Jacko Goes Wacko For The Border....

[BorderEevilIII]

LOL hasnt Michael heard of Franchise?!?! But can he afford it?!?!

JACKO'S RUN FOR THE BORDER

California Congressman, Elton Gallegly's staff were shocked when some freak in a Spiderman get-up burst into their office in Thousand Oaks demanding to know why there is'nt a Taco Bell location near his home. WHen staffers, assuming the guy was just some hungry down-on-his-luck,pointed the poor bloke in the direction of the nearest soup kitchen, Spidey ripped off his mask to reveal his gruesome face. Can you guess who it was? It was Michael Jackson. Apparently , Jacko loves Taco Bell, but the closest one is 10 miles from his Neverland Ranch.

Bill Picture-Scoop!/SFExaminer

[thirdeye]

What the fuck is going on ?

Is this serious?

Well coming from him i'm not surprised.

[Tom Samborski]

Jacko is moving closer and closer towards getting locked up in a mental institution.

[Dead Halloween]

That's too weird, even for him. I dont think is true.

[Grebdron]

It is true. There are pictures floating around somewhere.

[Dead Halloween]

Jacko becomes masked fast-food crusader

Michael Jackson has burst into the office of his local Congressman wearing a Spiderman mask - to complain about the lack of fast-food restaurants near his Neverland ranch.

The star wore the superhero's disguise when he made an unannounced visit to US Representative Elton Gallegly in Solvang, California.

He asked the politician's deputy, Steve Lavagnino: "How come Solvang doesn't have any fast-food restaurants?"

After Jackson was told the town's only eaterie was a Subway sandwich shop, the disappointed singer said he loved food from the Taco Bell chain.

The 44-year-old then pulled his disguise off and apologised for disturbing the office.

He signed a few autographs before roaring off in a black Bentley to a Taco Bell in a nearby town.

Mr Lavagnino says his boss in Washington DC laughed when told about the bizarre encounter.

He added: "It's very hard to top that visit. My first week in the office and I get the most famous person on the planet."

Solvang, about 140 miles north of Los Angeles, is a quaint village that bills itself as "the Danish capital of America".

[Dead Halloween]

Im starting to feel sorry for the guy.

[quoth_the_raven]

i am starting to think the guys gone so far past the line, he wont ever be coming back. i knew he was a bit mental, but hes getting worse.

a morbid thought tells me that he may not be with us in 5 years time. hes so far gone, it wouldnt surprise me...


god that really is morbid? i am going to get flamed for that one...

[Grebdron]

I'll take MJ in the Dead Pool.

Money in the bank.

[Cyclonus]

I think someone here already said it at some point, but Michael Jackson's life and career seems more like a parody of celebrityhood. In fact if he was a fictional character in a movie, people would say, "that's just too far out, couldn't really happen that way."

:eek:

[vtadave]

my first thought:

****CoughBullshitCoughCough****

my second thought:

Hell, it's Jacko....probably true.

[Jon Lyrik]

Mud is dirty.

Boulders are gravel.

Michael Jackson is a nutbag.

[Dude]

I'll take odds on that Dead Pool thing!

I bet Bob Hope outlives Michael Jackson....heck, I bet Jackson goes Bankrupt before Hope passes away!