOU UTTER ANOTHER SOUND!

- Overally sarcastic people

- Overally happy and positive people

- Really, hideously, unfunny people that try to be funny

- pop ups

- Porno movies that try to be innovative or arty...Just get to the fuckin', all right? NO ONE came to oggle at the cinematography and what the 'message' is.

- Playa haters...You diabolical bastards need to get off my back!

Tweek

06-02-2004, 11:48 PM

i've got more

1) 24: Season 4 is going to be premiered in Janurary 2005
2) Men run away from me.
3) Stupid people
4) my parents
5) my eyes
6) My not being able to drive

Backstabba

06-03-2004, 08:02 PM

A NEW ONE!

Go to a movie chat room, want to talk to people about movies, theres about 25 people with "Watch my wet T-Shirt contest!", and " Watch my soaking wet..."....you know. IT PISSES ME OFF!

quoth_the_raven

06-03-2004, 08:04 PM

Originally posted by Backstabba

a movie chat room, want to talk to people about movies, theres about 25 people with "Watch my wet T-Shirt contest!", and " Watch my soaking wet..."....you know. IT PISSES ME OFF!

But they're still movies of a sort, so its just about valid ;)

Jon Lyrik

06-03-2004, 08:17 PM

Originally posted by Backstabba
A NEW ONE!

Go to a movie chat room, want to talk to people about movies, theres about 25 people with "Watch my wet T-Shirt contest!", and " Watch my soaking wet..."....you know. IT PISSES ME OFF!

Aye, spam.

Here are things that keep my blood pressure in the stratosphere:

-People who talk during movies.

-Fanatics of a certain franchise that have to shoot down everything else.

-ppl wo talk liek this onliene lol

-White suburban kids that try to act like they are ghetto or gangsta or black or a rapper or whatever. I'm surrounded by them. They listen to too much Tupac.

-Trends in general.

-Reality TV. Actually, make that 95% of TV. All TV is is a gigantic billboard and all of the good shows get cancelled within two seasons, if that.

-People in general.

-Most movies made by McG, Jon Peters, Brett Ratner, Joel Schumacher, Chris Columbus, or any other two-bit hack-for-hire in Hollywood.

-Religious fanatics like the guy at CapAlert that put down any of those evil movin' pictures that doesn't have Jesus in it, has no-no words, violence, and the verboten S-E-X. Remember, listen to me, movies are made by Satan and Jews and they want to brainwash us into hippie homosexual communists, and I know this because I'm a half-senile, 72-year-old Baptist priest who has a 4-inch dick and is obsessed with all the things the Bible condemns and I don't focus on the things it promotes.

Shockwave

06-03-2004, 08:18 PM

1. Cell phones in movies

2. Brat packers

3. kids that try to be billy badass

4. lazy bastards

5. people who are taller then me that sit right in front of me(u know who u are!!!!)

6. people who refuse to admit that widescreen totaly owns fullscreens inferiorly formatted ass!

7. Gossip hounds. I went to school with a shit laod of these people. Cant stand them. Burn em.

8. Jennifer Lopez and her crusade to marry every man in America

9. Scientology. Its aithiesm for rich people. Woop-di-fucking-da!

10. Black kids who thing just becuase they are black they MUST act like gangsters.

KTJ2004

06-03-2004, 10:54 PM

Many, many things piss me off:

-The OC: The tagline for that show is, "It's nothing like where you live" or something like that. Well the problem is that I do live there, and they are absolutely right...it IS like nothing where I live.
-The stupid twelve year olds who hang out in front of the movie theater thinking that they are the shit. They don't even see a movie. They just get their parents to drop them off and they stand outside the theater for four hours. Lame.
-People (like my friend) who shake their legs up and down...I hate that!
-MULLETS...THE WORST HAIRCUT EVER CREATED!
-Pop Ups.
-The cashiers at Best Buy that try to sign you up for every damn magazine known on earth...I just wanna buy the fucking movie and leave.
-People who have cell phones but don't need them...yeah I'm talking about little kids. Who do they really need to talk to anyway?
-Twins who dress alike...WHY?!?
-People who think they are bad ass because they shop at Hot Topic.
-Of course, people who talk during movies.
-When someone you know sees you, and then purposely walks away and trys to avoid you so they don't have to say hi or talk.
-People at my school who have all of the money in the world but still apply to all of the scholarships that I want, and then proceed to win them over me.
-Very high prices at the theater...both ticket and food.
-Old people who still believe they are young enough to drive, WHEN THEY AREN'T!
-People who make fun of you because they might like a type of music that you don't, or vice versa. Lame.
-Parents who bring their little kids to Rated R movies, and then the kids won't shutup.
-When fantastic shows get cancelled (Freaks and Geeks, My So-Called Life, etc.), but crap like Yes, Dear stays on for five years.
-GAS PRICES

I have more I'm sure, but my mind's gone blank.

Grim H.

06-03-2004, 11:22 PM

Wow, this thread brings back memories. Anyway, here's my new, revised, top ten things that I hate...

10. People
9. People
8. People
7. People
6. People
5. People
4. People
3. People
2. People

and Finally...the thing I hate the most is....

1. Michael Bay (bet you didn't see that coming!)

Draccoca

06-04-2004, 07:25 AM

here's my list

1 rap music
2 urban music
3 pop
4 people who emulate the previous three with cloths and such
5 theaters
6 music stores
7 people who go to a kids movie and bitch about the kids
8 20 something virgins who bitch about people getting laid
9 taxes
10 quebecours who think they are better then everyone else
11 people who think i'm evil for downloading movies even when i'm going to buy it when it comes out
12 console gaming systems
13 family guy reruns....... the show sucks get rid of it
14 knowing more about american history then i do my own

that's it for now gotta go to work but i will be back

Joshmo

06-04-2004, 12:28 PM

The cable show.. PIMP MY RIDE!!!!!!!

