Not being able to take a dump in the urinals!

[JustinKing665]

Okay, now that I got your attention, why are the lines at movie concession stands so damn long? Just pour the popcorn in the bag and give the guy his drink, why the hell must it take all year!

[Sugar Magnolia]

Because there isn't a space to flush crap down a urinal, that's why!!

:D

[Slim]

Dammit. I thought you were serious. Would have been one of the best rants ever. :D

[Grim H.]

I laughed my ass off when I read the title to this thread. But somehow, I knew it wouldn't be serious. As for the concession, I wouldn't blame the workers. They have to put up with an enormous amount of idiots at a time. Blame lies with everyone else. Too many people are at my theatre, and they piss me off! Only cool people like me should be allowed in, that way nobody would piss me off...okay maybe that's a little far-fetched, but still...:D

[Shockwave]

I just bring in a snack in my jacket because movie theatre food is so outragously overpriced. No way in hell am i paying 4 dollars for a bottled water.:mad:

[chilli pepper]

I just bring in a snack in my jacket because movie theatre food is so outragously overpriced. i do the same thing shockwave but ive seen some folks take the whole sneak in food thing alittle too far...lemme tell ya'll a story.i was seeing a flick awile back (cant remeber the name at the time) and this couple walks in to my right my first thought "these fucks better not sit next to me" they sit two rows down from me and alittle to my right and i could easily see what they were doing (hey..i was alittle bored ok) and the dude pulls out a bright blue bowl with a snappy lid thing pulls the lid off and theres popcorn in it now im like "ok thats kinda retarded lets see how long it take for them to get kicked out" now the chick to his right (the one he came in with for those of you who still give a shit) has a similar bowl. Now the dude pulls out a cup and a bottle of coke and im just thinkin "shit these are some bold fuckers" they were sittin five feet away from the usher/janitor dudes (guess they were too stoned to notice) he opens the coke bottle and right away ican tell its gonna bust a bigger load on this dudes face then any porn stars wang ever could so he holds it in his hand arm out full length and.......boooomm he gets his coca-cola spooch all over the seat next to him and after he pulled his shlong out of his girlfriend's er um i mean he poured what was left of his drink in his cup and around that time the flick started.after the flick ended i wanted to see if they would get caught walking out nope..the dude and the chick walked out with their shit in there hands right in front of the janitors stoner faces! the kids at my theater are so fucking retarded..sorry for going a wee bit off topic i got carried away a little oh and the prices are horrible! and the clerks are retarded i mean how could you confuse coke with dr.pepper..SHIT! and then i realise that he charged me $2.50 extra! there about 1 more fuck up away from having me going disgruntled moviegoer on the asses! wooooooow.....rant mode OFF!

[Kastman]

My friend broke a blockof chocolate in half and stuffed it in his sock.

[quoth_the_raven]

Originally posted by Shockwave
I just bring in a snack in my jacket because movie theatre food is so outragously overpriced. No way in hell am i paying 4 dollars for a bottled water.:mad:


lol sneaking is so overrated. me and my girlfriend just take a bag normally, and as they dont search it, there is no problem.

if they did search it, i would take great pains to tell them all the reasons why they legally couldnt do so ;)

[Grebdron]

I went to the concession stand no less than 5 times during the showing of The Italian Job the other day. Fucking line had at least 30 people in it every time. Never ended up getting any popcorn.

Fucking X2 and 2F2F geeks crowded the line.:mad:

[BorderEevilIII]

damn, I was about to "hit report to modera...." OH NEVER MIND :D
Ok to answer ur question, unless ur READY to place ur order stay CLEAR from the line! And I loathe when something like this happen like this for example when I am in line and the person in front of me does this (turns to his friend waiting by the straws/napkins......"Hey Bob, did you want the nachos or chicken nuggets....
(still waits) And the cashier just
asked if you go for the large popcorn instead of medium, you get a large soda drink for a dollar more..............." (still waiting) Bob, theyre out of M&M peanuts, is plain awright?(getting irratated)

DAMN! I HATE WHEN A Scenario like this happens......Usually I would take myself out of line.....and look for another one....:mad:

[Dude]

Speaking about dumping in a urinal. I (USED) to be a fan of these, "Chinese all you can eat buffets" About a dozen or so opened up in the suburbs of where I live. Two years ago, I was at one, and had to use the washroom. As I walked in, I was staggered by what I saw....I caught some woman in there, wiping her 2 year olds ass, and a big pile of shit in the urinal! Now, normally I could stomach MUCH...but NEVER on a FULL STOMACH...and normally, I am not at a loss for words and never shy away from telling poeple what I think..but I had NEVER in my life EVER fathomed seeing crap in a urinal....I've seen worse, but this just was the one thing that threw me for a loop. I just looked at her in shock, as she walked past me out the door. My emotions were whirling every which way...why wasnt the door locked....why wasnt she in the WOMENS washroom? Why is there SHIT in a URINAL?????? My knees quivered and a wave of nausea came over me. I walked back out the door, and to my table..I felt like I was walking on marshmellos. I told my family, I'll be in the car and just walked passed them out the door. I couldnt even talk about this til AFTER my food was digested. To this day, I psychologically CANNOT go into an Oriental (BUFFET) I can eat Chinese food..I can eat at Old Country Buffet..but that Chinese Buffet damaged my wittle mind that day for sure. :(

[PapaJupe2k]

I like to drink a few cocktails while at the movies. I usually bring a few bottles of airline liqour in my pockets.

I've never shit in a urinal, I've pissed in a sink though.:D

[MarkItZero]

Originally posted by PapaJupe2k
I've never shit in a urinal, I've pissed in a sink though.:D

Absolutely! If the it comes down to me missing a minute of the game, or pissing in the sink to avoid the line... its not even close, I'll whip it out and spoil the sink everytime.

Back on Topic (I think. What is the topic for this thread again?)

Concession stand lines are so long because the people working the registers are morons. I have no proof of this, but I firmly believe that in order to get a job working at a movie theatre, you must take an anti-IQ test. Only brainless twits need apply.

Seriously folks, how damn hard could it be to shove some popcorn in a bag and hand it to the guy holding the $10 bill in his hand, in a TIMELY FASHION!

Until theatres start raising their hiring standards, you had better be ready for the usual long, slow lines.

[flowrchild]

I am offended by the lack of urinals present in the girl's bathroom. I think it's only fair that we should have the same accomodations as the men's room. Are we not as special? Do we not have feelings?

[quoth_the_raven]

Originally posted by flowrchild
I am offended by the lack of urinals present in the girl's bathroom. I think it's only fair that we should have the same accomodations as the men's room. Are we not as special? Do we not have feelings?



you are every bit as special. and you do indeed have feelings....

i just cant see why you shouldnt have urinals of your very own.........

:D:D