Create a Killer

[DevilMonkey]

There was a thread about this a long time ago and I thought it would be fun to have another one. I made a funny killer but other people made theirs more serious. Here is mine:

Name: Shaniqua Chan

Age: 95

Face/Body: A very old women that can never die because she is a gypsy from Asia that knows curses and stuff like that. She has white hair that is an afro in the front and a ponytail in the back. She only wheres Fat Albert clothing and will only talk in ebonics. She has blue eyes and black lips.

First crime:Stalked a man named David Coi because he was atractive. When he found out Shaniqua was following him she raped him and then kiled him while laughing. (My killer is evil!)


What about yours?

[Fulci_Fan]

NAME: Humpty Dumpty
AGE: 500 years old

With the old late nineties trend of story book characters coming to be horror movie characters I have one of my own. Humpy Dumpty is back! AND HE'S PISSED OFF!!! COmplete with his eggshell taped together he has gone on a rampage cuz no one can properly put him back together again.

TAGLINE: If you step up to Humpty Dumpty! You'll end up with egg on your face!!!!

Oh yeah.... I'm lame.

[Could Be Worse]

Name: Mr. Spanky, the Lent Poo

Reason for killing: Nobody enjoys Lent as much as they do Christmas. There's no tree, no stockings, no gifts, instead people must give up something they love. Mr. Spanky would pop out of toilets every day during Lent, but the merry spirits at hand during Christmas were not here, and Mr. Spanky was met with screams, hisses,and a return to his lair in the sewers. After Mr. Hanky became even more popular, Mr. Spanky went on a rampage, stuffing children's noses with those peanut shaped objects that so often ended up in his body.

I just watched the South Park original Christmas episode, what can I say?

[sherimoon]

Name: Gregory Lehmore
Age:36
Reason for Killing: He is just an everyday serial killer. His mother locked him in a closet when he was bad and dressed him up like a girl for school. He had to tuck his dong between his legs everyday in order to wear tights with his dresses. At night, he was locked in his room with no lights or windows and only the sounds of his mothers screaming orgasms from the townsmen to keep him company. At the age of 12, he murdered his mother, who was pregnant with his baby sister in order to keep her love as his only child. He was never suspected in her murder. In his older age, he hides his serial killer instincts from his young wife who knows not that he goes out every night and during his lunch breaks at work to murder women all over the town in a desperate rage to rid himself of his evil mothers voice urging him to kill on.

[Deckard]

I say put a baby in the MUNRO BOX from THE SIMPSONS. (You know the one where grandpa Simpson falls in love and then she dies so he inherits lots of $$....ends up having everyone in town tell them why they need $100,000.......Dr Munro wants to test a theory and has crazy torture box & he wants the money to buy a baby to put in there and raise. He is testing if as an adult he will display violent tendencies and harbor a deep seeded hatred for his torturer..

Not a real answer I know but hell that episode makes me laugh. When I think that he needs to practicly run the test in order to conclude anything but his prescribed end result........lol

You know youd have one hell of a mixed up individual on your hands as an adult.......

[X-Nightcrawler]

Mine is so silent, it scares the big boys! Michael, Jason...
He's a dog......with shifty eyes.

[Could Be Worse]

Originally posted by X-Nightcrawler
Mine is so silent, it scares the big boys! Michael, Jason...
He's a dog......with shifty eyes.

You've seen one too many Simpsons episodes.

[X-Nightcrawler]

Originally posted by Could Be Worse
You've seen one too many Simpsons episodes. hehehe, I guess I have...just yesterday, I saw the one with Tom Savini in it...pretty funny.

[TATU]

Killer's name: The Godhand Killer
Motivation: He's a pastor who was kicked out've his congregation for using an illegal preacher's license. Driven mad by anger he kills and kills again because he believes his own psychotic mind to be the voice of God.

[Giselle]

Originally posted by Fulci_Fan


TAGLINE: If you step up to Humpty Dumpty! You'll end up with egg on your face!!!!




That is just beautiful. .. . .You made my day.

[artguylarry]

MOVIE TITLE: The Vindicator
KILLER'S NAME: Vincent "The Vindicator" Maxwell

TAGLINE 1: What goes around comes around.
TAGLINE 2: Do unto others, and he'll do unto you.

MOVIE SYNOPSIS: Present day in L. A., Vincent (who we first see killing an unkown man with an ax for a seemingly unkown reason) is a psychopath (played by Desmond Harrington) believing himself to be a "hero" by being the killer of murderers. He has no consistent method of action to his kills except to kill each of his murderous "victims" in the same grisly fashion that they killed theirs (decapitation, blowtorch, etc.). In simultaneous pursuit with the oblivious LAPD, Vincent, always manages to stay one step ahead of the police, reaching his victims before the cops do. In order to stop the "Vindicator," a sharp LA detective (Bridget Fonda) decides to stage a phony murder to draw Vincent out of the shadows. But the plan almost backfires when the detective learns that the "Vindicator" is on the force, obtaining the identities of his murderous victims based on inside information. In the end, we find that as a child, Vincent's parents were axed to death by a killer (Sam Elliott) who later walked free (who incidentally turns out to be the man he was axing to death at the beginning).

I know, I know, parts are cliche'd and it almost sounds like more of a crime drama than a horror flick, but I am thinking of something more along the lines of JOY RIDE or the first Friday the 13th, where the killer is for the most part - unseen. Think JASON meets MANIAC COP. And the idea of killing the murderers in the same way they killed their victims - that's an original idea, don't you think?