It'd be cool if an earthquake happened, creating a HUGE gapping hole and swallowed the entire fucking production... building and all... ditto for the show Queer Eye For the Straight Guy, and MTV CRIBS

echo_bravo

06-04-2004, 02:14 PM

I FUCKIN HATE...

-Douche bags that wear Charles Manson shirts that they bought from Hot Topic and then think they are all hard shit.
"Look at me, I have a serial killer on my shirt, I am hard"
Oh yeah bitch, thats really cool

-Girls that are awful at giving head. This has happened to me before....COME ON LADIES, its not that hard to do!!! Just go pick up Cosmo and problem solved

-People who binge drink all the time yet are soooo againist weed. My friend who gets unbelieable tanked at the bars has the nerve to say, "Dude, I would never even touch that shit(weed)" then proceeds to take a shot of 151:rolleyes:

-Dudes that wear those gay ass arm bands/sweat bands....WHY?! What is the point?! I am sorry but those are so fucking gay its not even funny and I cant wait until they are out of style

-Speaking of another horriblely gay fashion trend...not wearing your hat straight. I must have not gotten the memo that its "like totally lame" to wear your hat straight. Hmmm, I guess I should tilt it to the side so I can be like Usher. Oh yeah!

echo_bravo

06-04-2004, 02:28 PM

Rich, spoiled, ignorant black kids who walk around thinking they are in G-Unit or something.

Umm, dude your dad is a doctor and your mother is a lawyer. Technically, I grew up in a rougher neighborhood than you. So quick acting like you had a tough life and grew up in Southside Chicago bitch.

Yes, there were quite a few of them during my high school days.:rolleyes:

Backstabba

06-06-2004, 07:07 PM

Originally posted by echo_bravo
I FUCKIN HATE...

-Speaking of another horriblely gay fashion trend...not wearing your hat straight. I must have not gotten the memo that its "like totally lame" to wear your hat straight. Hmmm, I guess I should tilt it to the side so I can be like Usher. Oh yeah!

Coincidently, at my school, on my first class I have a window that shows outside and kids are still walking in, most of them wanna be gangsters or wiggers, usually I'll say to the white "Gangsters" Ill scream " A hat it meant to wear forward Dumbass!"....Almost got shot for that....

bankholdup

06-06-2004, 07:40 PM

I hate contradictory people. I hate people who only look at the worst of situations. I hate goddamn Chinese food. I hate when people don't shut up when I'm watching something I'm really into. I hate people who cheat on others. I hate the goddamn hospital. I hate people who basically scream "I only like classics!". I hate waiting in amusement park lines. I hate all this goddamn fake patriotism (where was your flag before 9/11, assholes?). I hate this shitty music people insist is god-like nowadays. I hate people who don't participate in gym, yet stand on the court anyway (sit the fuck down!). I hate that Gredron took the best hatreds. I hate forced-reading. I hate being scared. I hate people who do things just to be "cool". I hate the school librarian. I hate pointless transitions. I hate when people tell me I'm wrong when I'm obviously not. I hate being naked. I hate getting lettuce when I ask for a burger sans it. I hate people who use big words just to sound smart. I hate relying on other people. I hate when it's excessively cold. I hate when it's excessively hot. I hate sweating. I hate not knowing what to say in certain situations. I hate being quiet for more than 5 minutes, except in certain situations. I hate gas prices. I hate Jay Leno. I hate the goddamn drug problems. I hate "Eleanor Rigby". I hate not knowing where I'm going. I hate being bored. I hate not being thanked when I do something nice. I hate ignorant assholes. I hate people who refuse to have a good time. I hate people who only focus on Led Zeppelin, The Doors, and Pink Floyd just because they're "old". I hate the way vomit smells and looks. I hate overpriced products. I hate moving when I am tired. I hate answering my goddamn phone when it rings. I hate not having enough money. I hate that I procrastinate too much. I hate people who forget their friends when they get a significant other (especially one who is an asshole). I hate people who only express their true feelings through instant messaging. I hate math. I hate science. I hate dentists and their goddamn boring offices. I hate people that stare. I hate milkshakes. I hate people who can't pronounced my last name. I hate people who lie. I hate being lied to. I hate people who just have to be the center of attention. I hate those who refuse to read this post. I hate people who get offended too easily (they're just jokes, people!). I hate having those I care about be upset with me, and vice versa. I hate annoying ringtones. I hate crying kids. I hate goddamn car alarms. I hate people who drink alot. I hate people who smoke alot. I hate when people wear those tiny socks that don't fit over your ankle (I can never tell if they're wearing socks, which really bothers me). I hate having to take off my goddamn shoes when I walk into a house. I hate swimming. I hate people who hate that I hate swimming. I hate the mall, for the most part. I hate people who nit-pick (hehe...). I hate milk (ewww....). I hate cocky girls. I hate being asked for gum every day in school (one day I'll cut off their goddamn supply). I hate overly happy people. I hate depressed people (cheer the fuck up!). And most importantly, I hate fat girls who wear tiny clothes.

I might be back to post more.

ToRontoRon

06-06-2004, 11:30 PM

My biggest piss off is when people make the following mistake:

Example:

My five favourite fruits are:

1. Strawberry
2. Mango and Kiwi (tie)
3. Cherry
4. Orange
5. Pear

How can cherry be considered this person's third favourite fruit when he/she likes three different fruits more than it. Cherry is clearly this person's fourth favourite fruit. It should be written as follows:

1. Strawberry
2. Mango and Kiwi (tie)
4. Cherry
5. Orange

and pear doesn't make the top five fruits list.

Let's just say these are Person X's top 10 favourite movies:

1. The Matrix Revolutions
2. (tie) The Matrix Reloaded, JFK, Braveheart, The Matrix, The Godfather, The Godfather Part II, Pulp Fiction, A Clockwork Orange
3. Kill Bill: Volume 1
4-10. Whatever

Person Y: "So, what did you think of Kill Bill: Volume 1?"
Person X: "I loved it, it's my third favourite movie of all time."

NO IT ISN'T!!!

There are nine movies person X liked better than it, meaning it is therefore his/her tenth favourite movie of all time.

This isn't rocket science hear, people.

I'm sure some of you will think I'm pretty anal for bringing this up, but it really just drives me nuts whenever I see it written down or someone mentions something similar to me.

Does it piss off any of you, or am I the only one?

TheDeadWalk

06-07-2004, 12:26 AM

Originally posted by bankholdup
I hate contradictory people.

I agree with most, disagree with some, but felt like commenting on this.

I don't feel life has been lived unless you grow, and to grow you will often contradict yourself. It's a part of learning.

Now I'm in no way saying that being non-contradictory is to be a stubborn asshole, I just don't think you should never say never. What I find illogical today, may make great sense to me tomorrow or vice versa.

But I do understand if you're just referring to people who will tell their children not to curse, and then start dropping F bombs right in front of them.

Grebdron

06-07-2004, 12:13 PM

Originally posted by bankholdup
I hate that Gredron took the best hatreds.

I hate people who can't get my name right.;)

And I've got a few years on you, banky. You'll get to hate all the stuff I do.

bankholdup

06-07-2004, 03:12 PM

Originally posted by TheDeadWalk
But I do understand if you're just referring to people who will tell their children not to curse, and then start dropping F bombs right in front of them.

Yeah, that is what I meant...guess I should have said 'hypocrites', now that I think about it.

And Greb, remember when I said that thing about how I hate people who nitpick? ;)

syxxpac

06-07-2004, 03:51 PM

Originally posted by echo_bravo
-Speaking of another horriblely gay fashion trend...not wearing your hat straight.

That's true. If the hat isn't straight, then it must be gay. What else would it be? I don't think there's a middle ground when it comes to an inanimate object's sexual orientation.

one_crow_sorrow

06-07-2004, 04:00 PM

Originally posted by syxxpac
That's true. If the hat isn't straight, then it must be gay. What else would it be? I don't think there's a middle ground when it comes to an inanimate object's sexual orientation.

My pants are gay, they keep touching my penis.

Grebdron

06-07-2004, 05:13 PM

Originally posted by bankholdup
Yeah, that is what I meant...guess I should have said 'hypocrites', now that I think about it.

And Greb, remember when I said that thing about how I hate people who nitpick? ;)

I hate people who nitpick about me nitpicking.;)

And the derogatory use of the word gay.

The Postmaster General

06-07-2004, 06:06 PM

People posting in a thread about a movie they have no intention of seeing, just to say it sucks --

Not that I totally mind if something witty, or comical is said, but I really don't see the point of posting in a thread, just to tell everyone you are unlike them.

It would be like me walking in a biker bar, and saying George Thorogood sucks ass. Of course, no pansy ass on the internet would try that, but they walk into Vin Diesel threads and say the same thing. Oh man -- I know the net isn't the real world, but for a day, I'd like these pablum puke pansy weak willed chumps to realize how much of a dickweed they were being, and how much no one cares that the don't think they'll like a movie that you are talking about.

I'm just saying -- When they aren't funny, or insightful about anything. That's always a negative. Grebdron is a good example of how to bitch about something without being a bitch. :D

Backstabba

06-07-2004, 06:11 PM

A new one...Again

Fat girls who wear Medium sized shirts, and wear shirts that say "Hottie Overload" and that kind of shit. Its disgusting.

jackson13

06-07-2004, 08:36 PM

Originally posted by bankholdup
I hate contradictory people. I hate people who only look at the worst of situations. I hate goddamn Chinese food. I hate when people don't shut up when I'm watching something I'm really into. I hate people who cheat on others. I hate the goddamn hospital. I hate people who basically scream "I only like classics!". I hate waiting in amusement park lines. I hate all this goddamn fake patriotism (where was your flag before 9/11, assholes?). I hate this shitty music people insist is god-like nowadays. I hate people who don't participate in gym, yet stand on the court anyway (sit the fuck down!). I hate that Gredron took the best hatreds. I hate forced-reading. I hate being scared. I hate people who do things just to be "cool". I hate the school librarian. I hate pointless transitions. I hate when people tell me I'm wrong when I'm obviously not. I hate being naked. I hate getting lettuce when I ask for a burger sans it. I hate people who use big words just to sound smart. I hate relying on other people. I hate when it's excessively cold. I hate when it's excessively hot. I hate sweating. I hate not knowing what to say in certain situations. I hate being quiet for more than 5 minutes, except in certain situations. I hate gas prices. I hate Jay Leno. I hate the goddamn drug problems. I hate "Eleanor Rigby". I hate not knowing where I'm going. I hate being bored. I hate not being thanked when I do something nice. I hate ignorant assholes. I hate people who refuse to have a good time. I hate people who only focus on Led Zeppelin, The Doors, and Pink Floyd just because they're "old". I hate the way vomit smells and looks. I hate overpriced products. I hate moving when I am tired. I hate answering my goddamn phone when it rings. I hate not having enough money. I hate that I procrastinate too much. I hate people who forget their friends when they get a significant other (especially one who is an asshole). I hate people who only express their true feelings through instant messaging. I hate math. I hate science. I hate dentists and their goddamn boring offices. I hate people that stare. I hate milkshakes. I hate people who can't pronounced my last name. I hate people who lie. I hate being lied to. I hate people who just have to be the center of attention. I hate those who refuse to read this post. I hate people who get offended too easily (they're just jokes, people!). I hate having those I care about be upset with me, and vice versa. I hate annoying ringtones. I hate crying kids. I hate goddamn car alarms. I hate people who drink alot. I hate people who smoke alot. I hate when people wear those tiny socks that don't fit over your ankle (I can never tell if they're wearing socks, which really bothers me). I hate having to take off my goddamn shoes when I walk into a house. I hate swimming. I hate people who hate that I hate swimming. I hate the mall, for the most part. I hate people who nit-pick (hehe...). I hate milk (ewww....). I hate cocky girls. I hate being asked for gum every day in school (one day I'll cut off their goddamn supply). I hate overly happy people. I hate depressed people (cheer the fuck up!). And most importantly, I hate fat girls who wear tiny clothes.

I hate it when people dont use the 'Return/Enter' button.

:D

I'm much to tired to type a list right now, so I'll do one later. Be aware though, I hate so much shit, its gonna create a 3rd page for this topic because it will be so long.

TheDeadWalk

06-07-2004, 08:41 PM

Originally posted by jackson13
I hate it when people dont use the 'Return/Enter' button.

:D

I'm much to tired to type a list right now, so I'll do one later. Be aware though, I hate so much shit, its gonna create a 3rd page for this topic because it will be so long.

Not if you just posted the rant links.

On second thought, you're right.

KiKrusher99

06-07-2004, 10:27 PM

1. The fact that I live in a moderately large city, yet there isn't one arthouse theatre.

2. People that can't except what you are into. I dunno i'm training to become an professional wrestler and I work indy shows and what not. But my friends always rag on me for it despite never seeing it.

3. This new MTV style of directing that seems to be growing in popularity.

jackson13

06-07-2004, 11:56 PM

Its time.

I hate the St. Louis Cardinals. I hate the shitty selection my local Blockbuster has.
I hate the shitty managment my local Movie Gallery has.
I hate the fact that nearly 1/3 of the movies I own aren't yet on DVD, making it impossible for me to upgrade.
I hate the fact that the best video store in my town went out of business and refused to sell me any of their hard to find stand-up comedy/wrestling/horror movies, even after I offered $20 a movie.
I hate that F*R*I*E*N*D*S ended. I hate that the Series Finale is already on DVD but season 8-10 arent.
I hate that Seinfeld isnt on DVD yet.
I hate that I caught 5 minutes of an episode of Salute Your Shorts on Nickelodeon today because they decided to start the show at 20 till and end it at 8 after.
I hate that Sega quit making video games, especially Dreamcast and Genesis.
I hate that N64 quit making games as well. I hate the fact that brand new video games are upwards of $50.
I hate it when a new DVD comes out, has ZERO special features, yet still costs over $20.
I hate that I have officially run out of shelf space for my movies.
I hate my job. I hate getting up at 430 in the morning for my job.
I hate it when I go to the video store and listen to some jackass talk like they know movies when they dont know a goddamn thing.
I hate shoes. I hate socks. I hate the fact that nudity isnt allowed on television.
I hate commercials. I hate informercials. I hate the fact that im single.
I hate running into old friends from high school only to have them treat you like shit because they suddenly think they are better than you even though they havent done a goddamn thing since graduating other than mooch off of mommy and daddy while you've been busting your ass out in the real world trying to make a living.
I hate bills. I hate the fact that im 20 years old and in debt over $23,000.00 already. I hate the fact that im 20 years old and have already had 4 major surgeries in my life, all for different reasons.
I hate that im 6 foot 4, 250lbs yet no matter how much I work out, everything but my stomach gets toned.
I hate insects. I hate snow. I hate it when the temperature is under 65 degrees.
I hate it when a girl tells me she likes my car, but has no interest in me.
I hate it when I date a girl for awhile, only to have it end by her telling me we are 'better off as friends', then find out shes dating a total douchebag who I am much better than.
I hate the fact that my best friends make fun of me for liking stuff they dont (i.e. The Cubs, WWE, movies they dont like)
I hate the fact that Randy Orton is the longest reigning Intercontinental Champion in the last 6 years, yet he gets the shit beat out of him on a weekly basis and hasn't hit the RKO for over 5 weeks now.
I hate the fact that almost a 1/3 of the Cubs roster is currently on the DL.
I hate the ignorant douche that works at my local Blockbuster that sucker jumps me the minute I walk in the door and completely ignores me when I say im 'just looking' so that he can tell me all of their current deals, as well as what movies just came out and if they are any good or not, according to him.
I hate when I clean my car, only to have it rain 2 hours later.
I hate it when I leave the top down on my car because the sun is shining and I might leave later, only to look out the window 5 minutes later and see that its pouring down rain.
I hate it when the sun is shining and its 75 degrees while im working, only to be raining and 50 degrees about 5 minutes after I get off.
I hate kidney stones. I hate being 20 and already having had 4.
I hate that my satellite radio suddenly cuts out when the sky is crystal clear.
I hate it when brand new DVD's skip during their first viewing.
I hate stickers on my movies. I hate buying a movie one place only to see it $5 cheaper somewhere else.
I hate people. I hate going to the theater on opening night/weekend because of all the jackass who escaped from the asylum that decide to go to the showing I attend.
I hate the fact that im single. I hate that I have more friends who are girls than the average gay guy does.
I hate that I live 60 miles from the nearest beach. I hate the fact that my car gets 29 miles to the gallon, yet it still costs me at least $20 to fill up every week.
I hate Spyware. I hate getting a computer, only to have be out of date 6 months later.
I hate J.Lo. I hate going to bed feeling fine only to wake up the next day with a searing pain in my shoulder, for no known reason (just like today).
I hate the fact that my mini-fridge doesnt hold an entire 12 pack.
I hate putting a 5.1 surround sound DVD into my 5.1 surround sound DVD player that is hooked up to my 5.1 surround sound digital receiver, only to have it sound like James Brown is drunkenly yelling at me down a long, dark hallway.
I hate the fact that millions of people believe in ghosts and aliens, yet when I tell people I do, I get treated like I wrote the word 'Retard' backwards on my forehead.
I hate seeing a preview for a movie that looks jaw-droppingly amazing, only to find out it comes out 6 months to a year from now.
I hate all types of Mt. Dew. I hate that Gary Larson quit making Far Side cartoons.
I hate that MTV can run a 4 day marathon of "reality" shows like Real World and Road Rules, along with their devlish offspring like "RWRRChallenge", yet they never do marathons of GOOD shows like "Beavis and Butt-head" or "Jackass".
I hate MTV. I hate UPN.
I hate it when im doing 65-70 down the highway and some jackass pulls out in front of me, causes me to slam on my brakes, and proceeds to do 30 in a 55, with no chance for me to pass for 30 miles (happens everytime I drive).
I hate it when kids get their drivers licenses and think that they are the best drivers in the world for doing so. I hate old drivers. I hate it when people ride my ass when Im already going over the speed-limit.
I hate it when people think they are tough and fuck with me and my friends, only to suddenly puss out after finding a few dead animals on their doorstep/car. You'd think if they were so tough they'd keep it up.
I hate having seasonal allergies.
I hate the fact that im the biggest Cubs fan I know, yet I've never been to a game while people like my best friend who absolutely hates the team has been to over 5 games.
I hate having to go to bed at 930 the night before I have to work in order to get a full nights sleep.

Thats all I can think of for now. And that all just off the top of my head.

syxxpac

06-08-2004, 08:33 AM

Originally posted by jackson13
I hate that Sega quit making video games, especially Dreamcast and Genesis.

You mean video game systems. They still make games.

jackson13

06-08-2004, 09:11 AM

Originally posted by syxxpac
You mean video game systems. They still make games.

I meant in America. They no longer release games here, everything is all in Japan now.

Hucksta G

06-09-2004, 05:51 AM

I hate that the girl i like doesn't want a relationship but likes me "quite a bit"

I hate when you don't get straight answers

I hate that I'm ugly

I hate that I try to be confident but fail miserably.

I hate people who think their holier then thou

I hate people that force their beliefs upon me

I hate that I screw up my typing on the net and then people think I'm trying to be cool.

I hate that I have no job so therefore I hate that I have no money.

I hate anyone who tries to act like their from the ghetto when they are not.

I hate it when people talk about cars.

I hate my movie thetre it never gets the smaller movies or arty movies.

I hate the local video shop YOU COULD HAVE SOME CHEAP DEALS EVERY NOW AND THEN!!

I hate people that act nice but you know its an act.

I hate phonies

I hate patriotism.

I Hate pedophiles and rapists and murderers.

I hate crazy people they shouldnt be able to come up to me on the street and freak me out.

I hate little people who know you wont do anything to them because they have their big gangsters around them so they get smart to you.

I hate the fact that I hate.

one_crow_sorrow

06-09-2004, 08:30 AM

Originally posted by Hucksta G

I hate that I'm ugly

Don't we all, don't we all.

I hate slow people in the hallways at school. There's always more than one of them right in front of me, and whenever a big enough space opens for me to pass they fucking movie over. Either that or there's people passing the other way. I also hate people who stand with their friends.....but in the middle of the fucking hall. I usually end up plowing my way through them with my girlfriend rushing behind me apologising. Actually, I just hate people.

The Postmaster General

06-09-2004, 05:08 PM

I hate the fact that everyone thinks the Olson Twins are hot, and I can't see them any other way than the troll dolls from that show with Laura Laughlin.

Grebdron

06-09-2004, 05:09 PM

Originally posted by BubbaStrangelove
I hate the fact that everyone thinks the Olson Twins are hot, and I can't see them any other way than the troll dolls from that show with Laura Laughlin.

Ditto.

The Postmaster General

06-09-2004, 05:43 PM

Ah - I had to learn her name was actually Lori Loughlin before doing an image search.

Man, I love the 80s.

EvilDeadGirl

06-09-2004, 05:56 PM

I hate going to the movies on opening night. It's always so crowded.

I hate the fact that I'll take the time to get to the theatre a good 20 minutes early and still get some big headed fucker coming in late and sitting right in front of me blocking my view! When the theatre is half fuckin' empty!

I hate my job, especially my boss.

I hate getting paid one salary for doing two jobs then being told that I don't do shit.

I hate my neighbors that feel they have to blast their Latin music at 4:30am when I have to get up early for work the next day!

I hate the fact that each time I buy a DVD they come out with a SE two weeks later.

I hate dog hair! My god if my dogs shed anymore I'm going to have a new wardrobe made out of it.

I hate the President!!!!

I hate the fact that Blockbuster always tries to screw you out of something each time you go in there!

I hate the fact that your health insurance doesn't pay for half of your fuckin' doctor bills!

I hate Britney Spears! Fuckin whore!

I hate the Olsen twins. Whats the big fuckin' deal with these two? They are jes' another set of Hollywood sluts.

I hate the fact that I haven't had sex with Johnny Depp yet! Come on man! Give me a chance! I promise they'll be no strings attached....-Le Sigh- if only the restraining order wasn't in place.
:(

Squid Vicious

06-10-2004, 02:11 PM

I hate it when people try to defend a shitty movie by saying, "GOD, IT'S NOT TRYING TO BE CITIZEN KANE, YA KNOW!!! IT'S JUST SUPPOSED TO BE A FUN POPCORN MOVIE!!!"

horrorfreak13

06-10-2004, 02:59 PM

1. I hate Reality TV Shows every god damn night there's a stupid pointless reality show and it's not fucking real
2. Britney Spears
3. Boy Bands
4. The Ottawa Senators and the Philadelphia Flyers
5. Officals who referee sports games and become bias and start deciding games
6. Gas Companies for being fucking greedy bastards
7. The Government for taking 42% of the money from we pay on gas and don't put it elsewhere.
8. The government for fucking around with out money and not doing anything useful with it.
9. Musicans who think they can act when the can't
10. Jennifer Lopez get the fuck off the news who cares who you just got married to
11. The media for overhyping J'Lo marriage to Ben Affleck and now Mark Anthony
12. Cricket I still don't understand it
13. The alarm clock that wakes me up every damn morning and I want to smash it into pieces
14. The phone ringing in the morning waking me up
15. New York Yankees
16. Sports Athletes who act like fucking whiny babies(Terrell Owens)
17. That god damn sticker on DVDs on the top where you have to scratch really hard to peel the damn thing off
18. That stupid fucking hockey cell phone commercial
19. When station show the same fucking commercial 40 fucking times a day
20. When the NFL season is on and Global decides to do a fucking simulcast and screw me from watching the end of a fucking game you bastards
21. When the power went off for 1 day when I was supposed to go see Freddy vs Jason
22. Any flying insect
23. People who spoil films or anything while I'm watching
24. People talking in movie theatres
25. Paramount for expecting me to buy Friday the 13th films for $25 with no damn special features
26. When I'm this close to winning on sports betting and 1 fucking team decides to screw me and win their damn game with 2:00 or less remaining
27. Credit card companies
28. When i go to Quebec and everything is in French and we have to have everything in both languages everywhere else in Canada
29. I never see beavis and Butthead anywhere on TV anymore

That's all I got for now.

Backstabba

06-10-2004, 06:39 PM

I hate it that Empire sucked. I hate it that a man apart sucked. I hate that it's so damn hard to finish a screenplay. I hate that I was watchind Adaptation and was getting really into it, but then was forced to watch Ronald Reagans Funeral. I hate getting up early. I hate wanna-Be gangsters. I hate black teenage girls. I hate white girls that develop latin or black accents. I hate wiggers. I hate the gangsters getting the hot white girls. I hate disney channel. I hate Nick channel (Except Spongebob, the only funny kids show). I hate kiddie movies. I hate it when people will make a shitty movie to get some money in their pocket. I hate it when people try to damn funny but they just are retarted. I hate kids that make it look like they will punch you just to try to make you flinch. I hate kids who are dumbasses and know you can't beat the shit out of them cause you dont want to ruin anything (Miss finals, Be suspended, etc). I hate rap. I hate posers. I hate overly gothic gothics. I hate people who act like they are the greatest in movies. I hate it when I get blamed for something. I hate it when im jealous. I hate Avril Lavigne. I hate Fred Durst. I hate immature sex jokes (unless they are done properly, Example:american Pie). I hate overly repeated jokes. I hate it when people steal stuff from shows or T.V and try to act like they made it up. I hate my friends that try to act all tough to try to impress a girl. I hate vomiting. I hate it that my hands hurt because I type too much. I hate getting a undeserved bad grade. I hate racist white jokes in rap comedys. I hate Queen Latifa. I hate Comedy central for getting rid of SNL. I hate 2 fast 2 furious, turbulance 3 heavy metal, and Master of disguise. I hate it when they make it look like something horrible happened, but its actually just a stupid ...thing. (Plane is about to land, the people screaming, the power goes out...OH my god they didnt make it. The power goes back on. OH MY GOD THEY MADE IT!) I hate disney type producers ripping off older movies (13 going on 30). I hate it when a mivie says all the time "Against all odds!". I hate it when people whine. I hate pop ups, I hate it when a pop up comes up, and it infects your computer, so you ghet continueious popups, which make it so it takes a hour to write a message like this! I hate people calling me fat, when I have 2 inches more than them. I hate horror movies with rappers (halloween 8, oh go to hell busta rhymes! You suck! You cannot beat Michael myers with a couple of karate moves dammit!. I hate it when im bored. I hate headaches. I hate kids calling me racist because My favorite movie is American History X. I hate rappers for liking scarface. I hate zits and pimples.

And most of all!......I hate being alone :(

AmunRaTRON

07-25-2004, 02:44 AM

Ok time for me to chime in guys

-The fact that when people look at me, they aoutomaticly think, uneducated typical "black kid" then when i open my mouth and talk their dumbfounded.

-said people above who after getting over being dumbfounded tell me im whiter than they are

-When people use "gay" as a synonym for lame or stupid

-People who tell me that "...You just havent found the right girl yet"

-The fact that most white teenagers these days enjoy acting "Black"

-The fact the most white teenagers dont know what it's like to actually BE black.

-Having to answer the same stupid sexuality questions over and over again. Example: "umm..uh...why do you like guys" Or "Dude does it hurt when you do that, what's it like"

-The Fact that i alway's get suckerd into seeing movies i know suck with my friends.

-After seeing movies that suck with my friends, having to say i told you so.

-Anyone who likes Avril.

-AVRIL.

-The fact that people seem to think Britney spears is more trashy than oh-so-more-trashy-christina aguilera

-The fact that britney spears' later albums have gone underapreciated.

-People who call sharon stones performance in basic instinct bad.

-Getting to a movie theater after i orderd my tickets online and the theater being overbooked and having to go home.

-Homophobes.

-Anyone who thinks that my contacts are my natural eye colour(ok not really a "hate" thing but you have to be really stupid to think that.)

-JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE.

-The Fact that Justin timberlake is in a movie with anyone respectable.

-going through high school and having to hear faggot this and queer that.

-The fact that family guy got the can.

-The fact that i have to wait a long ass time for new eps of family guy.

-People who diss everything about the SW prequels.

-ANYONE WHO DOESNT LIKE THE LOTR TRILOGY IN SOME WAY.

-Lol the fact that Domonic monohan(sp?) is str8 (lol i can wish can i?)

- The fact that i left The chronicles of riddick a little displeased.

-Anyone who think paul walker can act or is in anyway hot.

-The overrated Hilary vs Lindsay thing that even i engaged in.

-Anyone who thinks Hilary is better than lindsay. (lol)

-people who didnt find mean girls at the very least cute.

- Actors who make Romatic comedy after romantic comedy en masse.

-Anyone who thinks that just b/c im black i inheirently like chicken.

- The fact that people think it's weird that im a vegetarain.

-SPAM

- AIM talk

- Anyone who dares to put " The reflection in the mirror" in there things i hate list.

- The reflection in the mirror. (J/k)

- People who dont like margret cho.

- The KKK

-Neo Nazis

- People who dont know this difference between the two

- The fact that im one minority away from being a kkk or a nazi members wet dream.

-Living in d.c. and having to deal with that fucking ronnald reagan brigade.

-When actors get academy awards that they shouldnt have won (Halle im looking at you)

-The fact that they left so much out of i love the nineties

-They fact that i dont think they will make i love the 90's strikes back.

- The fact that i watch vh1 more than mtv now adays

-The fact that it's expected of me to like rap music.

-RAP MUSIC....a little is ok and in moderation at that.

-The fact that people cant get over the fact that i enjoy country music as well as having a resepct for all forms of music.

-The fact that i know smoking is killing my voice.

- My writers block.

-People who say they hate black teenage girls. knowing that they might not have met that many and havent met the right ones.

-People who neglect that there are just as many ghetto white people as their are black people. and i use the term ghetto loosly.

-People who dont know the difference between african-americans, black people, and nigga's.

-judging a book by it's cover.

more to come if i think of some

optimus

07-25-2004, 07:27 AM

Originally posted by jackson13
I meant in America. They no longer release games here, everything is all in Japan now.

Though I wouldn't call it a good collection of Sega games, there are a few that I know off hand. I too would like to see more though.

The Sonic collection
ESPN Football Series

and I believe they helped develop F-Zero:GX for the Gamecube. I'm sure that there are more out there. If anyone else knows of anything that I'm missing, let me know.

Here is my list:

Those who talk in the theaters.

People who hate.

Co-workers who don't try to make work fun and make everyone else miserable.

Those who don't know what common courtesy is.

AmunRaTRON

07-25-2004, 11:30 AM

oh yeah ...

-anything related to that damn sponge called bob. I HATE THAT FUCKER

Cthulu13

07-25-2004, 06:06 PM

Originally posted by AmunRaTRON
oh yeah ...

-anything related to that damn sponge called bob. I HATE THAT FUCKER

That's pretty much a given for any sane person. . .

I hate:

Small Children - Well maybe I don't HATE them, but I do think they should be gagged and locked in a closet 'til they grow up/

Hindsight - Everything you've ever done is wrong in hindsight. It's so freaking annoying

Getting Punched in the Face

People turning white and stamping on the passenger side floor board while I'm trying to learn how to drive - it's just rude

Parents who bring small children to the movie theater - You decided to have little brat, spare the rest of the world from its company.

Waking up at six-thiry - Is anybody actually concious at six-thirty?

The phrase "I'm not mad but I'm very dissapointed" - I'd rather they just be mad. . .

Having a cold - not sick enough to get out of school, but still feeling like crap

Most vampire movies, and crackheads who pretend to be vampires

Mog

07-26-2004, 12:13 PM

I am just in the right mood for this. I'm glad this doesn't pretain especially to movies.

1.) Today's rock stations - Same shit OVER and OVER and OVER.

2.) People who criticize filmmakers by making themselves look so much better than said filmmaker. i.e., M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN.

3.) The fact that I suck at critiquing.

4.) The fact that my posts/participation on this board sucks so much I'm not allowed on the politics forum.

5.) Stupid web cam whores who over expose the image and dress all ghetto complete with trucker hats.

6.) Trucker hats.

7.) How today's rock stations only play a hand full of Nirvana songs. All I hear on any rock station is Teen Spirit, In Bloom, Heart-Shaped Box, Come As You Are, All Apologies, Man Who Sold the World. That's ALL I hear.

8.) When people claim that M. Night Shyamalan is an Alfred Hitchcock wannabe, but worship the ground Quinten Tarantino walks on after single-handedly ripping off every single fucking kung-fu movie ever made.

9.) Tea-Sipping-Patty-Cake-Playing Liberals who get offended by the term "Girlie Men." Fuck you, pansy.

10.) Punk rock. Okay. We get it. You're angsty. You're anti-everything. You have a whiney voice. And you wish you had a British accent. Get the fuck off my air-waves and give me my Filter.

11.) "I'M RICK JAMES BEEYATCH."

12.) People who all of a sudden like classic movies because the remake looks good/was good. I liked Manchurian Candidate first, assholes. Back when it was -gasp- BLACK AND WHITE! :eek: :eek: :eek:

13.) Goths. Hate you all. Sorry. No sympathy from me. 10 years down the line you're not going to be wearing a quarter of that shit you spend so much money on. Oh, and all the shit in your room? You're going to get a girlfriend/boyfriend and it's all going to be thrown out. So you might as well fucking grow up right now and get it over with. Have you met any 50 year old goths? Who aren't complete panty wastes? The same applies for <insert popular stereotype here>.

14.) George Lucas. Need I say more? It's like marrying someone then down the line they just stop being interested in you and just stick around for the cash. Lucas is a whore. I'm still psyched about Revenge of the Sith, nonetheless.

15.) Virgin Records. Jim, you're a butt-pirate. And the rest of you dumbasses who worked at the DVD department of Virgin Records at Downtown Disney during the months of January-April 2003 can kiss my white, hairy, pimply, Texan ass. I thought movie/music snobbery only existed in the most extreme on the internet. I was wrong.

16.) Rap. I tried to be nice and not hate it, but I can't fucking stand it now. If you like rap, fine. Just be aware it'll DIE some day, along with any other type of music that degenerates culture. (See Disco)

17.) People who watch a movie, and think they're smarter than the filmmakers with dumbass quotes like "OH THERE WOULD BE SO MUCH BLOOD IF THAT HAPPENED." or "THERE'S NO WAY HE WOULD SURVIVE THAT." Go watch a documentary, dumbass. And while you're at it, put a gun to your head. I'll be there to pull the trigger when the movie's over.

18.) Supposed Mystery Science Theater 3000 fans who take after the characters and make fun of every movie while watching, adding "witty" lines and "humurous" sound effects. There's a reason why Joel, Mike, Kevin and Bill had a show and you didn't: BECAUSE YOU'RE A FAT NERD WHO ISN'T FUNNY. Observe:

by - AmericanSyCo11 (Wed Jul 7 17:01:26)

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Will I see it?

F**k yes! Will I see "Alien Vs. Predator?" Of course!

HELL, WILL I SEE "CATWOMAN?"

GOD YES!

Why? Because there's nothing like seeing a bad movie with friends and turning it into "MST3K" fest.
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Tool. Please note that the username has NOT been changed as to allow spam mail, hate mail, hacker mail, and just anything that will make this fucker go insane and kill himself. The very fact that I actually share AIR with this person makes me want to stop breathing. No wait. I want HIM to stop breathing. Yeah. That's more like it.

19) To add to the MST3K: People who boast they see a movie and "MST3K it." Since when did my favorite fucking show of all time become a verb? It doesn't even make any sense!

20.) IMDb posters in general. Fuckin' 'tards.

Those are the twenty things that piss me off (as of now)...stay tuned for more...

Squid Vicious

07-26-2004, 01:42 PM

- The state of music today
- Michael Bay
- Eric Bress and J. Mackye Gruber, those two hacks who did The Butterfly Effect
- Will Ferrell
- Paris Hilton
- Saturday Night Live
- Will and Grace
- MTV
- The fact that MuchMusic has become just like MTV.
- Republicans
- People who vote for Republicans
- People who say stuff like, "Sorry, but you're a moron." If you're gonna insult someone, insult them! Drop the fuckin' "sorry" bullshit.
- People who say "WELL THAT'S JUST YOUR OPINION!" if you happen to say something they like sucks.
- People who use "gay", "fag", "queer" or "homo" as an insult.
- Annoying moviegoers
- People who compare Michael Moore to Hitler.
- People who smoke.
- Whoopi Goldberg
- People who wear Che Guevara shirts when they have no fucking clue who he is.
- The past five seasons of The Simpsons. It's really outstayed its welcome.

There are more, but that's all I can think of at the moment.

one_crow_sorrow

07-26-2004, 04:40 PM

Originally posted by Mog
10.) Punk rock. Okay. We get it. You're angsty. You're anti-everything. You have a whiney voice. And you wish you had a British accent. Get the fuck off my air-waves and give me my Filter.

13.) Goths. Hate you all. Sorry. No sympathy from me. 10 years down the line you're not going to be wearing a quarter of that shit you spend so much money on. Oh, and all the shit in your room? You're going to get a girlfriend/boyfriend and it's all going to be thrown out. So you might as well fucking grow up right now and get it over with. Have you met any 50 year old goths? Who aren't complete panty wastes? The same applies for <insert popular stereotype here>.

I definitely agree.

jackson13

07-26-2004, 10:31 PM

I'm baaaaaack.

I hate:

- People who spew the term "Its a free country, I can say what I want" in everyones face but when someone like Michael Moore expresses himself through the use of film, they say "Michael Moore needs to shut the fuck up and go away". Oh, I get it, you're allowed to say whatever you want but he cant because he has a different opinon on things than you do? Maybe you need to fuck off instead you ignorant hypocrital douchebag. (This comment isn't directed towards anyone on these boards, its just a comment on people in general)

- Junk Mail. In the REAL mail.

- People that think its a crime to like your own individual things. i.e. Me worshipping the Cubs. Forgive me for not going about living my life like a monotonous drone like the rest of you and choosing to like my own things like heavy metal music, professional wrestling and a certain MLB team. I guess we are all supposed to go through life liking the same things and getting along and kissing all of each others asses huh? Pucker up buttercup, I got something you can kiss right here.

- "Skaters" Yeah, Tony Hawk is cool. BUT HE CAN ACTUALLY FUCKING SKATE! Just because you hang out at the local "skate park" doesnt automatically mean you can do, and land, an SSBSTS, or any other "trick" you think you can do. All you do is dress in Salvation Army clothes (clothes that even HOMELESS PEOPLE wont wear) and ride around on a little wheelie board doesnt mean a goddamn thing to me. Enjoy your days at the skate park because once you fail out of high school and serve me my french fries at Burger King you might actually realize where you went wrong.

- People who "pimp out" cars like Dodge Neons. It's a NEON you fuckwad. Hop in the 69' Dodge Charger with a 440 Hemi dropped down in it that my brother owns and find out what a REAL fucking car is you jackass.

- That my local theater shows 3 commercials, plus 4 different Fandango ads (for Nachos, Theater Rules, Gift Certificates and a reminder not to bring in outside food) and a Dolby Digital ad before they show any previews. I came to see some previews and a movie assholes, not 10 minutes of bullshit before I get what I paid for.

- That I wake up at 5am everyday to go to a job where I get bitched out about everything on a constant basis by a boss who nitpicks more than a wife who's been married to total slob for 35 years. Its not my fault we ran out of bacon you dumb whore, it's your fault for not having enough stocked when you know we're gonna be busy! And you dont need to remind me about everytime you see me either, im not deaf and I dont have a memory loss.

- That, due the current shitty amount of income I receive weekly, it will take me over 3 years to pay off my debts of 20,000 as a result of car payments, car insurance payments (which will never end) and hospital bills. Meaning, due to lack of money thanks to paying bills, I am stuck in this house with my parents for at least another 2 years before I can even THINK about moving out. Which by then I will be 22 almost 23 years old. 23 and still living with your parents? Not a good pick-up line.

- That I have NO weekend. My boss has conveniently scheduled me to be off work on Mondays and Thursdays, days in which all of my friends and family work. Meaning, that come Friday and Saturday night, if anyone wants me to do something with them, I pay for it at work the next day because I got hardly any sleep the night before from doing stuff with them, which in turn leads to my boss chewing me out about slacking off and not sending out food quick enough while she sits on her increasingly fat ass and WATCHES me do all the work instead of lending a helping hand like a good boss would and should do.

And im done for now. The more I type the more pissed off I get since im just sitting here stewing over this shit trying to figure out a way to change it all but not coming up with any answers.